2010-02-26

<Joseph_Forge> 4GO FOR THE GOLD!!! AND DISNEYLAND!
<McGrath> ((This is all I know of the Olympics: http://i.imgur.com/SsrZa.jpg ))
<Fletch_Ryder> ((XD!! I shoulda’ ran the circuit in slalom sledding. I coulda’ been a contenda’))
<Felina_Feral> ::soooooo needs to speak to her uncle! uh… perhaps this is some time passing so Fletch and Storm can have left her office now as the Stormmun isn’t here::
<Joseph_Forge> ((::diiies picture!::))
<Fletch_Ryder> ::sounds a’ight. am I wit’chu?::
<Joseph_Forge> ::im! somewhere! XD  um….mun will figure it out shortly::
<Felina_Feral> ((::dead:: That is the most IGNORANT thing… they won’t have Baseball in the Olympics but they’ll have THIS? :PPP ))
<Felina_Feral> ((“What is your major life goal?” “To be gold in curling!” “… so you want to be a beautician?”))
<Fletch_Ryder> ((Hey! Cat curling is the *future!* You need to deal. :[))
<Fletch_Ryder> ((lol!!))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::dying::))
<Felina_Feral> ::sure you cans be! and Joe too maybe? as he knows what is going down?::
<Joseph_Forge> ::he does? LOL! I don’t think mun is even up to date on whats gone down…..so yeah…um….::
<Joseph_Forge> ::go ahead without him! mun will jump in somewhere!::
<Felina_Feral> ::kk! knock knock on Feral’s doooor if anyone wants to be him?::
<Fletch_Ryder> ((<Shade’n Joe> ::meanwhile, as Megakat City is invaded, are jump-roping on the street corner:: “how many kisses did it take! 1, 2, 3-”))
<Fletch_Ryder> ::is with Felina, knockin’ on heaven’s door.. sorta::
<Joseph_Forge> ((::Diiies!::))
<Felina_Feral> ((LOL!))
<Felina_Feral> <meanwhile…> ::down at the MBI… in the storage room… that teleportation device begins to shake a bit.  door frame of it sparks a couple times as if trying to form a doorway::
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> ::well mun’ll handle him:: Enter! <Felina> ::opens door and motions for Fletch to go on in first::
* McGrath is now known as Jack_Spinner
<Joseph_Forge> ::just happens to be walking back by the storage room. walking past it then pauses, backing up some to look at the door::
<Fletch_Ryder> ::enters the big plush office:: Sir. ::salute::
<Felina_Feral> <teleportation device> ::sparks a couple more times and slowly a doorway formsas a code is entered on its own accord. Realm of Fire seen on the otherside.::
<Jack_Spinner> ((<Joe> :: sighs, goes to call IT ::))
<Joseph_Forge> ::Frowns:: Oh well thats just not good.  ::tries to get down there to that device to try and get it shut off::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::in the armory, doing a stock of inventory::
<Felina_Feral> ::salutes as well once both are in:: <Feral> ::looks up at both of them from his desk:: This had better be good, I had to cancel an important meeting this afternoon.  <Felina> I assure you it is.  Ryder, explain the situation at hand.
<Jack_Spinner> ((<Joe> :: seeing a blinking error on the display :: PC Load Letter? What the heck does that mean? ))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::DIIIIES!:: <Joe> ::puts in a help desk ticket as they do at mun’s work.  :: <email> To: Help desk Description: Portal thingy is glowing and shaking. Can see doom on the other side of the light. Please help ASAP.  Here is a screen shot of what it is doing. ))
<Fletch_Ryder> ::nods at Felina, turning fulling to Feral:: Sir, we have a dire situation about to unfold. Agents from the MBI have alerted us to a powerful demon presence about to be unleashed on the city. A full-on attack is imminent at any give moment.
<Fletch_Ryder> ::^given::
<Felina_Feral> <Prot possessed Swytch> ::regular kat size, enters through the doorway. crown shrunk with her, perched on her head. one eye glows orange, other blue. wearing long black dress and golden armbands. speaks with what sounds like both she-kats’ voices:: Do not bother, Joseph… I am able to open a doorway whenever I choose with this device.
<Fletch_Ryder> ((lol!! <IT guy> ::stands in front of shaking porta, sipping coffee, and scratching nose:: Did you try rebooting? <Joe> Yes. <IT Guy> Did you unplug it? <Joe> ::mrr::))
<Joseph_Forge> ::stops midway down the stars and frowns:: oh man.  And here I thought today was gonna be a good day.
