Prank Calls

<Protocol> ::hmmm so still in cell I suppose. XD Driver left to go get Icecream with Uncle Sy or somethin’ XD sooooo bored. nothing on TV either::

<MatrixSK> ::walks into the cellblock:: Nothing on TV?
<Protocol> Nope. No criminals to bust?
<MatrixSK> ::shrug:: They took the day off, prolly.
<Protocol> Oh I’m sure someone is doing SOMETHING out there… someone littering… knocking over a vending machine… prank calling. I think you could handle those. ::chuckles::
<MatrixSK> ::razz::
<Protocol> ::razzes back.:: Speaking of calls, I never did get my one phone call.
<LeoKitty> ::walks in:: Prank Calls…you’d love those, Protocol…
<MatrixSK> ::smirks:: Who’s SHE gonna prank call? Dark Kat?
<Protocol> That would be kinda fun. I still have his home number.
<MatrixSK> ::arches a brow:: He’s gotta HOME number?
<Protocol> Yeah, didn’t you know?
<LeoKitty> …That’s not a bad idea…
<Protocol> I had to… ::shuddes:: fetch him a pair of… zebra pants one day when he spilled coffee on his robes… XP
<MatrixSK> ::snorks:: What is it? 1-800-IREVIL?
<LeoKitty> ::stare:: ….xebra pants…?
<LeoKitty> ((Maybe I meant Zebra…))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<Protocol> Don’t ask… and no its I-800-I-AM-EVIL. DUH. XD
<LeoKitty> ((You are batman A-ha-ha-ha…??))
<Protocol> ((LOL))
<Protocol> Gimmie a phone and I’ll prove it. Or take me to one. ::won’t escape. is outnumbered and can’t zappy::
<LeoKitty> …Sounds fun…whatcha think, Matrix…?
<MatrixSK> ::arches a brow, smirks, punches the “speaker” button onna phone beside him:: What is it?
<Protocol> I just told you.
<MatrixSK> Not very original, is he? ::punches it in, waits as it dials::
<Dark Kat>::was reading a Shakespeare book. has classical music going on in the background. eating out of a crate of bon bons. answers phone:: Hello?
<MatrixSK> ::ba-links!::
<Protocol> ::disquises voice some:: Mista Dark Kat? This is tha phone company. I’m runnin’ a test on yer phone to make sure its working.
<Dark Kat> uh… okay…
<MatrixSK> O_o;
<Protocol> Now if you would please, press the followin’ numbahs, to make sure we get ‘em. 2. 4. 5. 3. 6. 3. 4.
<Dark Kat>::presses ‘em as told::
<LeoKitty> ::light sniker:: <the possibilities…>
<Protocol> Okay okay… thanks hon. now try these. 4058585837836283638467384634723!
<Dark Kat>::tries gah she’s goin’ too fast:: Hold on a second!
<MatrixSK> ::claps a hand against his mouth::
<Protocol> ::keeps goin’::
<Dark Kat> Wait let me start over!!!
<Protocol> and 3. Did you get that?
<Dark Kat>::fumbles around then presses 3:: YEAH. Is it working?
<Protocol> Yes. I think the phone is the only thing working right, as opposed to your mind! ::motions to hang up hang up!::
<Dark Kat> WHAT?! Why you!
<MatrixSK> ::busts out laughing, hangs up::
<LeoKitty> ::Laughs quite a lot!:: Oh…this is wrong…
<Protocol> ::smirks::
<MatrixSK> It really IS his number. ::evil grin:: Who wants to try next?
<Protocol> Told you. ::chuckles::
<LeoKitty> Oooh! me!
<Protocol> ::grins:: Dial it up for him, Matrix.
<MatrixSK> ::hits redial:
<Dark Kat> ::grumbles:: Hello? ::trying to remember if he got the call back service or not XD::
<LeoSK> Hello? Who is this?
<Dark Kat> … YOU called ME. You should know!
<Dark Kat> This is Dark Kat.
<LeoSK> What!? YOU called ME! What’s wrong with you!?
<Dark Kat> I did no such thing! Who is this?!
<Protocol> ::snickering::
<LeoSK> This is Dark Kat, you arrogant fool!
<MatrixSK> ::is dying::
<Protocol> ::YEY! XD::
<Dark Kat> No I’M Dark Kat!!
<LeoSK> You lie! How dare you call yourself me! You sound like a Blender! My voice is much more refined!!
<MatrixSK> ::flops back, laughing through clenched teeth::
<Dark Kat> A BLENDER?! Listen here you, I’m going to hang up and *69 you and then I’ll come and stomp on your face to PROVE I’m Dark Kat!
<Protocol> ::back in her cell stifiling laughter::
<LeoSK> How dare you insult my so! You shall pay for this, you foolish, arrogant Blender mouth! ::signals to hang up::
<Protocol> ::you can hang up, yer next to the phone::
<MatrixSK> ::hangs up, gfaws in laughter::
<Dark Kat> WHAT?! ::seethes. tries *69::
<Phone> doo doo DOOOO. We’re sorry, but this number cannot be traced.
<DarkKat>::curses!!::
<MatrixSK> ::lauuuuuughing:: Kats, he’s gullible!
