A Matter of Protocol, Part 9

<JessieSK> ((RPG ON!))

<JessieSK> ((HA I PULLED THE SWITCH!))
<TrinaSK> ((Fiend! I WANTED TA’ DO IT! ::Wails!::))
<JessieSK> ((okay fine.. :: RPG OFF:: here! do it!))
<DarkKat> ::so holdin’ up Jess! Mwha ha haha! torture youuuuu! ahem. ^_^ holdin’ up needle jez::
<T-BoneSK> ::is letting Razor and his tracking devices lead the way ((and laying a cautionary trail of breadcrumbs, rocks and paint behind them… just in case))::
<JessieSK> :: doesn’t look at the needle:: you’re not gettin’ me Dark Kat.. you know it….. ::keeping her tone straight….has calmed down slightly after whatever she’s been injected with at first::
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD T-Bone!!!:: <Dk> why’s my lair pink? ))
<TrinaSK> ((DEADDEAD!!))
<DarkKat> ((::diiies::))
<DarkKat> ::chuckles with a Dark Chuckle ™ ((just for Matterz! ;D)):: Well after I’m through with you, I won’t have the chance to get to know you… as if I wanted. But I’ll give you one last chance… Work for me, or else.
<Shrapnel> :: u hm getting the people together..cleared out the MBI sees that it’s safe now.. runs into Shade?::
<RazorSK> ((<Jessie> Or else what? <Dark Kat> I’ll sit on you! <Jessie> Pshaw! <Dark Kat> I’ll sit on your brother? <Jessie> Ha! <Dark Kat> I’ll sit on your boyfriend? <Jessie> FIEND!!! ::breaks outta the chains, attack!!::))
<JessieSK> :: looks up at him, still a defiant look in her eyes and etc.. classic Jessie:: never….. :: low tone::
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<ShadeSK> ::sees Shrap:: Hey, what’s going on?
<DarkKat> ((::diies ew!::))
<JessieSK> ((she would..))
<Shrapnel> I’m not too sure.. Dark Kat sent a bomb our way….but that’s been averted… c’mon lets check the systems and the building for any damage….
<DarkKat> ::grrrs! Hates not getting what he wants! still holding her up by one arm, needle in the other, decides to try and persuade her in the usual villain manner. shakes Jess a bit and throws her across the room to a wall (iffan that’s okiee, tryin’ not to be too forced actiony over here )):: I had you in my employment once! I’ll have you again!
<ShadeSK> Jeez!! ::runs inside, following Shrap:: I hope the refrigerators still working!
<RazorSK> ::pauses:: Heat signal’s getting stronger…
<RazorSK> ((<Furklaw> ::hears this, runs after Shade:: Touch the donuts and a bomb will be a minimal thing!))
<JessieSK> :: is thrown… why do they all do that??, is dazed…. :: ow…. :: looks up at ‘im:: not this time Dark Kat…. :: forces herself up to her feet, tad shaky but hey::
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol))
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> it will.. you better believe him! we fight all the time….. <Shade> :: blink blink::))
<T-BoneSK> Good….
<DarkKat> ::hands the needle to Prot:: <Protocol>::still wants to be the one to kick her bootah! bosses get all the fun! >.<! backs out of the way:: <DK>::walks/stomps over to her, leans over to try and give her a chop across the face::
<Shrapnel> :: starts checking up the systems, mainly the CyberKat et all…..doesn’t worry about food much.. donuts can live a tad w.o fridge…..::
<JessieSK> :: slips outta the way; look sup at him, if looks could kill DK would be dead twice over now::
<T-BoneSK> ((<Furklaw> DONUTS FIRST!))
<RazorSK> It’s right behind… ::walks up, feels around:: This wall. You wanna blow it in, or me?
<ShadeSK> East section registering normal.
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!))
<DarkKat> Gnar! ::tries to reach out and grab her again with both his big uglah paws!::
<T-BoneSK> ::raises his g-trix, pauses:: Uhm… Razor… Is it a kat-sized heat source or a lake of lava type heat source?
<JessieSK> :: issa grabbed, again:: OY!
<RazorSK> ::looks at him:: With Dark Kat, how can you tell?
<Shrapnel> noted….. everything looks fine here…aside a few mishaps which can be dealt with quickly::
<T-BoneSK> Well, true… Alright… here’s hoping… ::fires at the wall::
<RazorSK> ::readies his G-Trix, ready to run in::
<JessieSK> ((<T-Bone > naw it’s just Dark Kat he’s had too much chili peppers….. <Razor> :: blink blinks::))
<RazorSK> ((::FLOPS BACK!::))
<DarkKat> ::pulls her up to his face:: Enough of this! Protocol, give me the needle! <Prot>::runs over, hands it to DK::<take the needle, give me the needle make up yer mind!>
<DarkKat> ((::dies:: <DK>::uses Dark Mints! ™::))
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<ShadeSK> ::nods, returning vision back to screen:: Seems like we’ve got a small gas leak in the basement…we have a basement?
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> what am I a slave? <DK> YES! <Prot> oh…. ))
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> we do now..))
<DarkKat> ((::laughs!::))
<RazorSK> ::SK’s run in, or wazz de’ case?::
<T-BoneSK> ((::dying::))
<JessieSK> :: is pulled up to ‘is face; oh der.. THIS will bring back nightmares….:: You’re not gettin’ me Dark Kat..
<Shrapnel> yeah…. lets go have a look at it… L:: hopes there’s no water there::
<DarkKat> ::yes when SKs enter says:: If I can’t have you… ::holds her with one paw, then raises needle to her arm with the other:: then no one will! ::stabby Jess with the needle!::
<RazorSK> ::tackles Dark Kat!!!!!::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> These gas masks are seriously messin’ with the hair! <Shrap> …))
<MattSK> ((<T-Bone> :: runs in :: <Razor> :: runs in :: <N’other SK> :: runs in :: <Both SK’s> Who are you? <3rd SK> I am Tay-zor! The Third SWAT Kat! I am here to boost the ratings and create another marketing franchise :: beaming :: <TB and Razor> :: both sigh :: <Razor> We shouldn’t of sold our share ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Jess> ::is luckily saved by DK’s brutality… he jabbed it in her head.. which as we all know is hard as a rock::))
<JessieSK> :: blinks as is stabbed with needle, eyes widen::
<RazorSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEADDEADMATTSHADEANDTBONE!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::tackles DK too::
<DarkKat> ((::dyyying can’t type!::))
<DarkKat> ::gah Tackled!!! drops Jessie ‘n the empty needle!::
<DarkKat> (((::dying Tay-zor has to draw that! OMG!!!::))
<RazorSK> YOU CREEP!! ::punch DK inna face:
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> ::re-that multi SK gag:: :: blink blinks:: I’m seeing double…. ))
<DarkKat> (( <Tay-zor>::is also a female sk! Yeah and her flight suit probably all tight and crud too!:: ))
<RazorSK> ((::DYING as well!!:: So, if he’s Tay-zor, he uses a taser assa weapon? ::BEAM, DRUMROLLCRASH::))
<JessieSK> ((DEAD))
<JessieSK> :: issa dropped….. stays onna ground, her system fighting off the drug……::
<DarkKat> ::punched, growls, tries to grab Razor’s fist and kick T-Bone offa him at the same time!::
<Prot> HEY! ::tries to zap T-Bone and or Razor!::
<RazorSK> ::issa zapped::
<MattSK> ((<DK> :: shaking his leg as if to dislodge a K9 :: Argh! get off you little pest!))
