Full Force wrestles Hans in the ring for a MBI promotional type of deal. Tasha is at ringside helping Hans (and hoping he doesn’t get put in traction XD).
Mod Note: This took place timewise before the Mayoral Elections RPG wise despite being played on this day.
<Hans_Lynx> RPG GO HAHAHAHA!
<FullForce> ((brb))
<Tasha_Forge> ((okies!))
<Hans_Lynx> ::so! we’ll say everything’s been set up and it’s now time for the match up on one of MWA’s regular weekly shows::
<Tasha_Forge> ::will be helping Hans get ready! bwhahahahahahaaa!:: You sure about this?
<Hans_Lynx> ::in dressing room with mah Diva gal Tasha? XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ::of course! I be all diva’d up too! hair all nice and pretty, and in a nice lil blue clingy dress!::
<Hans_Lynx> Of course! I know it’s not as fake as I thought, but I’m more than well trained to handle it. ::issa wearing grey army type pants similar to the MBI’s uniform, black tank top with the MBI logo on the left side of his chest, and black wrestling boots where the pants are tucked in::
<FullForce> ::knocks on the door, already in his gear, just wants to check Hans’ is ready:: Yo! You guys ready in there?
<Tasha_Forge> Alright..but don’t whine at me when you get hurt and need me to baby you for a while. ::Grins then perks ears at the door:;
<Hans_Lynx> ::Red Lynx tattoo on upper right shoulder mostly hidden by one of the straps and the make of the tank top:: Don’t worry, I won’t need it. ::smirks:: <I hope…> C’min!
<Hans_Lynx> ((near the upper right shoulder^ that is. issa on his back))
<FullForce> ((Ooooooo what if that were to rip on Live TV? X3))
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL he’s figuring it won’t -g- or it won’t be focused on if it does.))
<FullForce> Okay dude… look I gotta get out there and call ya out, just remember the moves and ya’ll be fine
<Hans_Lynx> Gotcha, I’m ready, Full Force. And thanks again “mate”.
<Tasha_Forge> ::smirks, ready to be Hans’ arm candy. lol!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::you make great arm candy, baby! ;9::
<Tasha_Forge> ::whooo! yayeee!::
<FullForce> ::is soon out there wearing a belt he stole from the Tag team champs who say they are pressing charges:: In the words of the only guy who ‘ad enough braincells to see ‘ow dumb you people are ::holds up two peace signs and turns them around:: I am not a crook
<Tasha_Forge> ::will walk with Hans out to wherever they are to wait to go out. will take his arm!:: Well..here we go. ::grins:: No getting TOO hurt.
<Hans_Lynx> ::goes with Tasha to backstage near entrance ramp:: Don’t worry. ::chuckles::
<Tasha_Forge> can’t help but worry about you. Part of what I do. ::smiles::
<FullForce> there ain’t a enforcer in the world tough enough ta take me in! Call the EHQ right now, Dogs of War… call them ta get ya belts back… They will tell you I AM UNTOUCHABLE!!!!! No one is suicideal enough ta bush me! ::hits himself on the head with the belt to show he’s tough and nuts::
<FullForce> ::bust::
<Hans_Lynx> And you need to have faith in me and my fighting abilities. ::leans in to kiss her. waits for his cue lol was that it? mun unsure of what theme he’d have XD::
<Tasha_Forge> I do. ::maww leans in to kiss Hans::
<Hans_Lynx> ::character’s personal theme mun says is Won’t Back Down by Fuel so mebbe that could apply here too. XD::
<FullForce> ::looks at the ramp… where is he?!:: ‘ere I ‘elp ya DOW! ::goes outside the ring and takes moblie phone from the ring crew:: I’ll dial the number for ya… 9-1-1…
<Tasha_Forge> ::snorks:: There you go, hon. ::will walk out with him!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::goes down the ramp with Tasha then! XD he’d know better if mun was sure when his cue was. -g-::
<Hans_Lynx> ::when is given a mic:: NO need to call 911. I’m Agent Lynx with the MBI, that’s Megakat Bureau of Investigation, Full Force.
<Hans_Lynx> ::lets Tasha intro herself too XD mah hawt diva::
<Tasha_Forge> ::smirks:: And I’m Agent Forge. I think its time someone did bring you to justice, Full Force.
<FullForce> ::jumps back up on the ring apron, and gets into the ring through the ropes… you’ll pick one up on the way out:: Oh well figure ::rolls his eyes and laughs:: MBI dolts are to fick to number what a number is ::smirks:: Ya a jerry yeah? ‘aaaaaaans? Don’t you know what us Tommies do ta the jerries?
<Hans_Lynx> Right now you’re going to be arrested unless you return that stolen belt.
<Tasha_Forge> ::has a hint of a hidden weapon showing out from under her skirt, tho is fake of course. XD just to make it look serious. XD::
<FullForce> ::mouths with his hand:: Blah blahblah Toast… mix a Jerry with a cop and ya get sumfin’ short of a robo… Only fin’ that’s differnt, is you bleeeeeeeeeeeed mate… so you and ya bit of crumpet just turn round and run off with ya tails between ya legs…
<Hans_Lynx> ::smirks:: The MBI never turns tail and runs from trouble. I think it’s about time you got taken down a peg or two and spend a night in holding. You’re all talk, Full Force, think you’re some kind of criminal. Bet you won’t last a night in jail. ::approaches the ring now::
<Tasha_Forge> ::walks with him!:: Heh…I give him an hour.