<LeoSK> Gah ha hah ha! Too fun. Your turn, Matrix.
<MatrixSK> ::takes in a deep breath: Dial it.
<LeoSK> ::does so::
<Protocol> ::laughs then snickers::
<Dark Kat> HELLO.
<MatrixSK> Yes. Is this the evil villain of the house?
<Dark Kat> … yes…?
<MatrixSK> May I ask who I’m speaking to? I’ve got Dr. Viper, Hard Drive, Dark Kat and Lt. Commander Steele on my list…
<Dark Kat> Dark Kat. ::mrrrs::
<MatrixSK> Ah. The evillest of them all. Your mother would be proud. I understand you’re subscribed to Villain’s Easy Killings Magazine, am I right?
<LeoSK> ((<Dark Kat> – - <Creepling> You want me to leave so you can say bad words now? <Dark Kat> That’d be great.))
<Dark Kat> No. You are NOT right.
<Protocol> ((::dies:: ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD:))
<MatrixSK> Either way, your subscription is about to be terminated as we speak. Do you realize that your subscription will expire in exactly… 465 months?!
<Dark Kat> It will good- wait a minute! I SAID I didn’t order any magazine supscription!!! Are you DEAF?
<MatrixSK> There’s still time to act, Mr. Dark Kat! Did you know that every five minutes a cop is welcomed into the academy??
<LeoSK> ((<Matrix> ::voice cracks:: Yes… <Dark Kat> Oh my God! I am so sorry! I didn’t mean to hu–…hey WAIT A MINUTE!!! ))
<MatrixSK> ((::SOOODEAD::))
<Protocol> ((::diies:: ))
<Dark Kat> I don’t wa- really? Is it THAT many?
<Protocol> ::busting up, covering her mouth::
<MatrixSK> Isn’t it such HORRIBLE news, Dark Kat?! Don’t you just HATE it when that happens?!
<LeoSK> ::wonders how he’s containing himself::
<MatrixSK> ::is trying really hard to keep a straight face::
<Dark Kat> Yes! I do!
<MatrixSK> Then act now, Dark Kat! Renew your subscription and we’ll put those cops off the streets for good! And, I can do it right here for your convenience! Give me your credit card number! Quick! Quick!
<MatrixSK> And, remember. It has to be authentic, not stolen!
<Dark Kat> Um okay hold on… uh… ::pulls out his Dark Wallet (c) sounds of him flipping through stolen credit cards heard faintly:: Ah hah! Here we go! ::reads off number::
<Protocol> ::motions for someone to write that down!::
<MatrixSK> Thank you, thank you! ::writes it on the wall quickly::
<MatrixSK> Oh, Mr. Dark Kat, you’ve made many villains happy today. Thank you once again for shopping with Villain’s Easy Killings! Good day. ::hangs up::
<Dark Kat> You’re wel- ::hears the phone click:: come… ::wonders now if that was for real XD::
<Protocol> ::busts up laughing:: I SO want to use that card number!
<MatrixSK> ::is practically crying::
<LeoSK> ::cracks up:: Oh my God…
<MatrixSK> ::sits up, motions to Prot:: Your turn.
<Protocol> Dial it.
<MatrixSK> ::hits redial::
<Dark Kat> HELLO?! ::snarls into the phone::
<Protocol> Hieeee! Thanks for calling Pizza Shack, like, we guarantee our ingredients are fresh, that’s why we use ingredients no older than two weeks! Can I take yer order?
<Dark Kat> … I did NOT call this number! Nor did I call the last one! Though… a pizza sounds nice…
<MatrixSK> ::claps a hand against his mouth::
<Protocol> So can I take yer like… order?
<Dark Kat> I’ll have a pepperoni pizza.
<Protocol> Ooooh you don’t want that tonight.
<Dark Kat> Why not?
<Protocol> Well… we had a bit of trouble with a health inspector… messy, just trust me you don’t want pepperoni. How about tuna topping instead?
<Dark Kat> O.o; uh… okay.
<Protocol> So is that all?
<Dark Kat> I’ll take three of those. Large.
<Protocol> My aren’t you like… totally hungry. Okay let me ring that up. Hold on a sec. That’ll beeee 89 dollers. ^_^
<Dark Kat> For THREE LARGE?! That’s too much.
<MatrixSK> ::is dying::
<Protocol> No… its not.
<Dark Kat> I’m not paying that!
<Protocol> Okay then…. 45 dollars?
<Dark Kat>… that’s more reasonable… how long will this be?
<Protocol> Oh in 30 minutes! If we take longer, you pay us extra! Kay? Buh bye now. ::motions them to hang up XD::
<MatrixSK> ::hangs up!::
<Protocol> ::finally busts up laughing, was holding it in::
<LeoSK> We’re all evil…::cackles::
<Protocol> Meh, least you both picked up SOMETHING from me. ::chuckles::
<MatrixSK> ::laughing hard!:: Your turn, Archaeo.
<LeoSK> Okay…
<LeoSK> ::dials, waits::
<Dark Kat> … hello.
<LeoSK> ::changes voice:: hello…?
<Dark Kat> If this is a prank call so help me… ::about to break his phone in his paw XD::
<LeoSK> A prank call…? Why I would never do anything so terrible!…you make me sad…::starts to “cry” ::
<Dark Kat> Who is this…? Hard Drive?