<T-BoneSK> ::slugs Dark Kat right before he gets kicked, saving him from a zap, but kicking hurts too!::
<ShadeSK> ((<Tay-zor> I was once an American Gladiator, now I fight crime.))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<DarkKat> ((::snort dyying at it all::))
<JessieSK> :: shakes her head…..forces herself up to ‘er feet drugged or not….tries to make her way to a control panel to get s’thing to kick DK’s hiney::
<RazorSK> ::gets rammed into the wall by blast::
<DarkKat> ::stands up now shoving Razor off:: Watch it you fool! You almost got me too! <Prot>::grrrs, chases after T-Bone with a few bolts flying towards him::
<MattSK> ((<Tay-zor> I was once your local neighborhood postkat, but a series of events unfolded that got me fired from my federal civil service so I became a vigilante, I am now known as :: dramatic pause plus special lighting effects :: The Mailman ))
<RazorSK> :;shakes his head, runs to Jessie:: Jess?
<RazorSK> ((OHSODEADMATT!!!::))
<DarkKat> ((::DEAD!::))
<JessieSK> :: gets to one… as things start going outta focus….:: wha…. :: crumples to the floor….is awake tho’::
*** MattSK is now known as Creepling1
<RazorSK> Jessie??? ::holding her:: Jessie…
<JessieSK> ((Demotion Matt huh? ))
<T-BoneSK> ::dodges and rolls::
<ShadeSK> ((<Carl Malone> Hey man!! I’m The Mailman!!))
<T-BoneSK> ((::SOOOOODEADMATT!::))
<DarkKat> ::stands oh yes thanks Mattmun! points to Razor:: Get him my creeplings!
<Creepling1> :: are hanging out in the Creepling lounge, awaiting orders ::
<Creepling1> ((<Jess> Or promotion, depending on how you look at it ))
<RazorSK> ((Creepling lounge? <Creeplings> ::sigh, drop their poker cards and coffee and go charge and yadda::))
<JessieSK> :: blink blinks, gets herself focused:: ‘m…fine….
<JessieSK> ((Oxymoron — “harmless weapons” ))
<Creepling1> :: descend from the ceiling, chittering and yelling obscenities in Creepling-ese ::
<Prot>::gnars, gets closer to T-Bone, forms an energy ball, tosses it at him::
<DarkKat> ((::dies Razor::))
<RazorSK> You’re poisoned… I just know it… Hang tight… ::blinks at the creeplings:: Oh, for Pete’s sake…
<JessieSK> ((<Creepling> <bladt e’m!!! they always mess up my sleep! I need my beauty sleep! lookit how the rest of ‘em look! I don’t wanna look like THAAT!>))
<Creepling1> :: latches onto Razor’s head, starts headbutting him ::
<T-BoneSK> ::ducks in time not to loose his head, fires a foam bomb back at her::
<RazorSK> ::at Creepling headbutting him, taps him on the back lightly:: You do realize I’m wearing a helmet and that it’s protecting my cranium, right?
<DarkKat> ((::laughs Jess!::))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!))
<T-BoneSK> ((::SOOODEAD Razor::))
<JessieSK> :: shakes her head, fighting to get her vision focused et all….. :: I’m.. no… :: looks up at panel, growls….reaches up to tap random buttons no idea what that does as she can’t see ‘em but hopes it’ll do something::
<Creepling1> :: bites Razor’s finger, and looses some teeth in the process ::
<ShadeSK> ::down in the basement, where it’s dark and scary:: …Forgot the flashlight, I’ll be back.
<Prot> O_O! ::wark leaps backwards getting foamed, grrrs can’t go acoherent now, much less try her powers ATM.::
<JessieSK> ((<DK> naw they’re just there for decor!))
<Shrapnel> uhm.. :: is inna basement with Shade.. fixing the gas leak?::
<RazorSK> And, that’s my glovatrix hand… ::as he gets bitten:: You’re new here, aren’t you?
<T-BoneSK> Yes! ::starts to fire a net, then gasps and has to dodge a blast from the security system Jessie just activated::
<DarkKat> ::meanwhile he walks over to her to keep her from meddling with his Dark Stuff ™ attempts to grab her by the back of her shirt:: And what do you think YOU’RE doing?!
<RazorSK> ::runs to tackle Dark Kat a second time at that::
<JessieSK> Oops… :: issa grabbed:: Augh….
<DarkKat> ::tackled with Jess! Whuh oh drops her and might land on top of her! Squishy squishy! XD::
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> the way I look at it I’m HELPING you you moron! <DK> oh.. carry on then… <Jess> :: type type, self destructs the base:: <DK> CLAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Jess> just like Feral… wonder if they’re related! ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Jessie> ::gets loose in the Dark Lair, proceeds to put Kool-Aid in the Dark Pool and Clorox on the Dark Robes, then breaks the Dark Vacuum Cleaner and Dark Microwave and just generally destroys all the Dark Stuff::))
<JessieSK> ((DEADDDEAD))
<DarkKat> ((::diiiies both!::))
<RazorSK> ::head locks him:: LET… HER… GO!
<RazorSK> ((SOOOODEAD!!!))
<Prot>::dodges a few blasts too:: What the blazes?!
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::is dodging blasts left and right, trying to find the source::
<JessieSK> :: is dropped again, blinks blinks a few times, takes in a few breaths, is soooo not feeling well right now. just lies there looking up at the ceiling but not really focusing on anything::
<Trina> ::making her way down to the Basement witha flashlight:: What’s going on down here?
<DarkKat> ::gaaaah dunna pull off mah skull heayud! chokes tries to dig his claws into Razor’s arms to make him let go, Letting Jessie fall::
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> Dang you’re even clutzier than Jason! he dropped me once.. you dropped me thrice onna same day! ))
<RazorSK> ::keeps his grip, snarling::
<Shrapnel> just a gas leak… hope it’s nothing …. dangerous….
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD!:: He didn’t drop her on purpose!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Trina> oh no its the lunatic gas! don’t let it get out! ))
<JessieSK> ((who? Jase or DK? ))
<Trina> Oh, that sound comforting…
<RazorSK> ((Jase))
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> ::starts laughing insanely:: W-Wait!! It’s laughing gas??))
<Creepling1> ((<Trina> No! It’s the sanity gas! :: hisses, cringes like a vampire that’s just seen a cross::))
<RazorSK> ((::DEADDEADSHADE!!::))
<Prot>::leaps back, warks hitting up against T-Bone:: Out of my way! ::almost goes to shock him, but still covered with some foam::
<Shrapnel> I’m not exactly… an expert in gasses, Aunt Trina….
