2007-03-16

Session Start: Fri Mar 16 22:57:35 2007
Session Ident: #mbi_sk
* Now talking in #mbi_sk
<Joseph_Forge> ::chuckles at her, shaking head::
* Gracie_Pat sets mode: +o Felony
<Felony> ((hey all!))
<Gracie_Pat> Well… I would love some green tea if you have it.
<Jason_Korat> ((Fellerz! XD))
<Jason_Korat> Of course. ::Goes get her some:: The director’s gotten into some tea addiction now, so he’s got all of us into it. I personally hate the stuff. ::goes get her a cup::
<Felony> ((Who’s Gracie?))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::glomps Fel FEl:: ))
<Jason_Korat> ((It be Shade’s new MBI agent chara. We’re introing her tonight. ^_^))
<Felony> ((N/M))
<Joseph_Forge> ((hey fel fel! thats Shady))
* Felony is now known as Hans_Lynx
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::giggles:: ))
<Gracie_Pat> What do you guys want to know about me?
<Joseph_Forge> ::snorks:: Him and my wife both…Relax. Its not up tight here. We’re pretty laid back around here
<Joseph_Forge> Well lets wait on Jase to get back first, alright?
<Gracie_Pat> Sure. I’m a patient she kat.
<Gracie_Pat> ::puts a match stick between her lips and swirls it around a moment. Felt weird without one there::
<Jason_Korat> ::passes Hans on the way?::
<Hans_Lynx> ::appears like maaaagic.  back from patrol. signs back in and heads down hall. where for art thine kats? and sure! wherever Jase is passing, Hans is there passable::
<Jason_Korat> Hey, Lynx.
<Hans_Lynx> Captain. ::smiles:: How’re you today?
<Jason_Korat> DOing alright. Yourself?
<Hans_Lynx> Fine I guess. Just back from boring patrol.  Anything goin’ on here?
<Jason_Korat> We’re interviewing a potential agent right now. She’s a arsenic expert.
<Joseph_Forge> ((::forgive the mun…:: <Jase> She poisons people… <Hans>…….::spits out his coffee::))
<Hans_Lynx> Oh? ::rubs hands together:: Where’s the fresh meat- er potential rookie?
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DIIES::))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::Giggles:: I was about to say XD ))
<Jason_Korat> ((::DIES!!!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((Jase> That might not be sugar on those powdered donuts….))
<Jason_Korat> ((::beat, looks up word she used:: Oh, for the love of…!))
<Jason_Korat> ((EXPLOSIVES, even. ))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::rolling!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::goes hide under her couch::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((You still ain’t beat me yet Sagey….::pats you::))
<Jason_Korat> ((Yeah, last I checked, my characters didn’t pee around corners. XD))
<Hans_Lynx> ((Or spit in hands. XD))
<Jason_Korat> ((That too. XD))
<Jason_Korat> In my office. Be nice. ::smirking::
<Joseph_Forge> ((Do I need to find the def of Spat again! LOL! ::looked it up to make sure and did find its used as mun said! like a small slap!::))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::Giggling:: You guys are going to make me choke on my salami bagel sammich))
<Jason_Korat> ((::DYING, hugs::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((that is our goal..bwhahahahahahaha!))
<Gracie_Pat> (( I knew it! ))
<Jason_Korat> ((We die several times here. Not IRL last I checked, but…XD))
<Gracie_Pat> (( XDDDD ))
<Hans_Lynx> When am I not? ::grins, mock salute as he goes down to Jase’s office to take a gander at the new recruit::
<Gracie_Pat> ::still relaxing in her chair, a match stick in her mouth and wearing a slick black suit with a white button up shirt and black tee underneath::
<Jason_Korat> Here you go. ::gives Gracie her cup::
<Gracie_Pat> (( Mmm… white cranberry juice is love ))
<Gracie_Pat> Oh, thank you Captain. ::takes and pulls the match stick from her mouth. sticks that behind her ear::
<Joseph_Forge> ::nods to Hans:: Lynx. You being have today?
<Gracie_Pat> ::soon takes ahold of the cup and takes a sip::
<Jason_Korat> Ms. Patterson, this is Agent Hans Lynx.
