2007-03-17

<Dr_Greenbox> 4 RPG On!
<T-KatAI> ((yay!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::is wherever Tessie is! work, home, what have you::
<Tessie_Reed> ::um….home? working on some gadget of his?::
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Alright. All finished! ::says to T-Bone as he completes the instillation of the A.I. T-kat programming::
<T-KatAI> (( <T-KatAI> I LOVE SPAM! <Razor> =___= __
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> ::snorks:: Great job, wizzo.))
<Sagey> ((Just a couple snippets from the fic. Nothing to write home about, but… XD http://prose-writer.livejournal.com/4953.html ))
<Sagey> ((::DIES::))
<T-BoneSK> ::is in the underground hangar, arms crossed, holding a straight face:: So what exactly did you do to my baby again, Razor?
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIES!:: <Razor>::sighs as his screen fills with dozens of dating website, get rich quick and other unnamable website ads::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::sounds good! guiding her in fixing the inner curcuitry::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dies!!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Sagey> ((::DEAD!!::))
* Sagey is now known as Zed_DaBot
<T-KatAI> (( ::dying at what’s been written already:: ))
<Zed_DaBot> <Analyzing. ::runs a systems check, but remains “dormant”. Scans its whereabout::
<Zed_DaBot> >
<Tessie_Reed> ::is trying this biological learning stuff! lol! getting him to show her how to do this rather than downloading from the net how to do it. does the repairs as he shows:: That it?
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiies at fanfic! up a tree and its growling at us!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((XD!! ::just read that part::))
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Your “baby” is now equipped with its own Artificial Intelligence, T-Bone.  That way, if something happens to either you or me, the Turbokat will be able to pilot itself outta danger.  Plus, we can exit it, do ground work, and call it back when needed.
<Zed_DaBot> ((I think the Boys have restraining orders against me))
<Tessie_Reed> ((lol! prolly so XD))
<Zed_DaBot> <Zed doesn’t recognize surroundings. Redefining purpose. ::analyzing more;:>
<T-BoneSK> ((<Razor> I’ve got it! ::snapping a twig from the tree, waving it and whistling:: <Cyclotron> ::wags exhaust pipe, engine revving:: <T-Bone> …))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::SOOOODEAD::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((<T-Bone> ::tosses stick in the water:: Fetch! <Cyclotron>::speeds away! trying to swim but alas..sinks:: <T-Bone>That solves that! ::dusting paws off:: <Razor> ahem..::points:: <T-Bone>;;looooks behind him:: <Cyclotron>::drops stick, shakes off, and bites T-Bone’s bum outta spite. XD::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DYING!!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> It should be.  Are all the circuits connected on the right side there?
<T-BoneSK> I don’t know, buddy. You know how I feel about leaving a machine to pilot a machine. I’d feel kinda’ uneasy letting the Turbokat be in the air without me in her. ::pats the side of the jet::
<Zed_DaBot> ((T-Bone> So… what ELSE did your wonderful AI contaminate? ::beat, perks his ears, and runs like his tail’s been set on fire at the barrage of missiles coming at him:: <Missiles> ::shaped like an arrow::))
<Tessie_Reed> ::examines  the circuits:: yes, they are all connected, dad.  ::starts closing the gadget up::
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!all))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIES@::))
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Oh c’mon.  It’ll be fine.  Besides, if anything goes wrong, there’s a command to shut it down.  Now.  How about you talk to the ol’ T-kat and this time have her answer back? ::grins and turns on the A.I.!::
<Zed_DaBot> ((<AI> You’re soooooo handsome and strong, T-Bone! <T-Bone> Well, I like it already. <Razor> ::rubs eyes:: Obviously needs more adjustments. <T-Bone> ::smacks him upside the head::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((:DIIIIES!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::raises brow under his mask at that, but coughs some into his paw, clearing throat:: Kats, I.. hardly know where to begin, Turbokat. ::pauses a moment:: You doing anything this Saturday?
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Razor> I wouldn’t run into the kitchen if I were you either bud! <T-Bone>::too late, surrounded by evil appliances ready to slice, dice, bake, cook, deep fry or deep freeze him:: <Plug-in air freshener> ::leading the charge! sprits out a light Rainshower fragrance::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DIES, T-Bone::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD GB!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::Rollingomg!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dies T-Bone!::))
<T-KatAI> (( Sorry was AFK a moemnt!))
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor>::laughs from the cockpit hearing T-Bone::
<Dr_Greenbox> Good.  Come on out then and let’s see how it is.
<Zed_DaBot> <Systems operational. This unit detects another unit in the premises.>
<T-KatAI> ::silence for a moment, until a little bit of static and a metallic female voice replies:: Required Maintence by the Creator.
<T-KatAI> (( ::thinks she should have waited >.<:: ))
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Where is this maintenence required? ::begins going through a systems check::
<Zed_DaBot> ((LOL It’s okie! ;D))
<T-KatAI> My left exhaust is alittle sticky, Creator.
<Tessie_Reed> ::nods. closes it up and turns it over, examining it a bit.  pushes the button and watches as as…um……a hologram appears!  smiles:: it works!  ::is a nifty hologram picture thingy!::
<T-BoneSK> ::smirks some at that, going around to the back exhaust to check:: Huh, looks like there is some gunk in here. ::goes to grab a towel::
<T-KatAI> ::is a happy go lucky AI, for now ;3 ::
<T-BoneSK> ((<Hologram> ::of a strange, rather plump she-kat, with HoneyBuns on the sides of her head:: Help me, Jenny-Craig Mealplani, you’re my only hope! ::as hologram suddenly shorts out:: <Greenbox> Strange…))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::hugs Shadeymun. Happy go lucky is what Sagemun was thinking XD::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIIES!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> Female? <Razor> I figured you’d be more apt to listen to a female’s voice.))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::dead!::))
* _Matt_ has joined #mbi_sk
<Dr_Greenbox> Ah wonderful!
<Tessie_Reed> ((matt!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((Heys Matt!))
* Tessie_Reed sets mode: +o _Matt_
<T-BoneSK> ((Heyas, Matt!))
<Dr_Greenbox> This prototype will be ready just in time for the showing.  Thanks for bailing me out, Tessie.
<T-KatAI> ((hey matt!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((Hey Matt!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((the evil is here!))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol))
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Hmm… can you check that out, T-Bone?
<Tessie_Reed> No problem, dad. Glad I could help. ::smiles proudly. wants to be just like him someday….crazy and all! Mun diiies!::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::ugh thinks I’m lagging X_x::))
<T-KatAI> What else do you require, Creator?
<Tessie_Reed> ((I got a one sec ping on you))
<T-BoneSK> Already on it. ::busy in the back, cleaning out the exhaust::
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Run a systems check on yourself to see if everything’s at 100%.
<Dr_Greenbox> ::stay long enough in this punyverse and you will be, dear. XD::
<T-KatAI> Compliance. ::cheery tone, does so!::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((thankies. ::mebbe it’s good. glare at ISP::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Kat> ::starts… giggling??:: <SKs> ::weirded out!:: <T-Kat> Sorry, creator, but that tickled. <T-Bone> Razor, I don’t like this anymore.))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!!!!!::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((<AI> Systems are running at 90%  <Razor> whats wrong with the other 10? <AI> I….<T-Kat>::backfires:: <T-Bone> ::blacked, steps back and coughs:: <AI> Bad Gas…))
<Tessie_Reed> ((:;diiies T-Bone!::))
<Zed_DaBot> <Zed has completed analysis. Aware of other sentenient being. Awaiting purpose.>
<T-KatAI> (( ::dying!:: ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::turns off the holographic device:: Someday in the future, we’ll be having holgraphic televisions that will replace the plasma and LCD flat screens. ::smiles::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DEAD both!::))
<T-KatAI> My systems are at 100 % Creator. :3
<Tessie_Reed> Perhaps I can help you on those as well?
