Andean Insanity, Part 4

*** McGrath is now known as Rock
<Rock> :: just sits their, this rock is content, not evil or good, but just sitting there ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::is looking around::
<Rock> ::just sits’ there….what do you want it to do??::
<Rock> :: reads the newspapaer ::
<JessieSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<JessieSK> ((Now I’m scared..when the rock starts reading I get freaked.))
<Rock> :: is a pet rock, and is lost ::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!! <Rock> ::reads:: “New construction to start. Gravel needed.” Yes!! I can get a part time job as a construction worker!!))
<Rock> ((::DIES::))
<JessieSK> ((::DEAD!!::))
*** JessieSK is now known as JessieInnaHat
*** JessieInnaHat sets mode: +o ChanceInnaHat
*** Rock is now known as Rockinnahat
<JakeInnaHat> :tendstendsJessie, blinking back his tears still. Finishes finally::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DIES!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::lets Jake tend to her wounds as she wonders what’s the matter with him::
<JessieInnaHat> Jake what’s wrong?
<ChanceInnaHat> Where are we?
<JessieInnaHat> ((MY HAT IT STOLE MY HAT!!!!!!!!!!))
<Rockinnahat> ((<Jake> I got tossed around the world, how do you think I feel?!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((LOL>>))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> It’s impossible to get the stamp glue off my tail!))
<JakeInnaHat> Nothing. ::stands up:: I think…. we’re near… Atlantis? ::whispered::
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> I got eaten by a snake, fell off a bridge, climbed a mountain nearly ran out of air, landed here, attacked by a rock… ::goes on:: I’ feel fine!! honest <Jake> ::sighs::))
<Rockinnahat> ((<Jake> :: had to shave it off, has a bald spot on the tip of his tail::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::glances back at Jake, hey, he suspected it, but Jake said it first::
<Rockinnahat> ((::DEAD::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::nods:: s’what i thought before I got attacked by that rock thing…
<Rockinnahat> ((Atlantis? where are we on the world again?))
<JakeInnaHat> ::eyes narrow::
<JessieInnaHat> ::looks over at Jake:: no it is something you promised to tell me when you’re done.. and you are done so talk…
<JakeInnaHat> ((Um….. within a huge mountain in the Bolivian mountain range… aka, South America))
<Rockinnahat> ((<Jake> actually its Katlantis, Atlantis’s cousin))
<JakeInnaHat> ::looks at her:: You wanna know?
<Rockinnahat> <AIR> :: is breatheable, moderate air, not too fat, not too skinny, but just right ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD:: And, we’re using a wild theory on Atlantis I heard last night.))
<JessieInnaHat> ::isn’t pushing him tho..:: Jake…o’course if soemthing’s bothering you i want to know….
<JessieInnaHat> ((which is?? ))
<Rockinnahat> <air> :: is mediocore ::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD, Rocky!))
*** Rockinnahat is now known as Rocky
<Rocky> ((Adrion!!!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADDEADSOOOOOODEAD!!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::glances back at Jake:: Bro?
<ChanceInnaHat> ::instead of bud since they are brothers in this… odd family, yes::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::whines:: Chance got all the tall genes!))
<JessieInnaHat> ::as she puts on her hat, however those things look…wonders how she managed not to loose it through the whole ordeal::
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!!:: ))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> so what? we’re twins and he’s not!! ))
<JakeInnaHat> I’ll tell you. Dad asked me not to ever mention this, but I’ll tell you. His health is down in Dumpsville right now and the only way to get enough money for the surgery is by getting this Golden Monkey. We lose any of us in this expedition and we’re in trouble.
<Rocky> ((<Chance> I am your fathers brothers cousins uncles nephews siblings landlords daughters sons former roomate))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::flops over::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::issa lost….around the unless bit::))
<Rocky> ((<Jake> and what does that make us? <Chance> Absolutely nothing!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::blinks: What does that make us? <Chance> Nothing! Ha!! But, it sounded cool…))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!! CMTA!!))
<Rocky> ((::DIES:: copykat))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> But, I love you anyway, man! <Jake> Aww… That’s sweet. But, you can’t have my Bud Light. <Chance> Huh? <Jake> Old commercial. Hadda say it.))
<JessieInnaHat> Jake…I know this which is why I am more determined to find that thing…
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<Rocky> ((::DEAD!!!!!:: remembers that))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADDEAD!!))
<JakeInnaHat> Well, you can’t just rush off and risk your tail like this every five minutes! ::ain’t asking how she knows::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::nods::
<Rocky> ((<Appolo> eye of the tiger rocky, eye of the tiger! <Rocky> Bwa Appalo, I doon like the eye <Appolo> :: sighs::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::reads Jessie’s bio, amends earlier comment:: <Jake> ::whining about Chance getting the tall genes, looks to Jess:: And, you took part of them too!))
