Using his newly acquired powers, T-Bone toys with Protocol and Globulous. But, is it wise to bring them back to the hangar with him? Razor sure doesn’t think so!
<Sagey> RPG Start – <Razor> T-Bone! What’d I tell you about bringing pests to the hangar?!
<TBoneSK> ::issa pondering Globby and Prot’s proposition to take them home with him::
<TBoneSK> ((<T-Bone> ::has always wanted pets… could add a doggie door for them and everything::))
<Protocol> ((<T-Bone> You never let me bring evil villains home… ;_; <Razor> … ))
<JakeClawson> ::comes home grumbling, ripping off the bunny ears the minute he’s inside::
<Protocol> Yeah I’d love to cut loose and have some … SWAT… Katty… fun. ^_^; ::hopes he falls for this::
<TBoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<JakeClawson> ((::DEAD::))
<Globulous> :: raises an eyebrow at that, deciding whether or not to laugh ::
<TBoneSK> ((<Prot> ::aside:: SWAT Katty fun like boiling SWAT Kats in oil! AhahahahahaaaaHeeeeheeeheeeee! <Globby> ::sweatdrop, wonders why she thinks T-Bone can’t hear all that::))
<Protocol> (((::dies::))
<TBoneSK> ::ponders briefly, one hand under his chin:: Okay. ::snaps his fingers, causing them all to disappear::
<Protocol> ::blinks as they’re poofed away… to where pray tell?::
<JakeClawson> ((::DEAD::))
<Globulous> :: issa “poofed” away ::
<JakeClawson> ::sinks onto the couch once he’s in civvies:: little kitts… all over the place…
<TBoneSK> ::has them, plus Jake, now in his SK uniform, reappear in the hangar::
<Protocol> ::blink blink, looks around taking everything in:: Is this… ::grin slowly gets wider:: your base of operations?
<RazorSK> ::blinks, lands on the floor with a splat:: Ow.
<TBoneSK> Yeah, pretty much. ::blithely, goes over to Razor and scoops him up:: Hey, buddy, have fun?!
<TBoneSK> ::then goes ahead and bearhugs Razor before he can answer::
<Globulous> :: arrives as well, crosses arms, looking around :: I gotta hand it to ya, Protocol.
<RazorSK> ::blinkblinkblinnks:: AWK!!!!!!!!!!!
<Protocol> Oooo hooo hoooo heee heee! ::scurries over to a computer console:: I’m SUCH a brilliant cyberkat! ::looks things over. then skitters over to where the Turbokat sits::
<Globulous> I hope that you’re recording all of this
<TBoneSK> ::lets Razor go and holds him out at arm’s length, beaming::
<RazorSK> ::then suddenly realizes:: T-Bone? ::Then has a holy cow:: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!
<Globulous> Oh, don’t mind us, we won’t be staying for long :: grins ::
<Protocol> ::smirks at Globulous feeling oh so smug:: Of course I am!
<TBoneSK> They wanted to play. ::simply::
<Protocol> ::laughs at Razor ‘n T-Bone:: And to think… all this time all one had to do was ask, and POOF! Here we are. ::walks around the base near the shelves of g-a-ts ‘n such goes over to a stack of missiles::
<RazorSK> They can’t play in here!!! What’re you talking about?!
<TBoneSK> ::waves a hand, somehow supporting Razor with just one:: Pff. It’s fine, bud. ::magics up a cookie and offers it to him:: Want one?
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::eyes bugging out:: <T-Bone> On second thought. ::makes up a sedative::))
<Globulous> Play? What an excellent idea, let’s play 52 pickup, except without the cards :: without looking shoves over the T-Bone and Razor Locker (c) ::
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<TBoneSK> ::turns to look at him and then counts carefully:: Hmmm… You’re gonna need fifty more lockers then. ::waves a hand and has fifty more lockers appear::
<TBoneSK> ::appear ON Globby at that::
<RazorSK> ((DEAD!!))
<RazorSK> :would be tugging on his fur:: T-Bone, what’s gotten into you?!