<RazorSK> ((SODEADMATT!))
<DarkKat> ((::dyyying::))
<ShadeSK> …you, do know how to fix a gas leak, though, right?
<Creepling1> ((<Shrap> Yeah, you’ll have to ask Manx about that kinda stuff ))
<JessieSK> ((oh.. Jase… well yeah but I just couldn’t resist.. ))
<DarkKat> ::steps backwards with Razor on ‘im, tries to slam his back against the wall to try ‘n crush Razor::
<T-BoneSK> Hey, Lady, it’s not my fault. ::finally seeing one gun, shoots at it::
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> oh sure Martha Steward did that on TV a few times!))
<Trina> ::has her mouth covered, looking around for that leak::
<Shrapnel> there…. :: nods to Shade as in “yeah I can” makes his way there::
<RazorSK> ::leaps up, clings to the ceiling as DK backs up::
<Creepling1> <Spot DK hit> :: gets obliterated ::
<Trina> How bad is it?
<DarkKat> Oof! ::slams against the wall grrs, holds his throat glad to breathe.:: Creeplings!! Get him!! ::dang gummit quit playin’ gin rummy!::
<JessieSK> :: is still onna floor… not doing anything much…. don’t any Creeplings get any ideas to go play with her now! ::
<DarkKat> ((::laughs Matt::))
<RazorSK> ((DEADDK!!))
<Prot>::if the creeplings don’t, she will. <eg>::
<RazorSK> ::fires blasts at Creeplings::
<Shrapnel> not too bad…. just a little crack in a pipe….. :: looks at it::
<ShadeSK> Hey, as long as we don’t make any sparks, I think we’re okay…
<T-BoneSK> ::finally gets a clear shot at the control panel and uses his last real missile on it::
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> woooooooooooooooow… steam… :: mesmerized::))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!!))
<Creeplings> :: some get hit, but most just avalanche onto Razor like snow comin’ down a mountain ::
<Prot>::lets T-Bone mess with the security guns, makes her way to Jess slowly, still shaking off the foam::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> Shrap!! Put your mask back on!))
<RazorSK> ::fights them off as best he can::
<DarkKat> (((::dead!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Shrap> Oh, good… ::nervously goes to form an energy ball:: <Trina> Shrap! No! ::some minutes later, all are charred:: <Shade> Smooooth move…))
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> My hair…is ruined…))
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> wait steam’s just another term for water! :: squeal:: SAVE ME! ::jumps into Trina’s arms::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Creeplings> :: all get under him and as a group lift him up and start carin’ him to a uh…ledge that leads into a uh…hole, a BIG hole ::
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!!))
<DarkKat> (((::dies mawww cute ^_^::))
<JessieSK> ((<after the blast> ::the only thing left uncharred is Shade’s hair…. ::))
<DarkKat> <Big Dark Hole ™>
<T-BoneSK> ((::dying::))
<Creeplings> <Big Dark *Scary* Hole(c)>
<RazorSK> ((<Trina> ::backs up as she tries to hold Shrap:: What is it with guys leaping into my arms? I mean, first Leo, then Shrap… ::lets him go:: <Shade> ::leaps into her arms at that:: Shall we have dinner sometime? <Trina> ::sighs, drops him::))
<Shrapnel> but gotta use the old fashioned way.. I don’t want to set off a spark and have dad skin me alive if the MBI goes sky high
<DarkKat> ((::diies:: <Leo>::still stuck in Shade’s hair, is unharmed too:: Well, guess this has SOME advantages! ))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL!!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<RazorSK> ((::SODEAD!::))
<JessieSK> :: is there.. not moving much….. fighting off the chemical or whatever she was injected with…..::
<T-BoneSK> ::takes out a lot of machinery, makes the lights flicker… and gets the guns to stop! Whoo!::
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<RazorSK> ::fighting off more creeplings… mmm hmm::
<ShadeSK> Okay, I’ve got the duck tape…::hands it to Shrap::
<Protocol>::reaches down and grabs up Jess:: Not feeling well, kitten?
<Shrapnel> ::nods:: thanks….
<T-BoneSK> ::now freed, charges the creeplings around Razor, kicking and punching wildly::
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> now lesse.. how did Martha do it? ))
<RazorSK> ((<Shrap> ::takes “duck” tape:: <Tape> QUACK!!! <Shrap> You know… we do need insurance, lieutenant… <Trina> Where can we get it? <Tape> AFLAK!))
<Creeplings> :: get flung off, flyin’ in all directions, kinda like when a lawnmower goes thru some really tall grass ::
<DarkKat> ::woo hoo! his creeplings make a good distraction! motions to Prot to get Jess outta there for him as he slowly slinks away::
<RazorSK> Thanks, buddy… ::leaps down::
<DarkKat> (((::DIIIIESINGRAVE:: ))
<JessieSK> ::slowly turns ‘er head to look up at Prot:: you’re here to taunt or what?
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADSAGE!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> lets see.. the foot bone connected to the leg bone the leg bone connected to this other funny lookin’ bone.. <Shade> is he always like this? <Trina> no but you get used to it do you don’t even notice))
<T-BoneSK> ::grabs the last creepling and throws it like a football::
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> You okay, bud?
<RazorSK> Where’s Jessie!?
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> ::looks around quickly::
<Shrapnel> :: starts fixing it:: eew… I hope this won’t turn into water……
<Prot>::dragging Jess off:: More than that, Miss Clawson.
<Trina> Doubtful… Unless you hit a water pipe…
<RazorSK> ::spies Prot?::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> Ow! Wait!! That’s my hair!!))
<RazorSK> ((<Shrap> That’s your hair?! Man… all that gel’s making it feel… gassy…?))
<T-BoneSK> ((::dying, thought Prot was dragging Jess by her hair:: <Prot> ::goes for the cavekat method, clubs Jess and drags her away by her hair::))
<JessieSK> :: is getting dragged off now… oh joy…..can’t do much to fight ‘er off:: leggo……:: blinks::
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> :: as long as they’re not dragging her by her guns she’s fine….))
<DarkKat> ::makes his way to the Doomsday Express or what not:: <Prot>::mmmm thinks so yep! almost out the door of lair! with Jess over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes!::
<Creeplings> :: gets thrown off somehow and manages to bonk its head on the *”menacing evil robot in the corner awaiting orders of destruction that’s only used as a last resort ™”* thing, and goes unconscious ::
<RazorSK> ((DEADDEAD!!))
<DarkKat> ((::dies::))
<Shrapnel> :: shudder:: if I do promise to take care of my molecules… :: is half kidding knows no harm done whilst he’s not acoherent but still edgy around water::
<RazorSK> Let her go! ::runs after Prot::
<T-BoneSK> ::charges after him::
<Trina> ::sighs::
<Shrapnel> CyberKat checks out okay aside a few glitches in the systems which I don’t think will be a problem to us….. :: as he fixes::
<Trina> Right.