<LeoSK> Yes…it is…I mean…I call to offer my services as a subordinate in your next plan, whatever it may be…but…you…::voice crack:: you accuse me of prank calling…How can you be so Heartless?
<Dark Kat>… You’re such a wimp!! I thought I told you never to call me! How’d you get this number?!
<LeoSK> The…::sniffle:: the phone book.
<MatrixSK> ::pounding his fist against the wall::
<Dark Kat> This number is UNLISTED!
<Dark Kat> I know where you live you little hacker!
<LeoSK> All I know is what I saw! I’ll make sure I give it the inforcers! You big Barney clone!! ::hangs up::
<Dark Kat> And when I come to your house, I’ll eat ALL the cookies your mom brings down to you!
<MatrixSK> ::LAUGHS!!!::
<Dark Kat> WHA?! ::growls!!::
<Protocol> ::busts up laughing::
<MatrixSK> ::inhales:: Redial. I’ve got one.
<LeoSK> ::laughs, redials::
<Dark Kat> HARD DRIVE!! I’m coming over to your house you peon!!
<MatrixSK> ::changes his voice: Thissssssssssss issssss not Hard Drive.
<Dark Kat> Oh… Dr. Viper. What do YOU want?
<Dark Kat> I’m busy.
<MatrixSK> Thiiiiisssssss isssss the Viper… I arrrive at noon tomorrow.
<Dark Kat> That’s nice.
<MatrixSK> Yah. Thiiiisss isss da’ vindow vipah. I arrive ta’ vipe your vindows, ya?
<Dark Kat>… what?
<Protocol> ::snickers. hopes Matrix wipes the phone off… and anything else he’s spitting onto XD::
<MatrixSK> Yah! Vindows tomorrow, yah?
<Dark Kat> NO! ::growls slams the phone down XD::
<Protocol> ::busts up::
<Protocol> ::snickers. we’ll say Leo had to go to the bathroom or somethin’ XD:: I don’t think we’ll get much more outta Dark Krud.
<MangaSK> :: comes into wherever the others are:: hey there! what ya doin’?
<MatrixSK> Already? It was still amusing. :smirking:
<SypherSK> ::wakes from, I dunno… sleepin’ on a bench somewhere probably::
<Protocol> ::issa at the cell block::
<Protocol> ::’cause they won’t let me out even for this XD::
<MatrixSK> ::is still amused by the fact that they got his credit card number::
<MangaSK> :: tugs at Trix’s sleeve:: heya Trix?
<SypherSK> ((<Prot> ::is let out, is so amused by prank calling people she actually doesn’t escape::))
<Protocol> ::notes Manga entering… hmm… dunno if Prot’s met her yet:: Who’s that?
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<SypherSK> ::rubs his eyes and gets up, ears flicker, follows the sound of voices::
<MatrixSK> Hey there. ::grinning::
<MangaSK> :: smiles:: what are ya doing?
<Protocol> ((<Manga> … Protocol’s a bad influence on you, Matrix! … lemme dial the next number! ^_^))
<MangaSK> (( :: DEAD!:: ))
<ShadeSK> ((::laughs!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Jason> ::walks past the breakroom, pays no mind as the agents are merrily giggling and seem to be amusing themselves, just hopes it doesn’t involve freezing agents’ underwear again… then pauses, noting Prot among them:: What’s she doing out here?! <Leo> Pretending to be a British telemarketer calling Dr. Viper! You should hear this! <Jason> ::stares::))
<Protocol> ((::diies!::))
<MangaSK> (( :: DEADDEAD!:: ))
<SypherSK> ((::dead influence::))
<Protocol> Making prank calls. ::smirks at her:: You ever do that, lil’ girl?
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD::))
<SypherSK> ::shambles down the hallway, straightening his uniform best he can::
<MangaSK> Prank Calls….:: Is a girl who obeys the rules…erm..aside from being a Vigilante..now shows her maturity:: Ooh! can I join in?!
<MatrixSK> ((T’ankies for the log, Protmun! Avatar uploaded! ;) ))
<Protocol> ((n/p and yey thankies!))
<SypherSK> ((::oooos, is now on to Sage’s illegal log/avatar smuggling ring, takes notes::))
<Protocol> ::smirks:: I dunno… we’re callin’ Megakat’s finest villains.
<Protocol> ((::dies:: <Sy>::bets some stixs are involved somehow::))
<MangaSK> Awwwww Pleeeeeeeease? :: big kitten eyes::
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD KRIS::))
<MatrixSK> ::smirks:: Of course. ::hits redial:: Fat Kat’s all yours.
<SypherSK> ::peeks into the cellblock, hearing all the voices::
<MangaSK> :: smirks and rubs her paws together, then holds the phone::
<Protocol> ((<Manga> He’s in Rescue Rangers! Silly! <Fat Cat> … I’m insulted to be compared with THAT tub of lard. ))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!!!))
<MangaSK> (( ::DEAD!:: ))
<Dark Kat>::about to go out of his lair to go kick Hard Drive’s hiney XD mrrrs. picks up the phone:: HELLO?!