<Joseph_Forge> ((::Dead!::))
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> ::scowls his typical Feral scowl:: What proof do you have of this?
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::laughs and points a finger at him, attempting to send a small zap towards him to knock him back some:: It will be a good day… for ME!!
<Joseph_Forge> ((<IT Guy> So what exactly was it doing? <Joe> it was glowing and shaking and I saw the realm of fire.  <IT Guy> were all the lights on the panel? <Joe> Yes. <IT Guy> Was light two lit up? <Joe> Yes.  <IT Guy> All four were lit up? <Joe> I SAID YES! AND NO I WILL NOT RESTART IT AGAIN!))
<Fletch_Ryder> Eyewitness accounts from reputable agents, experience in this sort of supernatural phenomena. Sir.
<Joseph_Forge> :;is zappied! knocked back onto his back! owie! wincing:: Ouch……
<Fletch_Ryder> ((lol!!))
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::walks past him and exits the storage room:: Now to begin opening portals all over this world so that I may finally conquer it!  <teleporter> ::doorway to it closes behind her:: <ProtSwytch> ::heading for basement stairs to exit::
<Felina_Feral> ((::dies both!::))
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> How much time do we have?
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> ::needs more than “any given moment” XD::
<Joseph_Forge> ::willl turn and tries to grab at her ankle when she passes by to jerk her back down the stairs:: Oh not today!
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::ears perk, catching sound of talking and zappage:: Uh oh. ::takes larger laser rifle, poking head out of armory. grrs seeing ProtSwytch acsending the stairs::
<Fletch_Ryder> That’s unknown, but they very likely are already on their way.
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> ::standing:: Know where the starting point will be?  I’ll need to know to where I should send my men.
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::ankle missed but he grabs that dress trailing behind her. growls as she’s pulled back:: You DARE try and stop me?! ::laughs and forms an energy ball in her hand, ready to toss at Joe!::
<Fletch_Ryder> ::silent a moment, considering:: I would set up your primary perimeter around the MBI.
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> The MBI?
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Back off, sister! ::fires a blast at her hands there::
<Joseph_Forge> Possibly.  ::tries to give her dress a hard tug when Shade fires that shot!::
<Fletch_Ryder> There must be some way that they’ve been able to cross dimensions to garner this intel. And if the leader is aware of their meddling, that would be my guess of where they would strike first.
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch>::hands blasted which diverts the energy ball to fly over Joe’s head. she laughs as her hands heal up:: Puny insect biologicals!! ::flames up her body and dress::
<Joseph_Forge> crud! ::scrambles to get up now and get away from that flamey woman!:: Get ‘er, Ringo!
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Forge! Get outta’ there! ::fires rapidly at her, sure it will be absorbed::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Hertz> Hey! What have I told you about burning popcorn near the vents!! The stink filters everywhere! ::yelling from atop the stairs::
<Joseph_Forge> ::will try to hurry and get outta there!  ::
<Felina_Feral> ((LOL! Hertz XD))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::snorks at Hertz::))
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::forms a shield of energy around herself which absorbs the shots fired as she begins her ascent up the stairs anew:: I will come back for you later… your time will come soon enough!
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>::myeh for fun will be arriving to work! going to sign in at the front desk::
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> Very well. I will get my men on high alert, concentrating on the MBI’s building.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Don’t leave the party just yet, Protocol! ::rips a grenade pin out, and chucks up at the top of the stairs:: <Hertz> Ow! ::plunked on the head:: O_O!! AAAAHHHH!! ::runs away into the hall::
<Felina_Feral> ((LOL!!))
<Joseph_Forge> ::takes off running outta there! oh yes…Mark’s gonna kill us. his whole building is gonna be kablooey!::
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::catches it after it bounces from Hertz’ head XD it explodes, blasting the hall and knocking the door off its hinges… cloud of smoke there::
<Fletch_Ryder> ::nods:: Very good, sir. And I’d like to go with that preliminary force.
<Jack_Spinner> :: knocked out of his cot as a wall of his cell partially collapses in ::
<Joseph_Forge> ::is knocked down out in the hallway. bits of the walls and such falling around, covering his head as it does as to not get KO’d. ::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::levels rifle, waiting for the debris cloud to clear, eyes narrowed::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>:;meeps! loud explosion! frowns and takes off for the direction3 from which it came!::
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> Granted.  You lead those going to the MBI.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Hertz> ::can be found sprawled on the floor, dusty with debris:: urgh…!