<Hans_Lynx> Of course I’m behaving, what’s with everyone acting like I never behave? ::smirks and enters office after Jase.  looks at Cracie:: Hello there, I hope your health insurance covers insanity, as things get pretty nutty around here. ::holds out hand for shake::
<Joseph_Forge> Lynx! don’t scare her off! Geez! Gotta find someone to replace you and Tasha when you go off on a honeymoon in a year. Well wait..you two don’t do enough work around here to miss. ::smirks, will be ready to have something thrown XD::
<Gracie_Pat> ::laughes and shakes his hand:: Luckily for me, My health insurance covers everything. It’s what I get for handling explosives.
<Jason_Korat> And, we’re off.
<Hans_Lynx> ::after handshake, smirks at Joe:: Hey now, yer sis is the one reading magazines all the time.  I just got back from patrol.  ::leans over:: Don’t listen to them.  They’re just jealous the donuts don’t make me fat.
<Jason_Korat> Uh, the donuts don’t make any of us fat. The she-kats, on the other hand, wanna hurt us.
<Gracie_Pat> ::laughes:: Well.. I’m not much of a donut girl.
<Joseph_Forge> Nope but sis’s cooking does.  ::looks at Gracie’s file:: SO! Tell us about your experience in explosives ::cutting off Han’s reply XD::
<Jason_Korat> ::chuckles, sits back to listen;:
<Gracie_Pat> Well… I worked with a mining company for awhile. They needed a insane she kat like me to handle the TNT and other very fun explody things.
<Joseph_Forge> ::nods:: I see.
<Gracie_Pat> Been doing this for a few years. It’s my life sort of. Though it really freaks out kats.
<Jason_Korat> But you’re not insane… ::inna joking tone::
<Jason_Korat> ((<Joe and Hans> … yet.))
<Gracie_Pat> Well… That’s what the girly voice in my head says ::in a joking tone:: Though she and Margie never get along that well.
<Gracie_Pat> ::playing along she is::
<Hans_Lynx> ::ey! leans against the doorframe, as mun reads TMNT.  yes. has been brainwashed to wanting to see that XD::
<Joseph_Forge> ::laughs::  Problem is we sorta got confused here I think. Couldn’t decide if we wanted to have a psych ward or a bureau. So we mixed ‘em here. I mean…Hans here is our pilot. What we were thinking..I dunno..
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::dies!:: Dude, we should all say that we’re gonna go see TMNT on Friday. ::knows she’s going. XD::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((LoL! I wanna goooooo!))
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL!))
<Jason_Korat> We weren’t.
<Jason_Korat> ::smirking::
<Hans_Lynx> You were thinking you wanted the best, so here I am. :;cocky ain’t he? XD::
<Jason_Korat> I mean, my sister was crazy enough to marry Joe here, so… Really, what were ANY of us thinking?
<Gracie_Pat> That Love makes everyone bloody crazy? ::eyebrow raised::
<Joseph_Forge> Hey now! ::shakes his head:: I think you’ll find we all sorta got our own trade so to speak.  So if you needed help in a certain area we prolly got someone here that could help
<Jason_Korat> What he said.
<Jason_Korat> So, what made you want to join the Bureau?
<Hans_Lynx> I know where to go if I wanna carry out a plan to blow up things. ::chuckles::
<Jason_Korat> Yeah, Hans. We all know about your plans for global domination.
<Gracie_Pat> ::grins:: Well, I’ve heard some really good things about the Bureau. And you can only work for so long in a mining company and be a she kat before the toms start…. harassing you to date them.
<Hans_Lynx> WEll most of the toms here already have a gal, so you won’t have to worry about that here.
<Jason_Korat> And, the she-kats here are pretty down to earth, so we’ll make the environment as comfortable as we can for you.
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Ringo>::enters room:: Did I hear a new lady kat’s joining our ranks? ::waggles brow:: Me.  You.  Date.  Tonight.  ::grins, showing pearly whites:: ))
<Gracie_Pat> Great. ::sips her tea::
<Jason_Korat> ((::DEAD!::))
<Gracie_Pat> (( <Gracie> =__= ::blasts Ringo with a mega super soaker:: ))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIES!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!))
<Joseph_Forge> Yeah I’m sure they will. Trina sips tea, sis reads mags, um…a few others crash in the breakroom…fun for all. ::smirks::
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL!!))
<Hans_Lynx> The pixies might be a bit much for you, but they’re harmless.
<Gracie_Pat> I pretty much just do my own thing unless ya know, kats are needing me? But I don’t mind having company that much.