<SypherSK> ((::SOOOOOODEAD!:: ))
<ShadeSK> ::exhausted, at a desk sifting through papers, happens to pick up the phone right as a number’s being dialed from the same line:: … ::listens::
<SypherSK> ::blinks:: What’s going on in here?
<Protocol> ::listens to the speaker phone Trix got from the guard’s desk::
<Protocol> ::goes shhhhhh!::
<Protocol> ::to Sy::
<MangaSK> :: put’s on a voice:: Hello sir! your the lucky person we’ve called…you’ve been entitled to win a vacation to Hawaii and a dozen dollars….
<MatrixSK> ::mouths:: You’ll see.
<Dark Kat> What?! Only a DOZEN dollars?
<MangaSK> Alllllllllll you have to do is run around in circles and sing Twinkle Twinkle little star..and you would of won…did I mention we also have the entire city up for grabs?
<SypherSK> ::blinkie:: <Matrix… What’s going on?>
<MatrixSK> <::is cracking up:: We’re prank calling Dark Kat>
<Dark Kat> Now you’re talking! Which city is this? One in Hawaii or Megakat?
<MangaSK> Both!!
<Dark Kat> Ooooh! When do I start?!
<SypherSK> ((<Manga> Wait… I meant a dozen DONUTS! <Dark Kat> What?! Only a dozen?! <Manga> A dozen dozen-sized boxes, make that. <Dark Kat> Hmm… I could use a light snack…))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<MangaSK> (( ROFLOL!))
<SypherSK> <Prank-calling… Dark… Kat…..>
<MatrixSK> <What can I say? We were bored.>
<MangaSK> Right……..NOW!! hurry before we call someone else!!
<SypherSK> ::just kinda stares at the group… tho’ is happy to find Prot isn’t watching that show again, had nightmares about Oscar the Grouch attacking the garbage truck driver::
<ShadeSK> ::listening to all this from his end, has hand over eyes, shaking his head:: <Wonder if the captain knows about this yet…>
<MangaSK> :: muffling her laughs::
<Dark Kat> Hold on hold on, lemme put down this laser cannon… ::puts phone down. sound of him droppin’ the large gun heard.:: Twinkle twinkle, little staaaar, how I wonder what you are! ::huff puffs, hear his feet runnin’ around:: <creeplings>::had been gathered. now their chittering laughter can be heard in the bg:: <Dark Kat> Up above… the world so hiiiiigh, like a diamond… in the skyyyy..
<Protocol> ::clasps her mouth and snickers::
<MatrixSK> ::falls to the floor, twitching::
<MangaSK> :: almost collasping with laughter….leans on the wall for support::
<SypherSK> ::stoic, “I’m the only sane one here” face… with his jaw clamped shut so tight it hurts as he tries not to laugh::
<Dark Kat> Twinkle, twinkle… SHUT UP my creeplings!! little staaaar, how I wonder what you aaaare. ::scrambles back ‘n picks up the phone:: Alright! Now how do I get those cities?!
<ShadeSK> ::can’t help but wonder how many precious calories DK would be sacrificing by doing this stunt::
<SypherSK> ((<Manga> Go and conquer them with our blessing. ::click::))
<MangaSK> (( LOL!))
<Dark Kat>::more than usual XD::
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<Protocol> ((::Diies::))
<MatrixSK> ::is laughing, hard, hand clapped against his mouth::
<Protocol> ::holding her laughter in::
<SypherSK> ::has moved closer to hear better::
<MangaSK> :: voice slightly shaking with laughter:: please hold the line….we will phone you back…..*Click*
<MatrixSK> ::LAAAAAAAAUGHS::
<Protocol> ::cackles now!::
<Dark Kat> Whuh…? ::blinks:: D’oh! Not again!!! I’m ripping out this phone!!!
<MangaSK> :: flops back laughing like mad::
<SypherSK> ::is starting to look pained, is very obviously biting his lip::
<ShadeSK> ::sighs, chuckling a bit to himself, puts down his receiver:: Amateurs. ::gets up, goes to find the pranksters behind the call::
<Protocol> That, ::snickers:: that was pretty good kid.
<MatrixSK> ::pounding his fist against the floor::
<MangaSK> E-heh you think so? …I’ve always wanted to do a prank call
<Protocol> ::looks at Sy:: Oh come on, you KNOW you’re amused as we are, Sypher.
<SypherSK> ((<Shade> ::finds the entire cellblock prank-calling:: We’re supposed to be reforming these miscreants! Leading them from their evil ways! Teaching them… how to prank-call *properly*! ::snatch phone:: Pay attention now.))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD!::))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL))
<MangaSK> (( :: DYING!:: ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!!::))
<SypherSK> ::opens his mouth to say something and just lets out a snort::
<MatrixSK> Yeah, teach us, wise one. ::to Sy:: <You know you want to. ::evil grin::>
<Protocol> You know… we could always call up a few others… I still have several numbers memorized from previous downloads.
<SypherSK> ::claps his hand over his mouth to stifle sniffles:: You kno-ow… ::sputter:: … we shouldn’t…
<MatrixSK> <C’mon. Just once I’d like to see you pick on his Lardness… ::sends him the magazine joke::>
<Protocol> Why not? I mean really, they’re villains! Who cares if we prank them.
