2006-04-29

<Hans_Lynx> 4 RPG On! This is how we start! no use the pluseseses here XD
<Riley_> ((i can dig eet XD))
<Tasha_Forge> ((Ugh! i swear if i find one more stockpile of junk mail in this room somewhere I”m gonna scream))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::laughs:: Why does this boy keep junkmail? XD ::wonders what the oldest piece dates from:: <CK> … get a free Atari videogame rental from Red Giraffe… ))
<Tasha_Forge> ((give me a bit to go through the old magazines and I”ll tell you..))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIES!::))
<FletchRyder> ((lol))
<Hans_Lynx> ::so it is a beeeeeeyuuuutiful day in Magkat City! No evil monsters or villains about right now. as far as anyone knows::
<Hans_Lynx> ::walks into the MBI and signs in at the front desk, which currently mun assumes is empty unless Hertz is there::
<Tasha_Forge> ::yes yes! issa at work! is it Riley’s interview so she can spy? BWHAHAHAHA!::
* Sageymun is now known as JasonKorat
<Riley_> ::is in a convient place ready for…processing? ahhh…twiddles thumbs and rolls a lolliepop around her lips, kicking her feet back and forth under the chair she is occupying::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> ::at the front desk, making paper airplanes out of some important looking documents. has many band-aids on his fingers as a result::
<Hans_Lynx> ::man you listen in on EVERYONE’s interview now, dontcha bebbe?::
<Tasha_Forge> ::yes I do…..its tradition. XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ::its how I met you! ^_^::
<Hans_Lynx> Hertz… you making paper airplanes on the job? ::smirks after signing in. leans on desk now and takes up one of them::
<Hans_Lynx> ::well yes, but it is how you meet everyone now lol::
<JasonKorat> ::opens the door! Dundundaaaaaaah!!:: Riley…?
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Oh, you betcha’! ::one Hans picks up looks to be in pretty bad shape, with some small blood stains on the edges:: There’s a competition at the park this weekend, and I want to be ready for those no-good Kit Scouts who take the grand prize every year.
<Riley_> hum? ::blinks at Jason:: oh right- ::jumps up nd scurries over:: Riley yes, me yes, hi- ::belated whips out lollie pop…lost now for a place to put it:: um
<Tasha_Forge> ::perks ears. do I hear a newbie..? Peeks out from behind racing magazine to see the newbie!::
<JasonKorat> ::chuckles lightly:: Don’t worry about that. ::motions:: Come on in.
<Riley_> ((lol i so warning now…some keys on my board no work -like a XD- it’s not my typing i swear! though that pretty pants i must admit >.>; ))
<JasonKorat> ((::dies::))
<Tasha_Forge> ((LOL!))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::snickers::))
<Hans_Lynx> .. ::snorks!:: You serious?  Looks like you’ve had some bad luck here… and a substantial loss of blood. ::examining it::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Yeah, it’s the edges that get me. I might have to quit for a little while, as I am feeling the effects of blood loss. ::looking miserably at cut fingers:: I don’t think I’ll be able to type anything for a week.
<Riley_> ::blows at the lollie so it dries a bit before wedging it behind her left ear – now the hair streaks make sense!- and walks in to where Jason motioned:: Nice
<Riley_> ((such a knowing snicker X3))
<JasonKorat> Yeah, well. I do what I can. ::office is decorated with a bookcase behind his desk and a few memorabilia… like newspaper clippings and a few encased CDs::  Have a seat. I’m Captain Jason Korat. Ready for your interview?
<Hans_Lynx> ((::is a knowing snicker… you just trying to cover up your sugardrunkeness with a typing excuse! admit it! XD::))
<Tasha_Forge> ((:DIIIES!::))
<Riley_> (( noooo XDD ::snork dies eehhheee::))
<Tasha_Forge> ::gets up quickly when the door shuts, tossing magazine onto desk and hurrying to the door to listen in! lol!::
<Hans_Lynx> If you want, I can make you up a winner of a paper airplane or two.