<Globulous> :: blinks as what’s probably a ton of metal falls on top of him ::
<Protocol> ::chuckles and flickers electricity now that she’s dry between her paws:: Now Globulous… such manners. Ladies first. ::zaps a octopus missile and has it fly across the room towards Razor ‘n T-Bone::
<TBoneSK> ::stops the missile by holding out a hand and explains to Razor:: See,MadKatgotlooseandheturnedallthecity’skittensintodemonswell,hewastryingtoand… ::breathes::
<Protocol> ::mrrrs, shrugs, notes Globby ‘n laughs pointing::
<RazorSK> What’re they DOING HERE!?
<TBoneSK> I’m getting to that part!
<RazorSK> ::eyes are wide at Prot and Glob:
<TBoneSK> Okay,see,MadKatturnedmeintoajesterlikehimandIgotboredafterTHOSETWOofallpeoplestoppedhim,soIbroughtthemhereformorefun.
<Globulous> :: clambers out from the under the lockers :: Not quite what I had in mind.
<RazorSK> :issa struggling to get down on the ground::
<TBoneSK> ::breathes, turns the missile into a big, fluffy chair and sets Razor in it:: And, tada! Here we all are!
<RazorSK> ::zooooooooms to go get a Glovatrix::
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::clawing away at T-Bone’s arm like a kitty held by a little child:: <T-Bone> ::like a little kid, ignores all this::))
<RazorSK> ((::Dead::))
<Globulous> Uh-oh :: zoooooooms to go and cut him off :: I hope that you’re not plannin’ on doing anything violent now?
<TBoneSK> ::zips over there and puts an arm around Razor, holding him close… so close he’s squished:: Naw, he’s just excitable.
<RazorSK> ::snarls:: Lemme go!!
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::is so “excitable” he needs blood pressure medication::))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<TBoneSK> ::blinkies, looks at Razor::
<Globulous> ((:: DIES! ::))
<Globulous> :: ponders a thought :: He doesn’t look so happy, maybe you should do something to cheer him up? :: to TB ::
<TBoneSK> Yeah, Razor gets really tense sometimes… ::looks down at Razor:: Sure you don’ wanna cookie?
<Globulous> You know, since we’re pals and all now, maybe you’d like to show us around the place before we start havin’ fun?
<RazorSK> T-Bone! Don’t you DARE!
<TBoneSK> Uh… well, I’m a little fuzzy about where some of it all is… It’s really big and hard to decide…
<RazorSK> ::struggles::
<Globulous> That’s okay :: looks around, spies the SK computer :: Wow, I bet you got some cool vid games on that thing. You know, Ana here is really great at computer games
<Protocol> ((::yelps spiders in the laundry roooom ;_;:: ))
<RazorSK> ((Meeps! ))
<RazorSK> NO!
<Globulous> ((KILL IT! :: hands her a shoe ::))
<TBoneSK> ((Eek!))
<Globulous> ((Or at least forcibly relocate it ))
<Protocol> ((LOL I tried to kick the dryer to get it off the buttons down there, and it got flung off… then PK (hubby) started saying “what color was it? Its a poisonous one!” and freakin’ me out XD::))
<Globulous> ((<Hubby> AHHH! :: screams, leaps into Annu’s arms :: ))
<TBoneSK> Hey, cool! ::zaps them all to the computer so that they appear in chairs in front of it with joysticks::
<Protocol> ((::dies:: That’s usually how it goes actually… until poison is mentioned…))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Annu> Don’t tempt me to throw YOU at it….))
<RazorSK> ((::dead::))
<RazorSK> T-Bone!!! <CHANCE!!!>
<Globulous> :: blinks as he’s now seated in front of the computer ::
<Protocol> ::griiins sitting in a chair::
<Globulous> What was the name of the game again? :: nudges Prot :: Seek and Destroy?