<SypherSK> ((<Prot> I have Dark Kat’s old prank list. Just never ask Mad Kat if his refridgerator’s running. It really is. All over his box, apparently. And, it answers the phone sometimes and thinks it’s so funny… It laughs like a hyena.))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!))
<MangaSK> Go on Sy!
<SypherSK> Nuh-uh! ::shake head, hide hands, is trying soooo hard not to laugh::
<Protocol> C’mon Sypher, live a little. ::grins at him::
<SypherSK> I’m living!
<MangaSK> Awwwww c’mon :: smiling::
<Protocol> This is just a game.
<SypherSK> But, I don’t know what to saaaaay!
<MatrixSK> ::and, cuz’ Sagey wants to make this even funnier, yes, the Bureau’s director, Trina and Jason are inna meeting… and they’re listening to the whole thing. See, Mark wanted to make a call… then realized he couldn’t… now all three of them are stupified listening to the phone::
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> ::goes with the lame fridge joke:: Uh…. Uh… Is your refridgerator running? <Dark Kat> Well, of cour… *zark!* AUGH! No, it’s not! A creepling just chewed through the cord! Do you sell refridgerators? I need one ASAP! Before my Ben & Jerry’s melts!))
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEAD!!))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!))
<Protocol> ((<Prot> ::will later use this to try and bargain them lettin’ her out, at least for a little while XD:: C’moooon, I let you and your agents have oh so much fun! <Trina> Well…. <villains>::burst open the MBI doors. all aim weapons:: <Trina> Aw crud! You want out? Fine! Help defend! ::SHOVES her towards ‘em:: It was HER!! <Prot> whot?! ))
<MatrixSK> Try, buddy. ::grinning, hits redial::
<Protocol> ((::DIES!::))
<SypherSK> ((::SOOOOODEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEAD))
<SypherSK> ::gets a phone shoved into his hand, blinkblinks as it rings, throat goes dry, doesn’t know what to say::
<Dark Kat> HELLO?! Hard Drive I swear I will beat you AND your mom up! You think you can hide in her basement forget it!!!
<MatrixSK> ::claps a hand against his mouth desperately::
<Protocol> ::snickers::
<SypherSK> ::dredges up memories of commercials quickly:: And, a charming sunny day to you too!
<Protocol> ::motions to Sy like, go on go on!:
<Dark Kat>::blinks:: What?
<ShadeSK> ::hears the sound of Dark Kat’s shrill as he passes by the cell block:: Bingo. ::leans against doorframe, unnoticed for now, listening in on the prank::
<SypherSK> Well, I just wondered if you’d like to take a simple survey. Could you tell us your first name?
<Mark and Jason> ::blank stare as they listen::
<Trina> ::face buried in her hands, is giggling insanely::
<Mark> That is not the proper way that a lieutenant should present herself.
<Trina> ::tries to put on a serious face:: Yessir…
<SypherSK> ((::then snorks, thinks they should call him five times in a row, asking for a lawyer and then argue with him that his place is not, in fact, a lawyer’s office because that’s the number they have so how could it *not* be the lawyer’s office? had someone do that the other day::))
<MatrixSK> ((:SOOOOOOODEAD::))
<Dark Kat>… Dark.
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<SypherSK> Well, hello, Dirk! Let’s start off with a few simple questions. Are you male, female, or a mutant hybrid plant creature that wishes to be known as an ‘it’?
<MangaSK> :: Now grabs a pillow from somewhere and begins to laugh hard into it::
<Dark Kat> … That’s DARK not DIRK you fool! And I’m Male. Can’t you tell by my voice?!
<SypherSK> ((Honest, the guy did. “Is Mr. Presario there?” “No, I think you have the wrong number still.” “Well, it’s the number I have written down.” “I’m sorry. This is an apartment complex.” “Well, this lawyer works out of an apartment complex.”))
<Protocol> ::don’t drool on my pillow XD::
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD::))
<MatrixSK> <Call ‘im Dork! Call ‘im Dork!>
<MatrixSK> ::now channelling his laughter mentally::
<SypherSK> Well, Dork, no one ever knows in this city, do they? Why, just yesterday… Well, nevermind that. Could you tell us your exact weight?
<MangaSK> :: Laughs almost insanely::
<Protocol> ((I hate it when people argue with you like that. ::had some lady do that:: Is this ::recites number:: <Me> YES but so and so doesn’t HAVE this number. <Lady> Are you sure? <Me> YES this is the BARTLEY residence! <Lady> Oh. ::Hangs up without a word or apology or anything. calls back two more times:: <Me>::GNAR::))
<Dark Kat> I said DARK! And that’s none of your buisness!
<SypherSK> ((Yes! That’s like this guy. But, mwahahaaaa, he’s thwarted for a week because I’m 500 miles away from that phone! And, I disconnected it when I pulled the modem line out of the computer… so double ha!))
<MangaSK> :: tugs at Trix’s sleeve and whispers:: Trix! we should call a bad guys convention and get someone to ask about “Ima Dork”
<Protocol> ((LOL!))
<SypherSK> Oh… Well, is it heavier than a bread basket?
<Trina> ::face buried in her arms now, is shaking::
<Jason> ::bites his lower lip::
<Mark> Now don’t YOU dare! ::to Jase::
<Jason> ::tightens his jaws::
<Dark Kat> What kind of survey is this?! Do I SOUND like an anorexic model?! Of course it’s heavier than a bread basket!!
