2008-01-19

<Countrykat> RPG GO!
<Countrykat> ::any of mun’s charas are available!::
<Sagey> ::mun thwaps CK with pillow XD::
<Protocol> ::needs to talk with Rex if he’s available::
* Sagey is now known as Octavio_Rex_is_UNAVAILBLE
<Countrykat> ::and the mun goes oooooow!::
<Shades> ::all characters are available :pLL
* Octavio_Rex_is_UNAVAILBLE is now known as Octavio_Rex
* Countrykat is now known as Tasha_Lynx
<Tasha_Lynx> ::issa in the breakroom! ha! Any of muns charas are still available though!::
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ::issa eating herself a donut and having coffee! Is glad that weird psychologist is gone!::
<Cole> ::is heading to work, walking on the sidewalk::
<Octavio_Rex> ((No they’re not, you liar! Nearly all of them are dating!))
<Protocol> ::knocks on Rex’s office door, sukka!::
<Protocol> ((::DIES!::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::DEAD!::))
<Octavio_Rex> ::come in, double sukka!::
<Protocol> <Hans> ::in breakroom! watching TV.  Swytch be on it on Opurrah::
<Tasha_Lynx> ((<Glitch>::is not dating!:: <Rochell> ::is not dating!:: <Steven>::well…dates any girl….so yeah…::  <Assana>::has lost her one true love!::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((<Tony> ::would date more if he could keep out the spy girls!::))
<Tasha_Lynx> Oh this is pathetic….::rolling eyes at Swytch::
<Shades> ((<Clarice> You could make me love you. :P I could go EVIL FER YOU ))
<Protocol> ::comes in, triple sukka! shuts door after herself and marches straight to his desk. puts hands on the edge:: Whot am I hearing about you informing the city of cyberbeings’ existance?
<Shades> (( <Clarice> Until I find someone better ::Razz:: ))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((<Tony> Nahhh. Just easier to off you. Pops would kill me if I even thought about it))
<Protocol> <Hans> ::laughs:: Isn’t it though?
<Octavio_Rex> ((<Tansy> :;found her true love! Baby Cale… mawww… wants a kitten of her own. Goes ask the Great One for his hand in marriage!:: <McGrath> When that place down there freezes over. <Tansy> You mean the basement? ::sends a blizzard and covers the whole building:: We marry now?))
<Octavio_Rex> ::looks up at her witha… calm look… sukka times 50. XD:: I beg pardon, m’dear?
<Cole> ::walking into the building and heading to the breakroom to see whose in there.::
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD:: <Assana> YOu witch you stole my man! ::tackles Tansy and two get in a fight. MBI gets a hurricane… on the inside XD::)
<Shades> (( <Protocol> You heard me! <Rex>::pops the ear bud out of his ear:: I’m afraid I didn’t. did you just tell me you have fleas? ))
<Octavio_Rex> ((::DIES:: <Mark> ::kicks all three of them out::))
<Tasha_Lynx> I can’t believe they gave her her own shows and all that.
<Protocol> I was informed by the MBI’s director that you had plans for exposing us cyberbeings to the public.
<Octavio_Rex> ((DEAD!!))
<Shades> ::sitting near Tasha and Hans:: Perhaps the writer’s strike got them desperate.
<Shades> <GRACIE>
* Shades is now known as _Gracie_
<Tasha_Lynx> VEEEERY desperate.
<_Gracie_> (( =__= ))
<Protocol> <Swytch> ::her biography “A Demon’s Journey, a Mortal’s Heck” has been added to Opurra’s book club list!::
<_Gracie_> Better watch it before long they might strap a camera into our breakroom to see what crazyness we do in here.. calll it ‘real life MBI tales’
<Protocol> <Hans> ::laughs:: That’d be kinda cool actually.
<Octavio_Rex> <Trina> ::and, since she listens to everything Opurra says, is reading it!::
<_Gracie_> ::sees Cole:: Hey Stranger :3
<Tasha_Lynx> Oh dear…don’t even say that, then looks up and waves:: Hey, Cole! ::when he comes in!::
<Tasha_Lynx> <Joe>::I swear I will shred that book if I find it…::
<Cole> ::walks into the room and grins::  Hey guys.
<Octavio_Rex> ::looks at her, then gives her a pleasant smile:: I think it’d be best if everyone knew about you, m’dear. You set a good example for your kind.
<Protocol> ((<Joe> … you serious? <Trina> Yes. She says that toms should be submissive to she-kats.  Now, kneel on the floor and be my footstool. <Joe> … I hate Opurrah.))