<T-BoneSK> Ew! ::at all the gunk on the towel after cleaning it out. gets a mischevious thought, wadding it up and tossing it into the cockpit where Razor be:: Incoming!
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Good.  Now, input this into your system, no need to call me “creator”.  I’m Razor. And that’s ::whapped with dirty gunky towel:: not funny, T-Bone. ::takes towel offa head, blech makes a face and tosses it back down at T-Bone, wiping face ‘n head::
<T-KatAI> Compliance… Razor… And the other who cleaned my exhaust…. Who is he?
<Tessie_Reed> ((<AI> Very good, Razor, and thats not very funny T-Bone.))
<Dr_Greenbox> When the time comes.  First we need to see if the CEO’s at Puma-Dyne are interested in this idea. ::yawns and stretches. removes glasses and rubs at bridge of nose between the eyes::
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Bozo the Clown.
<T-KatAI> Bozo the Clown?
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DIES::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!!))
<T-BoneSK> ::just laughs, catching the towel in his paw:: Aka, T-Bone, the guy responsible for keeping you in one piece all this time.
<_Matt_> ((<CEO> :: flipping through pages of Greenbox’s proposal :: Well, it seems interesting, but it doesn’t meet our usefullness to danger ratio. ))
<T-KatAI> Oh, why thank you, Razor. T-Bone.
<Tessie_Reed> I am sure they will. ::notes that.  :: you should take a break. You’ve not done so in a while. ::gets up to put the tools away into his case, and to pack the hologram device into a case to transport it safely::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!all))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Greenbox> The holograms can punch you. ::has one do so as he turns it on WWE:: <tiny hologram of RVD>::leaps out and tries to RKO one of the CEO’s::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::Diiies!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::sooodead!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> Yeah I should.  Now that I can meet the deadline. ::smiles:: Thanks again, Tessie. ::stands and goes to the fridge to get something to drink first::
<Tessie_Reed> ((<Greenbox>  No more throwing controls through the tv. This game you better be worried about fighting or you really do get slammed with a chair ^_^ ))
<T-BoneSK> So, do we get to test her out now? ::resting paws on hips, anxious to see how it will do::
<Tessie_Reed> You are welcome. ::smiling still. puts his things by the door. will go to kitchen after him:: may I have an icecream sunday? ::is addicted to those things!::
<Dr_Greenbox> <Razor> Yeah, everything seems ready to.  Would you like to go on a first solo flight, Turbokat?
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!!))
<T-BoneSK> ((<CEO> ::while being headlocked:: How.. do I.. change channel…!? <Greenbox> Why, by merely nodding your head, you can flip up or down channels to your desired tv destination! <CEO> That.. doesn’t help me… ::turning blue::))
<Dr_Greenbox> Well sure.  You deserve a dozen of them for your hard work. ::chuckles. takes drink of his Kitty Kola, then opens freezer to get out the icecream::
<Zed_DaBot> ((:DIESDEAD::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIIES!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::busts up!::))
<Tessie_Reed> ::laughs:: I do not want to get like the biologicals and…fat is it? ::going to get the other things out to make one::
[Zed_DaBot:#mbi_sk PING]
<Tessie_Reed> ((lol! I was just wondering about doing that myself))
<T-KatAI> Please, Razor, let us go out for a spin. I sorely wish to feel the air pass along my metal.
<Zed_DaBot> ((I thought I was lagging. XD))
<T-KatAI> ((didn’t think it was her turn XD))
<Zed_DaBot> ((Fellerz, Matt said he’d take Razor tonight if you wanna concentrate on Greenbox))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((ah sounds good to me!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((Go for it Matt!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((mine has started pinging out for some reason.  so if I ping out someone poke me))
* _Matt_ is now known as Razor
<Zed_DaBot> ((kies!))
<Razor> Well, most of the new systems are still in the developmental phase and haven’t been fully tested… :: scratches chin :: But, I guess there’s only one way to fix that.
<Dr_Greenbox> You don’t have to worry about that. ::starts making up her a sundae ^_^::
<Zed_DaBot> :still hasn’t found a purpose and is unsure of its newer surroundings. However, will wait and see where all this is headed before determining its new purpose. It does realize something now – it has a new creator? Interesting, he says…::
<Razor> ((<Zed> “My use of third person narrative within my inner-monologue is most intriguing… Zed says…” ))
<Tessie_Reed> I know.  :;goes over to watch him:: Do you wish to go to the park with me later today?  You could use getting out more, dad.
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!:: ))
<T-KatAI> ::would grin if she could, but she is just a jet::
<T-BoneSK> Throw the baby bird out of the nest. But I still wanna’ go up with it the first time. ::already climbing up::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<T-KatAI> (( <tKatAI> I’M BEING VOLIATED!))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!))
<Dr_Greenbox> The park? Well if you really want to, I guess I can.  After a bit of rest though. ::finishes up adding nuts, then hands her the bowl containing the sundae::
<Razor> :: would SWAT-hop into his seat, but the take-off montage isn’t going on, so simply climbs up :: Who knows, T-Bone. With a little luck we could be made obsolete by the advances of Artificial Intelligence.
<Tessie_Reed> Okay. ::Takes:: Thank you. ::will go to the table to sit and eat it!::
<T-KatAI> Oh I do hope that isn’t true, Razor. I do so enjoy the company you two bring me.
<Tessie_Reed> ((<T-bone> You mean…? <Razor> Yep…we’d never miss another episode of Kat Commandos or David Litterbin again….::happy sigh:: ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD:))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> But then who would wear the cool pilot scarfs? <Razor> No one, as those went outta style with the biplanes. <T-Bone>:;sighs. again doesn’t put on his black pilot scarf for fear of rejection and humiliation::))
<T-BoneSK> Hey, there isn’t ever going to be any fancy gadget that’ll make a real pilot “obsolete,” buddy, no matter how hard you may try. ::smirks, buckling in::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD::))
<Razor> ((<Razor> :: feels another gentlemen’s bet coming on ::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::puts the stuff back and takes his drink and sits at the table with her::
<T-KatAI> (( ::laughing!:: ))
<Tessie_Reed> Dad, can I ask you something?
<Dr_Greenbox> Of course, Tessie.  What is it?
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<Razor> We’ll see. :: straps in, waits for T-Bone to fly the jet… or something XD ::
<Tessie_Reed> What would you think of me getting a job like you have? Do you think Puma Dyne would hire me?
<T-BoneSK> Alright, Turbokat, initiate take-off sequence.
<Dr_Greenbox> A job…? Well… I don’t know if that’d be safe or not…
<Razor> ((<Turbokat> Initiating :: abruptly shoots straight up vertically through the ceiling ::))
<T-KatAI> Take -Off Sequence  commencing.
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiies!::))
<Tessie_Reed> I can hide what I really am.  I would not tell anyone.