<JessieInnaHat> Jake…it’s worth it…I’m doing this for dad… ::she….she overheard it yeah!! mun always overhears things like these…::
<Rocky> ((::DIES::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::snorksDEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD, Rock::))
<JakeInnaHat> We’re ALL doing this for Dad!
<JessieInnaHat> I know…
<ChanceInnaHat> Yeah, Jess… And, what do you think he’d do to us if we came back without you?!
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> He’d BEAT us to death with his CANE!))
<Rocky> ((::DIES::)
<JessieInnaHat> Chance I c’n take care of myself..
<BurstSK> ((::dies again::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> Tell that to Dad.
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jess> I have…. many times… countless times… for the last TWENTY years! <Chance> I know… Your first words were, “I can do it!”))
<JessieInnaHat> ::sighs…::
<JakeInnaHat> ::kicks a small pebble inna meantime::
<Rocky> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((:DEADDEAD!!:: ))
<BurstSK> ((::so deaddeaddead!!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> I thought my first words were “I’m fine!:”))
<Rocky> <pebble> :: screams in its mind as it is kicked off somewhere ::
<BurstSK> ((<Jessie>M’ okay, M’fine,M okay))
<JakeInnaHat> When are you ever gonna listen, Jessie?
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies!:: <Baby Jessie> ::doesn’t scream over diapers, just says, “M’ fine.”))
<Rocky> ((::DIES::))
<Rocky> ((::flops over::))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Baby Jessie> ::gets a HORRIBLE diaper rash as a result, but still claims to be fine::))
<JessieInnaHat> I’m listening…Jake I’m listening….
<JessieInnaHat> ((:DEAD!!:: fiends!!!!!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!! ::looks at Jess, griiiiiins:: “Daddy was an Enforcer.”))
<Rocky> ((<Jess> :: tries to sit down, and meeps at the action :: M’fine…))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!!!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> Not like this, you aren’t…….
<BurstSK> ((::dies::That was wrong))
<JessieInnaHat> not like how? Jake I’m only doing what I always do….exploring… ::or whatever Indy’s do..:
<JakeInnaHat> And, risking your tail is part of it?!
<JessieInnaHat> Jake risking my tail is part of why I enjoy this!
<Rocky> <something> :: does nothing ::
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> is it my fault they all want me so badly??? <Jake> should take that. “eat me, maim me” sign off your back… it would definitely help! ))
<JakeInnaHat> You enjoy giving us a near coronary every time you do!? ::gives up from there:: Forget it. I dno’t wanna know. :;brotherly concern nails ‘im::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<JessieInnaHat> NO I don’t enjoy doing this to you guys, it’s just.. ::pause, looks away::
<Rocky> ((<Rocky> :: to his theme jogs past the group, runs up a flight of steps and begins to do his trademark shadow box ::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies Jess… and Rocky::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::siiiiighs::
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!::))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ::makes his way past Chance, goes to sit on the old fountain, looking at the grimy water within::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!))
<Rocky> ((::just had an idea to do a Rocky parody, gonna have to save that idea for later ::))
<JessieInnaHat> I’m sorry guys…. ::shakes her head, sighs heavily::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies… has this image of Jase beat black and blue yelling for Jessie:: Jeeee-eeee-ssie!!!!!!!!!))
<BurstSK> ::issa temple gaurd and see’s Jake::Visators….
<JessieInnaHat> ((?? eh??))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::CHASE Kris with a pillow!!!!:: BAAAAAAD!!! ::is sooooooooo DEAD!!!::))
<Rocky> ((<T-Bone> :: is in the ring boxing Dark Kat :: <Dark Kat> :: in a MR T voice :: DIE SUCKA!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((Kris you lost me..))
<Rocky> ((:DEAD Kris!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((:DEAD!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dead Matt!::))
<BurstSK> ((How very evil::as he dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies, Matt!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::lost:: Kris didn’t get it! )
<ChanceInnaHat> ::looks at the fountain too… some ways from Jake::
<Rocky> ((<Dark Kat> I am the greatest that there ever was, I am the world champion, I am the ultimate Male!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((Based on Matt’s Rocky comments… Rocky’s a movie… that I’ve never seen all of, but I know the jokes from it from other parodies.))
<JakeInnaHat> ::lets a single tear plop into de’ fountain… mun always does this::
<BurstSK> ::issa clumsy so he doesn’t sneak up on Jake very well and trips::Offff.
<ChanceInnaHat> ::mun just HAS to do THIS… as it hits, water around tear clears::
<JessieInnaHat> ::bites her lip, goes to sit atta ruin or behind one so she won’t be seen by them::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::promptly pounces on ‘im::
<JessieInnaHat> ((Oh??? I did not see that..))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Guard> ::looks up to see all 200 hundred pounds of Chance hurtling his way:: Eek! ::holds up sign like the coyote:: “This’ll hurt.”))