<Fletch_Ryder> ::nods, waiting to be dismissed::
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer Sedan> :: driving by, pauses at the explosion, calls it in ::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>::goes help Hertz up:: hertz? Did you blow up the microvave?
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::moved on down the hall lol she’s one tough nut to crack it seems! entering the lobby so when the smoke clears won’t immediately be seen. walking past Tessie::
<Felina_Feral> ((Tessie and Hertz^))
<Fletch_Ryder> <Hertz> ::weak cough:: Not this time, Tessie! Someone’s on fire in the basement, then Shade threw a grenade at meeheee! ::tearing up::
<Felina_Feral> <Feral> Felina, gather our airforces. <Felina> Yes sir. <Feral> Both dismissed.
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>::frowns at that:: Oh dear. ::helps him up. she able to See ProtSwytch or not?::
<Felina_Feral> <ProtSwytch> ::yeps! heading out front door XD::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Dangit! ::seeing the stairway broken, but clear of Protswytch. gathers up a duffel loaded with more explosives and firepower, before taking off up the stairs::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>::then notices her:: hey! Stop right there! :;leggos Hertz and goes after her::
<Jack_Spinner> :: pushes way though the wall, shoving aside debris, stumbling into the hall just as Shade goes by ::
<Fletch_Ryder> ::salutes, turning on his heels, and immediately radioing for ground troops to scramble::
<Joseph_Forge> :;will get up and dust himself off. will get his radio:: Any available agents please report to the MBI now.  We have a big problem.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Hertz> Eeee! ::sees ProtSwytch as well, and flops back over as he’s leggo::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::getting up to the hall, sees Spinner, leveling gun:: Which way did she go?
<Jack_Spinner> Uh… who? :: sniffs the air :: Are you having a barbecue?
* Felina_Feral is now known as ProtSwytch
<ProtSwytch> <Felina> ::likewise exits:: Good luck, Ryder. ::turning opposite way of hall::
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer 1> :: exits sedan, walking up to the MBI just as Swytch exist :: You there! What’s going on in there?
<ProtSwytch> ::on the MBI steps when Tessie heads after:: Do not interfere… your kind will be spared.
<Fletch_Ryder> ::nods:: You too, Lieutenant. ::into radio:: Yes, I want the tanks. Get me every scrap of ground unit you can. This is not a drill, kats.
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>:;blinks:: my kind? ::Frowns: I said stop! ::forming an energy ball to throw in front of her to try and get her to stop::
<Joseph_Forge> ::will be heading towards where ProtSwytch is!::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Swytch. Well, more accurately, Protocol in Swytch’s body. It’s like, Swytchocol.
<Jack_Spinner> :: laughs :: Well, good luck with that :: starts to walk away ::
<Joseph_Forge> ((::diiiies!:: <Swytchocol> ::is the latest and greatest cold medicine!  its SHOCKINGLY good!::))
<ProtSwytch> ((::diiies::))
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Hold up a sec. ::striding up to him:: You know better than the rest of us what that kinda’ merged power could mean for this world. You spent a lot of time devoted to destroying both their kinds, now how can we do it?
<ProtSwytch> ::at the bottom when sees the blast land in front of her. turns to the Enforcer there:: Yes your kind, Cyberkat. ::not looking at Tessie. forms fireball in a hand:: Begone puny biological guard!!
<Fletch_Ryder> ((lol!! <Steele> I enjoy a cool Swytchocol by the pool. <Joe> I enjoy my Swytchocol lukewarm, with a little rubble mixed in. <Shade> My Swytchocol’s always shaken, and stirred, and exploding. <ProtSwytch> -_-; I hate this place.))
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer> :: takes a step back, reaching for sidearm ::
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie> Don’t you do it! ::runs to try and push ProtSwytch away so she can’t harm the guard::
<Joseph_Forge> ((::diiiiies!::))
<ProtSwytch> ((::dead!::))
<Jack_Spinner> You want my help?
<Fletch_Ryder> ::busy at Enforcer HQ, still scrambling tanks and more squad cars::
<ProtSwytch> ::throws fireball before pushed away! growls and attempts to backhand Tessie:: Out of the way you fool!