<Jason_Korat> I think you’ll do fine here. What other skills do you have aside explosives? ::I said it right this time! HA~!::
<Joseph_Forge> ((<Gracie> well I make a mean tea. Knock you right off yer feet! its to die for! <others> O_O ))
<Gracie_Pat> I can cook a mean veal steak.
<Gracie_Pat> ::my mun hasn’t figured out what other skills I have ;___; ::
<Jason_Korat> (::DEAD!:: ))
<Jason_Korat> That can be handy in cook outs. ::grinning::
<Gracie_Pat> ::grins:: I also know how to make a mean sushi roll.
<Hans_Lynx> ((::dies!::))
<Joseph_Forge> You just became this bureaus best friend. ::grins::
<Hans_Lynx> Steak yes, sushi, no.
<Jason_Korat> ::snorks:: Well, I guess we can see your skills as you go along here, right?
<Gracie_Pat> Yeah. I’m a pretty easy going woman. I wouldn’t mind it
<Hans_Lynx> If you need training in an area, we handle that too.  No acadamies to go to like with the Enforcers.
<Joseph_Forge> Yeah just speak up and we’ll train.
<Gracie_Pat> So I can probably get training in something like, racing or defensive driving?
<Joseph_Forge> I wouldn’t say that too loudly….
<Hans_Lynx> I wouldn’t say that period.  ::glances down hallway lol::
<Gracie_Pat> ::raises an eyebrow:: It was only a example.
<Joseph_Forge> ::softly:: lets put it this way. My sister is an avid racer. You see the street rod mustang sitting out front?
<Gracie_Pat> Yeah.
<Jason_Korat> ((<Tasha> ::bursts in, sending all three toms into the wall:: DID YOU SAY RACING?! <Gracie> O_O Uh… <Tasha> WE’RE GONNA BE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!!!!! <3))
<Hans_Lynx> Goood gooood.  ::quietly:: Our expert in that well… she’ll have your stomach leave your body in under ten seconds when riding with her.
<Joseph_Forge> (::DIIIES!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DEAD::))
<Jason_Korat> And laugh while she does it.
<Hans_Lynx> An evil meniachal (sp?) laugh…
<Gracie_Pat> ::laughes:: She sounds…. Fun.
<Joseph_Forge> If you do get in a car with her, buckle up, take duct tape and tape yourself in, and close your eyes…tightly…
<Jason_Korat> … and pray.
<Gracie_Pat> SHe isn’t that bad is she?
<Jason_Korat> Ask Hans. He was crazy enough to propose to her. ::grins:”:
<Joseph_Forge> She’s worse.  DON’T…I repeat. DON’T get in the car with her chasing a bad guy unless you are ready to do some serious stuff.  I’m her brother and I still can’t get in a car with her easilly.
<Hans_Lynx> Doesn’t mean I let her DRIVE me often.
<Joseph_Forge> Hey honest too goodness truth. I know her speedometer goes to 200. I stopped watching at 120
<Jason_Korat> ((<Gracie> …. ::Slowly runs for the exit as the guys keep talking::))
<Gracie_Pat> ::laughes:: I’d love to meet her sometime.
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Joseph_Forge> ::shake head:: you’re nuts.
<Gracie_Pat> Heh, didn’t take you long to realize that eh? ::smirks::
<Hans_Lynx> ((LOL!))
<Joseph_Forge> ::chuckles::
<Jason_Korat> Oh, I think she’ll be very welcome here. ::grins::
<Gracie_Pat> I’d think the neon green hair would tip you off that I’m just alittle bit nuts. Or the obession with things that give really loud booms.
<Jason_Korat> We’re pretty used to loud booms.
<Gracie_Pat> ::silly grin::
<Joseph_Forge> Well lessee..my sis has blue streaks, don’t we have another with some streaks?  We got Mcgrath..who loud booms usually follow…um..
<Jason_Korat> … other loud booms.
<Hans_Lynx> You make loud booms after eating Trina’s chili, Captain Forge. ::grins::
<Gracie_Pat> ::Laughing::
<Gracie_Pat> That’s how it is with my Eldest brother’s burritos.
<Jason_Korat> ::snorking::
<Joseph_Forge> You’re just jealous that Tasha don’t make you chili. ::snickers:: see? we’re one big, happy, disfunctional family here
<Hans_Lynx> why have chili when I can have tuna casserole?  Brautwurst and saurkraut?  Steak and eggs?  … I’m getting hungry.  Anyone up for lunch?