<FullForce> Read me file mate… Forces don’t do time! We to busy ‘avin’ our fun! ::blinks as Hans comes forward:: You can’t come in ‘ere without a warrent!
<Hans_Lynx> Agent Forge. ::like “hand me one” lol or whatever fake paperwork done up for just this time XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ::grins and hands it to Hans:: Agent Lynx.
<Hans_Lynx> Here’s a warrant for your arrest and it’s quite clear you’ve the stolen property on your person. ::indicating the belt:: Tell you what though. You hand the belt over to its rightful owners, and charges will be dropped.
<FullForce> ::glups and then shakes his head, smirk returns:: Sorry mate… but ya gonna ‘ave ta add resistane arrest too on that paper ::takes of the belt:: Knew DOW where to scared ta get it themselves
<Hans_Lynx> ::hands papers back to Tasha:: No one’s scared of you, Full Force. You’re nothing but a loud mouthed punk who thinks he can do whatever he wants. ::gets in the ring now going over the ropes:: That’s going to end today.
<Tasha_Forge> ::walks over with him, standing ringside twirling some cuffs on a finger. lol!:: Hurry up, Agent Lynx. I wanna go get some coffee or something.
<FullForce> ::tosses the belt to the side and smirks:: Oh buddy… In the future, kats are gonna laugh over what you just said!! ::takes up his attack pose, glances at Tasha:: Keep those warm luv… you and me will be needing them later tanight when we cuff this guy ta a lamp post and go for pizza ::winks:: My treat ::flicks out his tongue::
<Hans_Lynx> ::grrrs lol glad he knows this is actin’! XD tosses mic aside and rushes towards Full Force to try and slug him inna gut::
<Tasha_Forge> ::rolls eyes at him. lol! knows its acting so ignores it. lol!:: <don’t hurt ‘im too bad…I don’t wanna have to baby Hans for a week….>
<FullForce> ::jumps to the side and ducking down… trys to place a kick on to the side of Han’s Knee::
<Hans_Lynx> ::kicked and falls some but catches self with the ropes. spins ’round to try and throw a couple punches at Full Force’s face::
<FullForce> ::gets his arms up over his face as punches fly… starts to back away in to a corner as Han’s uses his power to his advantage::
<Tasha_Forge> ::watching! thinking of playing dirty before long. lol!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::lol hey now, we’re good guys! don’t play dirty baby! unless he does it first >_> continues his onslaught of punches hoping to get one or two in there::
<Tasha_Forge> ::oh well…okay. so long as he plays nice I will too…::
<FullForce> ::yeah, arms get tired and they drop… the crowd start counting the punches:: <Crowd> 1-2-3-4-5
<Tasha_Forge> Get ‘im, Agent Lynx!! ::hollering out!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::tries to grab one of his arms now, turn him around with it behind his back sorta how they do when making arrests:: Give up now and your sentance won’t be so bad, Full Force!
<FullForce> ::grits his teeth as his arm is ramped up his back…. then starts chuckling:: Rule one… never turn ya back on the force… Rule two… don’t fink ya safe when their back is turn from you ::draws his leg back sharp and up the middle!::
<Hans_Lynx> Hurk! ::kicked inna middle and ends up loosening his grip enough so FF can get loose::
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Tasha>::sighs. starts writing down the list of injuries she’ll have to hear him whine about later::))
<Tasha_Forge> ((::DIIIIES!::))
<FullForce> ::grins and does it again to get Hans to let go completely:: Read rights in a lot higher voice now mate?
<FullForce> ((::dies a death::))
<Tasha_Forge> ::Cringes at the kicks:: <Ouch…easy now…easy on Hans!>
<Hans_Lynx> ::does and falls backwards some, glad he wore a cup lol but still the force of it isn’t pleasant:: Didn’t realize… you fought like… a coward. ::leaning on ropes near turnbuckle::
<Tasha_Forge> :;will slip around the ring while they are fighting and will attempt to try and take the championship belt while he’s not lookin’! hey! its not stealing! its recovering stolen property!::
<FullForce> ::runs in the other direction and bounces on the ropes… running back aims a drop kick down at Hans chest:: I fight like a winner mate!
<Hans_Lynx> ::gah! flattened on the mat now with that, holds chest some::
<Hans_Lynx> ((brb!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((okies!))