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie>::yes can be backhanded! stumbling back! growls now at ProtSwytch:: You will not harm anyone.  I will not allow you to do so.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Let’s put it this way. You can either help us, or face a fiery finish with the like of her kind.
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer> :: runs away, calling into his radio for backup ::
<Jack_Spinner> Well, when you put it that way… :: scratches chin :: You got a car?
<Fletch_Ryder> ((<Spinner> I’ve been planting small sno-cone shacks across the country for the last decade in anticipation of this very moment. I’ll take my chances there. <Shade> … You got cherry?))
<Joseph_Forge> ((::diiies!::))
<Fletch_Ryder> ::gets radio message from Enforcer already on the scene:: Back-up units en route. Enforcers, pull-out! ::tanks be rollin’ down to the MBI::
<ProtSwytch> Then you shall perish with the rest of them!
<Fletch_Ryder> ((<Sergeant> ::mutter grumbles:: No good Ryder. Stealing my screen time in the tank.))
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer Choppers> :: arrive on the scene first, hovering above the MBI ::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Of course. ::whipping out keys to the MBI squadcar:: Where are we goin’?
<Joseph_Forge> <Tessie> I’d like to see you try. ::eyes flashing a moment::
<Joseph_Forge> ::made his way back to the armory during all of this. heading back out to take up a position with the other enforcers::
<Joseph_Forge> ::Er..wherever the other enforcer was. or whatever!::
* Joseph_Forge is now known as Tessie_Reed
<Jack_Spinner> Megakat Savings and Loan.
<Fletch_Ryder> ((<Entire Enforcer Fleet> ::completely and utterly surround the one ProtSwytch:: <Feral> Okay, even I think this is a bit of over-kill.))
<Tessie_Reed> ((::diiiies!::))
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::racing now through a demolished wall to the parking lot:: Need to make a withdrawal? Don’t think she’ll take bribes to behave, Spinner.
<ProtSwytch> ((LOL!))
<Jack_Spinner> :: follows along :: This is a special withdrawal.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::jumps into drivers seat of sedan:: Fine. Get in. ::starting it up with a massively loud back-fire::
<ProtSwytch> … very well… ::begins to groooow standing at the mammoth sized Swytch height. few cars moved over on the street as she now towers several stories tall between the buildings. cackles an evil laugh::
<ProtSwytch> ((<Jack> It’s for me to fly to a deserted island and let the rest of the world burn.))
<Tessie_Reed> ::eyes widen, stepping back some as she grows!:: oh dear…..::Forms a ball of energy at her as big as she dares to make one and will fling it at her to see if does any damage whatsoever::
<Jack_Spinner> :: gets in the passenger seat, looking out the window in time to see Swytch starting to tower over the buildings :: Might want to drive fast.
<Fletch_Ryder> ::with the calvary, moving in. working the radios with the Sergeant to manuever the ground forces:: What in Paw’s name… ::at ProtSwytch’s growth spurt::
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer Choppers> :: caught by surprise at that, veering away ::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::sees in side-mirror:: Of course. ::squeels out of there, whizzing around the front, avoiding ProtSwytch’s foot as they speed down towards Megakat S&L::
<ProtSwytch> ::growls feeling the sting of Tessie’s blast. tries to stomp on her XD::
<Tessie_Reed> ::eep! will dart outta the way! making a run to duck behind some cars along with Joe:: She is not easy to stop.  <Joe> Tell me about it. I don’t think anything conventional is going to stop her either.
<Jack_Spinner> <Enforcer Choppers> :: open fire, making various laser blast noises , pew pew::
<Fletch_Ryder> All units, open fire! ::tanks likewise open it up on her XD::
<Tessie_Reed> ::perks ears to the others firing. will watch to see if it does anything at all to her::
<Jack_Spinner> :: along for the ride, handing on ::
<Jack_Spinner> :: hanging^::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::grits teeth, veering in between those laser blasts and tanks now, finally making it past the line of fire. spulls on brake to skid into a turn on red, spinning into an open parallel spot in front of Megakat S&L:: Let’s go. ::getting out::
<ProtSwytch> ::sees the tanks now below and grins. attempts to kick one of them out of her way as she makes her way down the street::
<ProtSwytch> ::lasers seemingly having no effect egads!::
<Tessie_Reed> ::ducks outta the way, watching her go on past. wondering now how to stop her! She’s too powerful!::
<Fletch_Ryder> Pull out! Pull out! ::growls as tanks are kicked on top of one another, ending in massive fireballs. yells into radio:: We need fire trucks! Now!
