A random chat between vigilante Gargoyle and villainess Felony. They just have to agree to disagree.
<Felony> RPG WHEE!
<Gargoyle> ::tickles Fel::
<Felony> ::laughs:: Cheater! ::laughs tries to grab that tail::
<Gargoyle> ::grins and laughs trying to keep the tail outta reach:: That’s rich comin’ from you
<Felony> ::laughing still, hates being tickled, normally would punch the offender but this guy’s mask would hurt! moves away from him!::
<Gargoyle> ::swishes his tail:: Nice laugh… pity ya often use the evil laugh most of the time
<Felony> ::grrrs at him:: I’ll laugh how I want and do what I want.
<Gargoyle> yeah cause that’s worked out well for ya so far ::rolls his eyes::
<Felony> Not my fault my needs must be met through criminal means.
<Gargoyle> Ya needs? Nah… Ya wants? Yeah
<Felony> Needs, wants, does it make a difference? ::grins::
<Cam> ::smirks:: Yeah… ya can go without wants and on ya path… ya will
<Felony> Oh but I was born for this sort of thing! It’s genetics.
<Gargoyle> I was born ta a street trader and a teacher… I weren’t born ta be a masked crimefighter
<Felony> Yes but it’s such a thrill isn’t it?
<Gargoyle> I get enough of those doin’ legal fings
<Felony> Must be some profession then.
<Gargoyle> Nah, I meant outside of work
<Felony> ::grins at that:: Oh yeah? ::slides hands down her sides and rests them on her thighs:: That why you like to tickle she-kats?
<Gargoyle> ::grins:: One of many fings
<Felony> Maybe I’d give up crime… if I had a good reason. No one’s presented me with one yet though. ::says boredly::
<Gargoyle> Well maybe if I become free one day, we could fix that… but for now
<Felony> For now the hero will go home.
<Gargoyle> ::nods:: Can’t cheat on a gal… One rule I live by
<Felony> Big surprise there. ::rolls eyes::
<Gargoyle> Would you want a guy that cheated on you? Mind you, who’d be that stupid
<Felony> Any guy who cheated on me ended up dead. ::serious expression. XD first guy she fell for let her rot in jail to take the rap for gang’s theft. thought she’d be gone for good but Fel returned to find he had another she-kat. needless to say was angry and well… >_>::
<Gargoyle> … Stupid kat… I mean, ‘ow would you top a looker like you?
<Felony> ::spits onna ground… or rooftop… or wherever the heck they are XD:: Some kats don’t care about good looks so long as they got someone with talent, useful to them.
<Felony> He never should’ve taught me how to slit throats properly.
<Gargoyle> … so that’s it?
<Felony> Yeah that’s it. ::has her daddy’s temper XD::
<Gargoyle> Loves over just like that? Not ever gonna let yaself even try ta be ‘appy?
<Felony> Love… ha! Love doesn’t exist. It’s all lust and attraction that disguises itself to be love. I might have an interest with a tom but I don’t trust them. ::doesn’t even fully trust Maven lol::
<Gargoyle> Only exists in the ‘earts of those who believe it luv… I mean look at me, I’ve been cheated on, I’ve been divorced, yet I luv my partner like no other
<Felony> Well goody for you! You’re a glutton for punishment. Besides, in my line of work, love is a weakness. A way to have me distracted so a knife can be dug into my heart.
<Gargoyle> ::laughs:: Paranoia is also a weakness
<Felony> Paranoia? It isn’t paranoia, it’s looking out for myself!
<Gargoyle> Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure ::smirks::
<Felony> What do you know anyway? You’re just some nobody trying to play hero to make himself feel big.
<Gargoyle> If I was playin’, I’d be jumpin’ round in a blue and red jumpsuit tryin’ ta be seen like sum press ‘ogs I could mention
<Felony> You’re more flashy than they ever hope to be, tin man.
<Felony> Save you ain’t got a jet.
<Gargoyle> My suit is designed for use… protection… and intimidation. Well to those who can be intimidated… unlike yaself
<Felony> Heh… if you’ve seen the things I have, you wouldn’t be intimidated either. ::grins at him:: Don’t take it as an insult. I’m sure you’ve made many a low-life criminal wet his pants just by the sight of you.
<Gargoyle> ::smiles:: Thanks… It allows me ta focus me attention on the ones more worth it
<Felony> Like me? ::sweet smile, bats eyelashes XD::
<Gargoyle> Of course ::smirks::
<Felony> Awwww… I’m flattered. Sure you don’t want to have an oops moment while trying to apprehend me? ::little laugh::
<Gargoyle> I’m sure I would say okay if I weren’t involed
<Gargoyle> ::chuckles::
<Felony> ::laughs:: Isn’t that against some sort of code though?
<Felony> ((<T-Bone> … not always… ::thinking of his kiss with Turmoil.::))
<Gargoyle> Why do ya fink I work solo
<Felony> This girl of yours… she a “bad guy”?
<Gargoyle> … quite sweet actually
<Felony> You don’t seem like the type who likes “sweet” girls. ::grins walking towards him again::
<Gargoyle> ::watching her:: I wear the mask for a reason…
<Felony> Oh I know the reason, but mine is more for fun as eventually they find out…
<FelonY> ::stands in front of him and flicks her fingers to his mask to make a metal “clink” sound XD::
<Gargoyle> ::chuckles:: Careful… you don’t wanna touch that
<Felony> So many tricks you have. Maybe I’ll let you bring me in once… it would tick off the law enforcement agencies and the SWAT Kats to have you upstage them.
<Cameron_Parkyn> ((brb))
<Felony> ((kk!))
<Cameron_Parkyn> While that DOES sound very Temptin’, I must decline… ::swishes his tail and tilts his head looking at her:: Can’t let you let me take ya in… Never pays ta owe a young lady ::leans forward and beams:: Who knows what you’d want in return
<Cameron_Parkyn> ((back))
<Felony> ((wb!))
<Felony> ::bursts into laughter at that:: You are a strange one… yet smart.
<Gargoyle> That’s what all me teachers said ::chuckles:: And the shrinks
<Felony> You don’t seem like someone who would even be a hero… you sound like you’ve had it rough.
<Gargoyle> ::shrugs:: I’ve been through the mill a bit… ‘ence the whole tryin’ ta save kats fin’
<Felony> You’ve been wronged?
<Gargoyle> ::nods:: A lot… but who hasn’t, right?
<Felony> You been betrayed?
<Gargoyle> More times than I like ta mention
<Felony> Ever want to get revenge on those who’ve done such?
<Gargoyle> Ain’t gonna change what they did and t’ankfully I believe in Karma
<Felony> It won’t change what they did but they’ll think twice before crossing you again. ::smirks:: Karma… how cute.
<Gargoyle> ::chuckles:: Why bother breakin’ their legs and goin’ ta jail for it, when I can let the universe do it for me
<Felony> It’s more satisfactory. Especially if you aren’t caught. ::grins::
<Gargoyle> Besides, I like ta be the bigger man in that sorta fin’
<Felony> ::just shakes her head, chuckling::