<JessieSK> ((<Jase> ::to Trina:: no you know how I felt in the 70′s? <Trina> I was never afraid of water! <Jase> no but you were afraid of sunlight……<Trina> was not! <Jase> uh-huh))
<DarkKat> ::hops in ship shuts door before Prot gets in:: Take care of her! Make sure Clawson dies! <Prot> Of all the- O.o! ::turns to see them heading towards her!:: <DK>::takes off buh byeeee!::
<MainFrame> :: was inna ship with DK, sniggers to himself::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> Now, now, children!))
<DarkKat> <Prot>::would shake fist at MF if she saw that ;D::
<JessieSK> ((<DK> ::hops in the ship:: <Ship> ::falls out of the sky:: <DK> <oops……> ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<MF> ::squishes snout against window and makes faces::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD Jess!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<Protocol> ((::diiies both::))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL))
<Shrapnel> what’s happened with the other bomb? :: knows there were two or so::
<RazorSK> ((DEADDEADDEAD!!))
<Protocol> ::so has Jess, backs up from T-Bone and Razor:: Eh heh, now now ol chaps…
<Trina> It was supposed to nail Enforcer HQ… Never got there…
<T-BoneSK> ((<Trina> It’s still flying… We think it’s just going to hit Bill Gates’ place, so no one’s too concerned.))
<Protocol> ::grrs, wonders if she has enough energy to use and still be alright to fight both them off::
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> Put… her… down…
<Shrapnel> but.. the SK’s were here.. don’t tell me Enforcers took care of their own probs for once..
<RazorSK> ::growls:: Let her go.
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<JessieSK> ::issa awake…. woozy but awake……:: you ‘eard ‘em…. :: tries to deck Prot one way or the other….::
<Creeplings> ((<Prot> MWAHAHAHA! I’m evil and I’m English! :: laughs, then pauses :: Hrm, time for tea, be right back!))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Shrapnel> oh.. well… get all his money first! that way we can buy more donuts! <Trina> SHRAAAAP! <Shrap> what? ))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!))
<Protocol> Oh you don’t want this ‘ol thing now… she’s about to croak any- )O.o! ::decked by miz Jess, drops/throws her down::
<Protocol> (((::dies::))
<ShadeSK> Whoa, whoa, you mean there are more bombs out there?
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEADProtShrap!::))
<RazorSK> ((<Jess> I’m getting better! <Pro> Oh, you’re not fooling anyone. You’ll be stone dead inna moment!))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> HAH! I may feel like a sack of potatoes but I don’t fight like one! HAH! <Prot> owwie….))
<T-BoneSK> What do you mean by that?
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> ((::dying XD::))
<Trina> With Dark Kat, it wouldn’t surprise me.
<JessieSK> :: dropped… AGAIN! what is this official Jessie dropping week? ….. ::
<Shrapnel> ::nods:: yeah knowing him he’d have a spare somewhere….
<Protocol> Whot do you THINK I mean you bloody vigilante! ::gives Jess a swift kick to the side! GRRR!::
<Creeplings> ((<Dark Kat> I have many bombs! :: drunken Russian slur to his voice:: I dunno where they all are…))
<Protocol> ((::dies!::))
<RazorSK> ::takes a step forward, G-Trix aimed::
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!))
<T-BoneSK> ::growls, for once, wishes he was a C-Kat again::
<JessieSK> :: is kicked, gets out a small shout of pain…immune system’s prolly weakened::
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!:: <DK> I think I’m sitting on one… ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Bone> Okay, lady, you asked for it. ::puts fingers in mouth and whistles:: <Static> ::appears:: <T-Bone> ::points to Prot:: I saw her kissing Matrix in the hall earlier.))
<RazorSK> ((DEADDEDADEADEADTB!!!))
<Protocol> ((::diiies:: <Prot> NOOOOOOO! ::gets on knees:: Alright Alright! I’ll tell you EVERYTHING!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!:: <T-Bone> oh and she’s done something to your mom…. <Jess> <suuure put me second…>))
<RazorSK> ((oooo…. I think you should bring Stats in… ::evil grin::))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!))
<Creeplings> ((<Jess> What’s this strange new sensation that I’m feeling? <Razor> It’s called pain, Jess <Jess> Oh, so *that’s* what it feels like))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<T-BoneSK> <::just in case,…. contacts Matrix, Jess may need some C-Kat help as it is::>
<RazorSK> Let her go… now… ::gently::
<Protocol> ::makes sure she’s gotten all the foam offa herself:: Oh be quiet! I’m not telling you a bloody thing! ::paws crackle with electric energy::
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> it… hurts… <Razor> it’s supposed to! <Jess> oh..))
<Protocol> ((LOL!))
<Matrix> <Right ahead of you, Dad…> ::appears acoherent in front of Jessie, right in Prot’s line of fire::
<Trina> :turns to Shade: Anything else that needs repairing?
<T-BoneSK> ((<Shade> My hair! ::pulls out comb::))
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Protocol> And I’m not letting you go- O_o ::grrs fires at Trix!::
<JessieSK> :: closes her eyes. opens ‘em again, takes in a deep breath; tries to get to ‘er feet::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> Well, there’s a strand out of place here or there, but I think I got it covered.)
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> ((::dead::))
<Matrix> Hello again.
<JessieSK> ((<Shade> ON HO!! I RAN OUT OF HAIRSPRAY!!!!! :wails:: NO! ))
<RazorSK> ((<Trina> ::hand to her face:: <Shade> In fact, Lt. Korat, I believe you have oooooooone little strand outta place right here… :Reaches for Trina’s hair:: <Trina> Back off, Gel Boy…))
<Protocol> Back off, traitor! This doesn’t concern you!
<T-BoneSK> ::readies another foam bomb for Prot, something Razor added for dealings with C-Kats::
<JessieSK> :: leans onna nearby rock, shaking her head, still dazed, and is fading in and out trying to stay awake:: <oooh….this is it….can’t be…>
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<ShadeSK> We better get up to the control room and scan for anything else amiss.
<Matrix> She’s my friend. I get concerned.
<ShadeSK> ((ROTFL!!! Gel boy…))
<Shrapnel> noted… :: as he gets done:: Dere.. shouldn’t bug us..
<RazorSK> Jessie… ::holding her;: We’ll get you healed.. don’t worry…
<RazorSK> ((::BEAMS!::))
<Static> ::zaps in by Jessie abruptly:: Hang in there, Mom.
<Protocol> Well la dee da. SWAT Kats have to call in back up because they’re too weak to deal with a cyberdemon on their own? ::smirks::
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> :: used the whole duct tape roll:: <Trina>> ::blinks::))
<MatrixSK> ::eyes narrow, dangerously flashing yellow::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> You just killed about 3,000 trees with that roll of duck tape, boy!))
<JessieSK> ::looks up:: I’m fine….:: tries to conceal it all and etc…..::
<Static> ::merges with Jess quickly to see if she can help:: <Haha.>
<JessieSK> ((<Shrap> you GAVE it to me….))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!!:: <Trees> We need insurance! <Tape> AFLACK!))