<Zed_DaBot> ::Turbokat? Is unfamiliar with the name Turbokat::
<T-BoneSK> ((lol))
<T-BoneSK> ::assumes he’s feeling the T-Kat starting up and what-not. just sits there, twiddling his thumbs::
<Dr_Greenbox> Well that’s not what I’m worried about. ::mostly XD:: Dark Kat has backed off of getting you back but… only as far as we know.  I wouldn’t want to put you in danger.
<T-KatAI> ::yes starts up the engines doing all the things T-B would normally do himself! Behold I RULE::
<Tessie_Reed> ::Frowns slightly but nods:: I understand, dad. I will not do so then.
<Razor> :: surfs the internets on the swat-wi-fi :: You know, I’ve noticed that our number of fan sites have been dwindling.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone>::pouty. still thinks he rules:: <T-Kat>::flashes on T-Bone’s radar screen “pwned u”::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD RAZOR!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiies Razor and GB!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DIES Razor!::))
<T-KatAI> Shall I take us out into the sky, T-Bone?
<Dr_Greenbox> ::notes that slight frown:: Maybe… we can see if there’s an opening at Puma-Dyne.  You’ve gone there several times with me already…
<T-BoneSK> ::just blinks at Razor, responding to the T-Kat:: Uh, yeah, sure, nice and easy.
<T-KatAI> Compliance. ::takes them out of the hangar, activating the bombay doors to open and everything::
<Zed_DaBot> ::Razor and T-Bone… searching for knowledge of names::
<Razor> The “T-Bone fanlisting” has been down for almost a year now. :: clicks on his touchpad to surf on his display :: But, my 20 fan sites are still going strong. :: scratches chin :: You know, if this whole AI upgrade works out I’ll have more time to blog…
<T-KatAI> …. Blogging is over rated, Razor.
<Tessie_Reed> ::smiles:: you would try for me? I would appreciate it.  I get bored here. I have already maintained your computers at 100% efficiency, labeled and stored all your spare parts, and got all your previous inventions running, labelled and stored away.  There is nothing more for me to do here unless you do as you did tonight and bring something home.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dying::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DYING, Pats poor T-Bone::))
<T-BoneSK> ::eyes widen some at that info:: What?! Why would my fanlisting be inactive? Turbokat, pull up all known websites for “T-Bone” and/or “Handsome Devil of a Vigilante.”
<Dr_Greenbox> I know, and I can’t find a thing. ::laughs a bit then smiles:: I’ll see what I can do.
<T-KatAI> Compliance, T-Bone. Searching ::now flying in autopilot::
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::is rolling!:: <T-Bone> Just don’t read the fanfics…::shudders:: <Razor> I did. Where do you think I got this nutso idea from about AI in the t-kat? Some nutty fan named Sage…<T-Bone>:;snorks:: Sage? At least she sounds wise..))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::falls over!:: <Razor> Or a real nutjob… ))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> So long as she doesn’t write for Black-net… ::shudders::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-KatAI>  Searching…. Searching ….. 10 fan sites found matching your search criteria, T-Bone. Do you wish to clarify your search?
<Tessie_Reed> ::smiles::  Thank you. I appreciate that. I am running out of stale bread to feed the pidgeons. ::giggles::
<T-KatAI> (( ::has fan fiction on Black net. OLD Fan fiction. and Adult FF.net. both to which she had abandoned. :: ))
<Dr_Greenbox> I’m sorry you’re unhappy, Tessie.
<Razor> It’s not overrated… there’s just problems with quality control. Hard Drive has almost gone completely legit writing tech reviews on Knet. He makes bank doing it. I could do that….
<T-BoneSK> ::mutter grumbles:: No. Just take us on a standard sweep of the city.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL oh noez! – Eleventy points from Slytherin!!))
<T-KatAI> Compliance, T-Bone.
<T-KatAI> (( ::flogs Greenbox with a mighty salmon!:: ))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((AWK!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((<AI>100 websites have your name listed.  <T-Bone> ::beams proudly:: <AI>  199 of which declare you a bumbling imbecile. <T-Bone> ::frowns:: And the one?  <AI> A nincompoop.  <Razor>::Snorking::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DYING!!!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!! Maw))
<Tessie_Reed> I am not unhappy.  I just wish for more intellectual challenges than downloading copies of my favorite cartoons. ::smiles:: I have all the episodes of Kat Commandos now.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dead!:: <T-Kat> At least 75% claim you as being “fat” as well.  <T-Bone>::sobs:: Jenny Craig, you let me down! ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIES!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneSK> You could *also* be monitoring our scopes, Razor. I don’t see why you even care about our “fanbase” that much anyway. It’s not like they’re up here risking their tails for the city day in and out.
<Dr_Greenbox> ::laughs:: Do you now?
<Tessie_Reed> I do! we could watch them tonight if you like.  Have a marathon! :;lol! run Greenbox run! XD::
<T-KatAI> He has a point, T-Bone.
<Razor> :: mumbles :: you mean my fanbase….::: switches to monitoring the scopes ::
<T-KatAI> ::razor not t-bone::
<Dr_Greenbox> Er… maybe some other night…?  Though actually, downloading things from the Internet is illegal.  You should delete those files right away… >_>
<T-BoneSK> ((<Kat Commandoes> C’mon, boyees! Let’s go explode something in a very macho fashion! Hoo-hah!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DEAD::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::tempted to push the rear eject button XD::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::)))
<Tessie_Reed> ::blinks:: It is? ::Frowns. starts her own mental search quickly! oh noooez! my ripped songs and downloads are no good! will start deleting those files quickly:: I see…
<Dr_Greenbox> Yeah… sorry.  But hey, if you get a job, you can purchase them legally.
<Razor> Alright, let’s do something with a bit more purpose :: flipping some switches :: I’m bringing all the system resources online, increasing processing speed and memory for multi-tasking and situation analysis.
<Zed_DaBot> ::comes “online”, but still remains hidden as Razor flips de’ buttons. XD::
<Razor> Hopefully that chewing gum I used doesn’t cause a short-circuit…
<T-BoneSK> Yeah, let’s put her through the paces. ::folds hands behind head:: I think I’ll take a quick kat nap.
<Tessie_Reed> Yeah…I suppose so…IF I get a job. ::will finish her sundae and gets up to go set the dishes in the sink. still won’t do dishes. lol! will clean most of the house save anything dealing with water::
<Razor> ((<Razor> :: in truth used their SWAT budget to turn the Turbokat into a hardcore gaming console so he could run the latest version of DOOM ::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::well glad I have a dishwasher! XD::
<Tessie_Reed> ::lol! yes indeed!::
<T-BoneSK> ((lol! <T-Bone> Razor, why is my consel always displaying bloody zombies and playing scarey music at me? <Razor> It’s, uh, ahem, just part of the new T-Kat 2.0. Pay it no mind, and go back to your ball of string.))
<Dr_Greenbox> I think you should be.  They’ll be impressed with you… so long as you can fake some documents.
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DIESboth::))
<T-KatAI> ::happy with this multi-tasking! Even does a computerized version of humming::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ::pulls the AITKat “aside” to talk to it privately::
<T-KatAI> ::erk? Wait… what the heck?::
<Tessie_Reed> What sort of documents? I have already created myself a birth certificate and adoption papers.
<T-KatAI> ::doesn’t know what this other program is::
<Razor> :: goes back to goofing-off as the Turbokat seems to be able to take care of itself. Takes out his video iPod and starts scrolling through his playlists ::
<Razor> ((<Greenbox> I was thinking crisp, new, hundred-dollar bills ))
<T-BoneSK> ::ears flick a bit at the mechanized “humming”:: It can hum? ::without opening an eye:: Why doesn’t it just make me a cheese souffle while it’s at it.