<SypherSK> What about a lead bread basket?
<Dark Kat> What about you ask something more intelligent!
<ShadeSK> ::has on a wry smile, might crack at any given moment:: <This guy’s got talent.>
<SypherSK> Well, what shoe size do you wear?
<MangaSK> :: now wiping tears from her eyes, from laughing so much::
<Dark Kat> I don’t WEAR shoes.
<Protocol> ::flopped on her cot in her cell burying face in covers laughing::
<SypherSK> If you wore shoes, would they be bigger than a bread basket?
<Dark Kat> What is this stupid survey FOR?!
<MangaSK> :: just stopped laughing but starts once again::
<SypherSK> ((<Dark Kat> ::long silence as he goes to set a loaf of bread by one foot just to see::))
<Protocol> ((::DIIES::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD)
<MangaSK> (( : DEAD!:: ))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!))
<MatrixSK> <::HOWLING::>
<SypherSK> Why, this the Karita Bakery Company! Bringing you quality half wheat, whole milk bread since 1998!
<SypherSK> ((Katrita even! It’s sad when you can’t spell the name you just made up even.))
<MatrixSK> ((::dead::))
<Dark Kat> … ::scribbles the name of the bakery down. makes note to blow it up later:: I see. Be sure to be at the offices late tonight, mister whoever you are. ::Grooowls slams the phone down::
<Protocol> ((::busts up::))
<Protocol> ::cackles!::
<SypherSK> ::puts the phone down, snickering, doesn’t even know where he got all that junk!::
<MangaSK> :: face has gone red from laughing so much::
<MangaSK> That was great!
<Protocol> ::grins:: See, wasn’t that great, Sypher? ::snickers::
<MatrixSK> ::HOWLS audibly::
<ShadeSK> ::starts clapping, giving a smirk as he enters the room::
<SypherSK> ::short laugh, grinning:: It was fun. ::looks up to see Shade quickly, then relaxes that it’s not a superior::
<Protocol> ::chuckles at Shade::
<Dark Kat>::tries to *69 the number again, but still gets that “this number cannot be traced” message. curses!::
<SypherSK> ((<Shade> Ha! That’s where you’re wrong! I’m a superior… comedian! ::take phone:: <Jason> ::comes in:: Yeah well, I’m a superior as in commanding officer. ::take phone:: I get to go next!))
<Protocol> ((::diies!::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!))
<MangaSK> (( ::DYING!:: ))
<MangaSK> so ….:: sounds excited:: who do we call next?
<MatrixSK> I say we let Shade nail Dark Kat next. ::grin::
<ShadeSK> ::arches eyebrow:: Just how many times have you guys hit Tons of Fun?
<MangaSK> :: laughs:: Yay! Go Go Shade Go Go!
<Protocol> Hmmm… Viper doesn’t have a phone… then… there’s Hard Drive… and the Metallikats… if Lenny Ringtail aka Madkat has escaped, I remember his number… or we could have fun with Lt. Commander Steele or Commander Feral himself. ::smirks:: Or maybe Mayor Manx or his deputy Mayor…
<MatrixSK> Around… nine. The kat’s gullible.
<Protocol> ::doubts they’d go for Enforcers tho XD or politcians XD::
<SypherSK> ((<Matrix> ::calls Manx and tells him “the viper” is coming::))
<Protocol> ((::dies:: <Manx>::hides under his desk the rest of the day::))
<Protocol> (( Matrix did that one last night XD))
<SypherSK> ((Mighta guessed.))
<MatrixSK> ((::SOOODEAD::))
<MatrixSK> So you trying it? ::to Shade::
<ShadeSK> I’m a little rusty, but there’s no time like the present to reassert myself, eh? ::takes phone:: Who’s the lucky victim gonna’ be?
<MatrixSK> Let’s see how far his Lardness goes one last time. ::hits redial::
<Protocol> ((<Matrix> Ooo ooo! I know! ::calls up the yard, tries to disquise his voice:: Hello, I’m the viper! I’m coming tomorrow there! <Chance>… Matrix, I thought you were beyond such pranks. … Call back and lemme let Jake answer it. <g>))
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEAD))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL))
<MangaSK> (( :: DIES!:: ))
<Dark Kat> YEEEEEES? ::sounds like he’s about to crack XD::
<MangaSK> Shame that Pasty doesn’t have a phone
<SypherSK> ((::SOOOODEAD!:: <Chance> Matrix! Didn’t I teach you better! You gotta change your act at least six times a year. ::shakes his head, so disappointed::))
<MangaSK> :: whispered that bit::
<Protocol> ((::dead!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD::))
<MangaSK> (( :: DEAD!:: ))
<ShadeSK> Yeah, hi, I’m in a hurry, so I’m gonna’ say this kinda’ quick. I want two medium pizzas, one pepperoni, sausage, with bacon, stuffed crust, the other, tomato, pineapple, cucumber, hand-tossed, some breadsticks, and a liter of Coke.