<T-BoneSK> Actually, I just thought that might make it a fair fight…
<Protocol> (((::dead::))
<JessieSK> <What? ‘m okay….> :: eyes go blank…. just stares past Razor::
<ShadeSK> ((::hysteria has set in…LOL::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!:: Sage… Are you possessed by Aflack tonight?))
<MatrixSK> ((::wails:: YE-HE-HEEESS!!!))
<Razor> Jessie?
<Protocol> Fair y’say? Well that’s boring. ::gnars, tries to zap Matrix!::
<MatrixSK> ::fires a zap back::
<Static> <You’re half dead, Mom! Now, be quiet and let me work!>
<JessieSK> :: ;just stares past ‘im, mumbles something incoherent::
<T-BoneSK> ::lets Matrix distract her, pretends to be helping Razor with Jess, looking for a clean shot to foam Prot again::
<JessieSK> <’m not…..>
<ShadeSK> ::reaches the control room:: Well, the elevators are working normally.
<Protocol> ::leaps in air, firing at him before landing closer to him::
<Static> <Are too.>
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> <Aren’t I always when DK is concerned? > ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Static> ::loses concentration in trying to heal Jess as Prot manages to hit Trix, zaps out, eyes glowing, snarling:: Don’t make me come over there!!!!!!))
<MatrixSK> ::has an energy ball ready to fire::
<Protocol> ((<Prot>::grabs ahold of Matrix:: <Static> <wait, hold that thought mom, some hussy’s touching my man!>::zaps outta Jess:: <Jess>::cough chokes:: <gaaah come back I X_x>))
<MatrixSK> Given up?
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!PRO!!!))
<JessieSK> <Static….> :: doesn’t say anything else…:: I… ::passes out in Razor’s arms I guess…..::
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADatALL!!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL!!))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Razor> ::sighs heavily, holds her, lets Stats work her magic::
<Static> ::works frantically::
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> <okay honey you go ahead.. Mommy’s fine….. >))
<Protocol> Peh, don’t think so. ::tries a different tactic, slowly walks towards Matrix, electricity flicking between her paws::
<Protocol> (((LOL))
<Creeplings> ((<Static> :: as a mechanic :: Hrm, don’t look good, you’ll need a new one of these, and these, Oooo, that’s gonna cost ya ))
<MatrixSK> ::eyes narrow, tail twitching, energy ball good and ready, keeps forming shape::
<JessieSK> <::doesn’t respond or say anything::>
<T-BoneSK> ::fires that foam bomb at Prot::
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Bone> ::nails Trix instead:: <Matrix> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!! <T-Bone> M’oops.))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<JessieSK> ((::dies Sage as they both Die inna same way at the same time:: STOP THE ESPN!))
<MatrixSK> ((Sorry! XD))
<JessieSK> <::no isn’t dead! just out::>
<JessieSK> ((LOL…s’okay))
<Protocol> If you finish me off, you’ll never get the cure for your little friend before- ::erk! didn’t note the foam bomb! gets covered in the foam again the electricity she had shocking herself a bit gaaah falls over a moment::
<JessieSK> ((<Protocol> blast… :: Dripping wet:: I hate this job! ::huffs::))
<ShadeSK> ((<Jess> ::suddenly wakes up:: Little!! Little?!?!))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Jessie> Why I oughta….! ::passes out::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!:: she would.. :P <Jess> ::wake sup:: I may be little but I can still kick your tail!))
<Protocol> ((:;dying y’all::))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> just lemme get a tad better…and I will! ))
<MatrixSK> ::pause at that:: THAT is amusing… ::busts out laughing, sinks to the floor::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> Darn! The laughing gas has spread farther than we first thought!!))
<JessieSK> ((LOL))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD SHADE!))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Prot> I *can* come over there and physically strangle you, you know…))
<Shrapnel> hrm :: checks things out and yadda:: donuts are still here.. :: takes one continues on::
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD AGAIN!::))
<Protocol> ((::dead gaaah::))
<JessieSK> ((<Trix> talk talk is all you ever do! ))
<Protocol> ::grrrs shakes off foam like a doggie shakin’ off water! XD did Trix get foamed too?::
<MatrixSK> ::gets some foam on him:: Okay, that’s not funny anymore. DAAAAAAAAD!!!!!
<ShadeSK> ((<Shrap> ::goes around the base, setting all the clocks back to the normal time::))
<T-BoneSK> It wasn’t me!
<JessieSK> ((<Trix> :: is ROFL, rolls into a puddle:: D’oh! <Prot> HAH! :: laughs:: <T-B and Razor> what’s with the C-Kats today??? ))
<T-BoneSK> ::takes that opportunity to fire a net at Prot::
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieSK> :: hello did you forget the victim here? :P:: <Stats…?>
<Static> ::is still working away busily, just un… describedly::
<MatrixSK> ::wipes off foam, making sure Prot’s contained.::
<JessieSK> :: is out….::
<T-BoneSK> ((<Matrix> We need to contain her. <T-Bone> Put her in water? <Matrix> And, hold her under! <Razor> You two scare me…))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<ShadeSK> ((ROTFL!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> HA HA! You may have caught me but your little friend’s dead here! <Jessie> 1. I’m not little.. 2. I just look like I;m dead….. 3.. well you’ll get your butt kicked anyway))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieSK> :: Razor’s still holdin’ er? mun just want sot see where she stands.. or lies….::
<Protocol> ::stands:: Are you not LISTENING?! Finish me off and she’ll go too… ::doesn’t know Stats is there:: though it appears she might already be. ::griiiiin::
<ShadeSK> ((<Everyone on the scene> What?? <Pro> Finish me off and she- <Everyone> What? <Pro> Oh, forget it!!))
<MatrixSK> ::arched brow, steps over to her, yet another energy ball forming:: You’re making things difficult, lady…
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEADSHADE!!))
<T-BoneSK> ::smirks:: We’ve got it covered.
<JessieSK> ((LOL! ))
<T-BoneSK> ((::SOOOOOOOOODEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> your little friend’s gone! <Jess> :: wakes up for the umpteenth time: <Prot> will you die already?!?! <Jess> sorry but some words bring me back….. ))
<Protocol> That’s what I’m good at, thank you for noticing.
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<MatrixSK> You know, I wasn’t too pleased when you sent E4 to blow me into little pieces.
<Shrapnel> :: double checks HQs and all.. for any breaks and yadda in walls and all..::
<MatrixSK> Don’t you know how much that stings?
<T-BoneSK> ((<Jessie> I’m not quite dead yet. <Prot> You’re on your last breath!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD:: MIB flashback!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADT-B!:: <Jess> I’m ALWAYS on my last breath! ))
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> By the way, Trina, ever seen “Little Women”? <Jess> FOR THE LOVE OF-::passes out::))
<Sypher> <::still at Hackle’s:: Blow YOU to pieces, what about me?>
<Protocol> (((::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!!!SHADE!!!::))
<Protocol> Mawwww… did I hurt yer wittle feelings? ::flings a bit of foam at him::
<JessieSK> ::is out hooo boy is she out!::
<T-BoneSK> ::nudges Razor, this needs to end:: Any good ways to hold a CyberKat?