<Gracie_Pat> I’m game
<Joseph_Forge> ::chuckles:: i’ll pass on the saurkraut.
<Jason_Korat> So long as you’re cooking, Lynx. ::smirks::
<Joseph_Forge> lunch does sound good though
<Hans_Lynx> Why yes.  I’ll be working hard on this meal.  Gotta flex my dialing finger first.
<Gracie_Pat> ;:chuckling::
<Jason_Korat> ::snorks, palm face::
<Hans_Lynx> Pizza or Chinese, Miss Patterson?
<Gracie_Pat> Chinese!
<Hans_Lynx> Chinese it is.  I’ll see if anyone else is up for a meal.  Be right back. ::moves from doorway and goes in search of other agents! T, T or M?::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tasha>:;will be in the deskroom proped up –oh you know what she’s doing! XD  ::
<Jason_Korat> <Trina> ::will be in the gym!::
<Hans_Lynx> ::takes up radio! hah!:: Calling all agents, calling all agents, there will be an ordering of Chinese food in the next five minutes.  If you’re in, please report to the breakroom.
<Joseph_Forge> So what sort of hobbies you got aside blowing things up, Ms. Patterson?
<Jason_Korat> <Trina> … wow. We’re actually spurging this time…?
<Jason_Korat> ((SPLURGING))
<Joseph_Forge> <Tasha> welp thats my cue for lunch. ::gets up and heads that way:: You say chinese? ::grins;:
<Hans_Lynx> ((Is that like purging? Cause ew! <Jase> You better purge after having some of Gracie’s … special seasoned green tea.))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIES!))
<Hans_Lynx> I sure did. ::has number memorized. leaning against wall in breakroom where phone is::
<Gracie_Pat> ::still sipping her tea::
<Jason_Korat> ((::headdesk;:))
<Joseph_Forge>  So what sort of hobbies you got aside blowing things up, Ms. Patterson?::repost for de shadymun::
<Jason_Korat> <Trina> ::comes in rubbing the back of her neck witha towel:: What about Chinese?
<Hans_Lynx> Ordering it.  Want some?
<Joseph_Forge> Sweet and sour chicken with fried rice.
<Joseph_Forge> ((^Tasha))
<Gracie_Pat> ((thanks fer the repost!))
<Joseph_Forge> ((NP!))
<Gracie_Pat> I enjoy reading, making bombs, sleeping…. and watching kats.
<Gracie_Pat> (( <3 ))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Gracie> Er… that’s not exactly a hobby… <Joe> It’s my hobby to eat it every day!))
<Joseph_Forge> Reading? what sort of books?
<Jason_Korat> ::chuckles:: I take it we’re celebrating a new agent? ::eyeing Gracie::
<Jason_Korat> ((TRINA))
<Joseph_Forge> ((<Gracie>I read manuals…on how to blow things up.  <Joe> -_- ))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIES!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Gracie> And then I blow them up! ^____^))
<Jason_Korat> ((DEAD!!))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::rolling!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((<Gracie> I love hearing things go Kaboom))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::Laughing omg:: ))
<Joseph_Forge> ((<jason>::orders another case of ductape and another case of string for the MBI::))
<Jason_Korat> ((Gracie Kaboom, Gracie Kaboom, lives in a house with flowers in bloom… her co-workers know that anytime soon, little Gracie can go KABOOM.))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Gracie> Momma said that was my first word!  Too many Wil E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons at an early impressionable age.))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::rolling!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::busts up::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIIIIESOMG!::))
<Jason_Korat> ((::dying. XD::))
<Gracie_Pat> I enjoy mystery books, horribly written romance novels and… science fiction.
<Hans_Lynx> And yes, we are celebrating a new agent.
<Hans_Lynx> ::dials up numbaaaah will order variety of things yes, magically knows everyone’s favs XD::
<Jason_Korat> <Trina> Well, I’ll go shower. Order me a beef and broccoli platter with an egg roll?
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Gracie> If something goes Kaboom in it, I’m so reading it!))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::giggling:: ))
<Jason_Korat> ((::dies!::))
<Joseph_Forge> oh neat. We’ll have to compare books sometime. See if me and Trina read the ones you got.  We read a lot of mystery and sci fi.
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Jase> Horribly written romance novels have things blowing up?  <Joe> That’s why they’re horribly written.  Gotta have SOMETHING interesting in ‘em.))
