Kitten Katastrophe, Part 2

<RazorKitten> RPG Start!

<Josie>::SO looking over that huge raygun thingy that apparently changed Leo, Roxy, the SKs, and Dark Kat into kittens! horror of horrors! What will Josie do? Are they all potty trained? Will they stay asleep? What about meal time? Is there enough ravioli?::
<T-BoneKitten> ::wakes up from his nap, rubbing his eyes::
<RazorKitten> ::issa curled up with Turbokat, all happy::
<Josie>::sittin’ at one of the tables in the room, looking over the thing… not sure if she should mess with anything… isn’t good with technology ‘n all::
<Turbokat>::ah yes, the creepling who also was reduced to a lil’ baby creepling. snoozing::
<Kooshmeister> ((<DK> Nooooo! I can’t be a kitten! I’m so small…. <Other Villains> ::point and laugh at the no-longer imposing DK:: <NG> Hey, now you know what I go through…))
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES::))
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Dark Kitten> Not really. ::still towering over NG as a five year old, beats NG up and takes his lunch money::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::looks around, nudges the sleeping Razor, wants to play::
<DarkKitten> ::hey I’m seven thankyewverymuch! XD::
<Kooshmeister> ((<Dark Kitten> Yes! Even as a toddler, I am still the most fearsome supervillain in Megakat City! ::suck-suck on pacifier::))
<RazorKitten> ((DEAD))
<DarkKitten> ((::dies!::))
<RazorKitten> ::stirs, slits an eye open::
<T-BoneKitten> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneKitten> Razor… ::pokepoke:: Razor, wake up. I wanna do somethin’.
<RazorKitten> M’nap isn’ done yet…
<T-BoneKitten> But, I’m bored. ::poke::
<Josie>::blinks, hears T-Bone. stands up settin’ the gun thingy up high on the fridge. walks over to him:: T-Bone… let Razor sleep… ::blinks:: You’ve only slept for a half hour. ^^; ::not sure about kids, was never a good babysitter like her mun XD mun once put a kid’s diaper on backwards XD::
<RazorKitten> ::stretches, little kitten teeth showing as he yawns::
<T-BoneKitten> A half hour! Mommy only makes me take a fifteen minute nap. ::straightens:: I’m a big kitten, you know.
<T-BoneKitten> ((<T-Bone’s Mommy> ::actually, after fifteen minutes, can’t take the, “Can I get up now?” “Now?” “What about now?” business any longer:: ))
<RazorKitten> Mommy makes me sleep an hour…
<Josie>::had to have the three year old to show me how a diaper was supposed to go. eheheheee and y’all wonder why mun doesn’t want kiddos yet XD::
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES::))
<Josie>… well I say you sleep for another half hour.
<T-BoneKitten> ::lower lip sticks out, crosses arms, pouts::
<Josie> Please?
<T-BoneKitten> C’n I have a cookie?
<Josie> If you go back to sleep.
<T-BoneKitten> Okay.
<RazorKitten> ::giggles::
<Josie> So…. go back to sleep? ^^;
<T-BoneKitten> ::siiiiighs, lays back by Razor, the thing’s a kid’s gotta do to get a cookie::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Roxie> ::has meanwhile taken apart the couch she’s on in her sleep::))
<Josie>::sighs herself. goes back over to the fridge and takes up that gun again.::
<Josie> I’ll be right back. Now you behave and DON’T bother anyone else. ::exits to go find a cyberkat. will be gone for awhile most likely::
<RazorKitten> ::still giggling:: T-Bone got in twouble.