<Riley_> I don’t need a number two pencil do I? Cause if no then yah ::i make no sense n.n::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> ::gets an “ooooh” type face:: Wow, really? Could it shoot down other paper planes and make bombing runs like the Kit Scouts’?
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Riley>::stands up:: Okay, guess Paula and Simon didn’t make it today? <Jason> Wha? <Riley> The song I chose is, I Believe I Can Fly, by um… I forget who, but it’s pretty and was in that Space Jam movie? Did you see it? Anyway. ::clears throat and begins singing:: <Jase> You’re a bit confused, this isn’t Amerikat Idol… ))
<Riley_> ((::thuddiees:: XD))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIES!::))
<JasonKorat> ((::DIES!!!!:::))
<Hans_Lynx> Uh… no, but it can fly really far and won’t be weighed down with er… blood. ::smirks::
<JasonKorat> ::chuckles:: No, you’re fine. ::smiles, sits:: So! What’s your full name?
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> I’ll take it! AAH! ::cuts finger again, sucking on it::
<Tasha_Forge> ::leans ear agianst door. is soooo bad. lol! ::
<Riley_> Riley E. ::harhar:: Sinclair. ::stys standing infront of him, reframes from snickering about the resembalnce to the principals office his is::
<JasonKorat> ::waves to her, lol:: Have a seat, Ms. Sinclair.
<Hans_Lynx> ::shakes his head, collects the other plane attempts:: First lets get rid of these… ::wads them up and tosses ‘em in the garbage can nearby::
<Riley_> ::sits down:: Thank you.
<JasonKorat> So, why did you want to join us?
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Riley> I heard you have free donuts! <Jason> … besides that.))
<Tasha_Forge> ((LOL!))
<Riley_> ((::dies:: <Riley> cool uniforms? <Jason>…))
<JasonKorat> ((::dies!::))
<Riley_> Would you like me to be honest?
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL!!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIES!::))
<JasonKorat> Sure.
<Hans_Lynx> Now, where’s the paper at you’ve been using?
<JasonKorat> ((Arr! http://www.deviantart.com/view/32564094/ ))
<Riley_> Right. So I didn’t grduate with a degree or nothing ::well thick east London accent that the mun will reframe from even TRYING to type xD:: and I could really use a job, and I’m a keen worker you know. Dot all the Ts, cross all the I’s…no wait…
<Tasha_Forge> ((whooo! the boy has hair! it looks good!))
<Tasha_Forge> ::nearly snorts out loud at her mistake::
<Riley_> ((yah piccie! i like – lol where’s visnenkat! ::loafs her XD::))
<JasonKorat> ((She should be here tomorree. ^_^))
<Riley_> ((yay! X3))
<Hans_Lynx> ((ooh he’s got whispy hair! Neat effect, Sagey! ^_^))
<JasonKorat> ((Whee! THankyew! ::loves Painter for that, lol. Otherwise, can’t use it for anything else. XD))
<JasonKorat> ::smiles warmly:: I’m more concerned with your skills than a degree, Ms. Sinclair.
<Riley_> ::blinks at him wondering of he’s going to ask her to play the piano or something then coins on:: Right…that…that’s important?
<JasonKorat> FOr this line of work, yes. How are you in regards to marksmanship and martial arts skills?
<Riley_> ::twiddles her fingers on her knees and clashes them together:: Well if you’re going to get techinical I can throw a brick through a Harrod’s window pretty precise and, I don’t know about martial arts…but how does a pub fight sound every friday night? ::cheeky grin::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> ::still sucking on his finger, reaches into a “classified” folder and pulls out a piece of paper, handing it to Hans::
<Tasha_Forge> ::blinkies!::<oooooo a party buddy!>
<Hans_Lynx> ::takes up the paper then blinks:: … wait, you’ve been using these FILES for your paper airplanes?