<MatrixSK> ::as foam lands on his nose:: No. Just my ego. <And, hush, we’re talking about my pain here. I’ll kick her tail and THEN talk about you.::grins::>
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> ::trie to grab Jess again:: <Static> ::Takes over Jess’ body, zaps Prot:: <Prot> DANG! what the heck is she??? ))
<Razor> I don’t think we’ll need to…
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<JessieSK> ((<Razor> yeah sick Jess on ‘er…….))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Sypher> Hey, *I’m* the one that nearly got blown up! Ooooh… It hurts so bad… Trix, I want you to know I’m leaving all my worldly possessions to you… <Trix> You don’t own anything, now stop grabbing for sympathy!))
<Protocol> Peh, you’re EGO eh? You’re slave to bioforms… ::points over to the SKs::
<T-BoneSK> Why not?
<JessieSK> ((<Razor> or the way they’re going they’ll do the job for us..<T_B> you wouldn’t say that if it was your son there!))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<ShadeSK> ((<Razor> …you’re right, but that *isn’t* my son there, is it?))
<MatrixSK> ::shakes his head:: Oh, no, I’m not. Unlike you, I don’t follow orders.
<JessieSK> ((<Razor> so NYEAH!))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Protocol> (((::dyiiing::))
<Razor> At the rate those two are going…
<Protocol> ::brushing off the foam as she talks to get it off before something else happens::
<Protocol> Yeah right, then why are you here?
<JessieSK> :: is pale, still in her g-suit, banged up here and there from ebbing thrown around/dragged, breathes softly yet inaudible as Static works on ‘er::
<ShadeSK> ::propping feet on control panel:: Well, except for maybe a leak or two in the piping, I think we’re okay here.
<MatrixSK> I was born a CyberDemon… ::eyes glow less:: Then I regained a soul.
<Shrapnel> :: nods:: yeah… nothing too serious…. lets go celebrate! :: eyes flash blue-ish, grins::
<ShadeSK> ::chuckles:: I do believe I’m still on duty…
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> We can go out for a hair gel party tomorrow!!))
<T-BoneSK> ::Hmmms to Razor::
<Shrapnel> hey so am I….. :: shrugs:: nothing wrong with getting a little something from the kitchen tho’
<Trina> ::Stayed in the basement checking things::
<Protocol> Oh… so you’re GUILTED into helping them then? ::smirk slight chuckle::
<Protocol> ((<Shrap> Just quit inhaling Aquanet fumes, alright?))
<MatrixSK> Naw. If I felt guilty about helping other people, then I’d be smiling 24/7. You don’t SEE me smiling, do you? ::yes, Protmun. Matrix is pretty cynical::
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> you are! s’what MF told me! <Trix> you believed him! ????? <Prot> no but….uhm… ))
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Bone> Better believe he is… And, the empathic feedback day in and day out makes my head hurt…))
<Protocol> (((::dies::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> Well if you’d work for our creator again you’d be smiling… seeing as he’s just won a battle, and wounded your friend’s souls.
<MatrixSK> Me? Work again for Mr. Lard? Please.
<JessieSK> ((our creator? what is she Borg? ))
<T-BoneSK> <Nasty one, ain’t she? ::to Matrix::>
<Protocol> ((LOL :;shrugs::))
<Creeplings> ((<Prot> Excellent, then you can take my job <Sage> Hrm, shoulda added a “::sarcasm::” to that ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> <Knew that one from the very beginning.>
<JessieSK> ((::dies!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Matrix> If I take your job, what will you do? <Prot> ::holding a bucket of water over MF’s head:: Oh… I have plans…))
<Protocol> :;snickers still wiping off the foam almost got it all off:: Better than this… isn’t it? :;extends paw in Jess’s direction::
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> You’re going to lose them all eventually y’know…
<JessieSK> ((<MF> HAH! I’m waterproof! the black fur from my encounter with Static left me waterproof! soooooooooo :: yes has been walking around charred::))
<T-BoneSK> ::leans onna wall, watching… and noting the foam loss::
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Water> ::just rehydrates MF, restoring his fur to its former luxurious shine, beams:: Thank you! <Prot> Grrrrrrrrrrr!))
<MatrixSK> ::eyes narrow, gleaming yellow once again::
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> Don’t make me kick yer tail, lady… ::My, ain’t he eloquent::
<Protocol> The name is Protocol, Matrix.
<JessieSK> ((::meanwhile:: <Static> :: singing the “foot bone’s connected to the leg bone” song whilst fixing Jess up:: <Jess> :: is so glad she’s out for most of it::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Static> ::is offkey too::))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> ::THAT’S why she’s glad she’s out for most of it::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADEADDEAD!:: <Jess> Short, blonde at heart and tone deaf. I’m SO glad I’m unconscious…))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::SOOOODEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> ::rolls his eyes:: Alright. Protocol.
<Protocol> ::raises up a paw to him as if she was going to shake his, but suddenly jerks it towards Jess, sending a lighting bolt at Jess!::
<Protocol> ::cackles, then tries to blast Matrix back with her other paw::
<JessieSK> :: such hatred… ouchies…..::
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> this is for making Dark Kat making me go “hand me the poison, take the poison, hand me the poison, take the poison” all day long today!))
<MatrixSK> ::issa blasted, sent flying back::
<JessieSK> :: gets hit by the zap….eyes fly open THAT woke her up:: huh?
<Static> ::absorbs as much of it as she can:: <That does it! I’m gonna… !!!! OOOOOO!!!!>
<Razor> Crud… Okay. NOW we need a way to contain her…
<MatrixSK> ::sits up, rubs his head::
<Protocol> ((::dead::))
<Static> ::zaps out, has Jess stable:: Okay, that does it! ::tackles Prot acoherent and in a really, really bad mood::
<MatrixSK> My… those flashing eyes, those blushing cheeks, those trembling lips… ::says this as he takes a few steps towards her, then blinks at Stats:: Okay… mebbe I’ll wait until later to finish that one quote…
<JessieSK> :: blinks blinks:: what..? ::muttered, dazed:: <Static.. what are you doing?>
<Protocol> ::puts both paws together and as she was about to send another blast to Jess gets tackled by Static:: AWK! ::tries to fry Static instead!::
<StaticSK> <Just killing someone, Mom. Take a nap.>
<StaticSK> ::is acoherent so absorbs any blasts::
<Protocol> ::grrrs, stops blasting, tries to go acoherent herself!::
<JessieSK> <No.. Static.. don’t…. I dont need a nap!> :: blinking, world;s sooooooo outta focus right n ow::
<MatrixSK> <Um… Stats….>
<JessieSK> <Static….. :: softly:: calm down…..>
<JessieSK> ((<Trix> Yup.. she IS related to Jessie…))
<Protocol> ::zaps up and away from Static, grrrs at her:: And just WHO are YOU? Another traitor?