<Octavio_Rex> ((::SOOOOODEAD!!!::))
<Octavio_Rex> <Trina> ::clings to it! Nein!::
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::SOOOOOODEAD!::))
<Tasha_Lynx> <Joe> ::fine….I think Cale and I will go stay with Tasha and Hans for a while till that demonic thing is cast out of our house!::
<Octavio_Rex> <Trina> :are you calling me a demon?!::
<Tasha_Lynx> Whats up?! ::to Cole, sipping her coffee::
<Protocol> That may be true, but you can’t, Octavio.  It would put me and our kind in danger… and it may very well cost you an elected position.
<Tasha_Lynx> <Joe> ::no I’m calling that book demonic::
<Protocol> <Hans> Hey Cole! ::waves with bearclaw XD:;
<Octavio_Rex> <Trina> you just don’tknow good literature!::
<Octavio_Rex> You worry to much, Ana.
<Tasha_Lynx> <Joe>::who are you and what did you do with my wife….::
<Cole> ::shrugs:: Nothin’ much, what are you guys watching?   ::sit in a chair::
<Octavio_Rex> <Trina> ::pout::
<Protocol> Do I?  The fact that you only won by one vote has come into question, not to mention it seems that several kats did not vote for you but for Manx instead yet you were counted regardless.
<Tasha_Lynx> Opurra.  That demoness Swytch is on there.
<Octavio_Rex> Are you questioning the results?
<Protocol> Actually I am.  And so are the MBI, possibly even the NSA.
<Protocol> <Swytch> ::you remember me, Cole!  I call you ‘n Chris nightwalkers XD::
<Octavio_Rex> I thought you were the one who wanted to win this election, no questions asked?
<_Gracie_> Some crazy demon doing things she shouldn’t on Opurrrah. I keep wanting there to be a explosion or something.
<Cole> ((AGH! Is Swytch in the room with them or on TV?))
<Protocol> ((TV XD))
<Octavio_Rex> ((On the TV. XD))
<Cole> ((Oh OK X3))
<Tasha_Lynx> I don’t think that would rid us of her at all. She’s survived more than that.
<Protocol> <Opurrah> You give a lot of… insight into many famous kats throughout history.  Like in chapter four, you mention Queen Callista who ruled Megalith City back in the dark ages was an ugly sorceress who ate foul cheeses, never walked anywhere but rode on a donkey, and was bethrothed to the Pastmaster?
<Octavio_Rex> <Opurrah> :;is so giddy by this new actress::Just for that, I’ll be endoring her should she run as president of Amerikat! Above all… YOU ARE GETTING A CAR! AND YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU!
<Octavio_Rex> ((Ohcrudsorrydidn’tknowyouwereOpurrah. Keel my line!::))
<Protocol> I did.  But I guaruntee you if you expose myself and my kind to the public, they’ll think YOU won because *I* fixed it.
<Protocol> ((::dies and pats Sagey::))
<Octavio_Rex> And, did you?
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::DIIIIIIES!::))
<Protocol> Of course not!
<Octavio_Rex> ((meh. Make that as an injoke and we’re all happy. XD::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ::shaking head:: This she-kat is off her rocker.
<Protocol> If I had you think I’d be so stupid to change votes and have you won by only a single vote?
<Octavio_Rex> No. you wouldn’tve. ::smirks::
<Protocol> <Swytch> Oh yes she was.  A very very nasty she-kat indeed.  She ended up dead before the wedding.  So sad.  I think that’s why the little troll is so angry. ::snickers::
<Octavio_Rex> <Trina> ::snorks at the part about Callista. So doesn’t believe that part::
<Protocol> … just whot are you smirking about?  Did YOU influence the results yourself? ::finds that hard to believe::
<Cole> ::watching TV with ther other. Recognizes Swytch::
<Protocol> <Opurrah> Oh my, well let’s go to commercial.  Next up will be my dearest friend, Dr. Phil to tell you that yes, you are a moron and why. <audience> ::claps:: <Swytch>::blows a kiss to the audience:: <commercials>::go::
<Octavio_Rex> I didn’t. ::holds up what appears to be similar to a snow globe globe:: But, I had help. ::holds it at elbow length, not close enough for her to see:: <Driver> ::looks up. is in there surrounded by water, about shin deep::
<Octavio_Rex> ((DEAD, OPURRAH!::))
<Protocol> <Hans> ::turns TV off:: Welp, that’s enough mind rotting garbage for the week.