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::screams, tied to his chair::))
<Protocol> Let’s play a game… shall we? ::cackles cracks knuckles and puts paws on the console. “hooks” self up to the computer::
<Globulous> ((<Prot> :: gets sucked in :: AHHHH!! :: <Razor> Heh, never thought that failsafe would work ))
<RazorSK> <CHANCE!!! WAKE UP!!!!>
<Globulous> ((<Razor> HA! There’s nothing in there! It’s just for looks! ))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<TBoneSK> <It’s okay, buddy.> ::grins to Razor::
<RazorSK> <It’s NOT okay! They’re the bad guys! THE BAD GUYS!>
<Protocol> ::grins and has to begin bypassing info. no games coming up as a few minutes pass::
<TBoneSK> <Yeah, ain’t it fun messin’ with ‘em?>
<RazorSK> <::freezes:: WHAT!?!?!>
<Globulous> ((<Prot> *cough* GAG! :: downloads the Scaredy Kat Database ::))
<TBoneSK> <Computer> ::has all kinds of securities around some one particular file, smack, Matt, stop readin’ my mind::
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<TBoneSK> ::just winks::
<Protocol> ::hrrms… decides to mess with the heavily guarded one XD::
<RazorSK> ::blinkblinks, is unconvinced, says it anyway:: <I hate you..>
<Protocol> ::mrrrs concentrating finally breaks through… what is file precisely XD::
<TBoneSK> ::ears droop, eyes get all big and teary:: <You don’t mean it, do you?>
<TBoneSK> <File> ::is indeed a database of all things Scaredy Kat, plus a Scaredy Kat game!::
<Globulous> :: watching Prot do her thing at the computer, grins ::
<Globulous> <These SWAT Kats are morons…>
<RazorSK> <Of course not>
<TBoneSK> ::smiles, huggles Razor::
<RazorSK> <Just what is going on?>
<TBoneSK> <I’m playin’.>
<RazorSK> <But why bring them here?>
<TBoneSK> ::shrug:: <They asked. ‘Sides, “here” ain’t a bad place for them to be.>
<RazorSK> <Here is our hangar. ::hisses:: If they find out who we are…>
<TBoneSK> <Meh!> ::waves hand::
<RazorSK> <What’s THAT supposed to mean?!>
<TBoneSK> <You’ll seee-eeee! ::singsong::>
<RazorSK> ARGH!!!! :Struggles::
<TBoneSK> ::siiiiighs, turns Razor into a kitten::
<RazorSK> ::blinkblinkblinks:: MROW?!
<TBoneSK> Awwwwwwwww! ::squeak! scoops up Razor kitten, hugs::
<Globulous> :: sees this, points and laughs ::
<RazorSK> MRRRRRRF!!!!!!! ::ears pinned::
<TBoneSK> ((<Globby> ::then as the hugging goes on … and on… and on:: Ooooh, I’m gettin’ sick.))
<TBoneSK> ::rubs Razor’s cheek::
<TBoneSK> ((<T-Bone> ::then blinks as his finger’s punctured by Razor’s second season style cheek:: Owie…))
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD::))
<RazorSK> ::attempts to bite ‘im. Isn’t a happy kitty::
<TBoneSK> Razor! ::stern face, wags finger at him:: Be nice – we have company over.
<Globulous> ((<Razor> :: hears his name called, turns his head fast, then hears a scream :: Whoops :: turns around again, another scream :: <Person> Gah! My neck! <Razor> Sorry! :: turns again, chopping down a telephone poll ::))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<RazorSK> ::hisses::
<TBoneSK> Awww… C’mon, lil’ buddy… Smile. ::rubs kitten::
<RazorSK> ::growls::
<KitSK> ((::readies her puns for poking fun at stuff since she’s not joining in the rp::))
<Globulous> ((<Kit> :: stacks them all inna row, labeling them etc. ::))
<TBoneSK> ((<Kit> ::loads punlaunchers::))
<KitSK> ((you guys just have to provide the ammunition ;) ))
<TBoneSK> ::ears droop, wishes Razor would lighten up already, geez, who knew he was such an uptight child:
<Globulous> ((<Razor> :: was so uptight he never needed a belt ::))
<RazorSK> ((::DEAD::))
<RazorSK> ::struggles, wants to get out fast::
<TBoneSK> ::sighs, sets Razor down::
<Globulous> ((<Razor> I’m not uptight… :: was an obsessive compulsive child, wore gloves constantly and used a new bar of soap every time he washed his hands :: Don’t rub me, your getting evil germs all over me! <T-Bone> :: blinks ::))
<TBoneSK> Yer sure hard to cheer up, bud. ::rolls eyes:: I have better luck with villains!