<T-BoneKitten> What’s so funny? ::whispering to Razor::
<DarkKitten> ::is awake. pretending to be asleep. heh heh heh::
<LeoSK> ::snoresleep. Yes! He’s not a brat when he sleeps…shh! he’s only good ‘cuase ya can’t be bad while asleep::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Leo> ::has evil dreams instead::))
<Kooshmeister> ((<Leo> ::dreams involve mowing down old ladies in his SUV::))
<T-BoneKitten> ((::DEAD!::))
<DarkKitten> ((::dies::))
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Leo> ::finds this doubly evil since he’s not old enough to drive, mwahahaaa!::))
<RazorKitten> ((::DEADDEAD::))
<RazorKitten> You got in twouble.. ::singsing::
<DarkKitten> ((::dead::))
<T-BoneKitten> Shuddup. ::roll over::
<RazorKitten> ::giggles, snuggles Turbokat::
<Kooshmeister> ((<Leo> ::next, targets environmentalists!:: My car’s too harmful to the environment, huh? How ’bout I prove you right?!))
<LeoSK> ((::DIES! You people are terrible!::))
<Kooshmeister> ((I know. ^_^))
<Turbokat>::blinks wakes up uh… what noise would a baby creepling make? O_o;:: cree?
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES Koosh::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::then rolls back to face Razor and pat TurboKat:: Hey, TurboKat. Hope you grow up again so I can fly on you.
<Other Three Creeplings>::still KOed XD you kids did a number on them::
<DarkKitten> You can’t fly on any of ‘em. ::says without opening his eyes up yet::
<RazorKitten> Can too! ::to DK::
<DarkKitten> Nuh uh, they’re mine, and I say you can’t.
<T-BoneKitten> Well, I already did, so there. ::raaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzz!::
<DarkKitten> ::mrrrs opens eyes ‘n glares at T-Bone:: I don’t care what you DID, I just know what you WON’T do. Jerkface.
<T-BoneKitten> I will if I want to and you can’t stop me. I already beat you up once. ::sniffs::
<RazorKitten> They can too fwy!
<DarkKitten> You didn’t beat me up!
<DarkKitten> And DUH of course they can fly, SCHMAZOR.
<T-BoneKitten> I did too! I punched you and bitted you. So’d the other kitt. ::points to Leo::
<DarkKitten> So! I did the same!
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Leo> ::has part of DK’s cape between his teeth, grinning in his sleep::))
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES::))
<T-BoneKitten> You didn’t bitted anybody. You just yelled a lot and played with your big gun which you shouldn’ta’ had anyways. Didn’t your Mommy ever teach you anything?
<DarkKitten> Yes! She taught me how to fire a gun properly and daddy taught me how to throw a grenade! ::razz::
<RazorKitten> ::raaaazzzzzz back!:: You’re jussa big poopie-head!
<T-BoneKitten> Wow, you had stupid parents.
<DarkKitten> ((<DK>… I miss my mommy’s D-Day pies… ))
<LeoSK> ::mrrs, wakes up::…
<DarkKitten> Oh yeah? Well at least my parents don’t let me run around like big sissies wearing masks!
<T-BoneKitten> I am notta sissies! ::sits up fully, puffs up, glares::
<LeoSK> You’re a bad kitty, Barney. ::glare::
<RazorKitten> I am NOTTA sissy!
<DarkKitten> ::stands up. puffs out his chest too. rolls up his big baggy sleeves. glares back:: Yes you are! You let that lady boss you around, big whiny baby! I bet you’re a bed wetter and that’s why you don’t wanna go to sleep!
<T-BoneKitten> I do NOT wet the bed! ::growls!::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<DK> Then, why’re you wet?! <T-Bone> ::blinkblinks, looks at himself:: <Razor> ::big eyes:: I hadda ac’dent… ))
<DarkKitten> ::laughs:: Bed wetter bed wetter never ever gonna get better!