<_Gracie_> …I need to regain my braincells back.
<Octavio_Rex> ((<hans> Thought you lost them all when you met David? <Gracie> ::smack!::))
<Protocol> ((::snorks!::))
<_Gracie_> ((<Gracie> =___= I spiked your lager mix with valium you know. ))
<Protocol> <Hans> I just hope she didn’t go on about the MBI any in that dumb book.
<Octavio_Rex> ((::DIES!!!::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ::rubs head:: That just…was painful.
<Tasha_Lynx> Oh I do hope not too.
<Protocol> Help? ::quirks brow::
<Octavio_Rex> ((<Trina> :;still reading, explodes:: I WAS NOT 200 pounds before I joined the MBI Weight loss program!))
<Protocol> <Hans> What with you guys being here ::nods to Cole:: and other talented agents…
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::SOOOOOOODEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::dead!!::))
<Octavio_Rex> Look closer, m’dear. ::holds it out:: <Driver> :;is trying to communicate with her, but the glass in the globe prevents it. Oh noes!::
<Octavio_Rex> ((<Joe> Well… there was that one time when you… <Trina> ::GLARE:; <Joe> ::ends up on TV with Dr. Phil on “Yes, You’re a Moron, and Your Wife is Always Right.”::
<Octavio_Rex> ))
<Protocol> ::looks at the globe and eyes widen:: Driver?  ::issa mini Driver! and not the actress! OH NOEZ!:: How did you…? ::growling, eyes glow::
<Octavio_Rex> Ah ah ah… ::pulls the globe back:: You may not want to react that way. One shake and he may very well drown.
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::SOOOOOODEAD!::))
<Protocol> ::raises a hand, electricity sparking ’round her fingers:: Release him or you may very well DIE.
<Cole> ::sits up straighter when being nodded at .::
<Tasha_Lynx> Well…I don’t think anyone takes her seriously anyway really. I mean come on. How many people in megakat would believe in a live Demon?
<Octavio_Rex> You may want to calm down, m’dear.
<Cole> After working here, I’d believe anything.
<Protocol> <Hans> ::stands and goes to get another cup of coffee.  remote falls off sofa and hits floor, turning TV back on:: <Pastmaster> ::seen on the TV chasing Swytch around the set:: -not how it was you wench!! I’ll teach you to speak of Callista that way!! <Dr. Phil and Opurrah>::standing on sofa hugging one another in fear at what’s going on:: <Audience>::fleeing the scene!::
<Tasha_Lynx> That doesn’t help any…::blinks and looking at that:: Whoa…okay…THAT is not good guys…
<Protocol> Don’t tell me what to do!  I said release him!
<Tasha_Lynx> ((brbrq! just drag Tasha along if you need to!))
<Cole> ::looks back at the set::  Heh, nope, that’s not good::
<Octavio_Rex> ::holds globe up, looking like he’s about to shake it:: One shake is all I need, m’dear. I suggest you put your hands down.
<Protocol> <Swytch> ::ducks behind desk:: Oh so what if I added something that wasn’t fully true!  She rejected you, that better?!  EEK! :;ducks down as zaps of magic go over her head from Pasty’s watch::
<Protocol> ::mrrrs. ceases with the electricity and lowers her hands::
<Octavio_Rex> ((<Chance> Jake, we’re needed! <Jake> Right! … ::beat:: You watch Opurrah? ::mun quoting Ocean’s 13::))
<Protocol> <Hans> Think we should go down and save her sorry tail?
<Protocol> ((::dead!::))
<_Gracie_> ::looks to be thinking about that::
<Cole> ::smirks at Gracie::
<Octavio_Rex> It wasn’t easy, but in the end your Driver did help. He came in here accusing me of taking advantage of your powers, using them for my own gain. Inna sense, he was right. Your powers DID help, but considering the voters’ ability to elect another four years of ineptitude, I figured it’d be best to raise fix things myself. He isn’t a quick one, that’s for sure. I assured him that once the elections were over, you’d go back home.
<Tasha_Lynx> ((back!))
<Protocol> ::frowns:: Driver…
<Tasha_Lynx> Do we have to…?
<Octavio_Rex> ((WB!))
<Protocol> <Hans> Well… he is kinda trashing the place… ::smirks and downs his cup::
<Protocol> ((wb!))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((TY!))
<_Gracie_> I wouldn’t have problems if he sent both all three of them into the past.
<Tasha_Lynx> True..but still…who’s gomma miss Opurrah, Phil and Swytch? Really.