<KitSK> ((::dies::))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<RazorSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD::))
<KitSK> ((<villians> We don’t think Tbone’s that funny either kid…))
<Globulous> ((<Matt> My pun license is still suspended <Pun License> :: floating in the air :: ))
<RazorSK> ::zooms, attacks Globby!::
<KitSK> ((::snorks at Globby::))
<TBoneSK> ((<Matt> Of course, that hasn’t stopped me…))
<TBoneSK> ::yells to Globby:: Don’ worry, he’s had his shots!
<Globulous> :: issa attacked :: Hey!
<RazorSK> ::hisses, scratches, bites::
<Globulous> :: is more amused than anything, grabs Razor by the scruff of his neck, then holds him up :: You’re one nasty little critter :: reaches over and drops him into a trashcan, closing the lid ::
<TBoneSK> ::’ports Razor out to his hand, cleaned of any garbage::
<Globulous> ((<Razor> :: blink blink :: Ooookay…))
<RazorSK> ::issa dizzy::
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<TBoneSK> ::rubs his head:: Told you to behave.
<RazorSK> ::hisses again::
<Globulous> :: hisses back at him, only his is like a lion’s roar ::
<TBoneSK> ::grins, finds it amusing, makes Razor into a reeeeeeeeeally big kitten with a really loud roar::
<TBoneSK> ::and puts him in front of Globby::
<RazorSK> ::blinkblinks, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowls at Globby::
<KitSK> ((And here…ladies and gents…we have the amazing shrinking and growing Kitten…))
<Globulous> :: looooooks up :: Well now, aren’t you the main attraction :: mildly :: what’s he supposed to do, eat me?
<TBoneSK> He probably won’t. No offense, man, but you’re really gross.
<RazorSK> ::pounce!::
<Globulous> :: gets pounced on, flattened to the ground by the big kitty kat ::
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::bites Globby’s head off, then makes a face and spits it out:: <Globby> ::head lying by his body:: That’s what you get!0)
<RazorSK> ((dead))
<RazorSK> ::snarls::
<Globulous> Alright :: muffled by paws :: This is getting annoying
<RazorSK> ::snarling/droopling::
<TBoneSK> ::sits back, floating in the air, and munches on popcorn, appears very laidback, but is keeping an eye out for Razor::
<RazorSK> ((DROOLING))
<Globulous> ((Droopling? Do I even want to know what that is?))
<TBoneSK> ((I think it involves drooling and having a runny nose at the same time.))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<Globulous> :: grabs Razor’s front paw “pinky” and puts him into some kinda submission hold that should hurt enough for him to let go ::
<RazorSK> ::snarls, wails, bites::
<TBoneSK> ::zaps Razor again and makes him a super-strong kitten/lion:: Go get ‘im, bud!~
<Globulous> :: gets bitten, pulls away with a chunk of him missin’ ::
<RazorSK> ::makes a face, spits out is disgust::
<Globulous> :: has his chunk re-attach itself ::
<Protocol> ::we’ll say her system froze a bit whilst mun was gone. finished d/l Scaredykat stuff XD::
<TBoneSK> ((That alone could freeze one’s system…))
<Globulous> Listen, you… :: looking up at Razor ::..whatever you are. Unless you want to become 5000 pounds of raw meat on a stick you’d better stop while you’re ahead.
<RazorSK> ::SNARLS SOMMORE::
<TBoneSK> ((::dies, thought he said, “stop while you’re dead”::))
<Globulous> :: forms a *big* whip and a chair, cracks whip :: Back!