<Rocky> ((::DIES::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
<ChanceInnaHat> ::pounced guard, not Jake;:
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dead!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ::Um….. ::screamed upon seeing that big thing, yeah!!::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::to himself:: <Jake’s depressed… I know! I’ll beat the snot out of him! That always cheers him up!>))
<JessieInnaHat> Jake??? ::snaps outta it::
<JessieInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!!!!))
<Rocky> ((::DEADDEAD!!!!::))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::DiES!:: How did I know I wouldn’t escape your puns?!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::grabs guy in headlock:: Who are you?!
<JakeInnaHat> ::stands up::
<JessieInnaHat> ::runs over to ‘em:: <gone for one second and I miss something!>
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> What are y… ?! ::pause, sniff:: Ew… Get some deoderant!))
<BurstSK> ::Issa inna head lock::Burst, temple gaurd.
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> Temple guard? Of a ruined temple?
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<Rocky> ((<Burst> I’m the mailman, don’t hurt me, or else its a Federal offense! :: sprays Chance with can of mace::))
<Rocky> ((::DIES::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dead::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<BurstSK> ((::dies again::))
<BurstSK> Yes! Now please get offa me!
<JessieInnaHat> ::sees Cahnce can handle this guy….um….sneaks off to th’ temple….::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::lets him go:: Just don’t try to kill us… It’s gotten popular lately.
<Rocky> <temple> :: is just there ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Burst> But… Everyone who’s anyone is trying to kill you guys! It’s in!))
<JessieInnaHat> ::walks in carefully at that…::
<Rocky> ((<Chance> its the latest fad, just hope that blows over soon))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!! <Burst> It’s like…. the latest fashion, man!!))
<BurstSK> Well I suppose since you didn’t kill me I won’t attack you.Why are you here?
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<Rocky> ((::DIES:))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> Why’re trying to find the Golden Monkey… ::which isn’t in these ruins because this is Atlantis, but they don’t know that::
<Rocky> ((<Chance> we’ve come to steal your treasure!))
<BurstSK> ((<Chance>It’s like how Pok’kats was a couple months ago…))
<JakeInnaHat> Is it within these ruins?
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Temple Guard> as soon as we kill you.. it’ll blow over.. <Chance> I feel soooooo much better! ))
<Rocky> ((::DIES::))
<BurstSK> ((::chuckles::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies::))
<BurstSK> I’ve guarded these ruins for 5 years and I haven’t seen one.
<JessieInnaHat> ::looks around..issa amazed at what she sees there::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::siiiighs:: Where are we anyways?
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Burst> I’ve guarded these ruins for five years and I haven’t seen a sign saying what they are either.))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))
<BurstSK> ((DEAD!))
<JakeInnaHat> ::nods::
<Rocky> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::mun is a tad lost…..::
<BurstSK> Atlantis.
<Rocky> ((<Burst> Golden Monkey? oh, you mean the other hidden city on the even bigger mountain next door))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<BurstSK> ((::dies chuckling::))
<JakeInnaHat> Then… the legend IS true…..
<ChanceInnaHat> Wild….
<JessieInnaHat> ::issa walking carefully…lest she slips or something falls from under her:: it’s real….:: to herself:: all this is true!
<Rocky> ((<Chance> :: issa hopping up and down:: Can we steal it? Can we steal it?!))
<BurstSK> ((With the kat eating dogs??))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((No kat eating dogs.))
<Rocky> ((<Kris> we only allow dog eating kats in this RPG))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<BurstSK> ((Nevermind…was adding it to the joke by Rocky))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Burst> kat eating mice? <Kris> NO!!!!!!! <Burst> kat eating aliens? <Kris> NO! <Burst> kat eating something?????? ::kitten eyes:: ))
<JakeInnaHat> ::pauses:: Chance….. ::heaves in a sigh::
<Rocky> ((::DEADSOOOOOOOOODEAD!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!!)
<ChanceInnaHat> ::looks to Jake:: Yeah?
<JakeInnaHat> Where’s Jessie? ::whispered::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::looks around:: I’ll find her… ::heads off::
<BurstSK> ((::dies anew::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::eyes are huge from amazement, isn’t as alert as she should be::
<JakeInnaHat> Not without me, you aren’t!
<JakeInnaHat> ::goes after::
*** Rocky is now known as evilTemple
<BurstSK> ::needs somthin ta do so follows as well::
<evilTemple> :: little squares on the floor ::
<BurstSK> ((Nice name….))
<evilTemple> ((<Burst> you know how boring it gets around here?))