<StaticSK> ::grrrr… blast, flail wildly::
<JessieSK> <STATIC! please!> :: blinks, looking around.. where’s she?::
<StaticSK> ::solidifies briefly to face her:: The name’s Static. And, if you EVER touch my mother or Matrix again…! ::tackles, never was one for having a plan::
<MatrixSK> <Static….?> ::arched brow:: <We’re not trying to entirely kill her, you know…>
<StaticSK> ((<Jessie> ::realizes she’s being held:: Oh… Jason you came…. ::goes to kiss him:: <Razor> Jessie! Stop that! Ewww!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!GONE::))
<StaticSK> ((<Matrix> We’re just trying to half-kill her…))
<JessieSK> <Static.. I’m fine… so’s Trix…. calm down…. please…>
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<Protocol> ((::dead eeek!::))
<Protocol> ::grrrs still acoherent, tries to surround Stats and squeeze her or something to try and make her pop! XD::
<StaticSK> ::goes acoherent again and pummels,… which has no affect on fellow acoherent CyberBeings, but it makes her feel better!::
<Protocol> Your MOM?! Who’s THAT?!
<MatrixSK> Okay… ::zaps in, makes his way right between Static and Protocol:: Alright, ladies! Calm down! Please! ((At least lemme list off the rules. No hitting below the belt, no hair pulling, no claw marks…))
<JessieSK> :: shakes her head, holds a paw to it:: oww… :: forces her self up to ‘er feet and all….:: <Static….>
<StaticSK> ((<Prot> We have a MOM?!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEADKRIS!::))
<StaticSK> Captain Clawson! ::pauses with Trix in the way::
<Protocol> I don’t recall Dark Kat having a female around!! (((mwha ha h ahaaa dead:))
<StaticSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Matrix> ::gets punched:: And, no slugging the ref!))
<JessieSK> ::blinks at the sudden “Capt Clawson” reference:: huh? what?
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Static and Prot> okay>… :: kiss huggle:: <Trix> ::SQUEAL:: no kissing and hugging the ref either!!! ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Protocol> (((::DIES::))
<MatrixSK> ((<Pro> ::then grabs Trix and holds him hostage:: Now listen you… <Matrix> FOUL!!! FOUL!!!! DON’T TAKE ME HOSTAGE IF SHE’S ONNA RAMPAGE!!! SHE’LL KILL ME TOO!!!))
<JessieSK> ((<Static and Protocol> aww then what CAN we do? <Trix> look at me and.. fight each other! yeah!))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADEADEADEADGONE!::))
<StaticSK> ((<Prot> ::goes pale suddenly:: You mean Dark Kat MARRIED Captain Clawson?! <Jessie> EWwwww! No!))
<Protocol> ::grrs at Matrix, zaps back from them close to Jessie:: That’s not your mother you idiot! Your mother was a windows ME disc! ((oooh insult! XD))
<Protocol> ((::dead!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADEAD!!!< Jess> how long have I been out?))
<StaticSK> ((::dying at all::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!!!:: <Prot> And, she only had 3 Gigs of memory! HA!))
<JessieSK> ::ouch that one hurt..:: really? :: glares at Protocol…..:: wanna tell that to my face, dearie?
<Protocol> ((::dying gaah::))
<StaticSK> ::glares, hair in face:: You’re so stupid! ::my, the girl’s eloquent::
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD:: 3 Gigs all filled with Trix and shopping memories and whatsnot… oh and sleeping routines..))
<JessieSK> ((::mun runs for cover::))
<StaticSK> ((::SOOOODEAD!:: Two gigs of Trix! Whoo!))
<MatrixSK> ::grabs Stats by the shoulders, whispers in her ear:: We’re not gonna get anywhere nailing her one by one… We gotta act at the same time…
<MatrixSK> ((::SOOOOOOOODEAD!!::))
<Protocol> Oh you’re debating skills are rather good. ::razz:: Well lets see what you think of her after I do this! ::grrrs! Normally hates doing this, but is angry at all of them! And Jess won’t DIE darnit! ZAPS into Jessie’s mind w00t?! I take you over bebbe!::
<Razor> ::runs to protect Jessie::
<JessieSK> <Static.. calm down…….>
<JessieSK> ((oh NOW he wakes up! :: about Razor::))
<JessieSK> <Not in your lifetime!> :: at Protocol::
<StaticSK> ::snarls at that move and leaps after Prot, forgetting it’s not wise to get TWO CyberBeings in someone… well, not wise for the someone::
<MatrixSK> ((Actually, it was more of a “Oh, NOW his MUN wakes up!”))
<JessieSK> ((ROFL))
<MatrixSK> <DAD!! Don’t women EVER listen?!>
<Protocol> <I’ll destroy you from within Clawson!>
<StaticSK> <Don’t lookit me! You note my single state here?> ::moving to help Razor… well, moral support anyways::
<StaticSK> <Back off, you hussy! ::renews the fight… in Jessie’s mind::
<JessieSK> <Hey! uhm…. > :: has 2 of ‘em inside:: <girls….. > ::pause:: <I’d like to see you try Protocol….> :: pause:: <Static.. get out.. I can handle her…… >
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> AUGH! this is gonna leave a mark..))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> MY MIND’s NOT a play ground darn it! ))
<StaticSK> ((<Jessie> Static… Dear… Ow… Stop that… I’m getting a migraine… STATIC… NOT ENOUGH TO YOUR NAME TO MAKE IT INTIMIDATING!!!!!!! Sit down this instant!))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Protocol> <gah I’LL win! She’s going to die and I’ll take you with her! ::struggles poor Jess::>
<Razor> ::holds Jessie, concerned look on his face::
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<JessieSK> :: holds her head:: <you’re not getting me Protocol.. nor are you getting my daughter….> :: fights back::
<Protocol> <She’s not you bloody daughter you pathetic bioform! Gaaaah! ::tries to stretch out in Jess’s mind to try and boot out Static:: Mom and daughter PLEASE! You souled beings are ridiculous!>
<StaticSK> <::growls at Protocol::>
<JessieSK> <She is too…> :: growls:: <:growls, tries to zap ‘er one way or another::>
<StaticSK> <::has a good foothold because of her empathic bond to Jess… something that could well potentially cause her to die if Jess did… at least one alternate future proved CyberKats could go insane if the kat they were bonded to died::>
<Protocol> ((<Jessie’s head>::explodes:: <Razor> AAAAAAUGH! <Static>::makes it reform again:: <Razor> Cool! Hey, that’ll be great at the next birthday party sis! ))
<StaticSK> ((::SOOOODEAD!::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!:: <Jess> ouch.. that hurt…. Static don’t do this again…. ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<Protocol> ::grrrrnerrrrrsss struggling loosing with both of them attacking her at once:: <Just… DIE already!>
<JessieSK> <No…> : tries to kick her out of her mind…..
<StaticSK> <NO!> ::pushes with Jess::
<JessieSK> ((<Trix> :: sighs:: you can’t beat ‘em join em.. ::leaps into Jess:: <Jessie> AUGH!!!!))