<TBoneSK> ::frowns, turns Globby’s whip into a licorice whip::
<Globulous> ((<Globby> I was a lion tamer back in my days in the circus ))
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::HATES licorice, tucks tail and runs::))
<Protocol> ::starts twitching as she goes through the data XD oh man scardeykat not good for cyberkat’s system. eyes bug out and go @_@::
<RazorSK> ::bites licorice, blinks, spits it out::
<TBoneSK> ((<Prot> Really? You were in the circus. <Globby> Yeah. Usually appearing as the whole sideshow… That took some fast… body changes.))
<Protocol> ((::Laughs::))
<KitSK> ((::snork::))
<KitSK> ((<globby> ::Trying to change his voice to sound like several different people…failing miserably::))
<Globulous> Licorice? :: looks over to T-Bone :: You did this!
<TBoneSK> Guilty! ::grins::
<RazorSK> ::trying to get the taste outta his mouth:
<KitSK> ((<globby> ::sweet voice:: I’m the bearded lady. ::hard voice:: I’m the worlds stronges man. ::two voices (how’d he do that):: I’m the simese twins…))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEAD Kit!::))
<RazorSK> ((::SODEAD::))
<Globulous> ((::snorks ::))
<Protocol> ::all of a sudden, does a scardeykat scream/yelp and flies up to the ceiling, claws dug in. fur poofed out @____@:: LICORICE MONSTER!
<TBoneSK> ::flops over, howling at Prot::
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<Protocol> ((::dies Kit::))
<Globulous> :: then looks at Prot :: Oh great… :: back to T-Bone :: If you’ll excuse me for just one second :: walks over to her ::
<Protocol> GAAAAAH! ::cringes:: Stay away!
<TBoneSK> Sure thin’. ::grins, looks to Razor, holds out a huuuuge bowl of milk:: Here, buddy…
<Globulous> Uh, Protocol, we’re supposed to be stealing, destroying and sabotaging, not…cringing in fear
<KitSK> ((::watches as Prot cringes and Tbone turns her in to Cringer::))
<Globulous> ((<Prot> Meow? <Globby> :: slaps forehead ::))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::diesboth::))
<RazorSK> ((DEAD))
<KitSK> ((::dies at Globby::))
<Protocol> Go away! ::drops clings to wall:: You’re that lady with the bomb aren’t you?!
<RazorSK> ::blinkblinks at milk::
<TBoneSK> It’ll help with the licorice. ::grins::
<KitSK> ((<globby> No…the lady with the gun is Jessie…))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD Kit!::))
<RazorSK> ::snuffles, drinks::::
<KitSK> ((er…bomb…many guns…same difference right?))
<TBoneSK> ((Purdy much.))
<Globulous> Oh no…:: looks over at T-Bone :: Just what exactly did she download?
<TBoneSK> ::rubs Razor’s nose::
<TBoneSK> Scaredy Kat. ::grins::
<RazorSK> ::blinkies, then purrs, rubs against TB::
<Globulous> :: shudders ::
<Protocol> ::yelps and flees to the Turbokat and hides in its canopy::
<Globulous> Dark Kat is just gonna love this… :: dryly, chases after ::
<TBoneSK> ::giggles at them::
<Protocol> ::left some scratches on it too XD:: Gaaaaah! No! ::puts arms in front of her face to block whatever incoming wrath she thinks Globby’s gonna wage::
<Globulous> :: grabs Prot and drags er’ up to T-Bone :: Alright SWAT Kat, I’ve figured out your little game. How about a deal?
<TBoneSK> Wha’ kinda deal?
<Protocol> ::whimpers and clawwwws at the floor as she’s dragged::
<Globulous> You give up your powers, and we’ll depart without the knowledge of the location of this place.
<KitSK> ((<globby> ::plays Let’s Make A Deal and dresses up in a funny costume::))
<Protocol> ::clawing wildy at the ground to try and escape XD teeth chattering effect @_o!!::
<TBoneSK> ::shrugs:: Whada you know?
<TBoneSK> ::snaps fingers and the hanger becomes a park::
<Globulous> ((<Globby> Wow, that must’ve been a big hanger…))
<TBoneSK> Who said this ever was our real base?