<FullForce> ::rolls off Hans and glances at Tasha, frowning jumps over and goes to plant his foot on top of the belt before she can grab it:: Naughty luv… this don’t belong ta ya… and you ain’t allowed ta take what don’t belong ta ya
<Tasha_Forge> Recovering stolen property, Full Force. ::Tries to punch him inna knee to make him move his foot! lol!::
<FullForce> ::as planned moves his foot up towards her face… will miss but make it look good X3 Please?::
<Tasha_Forge> ::lol! shuas! yelps and falls back, holding her nose! oooo Hans gonna get you for that!::
<FullForce> ::he certainly will ^^ I doubt we told him of this part of the plan, goes to grab the belt:: Now… you want this that bad? ::holds it up ready to smack her with it::
<Tasha_Forge> ::eyes widen and starts scrambling back away from him!::
<FullForce> ::giving Hans enough time to recover as he stalks after Tasha:: See?… I am UNTOUCHABLE! ::ready to strike::
<Hans_Lynx> ((back!))
<Hans_Lynx> ((:::had to put chicken in ze oven fo deener::))
<FullForce> ((Can I has chicken too?))
<Tasha_Forge> ((WB!))
<Tasha_Forge> ((yummy! chicken!)
<Hans_Lynx> ::saw that and is like “the heck he doin’?!” as he didn’t know of that part. growls and gets up. climbs up to nearby post and leap jumps off to try and tackle FF into the ground lol::
<Tasha_Forge> ::Heeeeelp meeeeee! Ooo yay! Hans to the rescue!::
<FullForce> ::oof! Ubertackled by Hans, trys to roll Hans over so FF is on top::
<Hans_Lynx> ::rolled over but tries to roll over again! XD::
<FullForce> ::growls and trys to push him off the force’s person XD needs to get in some wrestling moves before the pin::
<Hans_Lynx> ::pushed off and gets up quickly ready to strike again rar! XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ::managing to get up, rubbing at her nose like he really kicked her:: Get ‘im, Hans! Take him out! ::growling:
<Hans_Lynx> You alright? ::asks her, keeping eye on FF::
<FullForce> ::goes to grab and arm and using the Hans charging momentume, try to perform an armbar take down!::
<Tasha_Forge> yeah I’m fine…::to Hans::
<Hans_Lynx> AUGH! ::as his arm is grabbed and he’s pushed downward by the shoulder there. winces::
<FullForce> ::arces back to put a bit more pressure on the arm:: Come on…. where’s that…. snap? ::sick grin::
<Hans_Lynx> ::grunts some and tries to stand/push backwards to try and get FF offa himself:: Only snap… is gonna be you broken in two… ::grrs and shoves upward/backward as much as he can to try ‘n throw/shove him off::
<Tasha_Forge> ::will dare to try again if FF dropped that belt when Hans attacked him to try and snatch it again, tho being faster this time about it!::
<FullForce> ::more focused on hans… grunts and is basically bucked off and rolls outta the ring to the floor… okay it was a tad over done but shows Hans “strenght”::
<Tasha_Forge> ::will snatch the belt then! if okay with his mun:: Hans! I got it! ::Grinning::
<FullForce> ::that’s fine… I’ll steal it again next week!… lays on the floor groaning::
<Hans_Lynx> ::stands fully now, gah arm sore as heck. gets out of the ring and tries to grab up Full Force and roll him back in the ring. gets in afterwards and will attempt to pick him up for a german suplex where he’ll hold for an attempted pin::
<FullForce> ::Oooooo nice pick for a finisher for the Jerry XDD acts totally out of it as one of the DOW run in in a ref shirt and count the 123!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::lol mun figured it would be XD yeyee! I feel like-a manly man! once the count is down, moves lettin’ him go and stands. panting and sore lol::
<Hans_Lynx> ::give the ref his belt baby! XD::
<Tasha_Forge> ::whooo! cheers on Hans! will run over to give the Ref the belt back!::
<FullForce> <BruteForce> ::the spandex covered 6’11″ 366 pound Lion comes running down the ramp… and for the ring::
<Tasha_Forge> ::eyes wide:: Hans! Move! ::eeeeeeeek!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::smiles not noting BruteForce comin’ towards the ring, as he goes to shake the DOW ref’s hand ‘n all::
<Hans_Lynx> Huh? ::turns seeing Bruteforce entering ring!::
<FullForce> <BF> ::will run into the ring and try to give Hans a Clothes line from H e double hockeystick:: !!!!
<Hans_Lynx> ::didn’t move in time, gets the arm inna chest so hard he flingspins over the ropes lol onto the floor::
<Tasha_Forge> ::yelps! running over to check on Hans:: Hans! ::kneels down to check him:: Hans?
<FullForce> <BF> ::no interest in DOW or the MBI Agents, will just sling FF over his shoulder and run for the hills::
<Hans_Lynx> Guh… I’m alright… ::lol rolls over to slowly push himself up. is going to need a couple days off XD::
<Tasha_Forge> You sure? ::helping him up?::
<FullForce> ::wow… a match where I didn’t bleed?! Can it be? … gets caught on the sharp edge of the enterance as he’s carried out… Bugger!::
<Hans_Lynx> ((::dies FF::))
<Hans_Lynx> ::walks out with Tasha’s support lol man that was fun! XD Hans might want a career in the MWA now -g-::
<FullForce> ((well it wouldn’t be FF if he didn’t bleed at least a little X3 … XDDD Will he still think that when his arm wakes up? Gotta be feeling numb now::
<Hans_Lynx> ((lol ah that’s the tale tell question. XD))