<JessieInnaHat> ::walks walks walks looking around and all…issa amazed hasnt seen anything like it before::
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies:: <Matt> ::siiiiighs:: Fine. NOTSOEVILTEMPLEBUTWITHATOUCHOFFIENDNESS ))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::lets the others catch up to him::
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Jessie> ::falls inna hole…looses that hat of hers:: ))
<evilTemple> ((DEAD::))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies Sage!::))
<evilTemple> ((yeah, remember this?)) :: light shines thru a hole in the wall, illuminating just a small space ::
<evilTemple> :: light be evil ::
<JessieInnaHat> ::mun hasn;t seen the movie!!! she doesn’t remember it!!!:: whoa….. ::walks::
<BurstSK> ((It is eeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiilllll I tell you!Eeeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiilllll!!!!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((Gimme a hint… I may’ve not seen it..))
<evilTemple> :: light is ominessly there, kat skeleton lies nearby it ::
<JakeInnaHat> (Ahhhhhh))
<BurstSK> ((Like……SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
<evilTemple> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::sees the skeleton:: someone was here before… ::unde her breath, walks by ain’t scared of skeletons….::
<JessieInnaHat> ((Slime Posing As Meat?))
<JakeInnaHat> Jessie!! ::catches up:
<BurstSK> ((Hey spam is the spawn of Satan!! The very bane of my existence!!!!!!))
<evilTemple> ((what about Bill Gates and tED tURNER?))
<JessieInnaHat> Huh?! ::whirls around to face him:: Jake?
<BurstSK> ((They *ARE* Satan))
<JessieInnaHat> ::steps onna square inna proccess::
<evilTemple> :: trapdoor opens ::
<JessieInnaHat> ::uhm falls in?::
<ChanceInnaHat> Jessie! ::sees it, pulls out his whip and tries to grab her with it::
<JessieInnaHat> eeps!
<JakeInnaHat> ::Looks down:: Grab the whip!!
<JessieInnaHat> ((ltjessieclawson: you be the square?
<JessieInnaHat> mfiske41: <square> :: issa square ::
<JessieInnaHat> mfiske41: Aiy!
<JessieInnaHat> ltjessieclawson: DEAD!
<JessieInnaHat> mfiske41: you tricked me!))
<BurstSK> ((dead))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DIES!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<evilTemple> :: Walls in the room have spikes on them, and start to close inward ::
<JessieInnaHat> ::uhm…can’t reach it….falls down I guess:: oof!! ::lands there..issa daaaaaaaark place::
<JakeInnaHat> Crud. ::to Chance: Lower me down.
<JessieInnaHat> ::as the walls start moving:: uh-oh… um…guys… ::looks around eyes are huge isn’t ready to get squished…::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::gives him a rope and does so::
<JakeInnaHat> ::ties one end to his waist, goes down::
<evilTemple> ((<Chance> :: accidently touches the light, turns into a poof of smoke, and, turns into Dark Kat! :: so thats how he became purple!))
<JessieInnaHat> ::Gets to her feet, picks up her hat, looks around::
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<BurstSK> ::Issa watching::we’ve got about 20 seconds till she’s crushed.I’ll try an’ stop it ::runs over somwhere::
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<JakeInnaHat> Jessie!!!! ::grabs her:: Chance! Pull us up!!
<evilTemple> ((<Burst> :: takes out his janitor keys and turns if off like a ride at Disneyland::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::PULLS!::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::Dies!::))
<BurstSK> ((::dead!!!!!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> <that makes me feel much better…..> ::eyes are full of fear, then gets grabbed by Jake::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!))
<JakeInnaHat> ::clambers up::
<JessieInnaHat> ::beathes a sigh of relief::
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<evilTemple> :: walls get closer ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::pulls harder, gets them up farther::
<BurstSK> Crud.::issa pushing tiles onna nearby wall::I can’t stop it!
<JessieInnaHat> ::onne the spikes scrape her foot, hisses::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::pulls them out!::
<evilTemple> ((<Jess>::tail gets clamped :: Youch!! :: jumps up, hassa her tail all ruffled and missing some furs ::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Burst> ::running around in circles:: which one which one is it?? ::presses random ones….::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((OUCH..))
<BurstSK> ((Owwwwwwwwccccchhhhiiiiieeeeessss!!!!!!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::dies Jess!::))
<evilTemple> ((<Chance> Why dont you press the one that says STOP? <Burst> oh yeah, :: walks up to it, is the biggest button there::))
<JakeInnaHat> ::issa flat on his stomach, lets Jessie go:
<BurstSK> ((Poor me…))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Burst> ::presses one, releases alligators:: wrong one.. ::presses another one, lights go out:: ))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::sighs now that they’re safe::
<evilTemple> ((::DIES::))
<BurstSK> ((:dies::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::comes stomping back in with an alligator on his tail after Burst pulls the wrong lever, pulls it off:: Why do you even HAVE that lever?!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD, Jess!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ::lays low onna floor, eyes are closed as she’s trying to get her breath back::
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADDEADSODEAD CHANCE!!!))