<Protocol> YIEEEEE! ::CLINGS to Globby’s legs ‘n waist now XD::
<Globulous> :: blinks, eyes darken a little bit. Isn’t used to being tricked, is about to say something, but just turns away fuming :: Come on :: dragging Prot along ::
<TBoneSK> Uhm… The door’s up there. ::points upward:: Well, it’s more like a lid really.
<Protocol> Noooo not to the dentists! I don’t wanna go there!!
<Protocol> ::dragged::
<TBoneSK> ((::DIES Prot::))
<Globulous> Just return to base, we’ll get you a nice warm and cuddly diagnostic overview :: grabbing her, leaps up and mun assumes goes out the lid? ::
<TBoneSK> ::yeps, on the other side… I’d guess they ended up back in the City Hall lobby beside a little blue and red kat-in-the-box… that immediately disappears::
<Protocol> Yipe! ::pulled along outside where?::
<Globulous> That’s the last time I go out on Halloween…
<TBoneSK> ((<Prot> ::snaps back to her right mind:: I TOLD you!!!!!! I TOLD YOU! It was all your stupid idea! <Globby> Grrrr! <Prot> ::squeal!:: Don’t hurt me, bomb lady!))
<Globulous> ((::DIES!::))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> We’re in city hall!? ::CLINGS to Globby again:: POLITICIANS!!?!?! @___o;;;
<KitSK> ((<politicians> BOO!))
<Globulous> :: drags drags Prot :: Don’t worry, Manx isn’t around and I don’t think he’ll eat you…:: then grins :: Unless of course if he hasn’t had lunch yet…
<TBoneSK> ((<Prot> Politicians carry bombs! ::thinks everyone carries bombs now::))
<Protocol> ::shivers:: l-l-lunch?! ::drug along::
<Protocol> ((::dies:: She just might ))
<KitSK> ((<manx>::gnawing on a turkey leg when they enter:: <prot> ::freaks out::))
<TBoneSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Globby> Ahhh… I see the good Mayor has begun his 28 days of Thanksgiving.))
<Roxie_Ryaan> ((<Prot> ;_; He’s feasting on the dead! ::faint:: <Globby> -_-; ))
<Globulous> :: notices that they have no form of transportation :: Well, isn’t this rather inconvenient, well, we could always take the sewers… ((<Manx> :: eating an entire Turkey onna stick :: Oh, don’t mind me, just a little midnight snack ))
<Protocol> ((::dies:: Good thing she didn’t d/l Blue Manx data XD She’s be flyin’ around the room grinning))
<TBoneSK> ((::SOOOODEAD!::))
<TBoneSK> ::blinks, suddenly changes back to normal as daylight comes, finds himself on the floor of the real hangar by a dozing Razor::
<Protocol> Not the SEWERS! They’re… DARK! @___@ the bomb lady might be down there!!!
<TBoneSK> Wha’?! ::looks around::
<Globulous> :: kicks up a “kat-hole” :: We’ll be taking the express route. You might want to hold your breath
<Protocol> Nooo! ::hides behind a mailbox::
<TBoneSK> ((<Razor> ::curled up inna little ball like a kitten with a milk moustache… snoring loudly::))
<Protocol> ((mawww))
<Globulous> Alright, how about a taxi then? Is there anything scary about a taxi? Anything at all?
<KitSK> ((<prot> Taxi Drivers!!!))
<Protocol> … ::soft whisper:: taxi driverrrrs. O_o; ::clings to mailbox::
<Protocol> ((<g>))
<TBoneSK> ((<Prot> Don’t you KNOW?! Taxi drivers are demons in disguise that take you away to haunted amusement parks where you have to ride every last ride ’til you barf! <Globby> Good grief… I knew there was a reason I hated that show…))
<Protocol> ((::dead::))
<Globulous> :: sighs, then gets an idea :: Well, we could always “walk” back to the hideout :: morphs into the lady with the bomb ::
<TBoneSK> ::blinks and looks around, then flops back:: I’m beat… Feel like I’ve been partying all night… ::then smiles as he dozes off:: And, something says it was really fun.
<Protocol> ::screeeams in terror, toon wild take of eyes bugging out, ZOOOOMS towards the hideout XD::
<Globulous> :: chases her in that general direction ::