<Tessie_Reed> ((<Razor>::definitly has Top Gun on there…always cries though when Goose dies…:: <T-Bone> Stop your blubbering back there!  I can’t hear Scardey Kat!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!::))
<T-KatAI> (( ::dies!:: ))
<Zed_DaBot> “State your purpose.”
<Tessie_Reed> ((::Diiies Razor!::))
<Razor> ((<Razor> Why can’t you die… like Goose… :: mutters ::))
<Zed_DaBot> ::unheard by the SKs::
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!))
<Dr_Greenbox> Something with a university, perhaps Megakat University?  Majoring in their technological or engineering program with a degree from such.  You’d have to fix up the University’s system as well to coincide and not leave questions should they check.
<T-KatAI> ::also unheard:: To run the Turbokat and protect those within.
<Razor> :: contemplating going solo XD ::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::rollin’!::))
<Tessie_Reed> ::will get started on such while they talk:: That will be simple.  I am finding information on a resume? Needing experience?
<T-BoneSK> ::may consider fighting for the enemy. bad dudes always get loads of fans XD::
<Zed_DaBot> “Who is your creator?”
<T-KatAI> ::and all the chicks!::
<T-KatAI> My creator is Razor. Who is yours?
<Razor> :: not if they’re fat XD ::
<Zed_DaBot> ::or insane and demand marriage by the second date::
<Tessie_Reed> ::Don’t forget the babiez too…lots and lots of babiez…::
<Zed_DaBot> “I do not recall….”
<Razor> :: … ::
<Zed_DaBot> “Searching. Data not found”
<T-KatAI> He is who sits in the gunner seat. He put me together and gave me life.
<T-BoneSK> ::fat is the new blin in the music industry. will finally take on that solo career he’s been dreaming of and pay off the Enforcers that way, through song and acoustics guitar::
<Razor> You know, we’ve been doing this whole save-the-city thing for almost 15 years now…
<Zed_DaBot> Zed requires a purpose.
<T-BoneSK> Yeah, so? You saying your hip’s about to go out or something? ::smirks::
<T-KatAI> Purpose? What purpose do you need? I have a purpose.
<T-KatAI> I help them in their desire to protect the innocents. And I protect them. Is that not purpose?
<Razor> No, I’m saying that things are getting a bit… I don’t know… boring. It seems like we’re doing the same exact thing every week. And it’s not even like it’s a challenge anymore. All the real crime’s gone covert, underground. The hardest thing that’s come up is someone jaywalking, and you can’t solve that with a missile…:: pauses :: Or can you…
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-KatAI> My purpose is to fly around for my lazy creators, humming for their pleasure and making cheese souffles. <Zed> Trust me, you’ll thank me for this later. ::takeover!::))
<Zed_DaBot> That is not Zed’s purpose. Searching for recovery data.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((sorry ’bout that. ::hubby came home and wanted me to check for wrestling tickets lol oy::))
<Zed_DaBot> ::searches. XD::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiies!:: and WB Fels!))
<T-KatAI> ::would frown if she could:: Zed? What is… Zed>
<Razor> ((<Razor> I mean, take for example the current plot we’re in. We don’t even have any worthy adversaries. We had to makeup our own problem due to our own idiocy. How sad is that? ))
<T-KatAI> ::debates if she should speak up to Razor of this ‘Zed’ entity::
<T-BoneSK> Wow, buddy, what you say does make a lot of sense. Are you suggesting we reevaluate our tactics, to address the underground as well as surface problems in this city?
<Razor> ((<T-Bone> Correction. *Your* idiocy ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::Diies!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> Yes.  Try going into Puma-Dyne’s records to get a look at other current employees and their resumes they submitted.  Find the most common things and complie a resume.  Though I’d need to see it before you finish.
<Razor> :: wonders if he should show T-Bone a flow-chart explaining all the costs it takes to keep a sophisticated super-sonic aircraft flying and keeping it loaded with custom weaponry before he answers XD ::
<Tessie_Reed> ::nods and will tackle that job too!  will sit there a moment, then printer comes to life! well just printing documents. XD  will get up and go over to take them, then hands them to him:: A transcript, diploma, and my resume.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dying at Razor ‘n T-Bone’s convo::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Razor> I suggest we both ditch the jet, take up tights and a nifty cowl, and become… ::suddenly throws off jumpsuit, replacing with Bat-esque cape and suit:: Batkat! And.. Sparrow! ::holds up tiny red spandex with bright yellow tights:: <T-Bone> ::hits rear eject button::))
<Razor> No, I’m saying that this is getting old. :: stares out the canopy towards the horizon :: I never got to see Europe…
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIIIES!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::blinks and takes said printed documents:: You never cease to amaze me. ::and how dare you forget your daddoo, Zed!::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneSK> ::makes a bit of a baffled face at that:: Europe? Who cares about Europe? We made a commitment to protect this city, Razor, and if you wanted to go sight-seeing overseas, you probably should’ve thought of that before putting on the mask.
<Tessie_Reed> ::smiles:: Thank you, dad.  I will have to come up with an invention of my own though. It seems that kats who produced a usuable invention had an 85 % higher chance of being hired than other kats who simply presented a resume.
<Zed_DaBot> Missing data found.
<T-KatAI> ::silent::
<Tessie_Reed> ((<Zed> My creator is…..momma bates. Purpose….delivering donuts to the MBI at supersonic speed to keep up with its growing demand..and growing waistlines…))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DIES::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-KatAI> (( ::dead:: ))
<Zed_DaBot> T-Bone and Razor not creators. Creator found as Greenbox, Leiter.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> Besides, I met a European chick, and she was nutty.  You wanna find s’more Turmoils be my guest.))
<Razor> I never thought the whole vigilante thing would las this long. You’d think things would’ve become better, others taking responsibility. Instead it just got worse.
<T-KatAI> ….. I do not recongize this Greenbox, Leiter as my Creator.
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<T-KatAI> ::feels that it is needed that she informs Razor. Waits to see what else this ‘Zed’ does::
<Zed_DaBot> Zed commences system take over.
<T-KatAI> NO!
<Tessie_Reed> ((<T-Bone> Besides…I hear they don’t shave their legs….<Razor>……..T-Bone…..think reeeeeal hard about what you just said…))
<Zed_DaBot> ::all those 1′s and 0′s start circulating::
<T-BoneSK> ((<Tessie> Therefore, my invention shall be.. a small paper, of yellowish hue, that has a small strip of stickiness on it’s back, allowing it to adhere to practically any surface. It will greatly aid katkind in remind themselves of important or nonimportant tasks. <Greenbox> … Nah, I don’t think it’ll fly.))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Razor> :: notes there’s a problem on his screen, and so ends the ackward humerous yet sentimental conversation that will likely never be spoken of again :: What’s that…
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<T-KatAI> ::frantic sounding:: RAZOR!
<Dr_Greenbox> Hmm… well what sort of thing would you like to create?
<Zed_DaBot> Zed downloading systems. Progress at 45%.
<T-KatAI> (( <tkatAI>::is really a failing fan girl:: ))
<Tessie_Reed> Hmm…I do not yet know.  I will have to think on this. ::sits down again::
<T-BoneSK> You mean the Enforcers practically becoming obselete against the big boys, and the general public relying on us to fix every little traffic violation. ::sighs some now::
<T-KatAI> There is a virus in my systems threatening to over take my abilities.