<evilTemple> ((::flops over::))
<JakeInnaHat> You okay?!
<ChanceInnaHat> ::issa fussing over ‘em both::
<BurstSK> ((The emporers new Grove!!!!!Eisma!!!!!Hey wait I don’t look like Cronk!))
<JessieInnaHat> ::looks at him, fear showing in her eyes:: yeah.. ::whispers this:: thanks…
<JakeInnaHat> ((Are you a good cook and speak squirrel?))
<JessieInnaHat> ((:DEAD!!::))
<evilTemple> ((::DEAD::))
<BurstSK> ::Runs over::Sorry I couldn’t stop it.
<JakeInnaHat> ::sighs, catches his breath::
<ChanceInnaHat> Don’ worry. We’re alive. It’s all good.
<BurstSK> ((Well I have fire red hair not black!))
<evilTemple> ((Sqeak Sqeakidity Sqeak Sqeak :: subtitle :: “you owe me a new nut”))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))
<BurstSK> ((deaddaeddaeD!!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ::flops onto his stomach again::
*** evilTemple is now known as Light
<JessieInnaHat> ::tries to get to her feet:: t-that was too close…. ::sinks to the floor anew, issa shivering a tad….hey 10 or so seconds from being squeshed!!! she ain’t invincible..::
<Light> :: is there shining ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Evil Temple> ::to flunkie Burst:: Pull the lever! <Burst> :does so… temples main innards fall down hole:: <Temple> Not that leveeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!))
<Light> ((::DEAD::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((Light? how Light? Bud Light? Miller Light? ::is thwapped for promoting evil beer))
<BurstSK> ((::dies!!!!!::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::)
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADDEAD Chance!)
<ChanceInnaHat> ((No Bud Light, but you can promote Miller Light… and support my education!))
<Light> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::dies!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((Explanation – Kris’s Dad works for Miller.))
<BurstSK> ((Ah.))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies: Alright. We promote Miller Light only! Anybody going for any other beer gets a boot to the head))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDEAD!!!:: ))
<JessieInnaHat> ((I don’t drink beer!! ))
<Light> ((<frogs> Bud…Weis…Er!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((‘t makes me drunk… ))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((Me either. But, they pay for my education.))
<JakeInnaHat> ((I don’t either. It’s vile stuff))
<JessieInnaHat> ((LOL guess so))
<BurstSK> ((Beer Evil!!!!!!Wine good….::so i’m only 16 years old::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::snorks:: Actually, Mom said wine tasted like vinegar…))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::wow she’s older than someone here!!! 0_o))
<Light> ((::DIES::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((Sagey hassa loooooooooooow alcohol level. One sip of wine and she’s seen stars))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::didn’t even TRY beer))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::looks up… to find, in the distance, that the fountain they were sitting at earlier is now working and clean::
<BurstSK> ((And no I no drink.Very rare occasion that I do))
<JessieInnaHat> ((which stars?? how famous??))
<Light> ((<Sagey> :: like on that movie blind date, one sip of alchohol and she’s insane ::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies:: Um….. Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer…))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DIES!:: <Sage> Keanu! ::chases her imaginary Keanu::))
<JessieInnaHat> (but she’s already insane!!!!! ))
<Light> ((::DIES::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEADDAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::nudges Jake:: Jake….
<JakeInnaHat> ((Where’s my Reeves?? Where’s my Matrix guy?! <Trix> ::runs from her::))
<JessieInnaHat> ::tries to subside her shivering:: < oookay calm dowm>
<BurstSK> ((::dies::Schitzo Kats……i’m so hapy ta be one!::sobs and goes Kitten eyed::))
<JakeInnaHat> Yeah?
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Trix> AIYEEE!!!!!!! ::flees::))
<Light> ((::flops over::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DADDEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> Look… ::hushed voice, pointing to fountain::
<JakeInnaHat> ::looks up towards fountain:: What about it?
<JessieInnaHat> ((Schitzo — the best way to feel alive!! ))
*** Light has quit IRC (Exit: )
<ChanceInnaHat> It’s working… And… Well… ::it’s flowing all purdy, Jake!::
*** Light has joined #mbi_sk
<Katney> ((Wrong button?))
*** Light is now known as Fountain
<ChanceInnaHat> ((The light is on our side! It has joined us!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<Fountain> ((::DIES::))
<BurstSK> Huh?::looks over::That hasn’t worked since before I became gaurd.