<JasonKorat> ::snorks, sorta smirking:: Well, I guess I’m gonna have to find out for myself. ::as he stands::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Well, sure! I think the different pale shades of color are pretty.
<Hans_Lynx> <JOsie>::gonna have a fit when she finds out about Hertz paper airplane material. lol and boo you don’t need a party buddy, you need an AA buddy, Tasha! XD::
<JasonKorat> ((::dies, Josie!::))
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::fyi to Robz, Josie’s miz strict, no nonsense, by the rules gal.  She’s like Lex was getting save no sense of humor aaand she doesn’t go around trying to off vigs all the time lol she’s just bossy and grouchy -g-::
<Riley_> ::watching him stand, goes for question herself:: So you guys do the Bruce Lee thing alot then?
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIES!:: She prolly does!))
<Riley_> ((lol awesome! Riley is so going to be a thorn in the side then XD lollie pop left in files…beer cans… sandwiches))
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL <Josie> There’s only TWO in the city!  That’d be a hobby that wouldn’t last long.))
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Besides, they’re already ruined with all that writing on them, so my blood won’t ruin clean, new sheets of paper. ::smiling proudly, thinking Josie would be so proud::
<Hans_Lynx> ::slaps forehead. goes over and digs the files/planes out of the trash and starts flatening them out:: Lyons is going to have you for breakfast, Hertz if she sees this…
<JasonKorat> ((<Riley> you just need a little more sunshine! ^_^ ::shoves lolli in Josie’s mouth:: Now we can go out and be happy! ::arms around her:: Rainbow monkeys! Rainbow moneys! ^_______^ <3 <3 <3 <Josie> ><*****!!!!!!))
<Riley_> (( ::thud:: xD))
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> ::smile turns upside down slowly:: Wh-what do you mean? ::already on alert, ready to spring::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> I taste terrible with eggs benedict and a maple syrup!
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DIIES!:: ))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIIIIIIIIES!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Josie> DIRECTOR SIR! Quit hiring these HIPPIES!!!))
<FletchRyder> ((lol!))
<Riley_> ((<Riley> I’m not a hippie, I’m british! <Josie> Exactly!))
<Hans_Lynx> These are CLASSIFIED files! Look at the folder, man. ::nods to it as he finishes the last of them. they still crumpled up and a bit bloody lol::
<JasonKorat> ((::SOOOODEAD!!:))
<JasonKorat> Always. Well, for those who use it… Um… What? ::got lost at her last sentenceXD::
<Hans_Lynx> That “writing” is supposed to be there.
<Riley_> ::grins:: Don’t worry, you were about to ask me another question.
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Holy strawberries! I’m in a real jam! I thought those were old assignment’s for someone’s class with Mr. Ified! I didn’t know!
<JasonKorat> ((::DEAD, HERTZ!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie> ::in the office currently where Tasha hurriedly left to go spy XD::
<JasonKorat> Anyway… ::shaking his head, heads towards the gym:: You better show me what you know.
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::at her desk::
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DIES Hertz! LOL::))
<Tasha_Forge> ::eyes widen. scrambles to get away from teh door and to the desk room to look busy. lol!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::groans and puts the files back now:: Where’d you get this folder from anyway?
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::glances up at her:: What ARE you doing, Forge? ::annoyed look::
<Tasha_Forge> ::mrrs at her some:: I’m finding out about our new recruit if she’s hired. No go on back to your prune donut.
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> They were just sitting in one of the desk drawers! Honest!
<Riley_> ::jumps up a follows:: You sure…it’s not very friendly for the toms I assure you ::grins::
<JasonKorat> ((<Josie> I do NOT eat prune donuts! I eat tofu. There’s a difference!))
<Tasha_Forge> (LOL!!!))
<JasonKorat> Then I don’t suppose telling you that you better not beat the snot out of me since I’m the one who’s supposed to hire you will help, huh?
