Written by Jim Stenstrum
Guard> Halt or we’ll shoot!
Guards> Ah! Move! Aah!
Dark Kat> I repeat, do not interfere! You have witnessed only a sample of my destructive power! Any more acts of defiance, and Megakat City will suffer on a grand scale.
Guard> [shouting] Get out of the way!
Technician 1> What the?!
Technician 2> Stop! This is a secured area! Put me down!
Technician 3> They’ve breached the reactor! Everybody get out! Get out!
Ann> As usual, Kat’s Eye News is first on the scene of this late-breaking story at Megakat Nuclear Plant. And it appears Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs has just arrived.
Steele> Everybody stand back! This area is under Enforcer control! That means you, too, lady!
Callie> Now listen here! I’m-
Feral> Back off, Steele. Let Deputy Mayor Briggs through. You must forgive Lieutenant Steele, Miss Briggs. He’s green and a little too ambitious.
Callie> What’s the situation here, Commander?
Feral> Dark Kat has broken into the reactor. We’re just about to move in, if you’d like to stay and watch the fireworks.
Callie> Fireworks? Commander, you can’t fire this close to the reactor! One mistake and the whole city could be poisoned by radioactivity!
Feral> And what do you suggest I do, Miss Briggs? Wait for Dark Kat to steal all the nuclear matierial inside? Feral to all units! Move in now! Blast that Dark Kat! Very well. Let’s see what he can do against this! Dark Kat will never be able to hit three targets traveling faster than the speed of sound! Kats alive! Those were the best pilots I had…
Callie> I know two better ones.
Chance> Pepper number one.
Jake> Well, I’ll see that, and raise you this.Heh
Chance> [gasps] It’s Callie. Yes, Miss Briggs?
Chance> Got it, Miss Briggs, we’re on our way!
Razor> Ain’t it the truth? [chuckles]
Feral> The SWAT Kats! Whata re they doing here?
Callie> Your job, Feral.
T-Bone> Good idea. If one million megavolts can’t take out those shields, nothing will.
Ann> Don’t wimp out on me now, Al! Get in closer!
Al> It’s too dangerous, Annie!
Al> Great kats! We’ve lost our man rotar! We’re goin’ down!
Razor> Jammed. That heat blast messed us up good. We’re sittin’ ducks!
T-Bone> No, we’re outta here!
Steele> [chuckles] Look, Commander. The SWAT Kats have failed.
Feral> Shut up, you idiot. This is no time to gloat.
Steele> Sorry, Commander, I just thought-
Steele>Yes sir. It’s an inspired plan, sir.
Feral> No, it’s desperate and it’s stupid! But I’ve run out of options. Captain! I want you to throw everything you’ve got at Dark Kat on my order!
Enforcer> Yes sir!
Feral> If I don’t come back, you’re in command, Lieutenant.
Steele> I’m hardly worthy, Commander.
Feral> You can say that again. Fire!
Callie> Where’s Feral?
Steele> He left, and I’m in charge. Lieutenant Commander Steele, that’s with two Es.
Feral> Steele, I’m on Dark Kat’s ship. Set up tracers while try to stop him.
Steele> Yes sir. Good luck, sir, and break a leg.
Razor> Well it could’ve been worse. He almost hit our fuel tanks.
Callie> Well you’d better hurry. Dark Kat escaped with some nuclear fuel rods, and Feral sneaked aboard to stop him!
Feral> Steele, this is Feral. Are you following my signal?
Steele> I’m sorry, sir, but we haven’t had a chance to scramble any jets yet. Uh, mechanical problems.
Feral> Whata re you saying, Steele? Where’s my backup?
Steele> Be patient, sir. We’ll be there as soon as possible. But not too soon.
Feral> He hung up on me! The little creep hung up on me!
Dark Kat> [chuckles] It’s about time you said hello, Commander. I imagine it was getting rather chilly in the cargo bay.
Dark Kat> You’re referring to the signal this communicator is sending, I assume. Well let your men come! By the time they arrive, Megakat City will be in ruins! Welcome aboard the Doomsday Express, Commander! Enjoy the ride! [laughs]
T-Bone> Deja who? What do you mean?
T-Bone> Remember? How could I ever forget.