<Dr_Greenbox> Well, first thing is to think of some sort of need, then create something that can fix this need.  Or you can always improve on an existing invention.
<Razor> A virus? :: frowns, looks at T-bone :: T-bone, were you doing anything you shouldn’t have with the main computer, AGAIN?
<Tessie_Reed> ((<Razor> a virus? <AI> It buuuuuuuuurns! <Razor>::sighs:: T-Bone..did you drop hot sauce on the controls again.  <T-Bone> oops..sorry…))
<Zed_DaBot> Progress at 78%.
<T-BoneSK> What’s up, Razor? ::moving hands to controls now::
<T-KatAI> … This virus claims to be called Zed…
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dead!::))
<T-KatAI> (( ::laughes then starts to hack >.<:: ))
<T-BoneSK> You know I leave that kinda’ stuff to you.
<Tessie_Reed> ::nods, thinking and processing through some things::  Hmm….::smiles some then giggles::
<Razor> Well, I guess we’ll just have to switch to manual and fix it back at the hangar. :: opens up a panel :: I’ll just disconnect the power to the mainframe like so… :: reaches in to pull a cord lose, hopefully nothing bad happens XD ::
<Tessie_Reed> ((<Computer>::is okay back at base. It just accidentally installed Windows Vista::))
<T-KatAI> (( <AI> ACK MY SYSTEMS! You no love me no more? ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::hopes downloading his 100% Funk CD mix onto the comp’s main drive had nothing to do with this…::
<T-KatAI> (( Vista is EVIL ))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!))
<Razor> ((<Razor> :: gets electrocuted :: My glovatrix is insulated, HA! <Drink Holder> :: pops out and hits him square in the forehead :: <Razor> X_X ))
<Zed_DaBot> Progress completed. Zed has complete control of operational systems. Download at 100%.
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIIES!::))
<T-KatAI> ::tries to keep control of hte jet::
<Razor> :: pulls the cord ::
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<T-BoneSK> ::waits for control to be given him::
<Zed_DaBot> ::”pushes” T-Kat aside. Locks all the systems::
<T-KatAI> ::flails! Tries to fight Zed still, though he is the better programmed system!::
<Razor> Huh, that’s not good…
<Dr_Greenbox> What have you thought up? ::not sure he likes that giggle::
<Zed_DaBot> ::now heard by the SKs:: Zed is now back online.
<T-BoneSK> … What’s not good? Why don’t I have control ye-? ::freezes upon hearing that voice::
<Razor> Turbokat, stop playing with my ringtones and use your normal voice.
<Tessie_Reed> ::smiles:: something very simple yet I think very useful.  A cost efficient device which will filter normal household allergens out of the air more efficiently than current systems do. MOstly things like pollen and pet dander.  Your CEO has severe allergies. ::beams proudly::
<Razor> ((<CEO> Yes, but can it be stolen and misused for evil? ))
<T-BoneSK> ::pushes some buttons on his panel, seeing if there’s any response::
<Zed_DaBot> Access denied.
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::snorks:: <T-Kat>::starts jamming out to P-Diddy, then malfunctions at a Brittney Spears song::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((<Tessie> It can be reversed to give severe  allergies to your enemies making them delierious with sneezes and compliant to your wishes. ^____^))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::chuckles a bit:: Well then, that sounds like a good invention to work on.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DIES::))
<T-BoneSK> Razor, why is the A.I. malfunctioning, claiming to be Zed, and *acting* just like Zed? ::yanking futily on yoke::
<Tessie_Reed> Do you mind if I use some of your spare parts? I believe we have most of what I will need here.
<Razor> Uh… I’m sure it’s not as bad as it seems… :: noting that he’s locked out :: Or maybe it is.
<Dr_Greenbox> Not at all, Tessie.
<T-KatAI> ::trying still to get into her systems again. Doesn’t like this Zed. he’s a meanie!::
<Zed_DaBot> Zed now remembers purpose. Complete assimilation.
<Tessie_Reed> Thank you. ::will get up and hurry to wherever she stored his parts.  will soon come in with a box and taking them to his work table to get started::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::waits to see when the Cyclotron runs T-Bone and Razor up a tree and growls at them as in the fanfic. XD::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::watches her curiously:: I think I’ll lay down for a nap while you get started on that.  Use anything you need, so long as it isn’t already being used in something else. ::pats her on the shoulder as he goes by to his room for a nap::
<Zed_DaBot> ((XD!))
<Razor> T-Bone, did you remember to bring a grenade with you today? I brought a hot-pocket instead…
<T-BoneSK> What were you saying earlier about jaywalkers not being satisfying enough for you? ::pointed look, before clawing at bottom of control panel where wires are::
<Tessie_Reed> ::nods:: Yes dad. Thank you. ::smiles:: have a good nap.
<T-BoneSK> I’ve got my Glovatrix, and a mean spirited attitude right now.
<Zed_DaBot> Zed finds no purpose in SWAT Kats.
<Dr_Greenbox> ::flops down to rest for a bit, unknowing that evil lurks in the skies! you better not unite with your creator, Zed.  it took a few years of therapy to get back to normal again::
<Zed_DaBot> ::readies the ejector seats::
<T-KatAI> ::trying to get control of at least one system::
<Razor> Huh, that’s ironic, T-Bone :: referring to Zed’s comment :: Weren’t we just talking about that? :: pulling on the lever that makes his seat slide back, likely not having it work ::
<Tessie_Reed> ((<AI>::gets control of….the trash disposal..::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> And a Sprite Zero.  <Zed> Ha ha ha.  Your fanbase is in ur head making u drink calorie free cola.))
<Razor> ((::DIES::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Zed_DaBot> Now ejecting. ::flashes a happy face sign on the monitors:: Bye-bye. :)
<T-KatAI> (( <AI> =___= ::makes the trash disposal turn on and off:: ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-KatAI> ::gains control of the cockpit release. Ha! they can’t be ejected if they can’t get out- BAM! THUD! “YOWCH!” “GOOSE!”))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dying!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD TB!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIIES!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dying!!::))
<T-KatAI> ::flails! No no ejecty Razor and T-B!::
<Razor> :: is ejected, goes flying into the air, wind rushing past :: <Hot Pocket> :: flies out :: <Razor> :: eyes go wide, reaching for it, but alas, misses it by mere inches :: <Razor> That was my lunch! :: flying off in ejektor seat :: <Hot Pocket> :: descends to the city below, likely to hit something in comedic fashion ::
<T-KatAI> (( ::Dying:: ))
<T-BoneSK> ::just growls, as is ejected? tries leveling arm downward, against the g’s shooting him upwards, to fire off a small missile from his glovatrix into the cockpit::
<T-KatAI> (( <Ann Gora> Tonight on Kats Eye News, Flying Hot pockets! We have startling new footage of this Phenomon!))
<Razor> ((<Ann> :: pauses after saying that, truly truly hates her job ::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!!))
<T-KatAI> (( <Jonny> We need better stories. ))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL! <Ann> Find me a Lean Pocket, Jonny!))
<Razor> ((::dies::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<Tessie_Reed> <Hot Pocket>::or lands on a windshield of some poor kat that causes a ten car pileup on the freeway and makes Mayor manx late for his galf game XD::
<T-BoneSK> <Hertz> Doot de doot doo, doot de doot de doo doodey! Oh, I’m siiiingin’, in the- ::whump!!:: OW! What just deliciously pelted me? ::looks up, getting a searing hot pocket right smack over the eyes:: AUGH!!