<JakeInnaHat> ::stands up, shakily walks towards it::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> Hey, Jake… Go bawl over sommore stuff… ))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::follows::
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies!!::))
<Fountain> :: is there, looking all purty, and is surrounded by statues with little diamond shapes ingraved on the floor::
<Fountain> ((::DEAD::))
<BurstSK> ((dead))
<JessieInnaHat> ::Takes in a few deep breaths to calm down…issa still lying there::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::peels onions and holds them under Jake’s nose as he wanders around and cries on stuff so it’ll repair itself::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Fountain> ::is a fountain..does whatever is expected of a fointain…..::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Sage> Fountain? Fountain what? Fountain Pen? <Matt> ::thwap Sage:: LEAVE MY NICKS ALONE!!!!))
<Fountain> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> (::DEADDEADDEAD!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEADDEAD!!!!!!! Chance and Jess!!))
<BurstSK> ((Beyond dead!!!!!!))
<Fountain> ((<Fountain Drink> Free refills))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DIES!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::approaches it slowly;: Wow….
<JakeInnaHat> Whoa…… :;lets out a whisper::
<BurstSK> ((<School fountain water>You don’t wanna know what i’m made of!!!!!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!:: EEW))
<Fountain> :: little diamond shapes on floor, every where, I wouldnt step on one if I was you::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::tosses in a penny and makes a wish… turns to leave:: <Fountain> ::mutters:: Cheapskate!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((EWWWW!!!!))
<Fountain> ((::DEAD:: bad memories…ick!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DADDAD!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD CHANCE!)
<Fountain> ((::SOOOOOOOOODEAD!!::))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<Katney> ((<Jessie> DAD! DAD! COME QUICK DAD!))
<BurstSK> ::walks over slowly::This’s weird.
<JakeInnaHat> ((<Chance> Oh, great fountain of wishes! I wish I had a million dollars!! <Fountain> ::mutters:: So do I.))
<ChanceInnaHat> Why’d it suddenly… change?
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<Fountain> ((::DEAD!!!!!!!!!::))
<JakeInnaHat> I don’t know….
<BurstSK> I dunno…
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::Dies!:: <Chance> ::scolds fountain:: This’s 1938! A penny’s still worth something!))
<BurstSK> ((DEAD!!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!!))
<Fountain> ((::DIES::))
<Katney> ((<Chance> Did you just speak? <Fountain> No.))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD Kat!::))
<Fountain> ((::flops over::))
<BurstSK> ((CHUKLES))
<JakeInnaHat> ::eyes narrow, goes to step inside::
<JakeInnaHat> ((Dies, Kat))
<Fountain> ((<Jake> come on in, the waters fine!))
<JessieInnaHat> ::slowly stands as she managed to control her shivering:: <don’t think about it> ::tries to walk over to ‘em, ankle’s hurt:: Ack… ::ignores it for now, hobbles over to the guys w/ a straight face:: what is it?
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::steps in… crawls out a baby kitten.. awww!::)
<Fountain> ((::DEAD::))
<JessieInnaHat> ((aww!! ::dies!!::))
<Katney> ((::recalls Little Nicky:: <Todd> Did you just speak? <Mr. Beefy> No.))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> I remember this age! ::picks Jake up and hugs ’til he squeaks:: I liked him better at this age!))
<Fountain> ::has a mokey idol on the top of it ::
<Fountain> ((::DIES::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!! awwww!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::watches Jake worriedly::
<Katney> ((<Mr. Beefy> Take him down, Nicky. I mean, woof, woof.))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::pauses, looks at Chancemun…. lets an eeeeeeevil grin crawl across her lips:)
<JessieInnaHat> ::walks over to them:: Jake… be careful… ::leans onto s’thing::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::grabs Jake:: Don’t touch it! <Jake> Why? <Chance> I saw a piranha! <Jake> ::looooooks:: Chance, that’s a candy wrapper.))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!))
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD))
<JakeInnaHat> ::looks at the monkey idol, goes for it::
<Fountain> ((::dies::))
*** Fountain is now known as Monkey
*** Monkey is now known as Monkeyidol
<JessieInnaHat> ::Ears perk, issa ready to jump in there in case anything happens to ‘im::
<Monkeyidol> ((I am the idol of all the mokeys out there))
<JessieInnaHat> ((Monkey?? from Dexter’s Lab??))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::DEAD::))
<ChanceInnaHat> Careful, Jake.
<Monkeyidol> :: stares back ::
<JakeInnaHat> ::reaches out tentatively towards the idol.:; Almost… got it…..
<JessieInnaHat> ::steps inna water as well…goes to help Jake::
<Monkeyidol> :: stares back coldly ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::goes after the nuts::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> Aww… It’s cold. ::hugs it warmly::))
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies:))
<JessieInnaHat> ((<Monkey Idol> ::hey it’s a statue….tis how they made it to stare at people!! ::))
<JakeInnaHat> ::touches… bright flash of light engulfs him::
<JessieInnaHat> ((::DEAD!::))
<Monkeyidol> ((::DIES:: <idol> ::bites him :: <Jake> oww!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Monkeygod> ::shrieks:: Sacrilege! No touchie!))