<MatrixSK> ::snickering!::
<MangaSK> :: giggling::
<SypherSK> ::snorks!::
<Dark Kat> ::oh wrong number! AHAHAHAHA:: You’ve called the wrong number!!! ::now wonders where those pizzas are he ordered::
<ShadeSK> … ::sarcastic:: Oh, excuuuuse me! Would you please forward me to your ordering department, oh pretty pretty please? ::mad:: Cut with the antics, you teenage punk, and get my order in!
<SypherSK> ::snort, dies::
<Protocol> ::busts up laughing in the covers::
<Dark Kat> THIS ISN”T PIZZA SHACK!!! Don’t call me a PUNK you PUNK!
<MatrixSK> ::leans against Sy, laughing hard::
<SypherSK> ::leans back, laughing too::
<MangaSK> :: Laughs as she sits on the floor::
<Jason> You know… this could help in our weapons department… Sure, it’d be murder on the phone bills, but driving them insane is usually better than shooting them…
<Mark>….. shuddup.
<Protocol> ((::Dead Jason::))
<ShadeSK> Why you little!! I want free cinna-sticks out of this now! Who’s your manager, twerp! I wanna’ speak to who’s in charge, besides some deep throated PUNK who thinks he’s SPECIAL just ’cause he hit puberty at age 12!!
<SypherSK> ::diiiiies, slides to floor::
<SypherSK> ((<Matrix> ::with nothing to lean on, falls over Sy::))
<Trina> ::already fell off her chair laughing::
<MatrixSK> ::ditto:
<Dark Kat>… Why you insolent PEON!!! Do you realize who you’re talking TO?!?!
<MangaSK> :: now pounding the floor as she laughs::
<Protocol> ::kicking her feet laughing insanely into her covers::
<ShadeSK> Peon!?! Peon!! Do you even know what peon means, you insignificant little maggot?? Instead of dropping out of school, maybe you should take your illiterate self over to a dictionary, pick it up, and aske someone to read you the definition!! This is just ridiculous, all I want is a pizza!!
<Dark Kat> Give me your address and I’ll give you a BEATING!!!
<MangaSK> :: Shaking with laughter::
<ShadeSK> Ooh! Ooh! Boy, your such a big, strong guy, making threats over a PHONE! Have you even been outside lately, you hormone scrambled juvenile! No wonder the Pizza Shack doesn’t deliver, because of morons like YOU who probably couldn’t drive a conversation, much less a car!
<MatrixSK> ::LAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHING!!::
<SypherSK> ::SOOOODEAD, yes, yes, DK so deserves this::
<MangaSK> :: bursts out laughing, then claps her hands over her mouth::
<Dark Kat> YOU are the one who thinks they’re hot stuff!! If you were here in person you’d think TWICE about insulting ME!! I’m Dark Kat!! Future ruler of this city! Feared terrorist! Criminal mastermind! And I’ll be darned if I’ll sit here any further and let some little jerk talk to me this way!!! ::RIPS his phone outta the wall and throws it across the room XD. then goes ‘n stomps on it, but all y’all get is the dialtone XD::
<Protocol> ::cackling holding her tummy, falls off the cot onto the floor::
<MatrixSK> ::DYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!!!!!!::
<SypherSK> Oh, he fi-iinally cracked! ::through howls of laughter::
<ShadeSK> ::puts down receiver, an amused look on his face:: I guess he hung up. ::a bit disheveled from getting worked up like that::
<MangaSK> Woooohoooo he didn’t like that one! :: laughing::
<Trina> ::is just dying!::
<Jason> ::is pounding the table in laughter::
<Mark> ::rubbing his eyes in that “Who have I hired into this place?” way::
<SypherSK> ((<Shade> ::hair is fluffed up, sticking out in odd directions, pats it:: There, there. Down, boy. <Hair> ::springs back to its former position:: <Shade> That’ll do, hair. That’ll do.))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD::))
<MangaSK> (( :: DEAD!:: ))
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEAD))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL!!))
<MangaSK> Heheee should we call someone else?
<MatrixSK> Who else do you have in your list? :to Prot::
<Protocol> ::snickering. sits up:: Hard Drive, the Metallikats, Madkat, oh and Turmoil… ::remembers DK wanted her number to try and get a date XD:: then there’s always some non-villains. ::smirks::
<SypherSK> ((<Dr. Viper> ::is in his shower, hears a very distant ring:: No… It couldn’t be… ::continues scrubbing his back with a sudsy brush, hears it again:: Why issss it alwayssss when I get in the sssshower?! ::stomps out, grabs a towel (regardless of his never wearing pants anyways), then stomps out of the bathroom, across the lair, climbs down his tree, fords a pond and finally comes to a box mounted on a telephone pole, picks up:: Hello?))
<MangaSK> Hmmmmm…
<MatrixSK> Hard Drive. ::evil grin::
<MangaSK> (( :: DEAD!:: ))
<MangaSK> Yayyyyy! let’s Prank call Hard Drive!
<Protocol> ((::DIIIES::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!!))
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEAD))
<Protocol> Might as well have fun with him before Dark Kat goes and finishes him off. ::chuckles::
<MangaSK> :: grins:: why? what other joke did you guys do?