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie> You mean eavesdropping? ::hrmphs:: And this isn’t prune, it’s chocolate.
<Tasha_Forge> ((::Blinkies!!!!!:: Felony…remember that about finding money…?))
<Hans_Lynx> ((yeah? XD what’d you get?))
<Tasha_Forge> (($140….))
<JasonKorat> ((:FALLS OVER::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DIES!:: Dude… um… ::dramatic pause:: I will find fifty bucks in the bottom of PK’s sockdrawer! ::goes to see. nothing:: Darnit! It only works for Josh’s room!))
<FletchRyder> ((Say, CK, remember that $140 you owe me from uh.. the um.. flamingo racetrack..? :) ))
<Riley_> ((XDD awesome))
<Tasha_Forge> Coulda fooled me.  ::smrks at her. peeks out door to hear more::
<Hans_Lynx> ((::dies Fletch!::))
<Riley_> I get the point gov.
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIIES!:: Um…sorry…I don’t remember that one…::packs this away quietly..::))
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie> ::glares at her::
<JasonKorat> ((DEAD!!!!::))
<Hans_Lynx> … uh huh.  Go put it back then while I make you a plane okay? ::hands it to them:: Right where you found it.
<Riley_> ((do you think i’ll find a pence in Nick’s room? no wait i’ll probably be in the predicament as Felmun there XD))
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> ::meekly:: Yes, sir. ::takes up the folder and goes to put it back in the filing cabinet in the deskroom::
<Tasha_Forge> ((i’m figuring this is either his leftover tax return money, an emergency stash, or some he forgot about. if its the latter, its mine! @_@))
<Tasha_Forge> ::ignores her. lol!::
<JasonKorat> ::chuckles:: Alright. ::as they get into the gym, removes his upper shirt to only have a t-shirt and takes off his shoes. Is in a regular tank shirt and jeans now::
<Hans_Lynx> ((::dies:: Moving money!))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::laughs Robz:: You prolly would XD))
<Riley_> ::querks eyebrow, blinks:: So…before I kick your butt, why’d you pick my application? I mean I’m sure you get tons every year right? Was it because I filled it out in purple pen?
<Hans_Lynx> ::shakes his head and finds blank fax paper to make a couple airplanes with::
<Tasha_Forge> ((::snort diiiiiies!:: New Kids on the block tape!!!))
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::watches Hertz go in there and put away the file:: … what’s that, Hertz?
<Riley_> ((::dies:: ebay it!))
<JasonKorat> ((okay. I’m making a list now – Power Rangers, braces, NKOTB…. SO much smirking at the wedding. XD))
<Tasha_Forge> ((I should! lol!))
<JasonKorat> ::laughs:: Nah. I think you have a lot of potential.