<Jack_Spinner> :: gets out as well, hurrying inside ::
<ProtSwytch> ::is like Godzillah oh nooooez! heading for City Hall it seems::
<Jack_Spinner> <Choppers> :: fly in front of her, firing laser blasts, trying to stop her advancement ::
<Tessie_Reed> ::will stay  back and see what the Enforcers can do!  moving along with them though:: <Joe>:;doing the same though not wasting  bullets at this point::
<Jack_Spinner> <Citizens> :: run screaming, getting out of the way ::
<Fletch_Ryder> ::into radio:: Get me a secondary perimeter set up outside City Hall. That’s where she’s headed. ::rolling in tank after her::
<ProtSwytch> ::swats any nearby choppers like flies as she makes her way along::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Fire Trucks> ::arrive on the scene:: <Fletch> ::hops out of his tank, getting into fire truck:: Get us out ahead of her. ::Firetruck crew, uneasy about this, but does as they’re told, driving to get past ProtSwytch::
<Jack_Spinner> <Choppers> :: several sent careening away, crashing/exploding ::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> We gotta’ hurry! ::following him inside::
<Jack_Spinner> Excuse me :: rushing into the bank and hopping over the counter, startling whoever’s there, heading for the vault ::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::waves badge into anyone and everyone’s face:: It’s alright! MBI! This is an emergency!
<Jack_Spinner> :: makes way to the vault, which is open during business hours, going past the security guard there, going to a large wall of safe deposit boxes ::
<Fletch_Ryder> ::in firetruck, moving precariously under and around ProtSwytch’s rampage:: See that third hydrant on the right? I want this truck hooked up in less than 30 seconds once we stop. <Fire Crew> Uh..!
<ProtSwytch> ((brb!))
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::follows him into the vault:: What is this? I don’t think your lucky dime collection’s gonna’ help us much.
<Jack_Spinner> :: going to a specific one that’s larger than the others and has a digital keypad :: Now, what was that number… :: types in a sequence, and the door unlocks. Slides it out to reveal two soda can sized cylinders in there ::
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::blinks, coming up to the special deposit box, looking in:: Is it.. diet?
<Fletch_Ryder> ((<Spinner> The last soda we’ll ever drink. Cheers! ::guzzles:: <Shade> ::shrugs, guzzles:: Blech! Diet grape!? Seriously??))
<Jack_Spinner> Oh no. This :: holds up one :: Is an anti-enchantiton warhead with adjustable yield. And this :: holds up the other :: Is a phased projectile warhead, also with adjustable yield. Combine these together :: screws one onto the other, combining them, which causes it to activate and have several LEDs light up :: And its the best all-purpose defense we’ve got.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Whoa.. ::mightily impressed, and a little worried now, as this bad boy lights up:: What can this thing do, exactly, and in what range?
<Jack_Spinner> Normally I couldn’t tell you about this, but Swytch’s current state is apparently weakening her magic-enforced contractual agreements.
<Jack_Spinner> It’s harmless to us… but if used on someone as powerful as Swtych, well, don’t really know what will happen.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> I guess it’s the best thing we got against her. I just don’t like the idea of unleashing this on a city where we have magic-friendlies as well. Is there anyway to isolate the blast?
<Jack_Spinner> Can lower the yield, but it may not be as effective against her.
<Jack_Spinner> :: doesn’t really care about any collateral damage :: Time is wasting. We need to get to a deployment system. A tank or fighter jet would work.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> Right. ::gritting teeth:: We’ll need to get to one of those Enforcer jets. Or wait for the Swat Kats to show up.
<Jack_Spinner> The SWAT Kats? :: laughs :: Maybe we should call the circus, too.
<Fletch_Ryder> <Shade> ::growls at his laughing:: Razor’s the best shot in town, any clown knows that, Spinner. And when your packin’ a magic bullet – quite literally – I don’t think we just oughtta’ drop it into the first barrel we find.
<Jack_Spinner> ((<Spinner> Have you ever considered that maybe he’s not that good, but everyone else is just really bad? <Shade> … ))
<Tessie_Reed> ((LOL!))
<Fletch_Ryder> ((lol!!))