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::snarls, leaps after DK::
<DarkKitten> Gah! ::growls leapt at but just backs up against the sofa he was on. pushes back at T-Bone::
<RazorKitten> ((::DEAD!::))
<RazorKitten> ::whimpers, he wassa bed wetter for a very short time, eyes tear up::
<T-BoneKitten> ::punches at DK’s nose::
<DarkKitten> ::growls hit:: Why you! ::kicks at T-Bone’s tummy!::
<KittyLeo> ::blinks, wants to jump in, but must earn suck up points with Josie when she gets back. ;_; ::
<RazorKitten> :wails, hates to see his buddy fighting, zooms to get Josie::
<T-BoneKitten> ::is kicked back, growls, tackles again!::
<RazorKitten> ::runs and clings to Josie’s leg::
<Josie>::in the hall again carrying that gun::
<Josie>::blinks:: What in th’? Razor?
<DarkKitten> ::is tackled! tries to roll over T-Bone to pin him::
<T-BoneKitten> ::is rolled on, squeaks! I should think DK was bigger::
<RazorKitten> They’re fighting, Auntie Josie!
<DarkKitten> HA! Got you! Any thing to say before I punch your lights out?
<KittyLeo> ::watches the two::…Leave himn alone, bareny!!
<T-BoneKitten> ::digs his claws into DK’s tummy::
<Josie> Who is? ::pries Razor off her leg ‘n heads down the hall::
<T-BoneKitten> ::hisses back at him::
<DarkKitten> ::yooowls! gets offa him ‘n holds his tummy. flops on his butt and starts crying XD::
<T-BoneKitten> ::sits up:: So there!
<DarkKitten> You hurted the kiiiiiing! Waaaaah aaaaaah ooooooooo!
<Josie>::enters the room and sees DK crying and T-Bone ‘n Leo awake::
<RazorKitten> They are… ::quietly::
<T-BoneKitten> King?! ::giggles:: You are not!
<Josie> ::sighs. puts the gun on the table:: Boys!
<DarkKitten> ::points at T-Bone:: He hurted my tummyyyyyyy!
<T-BoneKitten> Uh oh… ::wince, turns to look up at her… then points to DK quickly:: He said I wetted the bed!
<RazorKitten> ::huggles Auntie Josie::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Josie> ::being a neatfreak only rivaled by Sy:: Said you wha’….?! ::staaare, grabs Lysol, sprays all kittens just in case::))
<Josie>::rolls her eyes:: You! ::points to T-Bone:: Sit in this chair. ::points to a chair at one table::
<KittyLeo> It wasn’t me! They did it! Not me! Me and Razor were good! <ehh heeh hee! Must gain TRUST>
<DarkKitten> ((::DIEES::))
<T-BoneKitten> Do I hafta’?
<RazorKitten> ((DEAD!!))
<DarkKitten> HA HA!
<Josie> And YOU get in that one! ::points to DK then a chair at another table. glares at them both:: NOW.
<T-BoneKitten> ::siiiighs, goes to the chair::
<RazorKitten> ::trembling::
<DarkKitten> But-
<Josie>NOW.
<DarkKitten> ::huffs. flops in his chair::
<T-BoneKitten> ::sulks, gives Razor the glare for gettin’ the adult on his case::
<Josie>::looks down at Razor:: Its fine… see? No more fighting. ::looks at Leo to see he’s okay too. dang Roxie sleeps through anything::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Roxie> ::is secretly dismantling the wall, haha::))
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES::))
<RazorKitten> ((DEAD)
<RazorKitten> :whimpers, ducks his head shamefully::
<KittyLeo> ((<TB> ::poked her:: I think she dead….<Razor> ::cries, wanted rice cakes:: <Leo> ::blames DK:: <DK> ::cackles:: <Roxie and Turbokat> ::are oblivious in their Nirvanic sleep:: ))
<Josie>::sighs. has GOT to figure this out:: Say… is anyone hungry for some dinner?
<DarkKitten> ((::dies::))
<Turbokat>::is awake! not sure where he is tho XD on the sofa still mebbe::
<T-BoneKitten> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::looks up:: I’m hungry!
<RazorKitten> ((DEADDEADDEAD))
<Josie> Good. But it isn’t going to be cookies.