<JakeInnaHat> ((DEAD!!))
<JessieInnaHat> Jake!! ::touched it briefly herself::
<JakeInnaHat> ((::dies, Chance!:))
<ChanceInnaHat> Jake!
<JakeInnaHat> :says nothing… all there’s left issa bundle of clothes and a hat… no no!!! he ain’t at all nekkid!!::
<JessInnaHat> ::where is he??::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::panics, rushes to look into pile of clothes::
<ChanceInnaHat> Jake?!
<KittenJake> ((MUA HAHAHA!!!!!!!))
<JessInnaHat> ::and what happens to her…she touched the thing briefly!:: Jake??
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::blinkblink:: Das some kinda evil kitten…))
<Monkeyidol> ((<Chance> :: then takes them :: I can make a lot of money offa this! :: grins ::))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!!!!!!!, Chance!!))
<KittenJake> ::crawls out, the only thing covering him issa looong shirt, lookies at them with huge amber eyes::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jessie> ::reverts to her teen years.. when she was ever MORE headstrong!:: <Chance> ::screams and touches the thing to so he’ll be too small to care::))
<Monkeyidol> ((::DEAD::))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!!!!!))
<JessInnaHat> ::draws back her hand from the statue…uhm what happens to her??? mun is lost..:: Jake… crud..
<JessInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> Jake! ::quietly, reaches down to pick him up and wrap the shirt around him::
<KittenJake> ::blinkblinks:: Who are you? ::small squeaky voice::
<Monkeyidol> ((<Jake> oh please, leave me with some dignity!))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> It’s me, Chance. Your brother. Don’t you remember me?!
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Jake> ::starts crying:: Chance is big, but he’s not HUGE!))
<KittenJake> Chance? But…. Chance isn’t… so big….
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> Please, Jake… It *is* me…
<Monkeyidol> ((::DIES::))
<KittenJake> :;lower lip trembles:: Where’s Mommy?
<JessInnaHat> ::steps outta the fountain:: huh?!? ::blinks at something she felt,hobles/walks over to Chance and Jake:: is he okay? ::to Chance::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::just snuggles him close at that one::
<Monkeyidol> ((<Jake> Momma! :: looks at Chance ::<Chance> oh no….))
<JessInnaHat> ((::snorks::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> Jake… Mommy died… <Jake> ::wails, tries to smack Jess:: You did it! She always said you scared her to death!))
<Monkeyidol> ((::DIES::))
<KittenJake> ::blinks:: Something happen to Mommy?
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!))
<JessInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<ChanceInnaHat> I… Er… ::eyes tear up::
<KittenJake> :pulls away:: Where’s my Mommy!?
<ChanceInnaHat> She’s not here, Jake… We’re way up in the mountains…
<ChanceInnaHat> ::holds onto him::
<JessInnaHat> Jake..it’s okay… ::Raches out to stroke him gently:: it’s okay…
<Monkeyidol> :: ground starts to tremble ::
*** Monkeyidol is now known as EvilTemple
<KittenJake> No! I want my Mommy!! ::starts wailing::
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Chance> ::ties him up in the shirt with him still wailing:: <Jessie> ::watches this:: Now I remember why I hated when you babysat…))
<EvilTemple> ((::DEAD::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::hugs him close and looks around fearfully at the shaking:: Burst! What’s going on?
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!))
<JessInnaHat> ::blinks:: Jake… ::notices something about herself but ignores it..Jake’s more important::
<BurstSK> I-I I dunno!This hasn’t hapened afore!
<ChanceInnaHat> Crud… We gotta get outta here!
<KittenJake> ::just wails, clings to Chance now cuz’ he’s scared::
<JessInnaHat> ((don’t Chance get evil and tell Jake Jess’s his mom!! ))
<EvilTemple> ((<Jess> :: grows to 50 feet in height and becomes the latest thing to attack MKC::))
<JessInnaHat> wait we gotta get that…Monkey..
<EvilTemple> ((::DIES::))
<BurstSK> ((Giant Monster of the week??))
<JessInnaHat> ((ROFFL!! fiend))
<JessInnaHat> ((<Jessie> wow I always wanted to be tall!! ))
<EvilTemple> <big boulder> :: is there, not rolling just yet, but is there ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::thinks… takes off a coat and gives it to Jess:: See if you can wrap the monkey in this.
<JessInnaHat> ::nods, takes it, goes in the water again, carefully puts the coat over the idol::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::as he rubs Jake gently::
<EvilTemple> ((<Chance> :: his biceps accidently rip the shirt, making it useless::))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD))
<KittenJake> ::trembles: I want to go home now….