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DEAD!::))
<Tasha_Forge> ::Creeps down the hallway now and peeks in the gym window to watch. lol!::
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DEAD:: Man, you sure you wanna marry this guy?  Power Ranger trading cards, New Kids on the Block tape, junk mail from ’85 lol XD))
<JasonKorat> ((::dying::))
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::sees Tasha sneaking away. mrrr stands up::
<Riley_> ::wide grin, and becons him towards her with her hands:: That’s what I like to here…well then come on then, ‘ave a go luv? ::so true btw, just needs few more pints;:
<Tasha_Forge> ((myeh….its all going to storage and trash. ^_^))
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Erk! ::tenses up at Josie’s voice, nearly spilling all the papers in the folder:: Nothing! Nothing! You only see air! ::dashes into filing cabinet::
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::mrrr, Tasha will wait a moment. goes over and starts picking up the papers… just stares at one of the crumpled former airplane papers:: Why did you have this…?  You’re not on this case, it’s closed…. ::still staring at the paper in it’s state::
<JasonKorat> ((::SOOOOOOODEAD!!!!!:: <Riley> ::hearing this, zoooooooms to Hertz just to finish the song:: Dooooooon’t be silly, I love you very much! ::PUNCHES his lights out:: I guess I shouldn’t touch! ^___^ <Hertz> X_x))
<Riley_> ((::dies::
<JasonKorat> Fine. ::attempts a punch at her::
<Riley_> ))
<Riley_> ((wah…why no enter key work now XD))
<Tasha_Forge> ((:::DIIIIIES!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DEAD::))
<FletchRyder> ((lol!! glad someone else picked up on where that comes from))
<JasonKorat> ((I miss Dexter’s Lab. Dangit. All the good toons are gone. ;_; The older Cartoon Cartoons were tolerable))
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> I-I-I uh… I-I-I… um… ::just standing there, knees knocking together, and eyes darting around::
<Riley_> ::drops down so she’ll be sitting in the direct path of his walking/movement, trying to make him fall and throw him off a bit because…thaat was unexpected yes…cough >.>::
<JasonKorat> ::is thrown off, for sooth!::
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::twitches some and gathers the rest of the papers, temper rising seeing another crumpled and bloodied one. looks up at him, notes his fingers:: What were you doing with these?! Why are some of these all horribly crumpled and bloody?!
<Tasha_Forge> ::Run, Hertz, run!!!!::
<Tasha_Forge> ::snorks at Jason being tossed::
<JasonKorat> ((“Her fellow agents know that anytime soon, their little agent Josie will go KA-BOOM.”))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::Dead XD Katie Kaboom XD::))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Riley_> ::find her feet again, and will try and make a jab at Jason’s throat with her two fingers but will not actully poke XD:: broken off bottle right here, not nice ::grins – mun thinks i’m scarey and cries to play Robi XD::
<FletchRyder> <Hertz> Uhh… Ihavetogotothebathroom!! ::zooms out of there!, nearly knocking into Ryder on his mad dash out of the deskroom:: <Fletch> ::blinks, seeing Hertz rush by. figures he must be in trouble again::
<Tasha_Forge> ((anyone know anything about baseball cards?))
<Riley_> ((shinny ones good? o.o))
<JasonKorat> ((None here…))
<Hans_Lynx> ((They’re worth more than Power Ranger cards XD  PK has loads of ‘em))
<Tasha_Forge> (lol! well this one is definitly shiney…Mark McGwire in plastic on a plaque thingy))
<Hans_Lynx> ((SAVE THAT))
<JasonKorat> ::eyes wide, then attempts to grab her hand and flip her over his head::
<Hans_Lynx> ((In fact, save any baseball card you find.  Is that his rookie card?))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::blinks:: Okay..and not sure…Lemme look..))
<Tasha_Forge> ((I don’t think it is…but its a nice one))
<Riley_> ::grabed and chucked over his head, tries like anything to land on two feet but kind of thuds to her bum. tries to then roll backwards and kick upwards at Jason::
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie> HERTZ!! Get back here! ::scrambles to her feet and rushes out of the room, since Ryder’s in the hall there lol slams into him!:: Oof! ::falls backwards on her tail end::
<Tasha_Forge> ::blinkies! watching this with great interest::
<Hans_Lynx> ((Save it.  He may have cards in there worth something.  If not now, eventually.))
<JasonKorat> ::kicked in the jaw, eyes wide with shock, lol. Falls back::
<Hans_Lynx> ((cards are kinda like investments))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::nods:: I’m not thowing anything like that away))
<Tasha_Forge> ::has to cover mouth in hand to keep from laughing out loud::
<Riley_> ((aw see now i wish i collected baseball cards, i just got xmen ones XD))
<Tasha_Forge> ((I got a whole box of ‘em at the house in a box in my room))
<FletchRyder> ::knocked into, taking a step or two backwards to catch his balance. looks a little annoyed at first, but then lightens up seeing who it is who got knocked on their rump XD:: Lyons?
<Riley_> ((baseball or xmen?))