<T-BoneKitten> Yeah, I know… Mom won’t let me eat cookies for dinner either.
<Josie> ::goes to see what they have… lots of… ravioli and pie… and icecream… and donuts… and coffee and soda that’s IT? O_o;::
<DarkKitten> My mom lets me eat whatever I want. ::razz::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Roxie> And, rice cakes!))
<T-BoneKitten> ::razzes back::
<RazorKitten> ::suckles his thumb::
<DarkKitten> ((She probably hides those XD))
<Josie> ::sighs. picks up Razor:: Ar- er… Leo, would you take a seat with T-Bone please?
<KittyLeo> Okay Ms. Lady. ::does so::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<T-Bone> ::glare at Razor:: Kiss up. <Leo> I’m trying to! <T-Bone> ::shove him out of chair::))
<Josie>::smirks. goes ‘n sets Razor down at a seat at Leo ‘n T-Bone’s table. figures its best to leave DK by himself there at his own table XD::
<Josie>::then goes and prepares some ravioli! ahahahaha yes. a few minutes later, sets each kitten a bowl of the pastaish stuff with a spoon for each::
<RazorKitten> ::ducks his head from T-Bone. No wanna glare of “you bad kitty ratting on me!”::
<KittyLeo> Mmmm. ::smells it:: Thank you lady.
<Josie> ::also gives each a napkin and a glass of water:: Its Josie, Leo. Josie. ^^;
<T-BoneKitten> ::digs into his ravioli with gusto::
<KittyLeo> (( <TB> ::while Josie looks away, throws his at DK:: <Josie> O_o What a messy eater you are…))
<RazorKitten> ::munches quietly::
<KittyLeo> Okay Ms. Josie Leo Josie lady.
<T-BoneKitten> ((::DEADDEADDEADLeo!::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::looks up while eating and notes Razor:: Are you okay, buddy? ::yes, has about forgotten he was annoyed::
<RazorKitten> ::nodsnodsmuchly, smile with cheese around mouth::
<Josie>::sighs:: No, call me Josie.
<T-BoneKitten> ::grins back, giggles::
<DarkKitten> ::digs in OMNOMNOM actually he has manners, and knows how to hold his spoon::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<DK> ::holds his spoon delicately as he devours it slowly, pauses in his eating:: Hey! This isn’t *real* silverware! What’s with this cheap stuff?!))
<RazorKitten> ((DEAD))
<DarkKitten> ((::DIES::))
<KittyLeo> ::mun wonders if he should pull a Mindy…Decides not invoke Annu wrath:: Okay! Josie! ::eats food::
<Josie>::sits back down and looks the gun over… wants to try it out, but isn’t sure if she’ll make ‘em get younger or not… the settings seem to be set to age… but what if she makes them old geezers? and who would she try it on? Dark Kat should be the first victim… but if it worked, then HE would have the upper hand…. stares at the gun thinking::
<T-BoneKitten> ::finishes off the ravioli:: Do we get cookies?
<Josie>::blinks, looks at T-Bone::… I dunno. Razor and Leo will. But you and Dark Kat were bad. ::smirks::
<RazorKitten> ::feeds ravioli to Turbokat::
<T-BoneKitten> ::siiiiiighs::
<T-BoneKitten> I’m sorry?
<KittyLeo> This is tasty! What is it?
<T-BoneKitten> ::yes, with a ?, is searching for the magic word::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Josie> ::looks to Leo:: Er… That’s the tablecloth….))
<Turbokat>::gobbles it up as fast as he’s given some::
<Josie> Then you get a cookie. ::looks at DK, bets he won’t say it::
<KittyLeo> ((::DEAD!::))
<DarkKitten> … Give me a cookie or else, minion!