Enforcer> Chance, Jake, let him go it’s too dangerous!
Chance> Negative. We’re bringing Dark Kat in. You guys get yourselves some donuts.
Enforcer> You two are nuts! We’re breakin’ off pursuit!
Chance> Roger that, leave it to us. We’ll bring this psycho in if it kills us.
Jake> Chance, he’s locking missiles on the new Enforcer building!
Chance> Then we gotta nail him now, Jake!
Jake> No problemo! Missile deployed!
Dark Kat> No! My missiles won’t fire!
Jake> Knocked out his weapons system! One more shot and Dark Kat is history!
Feral> This is Feral. Fall back, you two. I’ll handle Dark Kat.
Chance> Negative, Commander Feral, we already have our missiles locked! It’s our tag!
Feral> I’m ordering you to back off!
Chance> I repeat, sir, we’ve got a lock!
Jake> We’re outta the game, Chance. We gotta eject!
Feral> Huh? Dark Kat’s gone! All because of those two young hotshots!
Chance> Heck of a loss, Jake.
Jake> Monumental disaster, Chance.
Feral> I’m glad you both agree. Because this is the last act of vandalism you will ever perform on this city.
Chance> It was our tag, Commander! None f this would have happened if you hadn’t interferred, sir!
Feral> That’s it! You’re off the force! Both of you!
Chance and Jake> Suits us.
Chance> Who needs this crud anyway?
Feral> Just a minute. I said you’re off the force, but not off the hook. There’s still the matter of paying for this building, and that’s what you two are going to be doing for a long, long time.
Burke> [laughs] Don’t look so hot, now, do they? Hey, Feral says you guys gotta run the salvage yard, ’till you pay back every penny it costs to rebuild the Enforcer building.
Murray> Yeah, and at your present salary, it’ll only take a thousand years!
Burke> Take care of the place now, boys!
Murray> We’ll be checkin’ up on ya! [cackles]
Chance> This can’t be happening! We’re pilots, not junkmen!
Jake> Hey, y’know Chance, there’s enough military salvage here to build our own jet.
Chance> And do what?
Chance> Well, whata re we waitin’ for, buddy?
Dark Kat> My Doomsday Device is nearly complete, Commander. The nuclear fuel rods I just stole are the last components I require. In less than on hour, I will destroy Megakat City! And from its ashes I will create a new city, where lawlessness is the law of the land! Dark Kat City!
T-Bone> Inside? You sure?
T-Bone> Guess we’ll just have to make our own door, huh?
T-Bone> I know, I know! What do you want me to do, stop?!
Razor> Roger that.
Dark Kat> Now sit there and be quiet. This won’t take much longer.
T- Heads up, Dark Crud!
Dark Kat> Too late! My bomb is armed! [growls] Game’s over!
Dark Kat> [laughs] Nevermind me! Load the bomb!
Feral> We have to stop him!
T-Bone> What do you mean, we?
Razor> Looks like you won’t be needing a ride, Feral.
Steele> Commander Feral, you’re okay?
Feral> Lights against you all the way, Steele?
Steele> Uh, sorry, sir, we had trouble getting organized-
Feral> Mister, you don’t know what trouble is. But I’m going to introduce you to some!
Steele> Bit sir- I’m not really trained for this.
Feral> You want my job, greenhorn? This is how you learn it.
T-Bone> We’re too late! He’s ready to unload!
Razor> It’s not over ’till the fat kat sings!
T-Bone> Holy kats!
T-Bone> Any lasts requests, buddy? Just in case.
Dark Kat> No! My shields have shortcircuited!
Feral> Back off, SWAT Kat! The Enforcers will handle this!
T-Bone> You back off, Feral! It’s my tag!
Feral> Steele, return fire!
Steele> I, I don’t have any experience in this, sir. I’ve never been in an actual air fight! I think I’m gonna be sick! [retiching sounds]
Feral> You wanted my job?
Razor> This has gotta be the right wire. Well, I’ll soon find out. Bingo.
Feral> Out of the way, SWAT Kat! I’m taking Dark Kat personally!
Razor> Basically, yeah, but, uh, you better pick me up at Enforcer Headquarters, before Feral comes back and sticks us with another bill.
T-Bone> On my way.