<Tasha_Forge> ((baseball))
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL <Robz> Poo! I wanted to trade!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIES!::))
<Riley_> ::looks surprised that she got him:: I didn’t hit too hard did I? ::cheeky grin, and wiggles tail something mischevious::
<Riley_> ((::Deadead:: No jokee man! X3 gambit will be miiiinneee! ::swoon::))
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie> ::looks up and slightly blushes with embarrassment for having slammed into someone:: Ryder!  Sorry about that, I didn’t mean to knock into you like that… ::gets up now off the floor::
<JasonKorat> ::nearly without breath, weakly lifts a hand:: No… you’re fine….
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DEAD!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((brb!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((okies!))
<Riley_> ::laughs:: So do I carry on beating myself into the team or what?
<FletchRyder> ((And.. I have to go feed my face, so I’ll catch you gals later!))
<JasonKorat> ((Later, Rydermun!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((maww later!))
<JasonKorat> I think you’ll be fine. ::grinning, picking himself up:: Why… don’t I show you who you’ll be working with?
<Riley_> ((bye bye n__n))
* FletchRyder has quit IRC (Quit: Holy strawberries, Batman! We’re in a jam!)
<Riley_> …do i have to hit them too? ::joking…maybe XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ::blinkies again! scrambles down the hall quickly and back to the deskroom. lol!::
<JasonKorat> Naw. In fact… ::calls:: FORGE!
<Hans_Lynx> ((ack! missed ‘er!))
<Tasha_Forge> ::cringe. halt! stays real still and quiet so maybe he’ll think she’s not there. lol!::
<JasonKorat> Can you come ‘ere for a few?
<Hans_Lynx> <Josie>::goes in search of Hertz! lol ends up at the gym:: Forge! Quit eavesdropping and tell me if you’s seen Hertz go by!
* Hans_Lynx is now known as Josie_Lyons
<Josie_Lyons> ((You’ve not you’s XD))
<Tasha_Forge> ::sighs. rubs at face, shaking head:: NO! I’ve not seen Hertz and I’m NOT EAVESDROPPING!
<Josie_Lyons> Yes you are!  You were doing it outside the Captain’s office, and you’re doing it now! Who’s in there? ::looks in the gym now lol XD::
<JasonKorat> You’ll meet TWO of them. ::leads her to them::
<Riley_> ::grinning, and excited..is liking this crew already::
<Tasha_Forge> Yeah well…looks like YOU ARE TOO! ::Grinning. gonna take Josie down with her! busts on up in there:: Sorry sir. I was trying to keep Lyons from snooping.
<Riley_> ::follows and smiles – lost lollie pop from hair…drat::
<Josie_Lyons> ::stands at attention unlike Tasha XD and salutes. shoots her a glare:: I was not snooping sir, I’m looking for Agent Hertz, do you KNOW what he’s been doing to our classified files? They’re in horrible condition!
<JasonKorat> So it begins. I’d like you two to meet our newest recruit. Think you can show her around while I go apply ice to my jaw?
<Josie_Lyons> ((<lolli>::stuck on Jase’s bottom::))
<JasonKorat> ::clearly ignoring the quarrel. Is seeing stars. XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIES!::))
<JasonKorat> ((DEAD!))
<Riley_> ((::dead::))
<Tasha_Forge> Sure! I’d be glad too!::grins. offers hand:: Hi, I’m Tasha.  And you are?
<Josie_Lyons> Er… ::blinks:: Sir, yes sir…
<JasonKorat> :goes to kitchen to get ice:: ((And, the mun needs to get off here))
<Tasha_Forge> ((mawww later Sage! ::hugs!::))
<Riley_> ((maw :( ::LOAFS!huuuuggss::))
<Josie_Lyons> ((later Sagey!))
<JasonKorat> ((::loaf and hugs for you three, me bebbehs! ^____^ See you tomorree, Rileymun!))
* Disconnected