<BurstSK> ((::chukles::Yeah bein buff does that::flexes::))
<JessInnaHat> ((::snorks::))
<ChanceInnaHat> We’re going… ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::scritches behind his ears a bit::
<JessInnaHat> ::and uh shall she remove it?::
<EvilTemple> <big boulder> :: I hope that you guys can run::
<KittenJake> ::calms down a tad::
<BurstSK> This way!::points down a corridor::Thats hould get us out the fastest!
<JessInnaHat> ::carefully while trying not to touch it, tries to remove it, and um suceeds I guess??? ::
<EvilTemple> <boulder> :: starts to roll at this ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::to Jess, seeing the boulder:: Jess… ::in that quiet voice:: Bring that thing and RUN!
*** EvilTemple is now known as Boulder
<JessInnaHat> ::nods, takes the thing, jumps outta the fountain:: come on..
<ChanceInnaHat> ((Matt is such a versatile actor…))
<Boulder> :: issa roling rolling rolling ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::bolts with Lil Jake held tightly::
<BurstSK> ::starts runin::Awww crud!!
<BurstSK> ((yeah he is))
<KittenJake> ((::dies::))
<JessInnaHat> ((<Jessie> ::suddenly gets smaller….but more energetic and is more suicidal::))
<Boulder> ((<Matt> :: inanimate actor extraodinaire::))
<KittenJake> ::clings to Chance::
<BurstSK> ((dead!!!!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<Reporter> And, you’ve often been commended on your versatality, Mr. Fiske. What was it you played in your last hit? <Matt> A boulder. The director said I did it with feeling.))
<BurstSK> ((::dies!!!!::))
<JessInnaHat> ::runs for it, feels younger and more energetic for some reason:: <wonder if that had an affect on me…> ::wth the idol in Chance’s coat tucked tightly::
<JessInnaHat> ((DEADDEAD))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!!!!! <Reporter> Amazing!! What was your greatest scene? <Matt> I rolled.))
<Boulder> ((<Matt> :: gets the oscar for Best portrayed inanimate object::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((::Dies!::))
<JessInnaHat> ((::DEAD!!::))
<BurstSK> ((::deaddead!!!::))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD, Matt))
<Boulder> ((::DEAD::))
<Boulder> :: continues to roll ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::continues to run::
<JessInnaHat> ::runs::
<JessInnaHat> ::mun has ta jet inna few::
<BurstSK> ::still runnin::Sorry! I didn’t know about this trap!
<ChanceInnaHat> S’okay.. So long as we survive!
<JessInnaHat> ::runs::
<JessInnaHat> <can this day get any worse??>
<Boulder> :: hits an imperfection, and jumps up and falls down, causing the ground to tremor::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::runrunrun… sees an opening::
<JessInnaHat> ::as the ground shakes tries to stay on her feet::
<BurstSK> ::still runin tryin ta stay up::Crud.
<Boulder> ((<burst> they didnt tell me about this in temple guard school!))
<BurstSK> ((<Wish I had my SUV!!!>))
<BurstSK> ((DIES))
<KittenJake>(()DEAD))
<KittenJake> ::clings to Chance, starts to wail anew::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::hugs him, runs out the opening.. then ducks to th side::
<BurstSK> ::Ducks to other side::
<BurstSK> ((<Boulder>::split inta two::Ha! Now it don’t matter where ya go!!!!))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!!!!!))
<Boulder> ((::DIES::))
<Boulder> ((:: issa smart boulder::))
<KittenJake> ((<Chance> Powergaming freak!! ::RUNS!!::))
<BurstSK> ((::dies::))
<ChanceInnaHat> ::breathes heavily, waiting for it to pass::
<Boulder> :: takes its time ::
<KittenJake> Chance? ::inna whimper::
<Boulder> :: issa explosive boulder, hits the end and blows up::
<ChanceInnaHat> Yeah?
<KittenJake> ::wails at THAT one:
<ChanceInnaHat> ::cuddles him close, then listens.. all quiet::
<Temple> :: starts to collapse ::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::is outside… waaaay outside… looks in to see this::
<KittenJake> ::looks at that one::
<ChanceInnaHat> ::hugging Jake::
<Boulder> <temple> :: collapses ::
<Boulder> ((<Burst> great, now I gotta find a new job!))
<ChanceInnaHat> ((<KittenJake> ::is nervous, sucks on Chance’s thumb instead of his own::))
<BurstSK> ::looks in::Oh man…i’m outta a job.
<BurstSK> ((How’d you know I was gonna say that??))
<KittenJake> ((DEAD!!))
<BurstSK> ((dead!!!!!!!!!!))
<Boulder> ((jinx!))
<KittenJake> ::whimpers until he dozes off::