<Hans_Lynx> So long as you remember to wash behind the ears. ::snickers. soon finishes placing order::
<Jason_Korat> <Trina> ::leaves to go shower. Mun needs to get rid of Jason, so will say he went on call to pick something up for Mark:: <Jason> ::says his goodbyes and skeedaddles!::
* Jason_Korat is now known as Trina_Korat
<Trina_Korat> Yeah, yeah. ::from down the hall::
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Jasonchara>::feels so unloved::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIIIIIIES!:: <Gracie> of course! When the main character’s sister’s boyfriend whom she secretly loves dearly but can’t be with because she’s already dating her boss, her second son’s teacher, her yoga instructor, her normal taxi driver, the milkman and her husband then the first guy goes on a rampage and blows up her house. ^___^ <Jase and Joe>…………oookaaaay…))
<Gracie_Pat> (( XD ))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Trinachara> Least by “get rid of Jason” she didn’t y’know, kill you off or something.  <Jasechara> … true.))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::DEAD::))
<Trina_Korat> ((::SOOODEAD!!::))
<Trina_Korat> ::comes back in jeans and a standard MBI t-shirt and boots, tying her long hair up::
<Joseph_Forge> ((<Gracie> its called a love triangle. ^_^ <Joe> noooo that’d be closer to a love octagon…..))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::snorks:: ))
<Trina_Korat> ((<Joe> Heck, I don’t think the shape even has a name at this point…))
<Joseph_Forge> ((;;is trying her dangest to not wake josh up. dying!!::))
<Hans_Lynx> ((::busts up::))
<Joseph_Forge> So lets go see about that lunch. Lemme show you the breakroom. ::motioning to Gracie::
<Gracie_Pat> Sure. ::stands again sipping her tea::
<Gracie_Pat> (( Should I mention she’s tall? ))
<Joseph_Forge> ::heads down the hallway to the breakroom. lol! she better not be taller than me! thats just..weird…::
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Joe> No. ::doesn’t wanna feel small to a she-kat. pouty::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIIES!::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((<Joe> i got the rights to tallness here. and lampposts..))
<Trina_Korat> ((DEAD))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Gracie>::blows up Joe’s rights.::))
<Trina_Korat> (::DIESDEAD::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIES!::))
<Gracie_Pat> (( XD She’s only 6 foot tall. ))
<Joseph_Forge> ((dang! joe’s 6’2″! lol!))
<Joseph_Forge> ((incidentally I got an aunt that tall. I come to like..her shoulder!))
<Hans_Lynx> ((<Joe> Yeah, you better be only 6 feet tall. ::tippy toes to make the two inch diff seem bigger::))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIES!::))
<Gracie_Pat> (( ::giggling:: ))
<Joseph_Forge> <Joe>::leads her down to the breakroom:: well well..the gang’s already congregating. ::smirks:: <Tasha>::blinks:: Hi. ::Dang I feel lik a dwarf…::
<Trina_Korat> ::feels tiny too, LOL:: <Whoa…> Hey there. ::smiles, extends a hand:: Katrina.
<Gracie_Pat> ::grins and gives a small wave:: Hi, I’m Gracie.
<Hans_Lynx> ::She’s as tall as me XD::
<Hans_Lynx> ::I’m secure in my tomhood to have a she-kat as tall as me::
<Joseph_Forge> ::just remember who’s short enough to still deal low blows down here. XD::
<Gracie_Pat> ::Shakes hands that are offered to her::
<Joseph_Forge> Yeah this one is my wife..when I claim her. ::when Trina shakes her hand::
<Hans_Lynx> ::I’ll buy some platform shoez… then you’ll see. >_>::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tasha> ::Offers a hand::  Tasha Forge.
<Trina_Korat> ::snorks!:: Oh, I see how that goes now. ::razz at Joe:: And, this is my husband who’ll find the couch very comfy tonight.
<Joseph_Forge> crud….::sighs:: Hans, can I come borrow the spare bed again?
<Gracie_Pat> ::laughes::
<Trina_Korat> ::smirking::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tasha> welcome aboard I guess. To the nuthouse anyway.
<Hans_Lynx> Nope. ::smirks, goes to greet the Chinese guy when he brings them their fuuuud. and will bring it back but mun seriously is wiped out and needs bed. lol will be more awake with sleepybyeness tomorrow::
<Gracie_Pat> This isn’t so crazy yet. But it’s my first time here, so who knows