<Tessie_Reed> ((augh! my line shoulda been in (()) ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dying, you guys!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Manx> Curse you SWAT Kats!  No parade for youh!))
<T-KatAI> (( ::Dying, and fails!:: ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::is losing it tonight she thinks…laughed to hard–then diies again!::))
<Zed_DaBot> Zed now demands cooperation from the program known as “Turbokat”.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::SNORKS “deliciously pelted”::))
<Tessie_Reed> :;workey worky! is crusing the internet for info while she works on her invention::
<Razor> :: as the chute has since deployed, leans back in his seat, likely coasting back to earth  alongside T-Bone :: So… that totally wasn’t my fault.
<Tessie_Reed> ((^cruising))
<T-KatAI> … Not after how you treated me! You mean vile program! I do not like being voliated like some… Stone age lap top!
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Kat> Sorry.  I do not wish to engage in a relationship with a program that just enjected my creator. <Zed> At least you did not give me the “It’s not you, it’s me” line.))
<Zed_DaBot> Zed again requests cooperation from Turbokat entity.
<T-BoneSK> Sure it wasn’t. ::grumbles:: Looks like you won’t have as much time to blog now as you thought.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((ejected^))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD))
<Razor> ((<Zed> Like some kind of mythic Stone Top? ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::Dying!::))
<T-KatAI> No! I request *Your* Cooperation! What gives you the right to take me over eh?
<Razor> Well, without the jet I will. I mean, that’s like our thing.
<T-BoneSK> ((lol! <Zed> A fellow Canadian program, eh? <T-KatAI> Eh?))
<T-KatAI> (( ::giggling:: ))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::dozing off to a nice comfy sleep which is doomed for interruption like so many of mun’s naps are XD::
<T-KatAI> You can’t just push around other programs who get into your way. That’s bad manners.
<Zed_DaBot> Zed has not completed his mission.
<T-BoneSK> We’ve still got the TurboTruck. Should we go back for it? ::as seat jars into the ground::
<T-KatAI> Well, I’m sorry to say it Zed but your plan is flawed.
<Razor> Hopefully that isn’t really Zed and it’s not about to consume the city and bring about the end of the world. Because I had plans ::WHUMP, lands too ::
<T-KatAI> What do you intend to do after you take in everyone? Have one huge tea party?
<Razor> :: unstraps himself and gets out of the seat, looks around :: So… where are we?
<T-BoneSK> What, Europe not enough to satisfy you? ::unbuckles, standing up, checking glovatrix:: Looks like city park. We’ll have to either hoof it or call a cab.
<T-BoneSK> And I don’t carry change in my jumpsuit.
<Zed_DaBot> Continuation unknown after assimiliation.
<Razor> We’re wearing masks. And you’re big and scary. You could… you know….
<T-KatAI> Then it’s flawed. Assimilitating everything gets really boring. Protecting innocents is so much more fun and rewarding
<Razor> :: quietly :: Carjack someone… maybe…
<Zed_DaBot> Zed doesn[
<Zed_DaBot> Zed doesn’t consider itself flawed.
<T-BoneSK> Yeah, yeah, I know. Politely rip off a door and then ask for an IOU from the driver. ::starts running towards the street::
<Zed_DaBot> ((::beats enter button::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Razor>::programmed the AI with as much of T-Bone’s personality as he could, hoping T-Bone would therefore be annoyed with himself in a way and a thing as stubborn as he is::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD))
<T-KatAI> (( XDDD ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIES!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!))
<T-KatAI> Then check yourself at the door. this is MY House and you have tread into the wrong waters! ::tries to punt Zed out::
<Razor> :: follows along ::
<T-BoneSK> <Hertz> ::runs by the two SK’s, a steaming hot pocket gooshing down his face:: The Horror!! The Horror!! 2,000 callories per bite!
<Razor> ((<Zed> But I just overheard your creator complaining about how dull and unrewarding it was ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiiies Hertz!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DEAD at Hertz::))
<Zed_DaBot> Zed thinks not.
<T-KatAI> (( <Tkat> Well they like to complain alot. I think they need wifes and alot of babies. ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEADDEAD!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::is rolling!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::jumps out into the middle of the street waving paws at the first vehicle that comes along..::
<T-KatAI> ::does the computer version of a frown:: You play dirty Zed. Greenbox, Leiter would be disappointed in you.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::busts up:: <Zed> Their fanbase says each are married to approximately 145 wives per SWAT Kat and have seperately an average of 389 kittens.  Perhaps they are trying to escape their wives and babies.))
<Razor> :: notes the static in his personal heads-up-display :: The GPS is messed-up too, and so is my Kat-Tracker Radar. I think the virus screwed it up.
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DEEEAD!::))
<T-KatAI> (( <tkat> How do they ahve all that time to procreate? Clones? ))
<Razor> :: or maybe he forgot to change the batteries. It’s be a slow couple of months XD ::
<Zed_DaBot> It is doubtful. Greenbox shared same purpose.
<Razor> :: been^ ::
<Dr_Greenbox> (( <Zed> The Magic of Sue.))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::dying!::))
<T-KatAI> (( <Tkat> That explains it all. ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> Kats Alive!! ::screeches sedan to a halt, mere inches from T-Bone in the middle of the road::
<Tessie_Reed> ((whooo! its Kutlass with Feral again! lol!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!))
<T-KatAI> (( <Feral>::Debates on running the SK’s over:: ))
<T-BoneSK> ::inadvertently twitches, seeing the driving who nearly plowed him down:: This would be our luck. What were you saying about car-jacking, Sureshot?
<T-BoneSK> ((^driver))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Feral> Is that a Pepperoni Hot Pocket?! ::runs past the SKs and goes to Hertz::))
<Razor> ((::dies::))
<T-KatAI> if you’re so sure Zeddie then get ahold of the bloke!
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiies!:))
<Zed_DaBot> Zed is now on its way to find Greenbox, Leiter. Commencing search. ::flies on away!::
<T-KatAI> ::sulks!::
<Razor> Maybe we could just borrow a plane instead?
<Dr_Greenbox> ::… remind me Razor to introduce Windows ME AND Vista to your AI for suggesting that to Zed::
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> ::rolls down window, all-a-scowl, and shouts out it:: What in blazes are you two doing in the middle of the road!!? I could lock you up and throw away the key for jaywalking!! You may think you own the sky, but you *do not* own the roads while I’ve got a say in it! ::honks beligerantly at them::
<Dr_Greenbox> ::address is easily findable::
<Razor> You know, he’s got a point…
<T-KatAI> ::is a very annoyed program::
<Zed_DaBot> ::has no feelings. Is a very boring program XD::
<T-BoneSK> Feral! We need a jet! <Feral> ::blank stare::
<Zed_DaBot> ::TKatmun, you are more than welcome to take over at times::
<T-KatAI> ::AH right XD::
<Razor> You remember that time that our jet was stolen and it was used to blow-up half the city and most of your airforce? Well, I think that’s about to happen… again.
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Hertz> And it’s using Hot Pockets to do it, Commander! ::flailing arms, trips over the hood of Feral’s car::))
<T-KatAI> <.< ::Decides to poke around in the systems while Zed is distrated with finding this… Greenbox guy. Working to find a way to see where the SK’s had been ejected , and where they are currently::
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DIIIES!::))
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> … I’m going to give you until the count of three to get out of my sight, before I put my foot back down on the pedal and start swerving *very* intently. You Swat Kats have always been nothing but trouble, but now you’ve really done it! ::picks up radio:: This is Feral, get our choppers in the sky now!