<DarkKitten> ((::dies::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::is a little sorry he scared Razor, honestly, doesn’t care that he punched DK, no one says he wets the bed! hasn’t done that since he was little… and that was aaaages ago, like two years, almost an eternity::
<Josie>::takes up their bowls when they’re done.:: Nooope. That’s not how you ask for a cookie. ::puts in sink rinses. wipes off paws gets a box of cookies. gives one to Leo ‘n razor ‘n T-Bone::
<T-BoneKitten> Thank you, Josie! ::beams, gobbles cookie::
<RazorKitten> ::munches cookie happily:
<DarkKitten> ::folds arms:: Give me a cookie now?
<Josie>::shakes head::
<Dark_Kitten> P… puh… ::strains to say this word:: please…?
<Josie> Goood. ::hands him one::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Dark Kat> ::goes to shake his creeplings awake to send them out to steal him a cookie, then sets about building himself an airship out of Legos::))
<RazorKitten> ((::DEAD::))
<KittyLeo> Thank you! ::beam::
<DarkKitten> ((::diies::))
<RazorKitten> ::issa happy kitty, he is, snuggles Turbokat::
<Turbokat> ::snuggles against his “daddy” XD::
<DarkKitten> ::wants to barf:: My creeplings are trained to bite your head off with a single order y’know.
<RazorKitten> ::RAZZ::
<T-BoneKitten> ((::come end of plot:: <Razor> T-Bone, that creepling followed me home…. <T-Bone> No, Razor. <Razor> But, he could come in handy. <T-Bone> No. No pets. It’ll just poop all over the hangar or something. <Razor> What’s with you and us getting a cute sidekick? You didn’t like Cybertron either… Are you jealous? <T-Bone> Shuddup.))
<RazorKitten> ((::DEAD::))
<DarkKitten> ((::DIIIES::))
<T-BoneKitten> TurboKat won’t. ::rubs creepling::
<DarkKitten> … You NAMED it after that STUPID jet?
<T-BoneKitten> I named it after the jet inna story you told us. The TurboKat of DOOOOOOM.
<RazorKitten> Yeah!
<DarkKitten> –; oh brother…
<DarkKitten> how lame.
<RazorKitten> ::RAZZ::
<T-BoneKitten> And, what would YOU name it?
<Turbokat>::imitates his “daddy” razzes DK::
<DarkKitten> I don’t name them anything.
<DarkKitten> It’s stupid.
<RazorKitten> You’re mean.
<T-BoneKitten> I think you’re too dumb to think up names.
<DarkKitten> Thank you, Razor. I know it.
<DarkKitten> And shut up T-Bone. That’s a dumb name too. Durrrrr mah name is T-Bone! Dogs attack me when they’re hungry!
<RazorKitten> ::grrrs::
<T-BoneKitten> ::growls:: It means I’m tough. Don’t make me beat you up again.
<Josie>::washing up the bowls ‘n such:: ENOUGH. Sheesh! How about you all go and watch the TV or something… ::remembers what LB watches:: Happy Helpers or something?
<T-BoneKitten> ::turns to look at her with horrified eyes, no, anything but that::
<DarkKitten> ((<Protocol>::from jail cell, screeeeeeams:: ))
<KittyLeo> …They give me nightmares…
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Josie> What about Barney? He’s… <Leo> He’s the Devil anna Commie! <T-Bone> NO! <Razor> ::cries:: <Dark Kat> ::looks ill:: ))
<DarkKitten> Happy Helpers is for BABIES! I wanna watch something with explotions! And big tough kats who kick butt! ::stands on his chair:: With cool fight scenes! <Josie> O_o;
<DarkKitten> ((::DIIES::))
<RazorKitten> ((::DEADDEAD::))
<T-BoneKitten> Yeah! Cool fight scenes!
<RazorKitten> ::grabs T-Bone by the sleeve, tugs::
<T-BoneKitten> ::blinks, looks to Razor::
<DarkKitten> ::hops off the chair to gain control of the TV @_@ rushes over ‘n turns it on::
<RazorKitten> I got idea…
<T-BoneKitten> Wha’?