<MatrixSK> ::just… watches. Can’t understand what’s going on in there, but can take a wild guess::
<Protocol> ::yowls as she goes flying out of Jess landing acoherent and weakened, goes coherent again panting from lack of energy::
<Protocol> ((::dead::))
<StaticSK> <Take that!> ::yeah, still just a bit wired… okay, she’s always wired::
<JessieSK> :: blinks, shouts out as Prot goes flying out:: you can’t win….. :: weakened anew but ‘ey.. it’s Jess…..starts approaching Protocol not aware Razor’s holdin’ her::
<MatrixSK> ::blinks, then goes to crouch by her:: NOW you see why some of us aren’t letting ol’ Dark Kat boss us around?
<Razor> Jess, no… ::holding her down::
<StaticSK> ((<Jessie> ::which has the result of her tumbling from Razor’s arms in an ungainly sprawl:: I’m fine! ::facedown on the floor::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> :: drags Razor along….. :: <Razor> uhm . sis??? ))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> I’m fine….. :: as is held down:: leggo….
<Razor> Stay.
<Protocol> I don’t see ANYTHING .. but kats and cyberkats… pretending to have a … bond! Its almost parasitic! ::slowly stands, and backs up from him::
<MatrixSK> There’s no pretending… It’s not fake. It’s real. It’s there. Which is why Jessie and Stats kicked your tail royally.
<JessieSK> I’m FINE! :: almost growls this…. is rather annoyed by the way Protocol treated her daughter inside just now:: lemme go….
<T-Bone> ::half-laugh:: Not that fine, Jessie…
<Protocol> *I* wouldn’t want a crutch like that ::points at Jess:: holding me back from doing what I want!
<JessieSK> ::ouch::
<MatrixSK> ::rolls his eyes:: What you want? Like what? Domination?
<StaticSK> ((<Static> ::not five hours later with Jess resting, is knicking a priceless vase from a museum:: What holding back?))
<JessieSK> Elaborate.. :: to T-Bone…. doesn’t fight Razor tho’ issa too tired to fight im::
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((<Prot> I want her dead! why can’t she just DIE!!!::beats fists onna ground::))
<StaticSK> You’re still under the weather… And, I think Static needs a chill pill before she spontaneously combusts…
<Protocol> I want ::twitch:: what ever Dark Kat wants. And if I can get power serving him then yes! Its much better than living simple little lives like you and the other traitors.
<Protocol> (((::laughs!::))
<JessieSK> I’m not under the weather! <Static?> I’m fine!
<MatrixSK> ::shrugs:: Suit yourself. :narrows eyes again:: Just don’t forget Dark Kat can have you reformatted at any point in time…
<JessieSK> ((Static talks to herself? ))
<JessieSK> ((or about herself anyway))
<JessieSK> Razor.. lemme go… I need to calm down Static. :: ain’t lying here….::
<Protocol> Oh? And let me ask you this, Matrix. What happens to Static if Clawson should DIE?
<StaticSK> ((D’oh! T-Bone’s line!))
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> “Clawson should die” seems to be the phrase of the day lately….. what is this ? Kill Jessie day? ))
<MatrixSK> ::pauses, looks at his Dad, at Razor, at Jessie… and even HE doesn’t know the answer::
<JessieSK> ((I know.. ;) ))
<StaticSK> <I’m calming… I’m calming! ::mental image in Jess’s mind is pacing::>
<Protocol> (((::dies:: <Villains in Megakat City> YES! ::point to their calendars::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<Protocol> Well? ::stands folding her arms now:: Don’t know do you? Well I have a hunch its just as bad if not worse than deletion or reformatting, Matrix.
<JessieSK> ((<Jess> beats the “bounty on Jessie” day… and the “kick the Jess ” day not to mention “catch Jess” day))
<StaticSK> ((<Matrix> Well, Sy in the future was just kinda wonky.. I mean, he wasn’t beating his head on the wall, but he did tend to eat his sandwiches only after slapping them onto the wall…))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!))
<Protocol> ((::dying::))
<JessieSK> :: looks at Protocol with a fixed glare:: Razor.. please.. let me go….
<JessieSK> ((::dies!::))
<MatrixSK> ::eyes narrow once again:: Just… go before any of us does something we’ll later regret… ::Oh, yes. His Dad’s infamous concern/softiness has finally gotten the better of him::
<JessieSK> <Static.. :: mental hug:: s’okay.. she’s not worth it…. ::softly::>
<StaticSK> ::simmers down a bit::
<Protocol> ::chuckles at him:: Whatever. ::goes acoherent, leaps out of there finding the nearest road, and zapping into the powerline to get some energy as she returns to the lair::
<JessieSK> ((<Trix> go before Razor releases Jessie…… ware of Jess when she’s had a relapse and came back from the dead/heavily injured…..she’s usually more.. feisty then.. ))
<StaticSK> ::missed most of Trix and Prot’s convo… not that it would matter to her… doesn’t understand the link, but rarely bothers to think anything over… the link exists, she reacts accordingly, this is enough for her::
<Protocol> ((::dies feisty::))
<MatrixSK> ::watches her go, lets out a huge breath, tail and ears drooped angrily::
<T-Bone> ::goes over to him, doesn’t know the answer to her question either… for how it works either way::
<JessieSK> :: just looks at Protocol go, ears drooped…is irked…nvm she nearly died just now::
<StaticSK> ((<Jessie> ::gets especially annoyed when she’s half-dead::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD:: oh yes!))
<MatrixSK> ::looks at his “Dad” askance, doesn’t know what to say::
<T-Bone> ::doesn’t know either::
<Protocol> ((<Prot> <mwha ha ha ha… owww… they hurty mee! I wanna mommaroo who’ll kiss mah boo boos!> Daddoo? Kiss mah boo boo? <DK> O_o?!;; <MF> ::snort laughs points:: ))
<JessieSK> :: looks up at Razor:: bro… let me go.. I’m fine.. no one’s gonna kill me now…. <Static… you okay?>
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!!:: ))
<MatrixSK> :turns to give his Dad a hug, very unlikely of him, tosses him a smile, and zaps out to do some thinking::
<StaticSK> ((::DEADProt!::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEADPRO!))
<Razor> :lets her go finally::
<JessieSK> ((<MF> WUSS!))
<StaticSK> <Yeah… I’m fine. ::HUUUUUGS! note the immediate and sudden change of mood::>
<Protocol> ((Mawwww! A hug heeee! <boys>::grrr::))
<JessieSK> thanks… ::was on her feet he just held her, and nearly flops over face down into the ground:: whoa… :: catches her balance, is weakened by that fight that took place in her mind:: <:: hugs back:: ‘s not like you to snap like that…::softly::>
<T-Bone> ::looks after Trix, sighs at the muted emotional feedback coming to him… Trix is deliberately blocking much of it, but can still get fragments::
<StaticSK> <::huff:: She hurt you and Trix. ::mental projection of her is irritably straightening hair that doesn’t literally need it::>
<JessieSK> <Static.. she won’t…do either… :: huggles::>
<StaticSK> <Not again she won’t or I’ll kick her butt!>
<JessieSK> <Not if I get to her first….>