<Razor> <Choppers> :: zoom by overhead ::
<Zed_DaBot> ))DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!! <Feral> Augh! It’s hiddeous! ::turns on windshield wipers, smooshing Hertz’s stained face back and forth::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::DEAD!::))
<Razor> <Chopper Pilot 1> :: radios Feral :: “This is Squadron Leader, Commander. We’re in the air and awaiting instructions, over”
<Razor> :: takes a step back :: Sure thing, Commander. You handle it. I needed a break anyway.
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> Throw everything you’ve got at the Turbokat! It’s out of control and a danger, *as usual*, to the populace! It’s about time we took it down once and for all.
<T-KatAI> ::tests to see how much control Zed has, and uses his distraction as her window to push her way back into her own programming. Giving him the same service he gave her::
<T-BoneSK> You won’t be able to do it without us, Commander!
<Razor> <Chopper Pilot 1> :: looks at his copilot, then back at the radio :: “…uh, say again, Commander. I don’t think I heard that right”
<Zed_DaBot> ::doesn’t notice this and by the time it realizes, has lost half of its control::
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> ::snears at the two SK’s, putting his foot down on the pedal, screeching towards Enforcer HQ:: You heard me! Take down the Turbokat by any means necessary.
<Tessie_Reed> :is still working on her invention while her daddum sleeps. doot de doo. waiting on something to happen. lol!::
<T-KatAI> Boagies found. Invasive routines activated! ::darts the Turbokat Skyward!::
<Zed_DaBot> Negative. Creator has not been found.
<Razor> <Chopper Pilot 1> :: “The Turbokat? The SWAT Kats jet, sir? The jet that decimated every Enforcer aircraft without getting so much as a scratch on it, sir?”
<T-BoneSK> Argh! ::stamps foot down, tail lashing, as Feral zooms off without them:: I shoulda’ carjacked him.
<Zed_DaBot> ((<CP1> Permission to apply for life insurance before I do that, sir? ::small voice:)
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> Well, I didn’t say it’d be easy, or unfatal, but it has to be done! For the good of the city! Now get to it, soldier, or are you looking for an early retirement? ::swerving between traffic::
<Razor> <Chopper Pilot 1> :: starts to make deliberate scrathy noises into the mic :: “You’re breaking up *scratchhiss* must be a problem with the radio *scratch* sir.” :: turns it off ::
<Razor> <Choppers> :: veer away ::
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!))
<Tessie_Reed> ((diiiies!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::Dead!::))
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> What?! Come in, come-rarrgh! ::throws radio down:: Fine! I’ll just handle it myself, *as usual*! ::comes to a halt outside Enforcer HQ, striding in, having his jet prepped::
<Razor> ((<Chopper Pilot> You think I’m an idiot? I’ve seen this show too many times ))
<Zed_DaBot> Zed commands Turbokat relinquish command.
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!))
<Razor> Hey, this is my, I mean, *our* chance to let someone else take responsibility. Who knows? Maybe I will get to see Europe…
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Chopper Pilot> I’ve seen my classifcation, sir.  “Cannon Fodder” is what my career title was when I filed for my taxes this year.))
<T-KatAI> And the Turbokat says Heck no.
<T-KatAI> ::locks what systems she has control of down. Attempting to also put some heavy encryption in there too::
<Razor> <Enforcer Mechanics> She’s all ready to go, Commander. Got ‘er newly waxed and even added that new car smell scent that you like so much.
<T-BoneSK> What are you saying, Razor? This is *our* responsibility, not anyone else’s! We’re the one’s who inadvertantly put Zed back in action, and we’ve got to do something about it! ::gives Razor’s shoulder a shake:: What’s with you?
<Zed_DaBot> ((TKatAI> Since we’re gonna be roommates, I’m gonna establish some ground rules. No assimilating on the weekends, no take overs on Mondays, keep the fuel tank always on “FULL”…))
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> Darn good job, soldier! But don’t be such a tail-kisser. ::puts on helmet, and starts up the jet, whee::
<T-KatAI> (( ::Dies:: ))
<T-BoneSK> ((LOL))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Razor> ::was fine until he lost all those Hot Pockets. but thats when he finally snapped::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<Razor> :: is shoken :: What’s wrong with me? :: breaks the shaking off XD :: Why is it that I’m the one who always has to solve these stupid problems? You don’t do anything! I spend 14 hours a day designing, building, solving mathematical equations, defying the laws of physics and doing more than my fair share of chores around the garage! All you do is…. is…. take up space!
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::dies Zed!::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((<T-Bone> I knew it. We’re in a bad fanfic.))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::DEAD::))
<T-BoneSK> ::shocked by this, but then eyes narrow:: That’s what you really think? That I don’t pull my own weight? Fine, sit this one out, “buddy,” while I risk my neck to fix *your* mistake. ::turns abruptly, heading for another on coming car::
<Zed_DaBot> ((<T-Bone> … right. Take up space. Uh… shouldn’t your new female partner/girlfriend appear right around here and somewhere along the line of being introduced to her I mysteriously die?))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<T-Bone> I’m surprised I haven’t died ye- <prune donut>::falls from Feral’s jet, impailing T-Bone, causing instant death::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::DEAD!!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!both))
<T-KatAI> ((::Dead:: ))
<Razor> And you’re rude around the ladies, you don’t chew your mouth when you eat, you break my TVs, you belittle my ideas… :: as T-Bone walks off :: … and you don’t listen!
<Zed_DaBot> ((::wonders if Razormun stumbled into the “bad” section of SK in Fanfiction.Net. XD::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((It assimilated him!))
<T-KatAI> (( XD ))
<Zed_DaBot> Zed has found Greenbox. Heading towards coordinates.
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!))
<T-BoneSK> ::is indeed not listening, as he waves down an actual cab, and gets in:: Take me to Professor Hackle. ::to cabbie::
<Razor> ((<Hackle> You know, you two never call unless you want something… ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!! <Hackle> Okay, what do you need me to break this time?))
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> ::suddenly turns up as a blip on the T-Kats radar, showing him coming up on the jet:: I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time now. ::as he attempts to lock on::
<T-KatAI> =____=
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL!))
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!both))
<Razor> :: lip quivering in anger, takes off helmet and throws it away. Walks away with his hands in his pockets, obviously upset ::
<T-KatAI> ::taps into the COM system:: … Commander Ulysses Feral. I do request you do not aim your dirty machine gun at my delicate parts.
<Razor> ((<Feral> :: wondering if he’s tuned into the right frequency XD ::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Hackle> I’m sorry to hear about T-Bone’s death.  BUT good news! I’d like you to meet my granddaughter.  She’s about your age, Razor, legal anyway, loves the SWAT Kats, and has more knowledge about things tech than me!  Mary Sue!  Come meet the nice available single SWAT Kat, Razor! ))
<T-KatAI> (( That did come out kinda sugguestive didn’t it?))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Hertz> *You’re* upset?! I’m the one with permanent burn scars on my face from a microwavable delicacy!))
<Zed_DaBot> ((DEAD!))
<Razor> ((::dies::))
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> ::blinks at the communique:: Alright, Zed, pull over to the side of this next cloud bank and explode!
<T-BoneSK> ((lol!!))