<DarkKitten> ::finds nothing nothing nothing oooh onna those anime things with a big robot! @_@ flops down on the floor to watch::
<RazorKitten> ::whisper devious plan to tie up DK and take over TV::
<T-BoneKitten> ::blinkblinks, whispers back:: I thought you didn’t wanna get in trouble.
<RazorKitten> He wassa mean to me. ::pout::
<T-BoneKitten> ((<Razor> ::looks all innocent, but is actually a kitten mastermind to rival DK!::))
<T-BoneKitten> ::hugs:: I’ll beat ‘im up for you.
<DarkKitten> ((::dead::))
<Turbokat>::clings to Razor happily watches his “parents” talking::
<RazorKitten> ((DEAD))
<RazorKitten> Yay! ^_^
<T-BoneKitten> ::looks around, grins evilly and scampers to the kitchen::
<RazorKitten> ::blinkies, issa curled up onna chair with TKat, wonders what his buddy is up to::
<T-BoneKitten> ::grabs a chair and drags it to the fridge, climbs up it and gets into the freezer, digs around, pulls out a handful of ice cubes and ruuuuuuuuns back to the breakroom to shove them down the back of DK’s cape::
<Josie>… T-Bone? What are you doing?
<Josie>::is in the kitchen still::
<T-BoneKitten> Just getting some ice cubes. ::as he finishes stuffing and runs quickly::
<Josie>::drying off the bowls ‘n puttin’ em away. sighs. knows this can’t be good::
<RazorKitten> ::blinkies::
<DarkKitten> ::glued to the TV. sitting too close too:: Yeah! You tell ‘em BadBot!
<DarkKitten> ::roots for the badguys of course::
<Turbokat>::fallin’ asleep in Razor’s arms::
<T-BoneKitten> ::shoots back to his couch and curls up, wonders how long it’ll take DK to notice::
<RazorKitten> ::curls up around T-Kat, snuggles next to T-Bone, keeping an eye open for DK::
<DarkKitten> ::blinks… feels something cold… then stands eeeek! mun missed that part for some reason:: Cold cold cooold! ::hops around running grabbing at his back XD::
<DarkKitten> ((er – the <DK> part why I typed it I dunno XD))
<T-BoneKitten> ::tries hard not to giggle::
<RazorKitten> ::giggling, head buried in his arms::
<DarkKitten> Gnrnnnn! ::flops on the floor, gets inside his big ol robe and finds the half melted ice cubes. >.<! pops back out and throws them at T-Bone and Razor!:: YOU DID THAT YOU BIG DOO DOO HEAD!!!
<RazorKitten> Meeps! I didn’a do enethin’!
<DarkKitten> THEN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!?! ::flailing arms!::
<T-BoneKitten> ::lets it bounce off his hands as he covers his face, giggling::
<Josie>::hears the yelling. sighs. takes up the gun. will test another creepling::
<RazorKitten> I c’n laugh at you iff’n I wanna!
<KittyLeo> ((>_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;; BBR!!))
<DarkKitten> Who did it then?! Who dares defy the king?!
<T-BoneKitten> ((::is dying, imagining Kitten DK doing this with his folks too:: <DK> ::to his Mom:: Bring my food, minion! <Momma DK> ::eyes narrow:: Don’t make me get the cattle prod…))
<Josie>::sighs:: Here goes… ::fires at one of the creeplings still KOed in the kitchen::
<Creepling>::ages! is an old thing now::
<Josie>::blinks, switches the gun back to the way it was. aims fires::
&ltCcreepling>::returns to its appropriate age::
<Josie> Ah hah!
<RazorKitten> ((DEAD))
<DarkKitten> ((::DIIIES::))
<Josie>::Forgetting to change the gun to make things older, hurries into the other room where the kits are::
<T-BoneKitten> ::curls up quickly, feigning innocence::