<Octavio_Rex> So he fixed the ballots for me. Balanced them out. Of course, much to my luck, the very last voter was none other than Director Sulfur. We couldn’t let things go sour, so my friends the Katpones helped out as well… some. I’d say their vote counted, don’t you think? ::sets globe down on his desk:: <Driver> ::gets up, looks up at Prot with pitiful eyes::
<Protocol> <Hans> ::laughs::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::sighs:: We have to go don’t we…
<Protocol> <Swytch> ::flees from the scene, followed by Pasty:: <Opurrah> Get offa me! ::shoves Phil away and off the sofa over the back:: Security!!  Get after them! <TV> ::puts up a sign that says “Oops! Seems something’s terrorizing MBC studios as we’re experiencing technical difficulties!  Please stand by.” with a picture of a giant monster foot squashing the building::
<Protocol> <Hans> C’mon guys. ::leads way outta there towards parking lot::
<_Gracie_> (( Hey guys I’m trying to stay in the game but I’m about to fall asleep at my computer ;___; ))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((mawww head to bed girl! if you’re tired))
<Protocol> ((lol night, Graciemun.))
<Tasha_Lynx> ::gets up and heads out to the car!::
<Octavio_Rex> ((night, hon!))
<Cole> ((nights))
<_Gracie_> ((night night loves. ))
* @_Gracie_ Quit (Quit: As Fraked up as it all may seem.. I stretch myself beyond my means)
<Protocol> If the MBI learn of this, you’ll be put out of office, and even further prison!  You ruined this Rex!  RUINED THIS!!
<Cole> ::gets up to follow Hans::
<Protocol> <Hans> Tasha, you drive us there? ::with Cole heading to vehicles::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::nods, hurrying to her car and gets in! buckling upand waits on the guys!::
<Octavio_Rex> You mention anything, YOU’LL ruin it, m’dear. Utter one word, and it’s curtains for your precious. you may want to leave and consider things as I have a meeting with the press in 30 minutes.
<Cole> ::Hops in the car and ready to go…doesn’t buckle up X3::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::will peel out once Hans is in! heading for MBC studios!::
<Protocol> <Hans> ::in passenger’s side XD::
<Protocol> If YOU go to the press about us then they’ll STILL get rid of you!
<Cole> ::in back seat. X3::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::and through RPG magic, arrives! parks and gets out quickly to go inside!::
<Cole> ::Exists the car and heads inside as well1::
<Protocol> <MBC>::being evacuated lol kats exiting there throughthe main doors and various other exits::
<Protocol> <Hans> ::pushes past the crowd with Tasha ‘n Cole::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::will fight her way through the crowd, going to the main studio! spots the action then?::
<Octavio_Rex> ::smirks:: We’ll see. ::now does a “shooshoo” motion. Mun closing this up as she’s now heading for bed with the rest of the family. XD;:
<Tasha_Lynx> ((maww nights sagey! ::hugs::))
<Cole> ((night night ^_^))
<Octavio_Rex> ((::hopes she doesn’t do a singing voice with her Dad and Martin’s snores. XD::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::Dead!:: no talking in your sleep!))
<Protocol> ::scowls, backing up:: I’ll get you out of this Driver… I promise… ::exits the room::
<Octavio_Rex> ((::dies!:: “::snoooooore” Kill all humans. Must kill all humans. Hey, bay-beh. wanna kill all humans?”::))
<Tasha_Lynx> ((::SOOODEAD!:: <Mom and dad> O.O ))
<Protocol> ((lol! Night Sagey XD))
<Octavio_Rex> ((Night all! ::hugsmuchly!::))
* @Octavio_Rex Quit (Quit: Leaving)
* Protocol is now known as Hans_Lynx
<Hans_Lynx> Alright… ::readies weapon as the building’s cleared out:: where should we look?
<Tasha_Lynx> Main studio I’m guessing. ::heading that way and looks! To see if they are in there::
<Cole> ::Is following….has gun ready.::
<Hans_Lynx> ::goes up elevators to the main studios. checks for proper floor and heads up::
<Cole> ::Takes the stairs, just in case they come out that way…heading up.::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::rides elevator up. when they get to proper floor, will hurry out and to the studio::
<Hans_Lynx> <elevators>:;ding! open on floor before and Swytch of all kats gets in!:: Close it close it! ::slams on the close doors button as Pastmaster runs towards them down hall XD::
<Tasha_Lynx> ::erk! N/M!  Issa gonna get off then is back in:: whoa!