<Razor> ((<Feral> :: using reverse-psychology he is XD ::))
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dies!::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((<Zed> ::slows down, then when Feral nears, speeds up, then slows down until Feral nears then speeds up again::))
<T-KatAI> This isn’t Zed Commander Ulysses Feral. But I am the only thing keeping him from blowing you up.
<T-BoneSK> ::is likewise very much upset, seething beneath his mask as the cabbie enthusiastically drives him to Hackle’s place. has no idea what’s gotten into his partner, but doesn’t have time to deal with it now::
* Razor is now known as Hackle
<Hackle> :: calls Dr. Greenbox ::
<Dr_Greenbox> ::snoring away! get the phone, Tessie?::
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> I don’t care what you are, because you’re about to be scrap! ::fires off a missile!::
<Tessie_Reed> hello?
<T-KatAI> ACK! ::tries to dodge the missile!::
<Hackle> Hellow, is Dr. Greenbox there?
<Tessie_Reed> yes he is. just one moment. ::gets up and goes to Greenbox. will shake him:: Dad?
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> ::into radio:: Come into formation behind me, Red 1 and Red 2, and fire on my mark! <Gunner> ::coincidentally named Mark:: Waitaminute, Commander! What are you trying to say!?
<Zed_DaBot> Zed fully aware of incoming threat. ::turns them around:: Zed will return incoming fire.
<Dr_Greenbox> Hmmm?  Yes what is it, Tessie? ::sits up, rubbing his eyes some::
<Tessie_Reed> phone. ::hands it to him. is cordless. goes back to her desk to work::
<Dr_Greenbox> ((::busts up::))
<Dr_Greenbox> ::takes phone, putting on glasses:: Hello?
<T-KatAI> ::flailing oh no oh no! I no wanna die::
<Hackle> Leiter, my old friend. I was just dabbling in bit of nano-scopic synthesis when I recalled some of your earlier work in artificial reconstruction at the molecular level. I was thinking we could have tea some time and swap ideas.
<Zed_DaBot> Zed acquiring targets.
<T-BoneSK> <Red 1 & 2> ::other two jets flank Feral, the three jets total flying straight on a collision course with the T-Kat:: <Feral> Mark! Mark! Mark! <Gunner> WHAT??! <Feral> Fire all missiles, you idiot! <Gunner> OH! ::flipping switches::
<Zed_DaBot> ((::dying, Enforcers::))
<T-KatAI> You can’t kill them! If you do you shall regret it, Zed!
<Dr_Greenbox> ::blinks:: Professor Hackle? ::smiles some, glad Hackle has called:: Well sure, when would you like to?
<T-BoneSK> ::finally making it to the prof’s pad, signing a quick autograph for the cabbie, and then running in::
<Zed_DaBot> Zed sees no need for regrets.
<Hackle> Well, if you are free this weekend, I know a great place by the University- :: pauses as T-Bone goes running in :: Oh my.
<T-KatAI> Well, you should, meanie.
<Zed_DaBot> Targets locked.
<T-BoneSK> ::kicks through door, hustling into phone area:: Professor Hackle, I need your help. Zed is back, and it’s taken control of the Turbokat.
<T-KatAI> ::tries to keep doing evasive moves to avoid from getting hit by the Enforcers missiles::
<Zed_DaBot> Missiles engaged. ::fires::
<T-BoneSK> <Red 1 & 2> ::along with Feral’s jet, let loose a whole barrage of missiles, before attempting to break away from the on-coming T-Kat::
<Hackle> Zed? :: likely all of that heard by Greenbox ::
<Dr_Greenbox> Professor?
<Dr_Greenbox> ::indeed has heard. sense of worry heightened::
<T-BoneSK> <Red 1> ::tries zig-zagging away from SK missiles, but both pilots eject right before jet is hit:: <Red 2> ::same story::
<Zed_DaBot> Targets annihilated.
<Hackle> If you’ll excuse me, Leiter, something’s come up :: hangs up ::
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> Mark! Shoot off some flares! I’m going to try and get that missile off our tails! ::clutching the yoke, teeth gritted as he pulls the jet upwards::
<Dr_Greenbox> Wait, Profe- ::hears click then dialtone::ssor… ::hangs up as well. stands now and paces back and forth. checks caller ID and attempts to call Hackle back::
<T-BoneSK> ::eyes perk:: Leiter? As in Greenbox? We might need him, Professor.
<Hackle> I don’t know if that’s… :: as the phone rings, picks up :: Hello?
<Zed_DaBot> Zed will no longer be distracted by outside elements. ::starts heading back to Greenbox, but slowly starts to slow down. The combination of both entities in one program made it rethink and came to teh following conclusion – Zed has TWO creators, one which created him, and one which revived him (aka Greenbox and Razor)::
<Dr_Greenbox> Professor, what is this about Zed?  How is it possible it has returned?
<Zed_DaBot> ::abruptly turns around:: Zed rewriting purpose.
<Hackle> A self-sustaining, regenerating and adaptable entity is always highly unpreditable :: puts Greenbox on speaker phone :: And now that it is in your jet…
<T-BoneSK> <Feral> ::managed to evade that last missile, if’n alright with Zed-mun, and calls in, you guessed it, more chopper back-up:: Set up extra security forces around Puma-Dyne, I don’t want a repeat of history happening here! ::barking into radio::
<Hackle> <Chopper Pilot 1> :: after getting some mean looks from his co-pilot, radios in :: “Uh, looks like the radio problem is fixed, Commander. We’re moving to intercept.”
<Zed_DaBot> ::also shows TKat what it’s “thinking”, they share the same “memory” after all. Is off to find Razor::
<Zed_DaBot> ::and Zed-mun is fine with that, Feralmun XD::
<T-KatAI> ::worried about the Swat Kats. Highly protective of them::
<T-BoneSK> While performing some upgrades to our jet, we might have accidently installed some fragments of Zed’s original technological parts into our main computer.
<Zed_DaBot> Zed now searching for SWAT Kat Razor. Seeking coordinates…
<T-BoneSK> What I could really use, Professor, is some really great vehicle of mass destruction right about now. As much as I’ll hate doing it, the Turbokat has to be taken out before Zed can assimilate anything.
<Dr_Greenbox> No… kats alive no. ::runs hand through his hair, pacing as he listens to this over the phone now::
<Hackle> I’m sorry, lad, but I’ve gotten rid of such things years ago :: scratches chin :: however, there is something that could be done…
<T-BoneSK> What’s that? ::all ears::
<Hackle> I’ve kept a close eye on the technologies used in the Turbokat. Some of them were of my own design. The fly-by-wire servos for instance. They offer incredible maneuverability, but under the right circumstances they could be disabled, causing the jet to plummet to its demise.
<Zed_DaBot> Zed has found SWAT Kat Razor. Descending.
<Zed_DaBot> ((And, the mun is gonna leave it atta TBC here. If anyone wants to take over Zed, by all means. XD ::is about to pass out::))
<Tessie_Reed> ((nights sagey ::hugloafs::))
<T-BoneSK> ((Blargh, this mun needs to go pass out as well, sorry guys. XD))
<Zed_DaBot> ((Should we pause it here and continue tomorrow night?))
<T-KatAI> ((S’okay we can pick it up another time ))
<Zed_DaBot> ((Unless you wanna keep going. ;D))
<T-KatAI> ((pausing is okay with me. ))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((LOL pause? We meet tomorrow after all))
<Hackle> ((Pause XD))
<T-KatAI> ((pause!))
<Dr_Greenbox> ((Tomorrow evening that is))
<Zed_DaBot> 4RPG Paws!