<SypherSK> ((<Viper> ::hangs up:: Sssstupid telemarketersss… I sssshould mutate them all! ::stomps back inside:: I need a cssssel phone…))
<Protocol> Leo made Dark Kat think he was Hard Drive, wanted to get a job or something. ::chuckles::
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD))
<MangaSK> :: Laughs!::
<Protocol> ((::DEAD:: <Viper> I think I’ll get csssssingular. ))
<SypherSK> ::grins, sitting up:: We could scare Hard Drive…
<Protocol> Ooooh, so Sypher has an idea does he?
<Protocol> Scare him how?
<ShadeSK> ::intrigued::
<SypherSK> What if we said we worked for Dark Kat? Or just waited to see who he thought we were if we threatened him?
<MatrixSK> There’s an idea…
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> ::growl into phone:: It’s been a month and you haven’t still haven’t delivered the goods! <Hard Drive> Please! Give me an extension! Please, Mom! Have mercy!))
<Protocol> ::chuckles:: Well then, go ahead Sypher. Call him up. ::recites the number::
<Protocol> ((::DIIIES::))
<ShadeSK> ((::laughs!::))
<SypherSK> ::dials the number up::
<HardDrive> ::in his mom’s basement, hacking into the Kattucky Fried Chicken website, ’cause they fired him…again, for electrocuting the manager XD::
<Protocol> ((::dies!::))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD::))
<SypherSK> ::lets the phone ring, well, he hears a ring, who knows what Hard Drive has::
<SypherSK> ((<Hard Drive> ::phone makes a belching noise, found it soooo funny when he bought it, but it’s wearing a bit thin of late:: ))
<Protocol> ((::DIES:: <HD>::and his mom keeps threatening to send him to some school to learn manners thinking its him belching all the time::))
<HardDrive> ::picks up the phone, hastilly:: Yeah, whaddaya’ want?
<ShadeSK> ((LOLATBOTH!!))
<SypherSK> ((::SOOOODEAD!::))
<SypherSK> ::barks:: You’re late!
<HardDrive> ::takes phone away from his ringing ear for a second, looks at phone dumbly:: Huh??
<SypherSK> I’ve had men waiting for you at the drop point every night this week! Where have you been, you little worm?!
<HardDrive> Wha-What do you mean?
<SypherSK> The drop point! You stole some goods for me or don’t you remember, you techno-twit?!
<HardDrive> ::eyes bulge:: Goods!?! What…::eyes the pile of moist towelletes he lifted from KFC, but, how did he know?::
<SypherSK> ((::DIES moist towelletes::))
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> No, idiot! The SPORKS! I want the sporks!))
<ShadeSK> ((lol! <HD> You can’t handle the sporks!))
<SypherSK> ((::SOOOOOODEAD!::))
<MangaSK> (( :: DEADDEAD!!:: ))
<SypherSK> YES! Honestly, is everyone in this city this dense?!
<HardDrive> N-Now, listen, I’m sure there’s some way I-I can return them…but there might be a handling charge. These are very hot items after all. ::getting cocky::
<SypherSK> Handling charge?! You’re late! I should be docking your pay already!
<SypherSK> ((<Hard Drive> Dark Kat would pay me a lot for these babies, you know. Somethin’s gotta clean those purple fingers when he digs into his favorite barbecue wings. <Sypher> ::blinkblink::))
<HardDrive> ::cringes, not sure exactly *how* much pay he’s getting anyway, but it might be alot:: Okay! Okay! Wh-Where do you want them dropped off??
<ShadeSK> ((ROTFL!!))
<SypherSK> Be at the docks, by the fish market!
<HardDrive> ::grabs pen, writes on his paw:: Right, docks, fish market. Who’ll meet me there?
<SypherSK> He’ll be selling speckled Andean sharks. Only dealer there. Can’t miss him.
<HardDrive> ::scribbling furiously, has used all available arm space up to his elbow:: Okay, got it! I’m on my way! ::slams receiver down, quickly crashes the KFC website, grabs up the towelletes, and hurries out the door::
<HardDrive’s Mom> Honey! You forgot your lunch!!
<Protocol> ((::DYINGatthisbtw XD::))
<SypherSK> ((::DIES at Mom::))
<Protocol> ((::DIIES his mommaXD))
<SypherSK> ::laaaaaughs as he hangs up::
<Manga> :: Giggles::
<ShadeSK> ::snickering uncontrollably, pats Sy on the shoulder:: Nicely played, man.
<SypherSK> ((<Prot> Sypher… That was funny, but… I sense you snuck a good deed in there… If he’s at the fish market, then Dark Kat won’t be… Oh, you wretched goody-twoshoes! <Sypher> ::preen::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!!))
<SypherSK> ::sober face suddenly:: But, I really should have gotten him to wear a squid on his head… Dangit! ::then laughs more::
<Manga> :: Laughs!!!::
<Protocol> ::cackling!!:: Oh that’s rich! Sypher you’re a pro!
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Protocol> ::nah isn’t thinking about that XD::
<ShadeSK> Maybe now we should call the fish market and have them keep a look-out for any suspicious punks trying to get rid of a load of moist towelletes. ::cracking up::
<Protocol> ::snort laughs:: Yeah, then Hard Drive’ll get busted! For stealing moist towellettes!
<Manga> :: kicks her feet about as she laughs::
<Protocol> He’ll be the laughing stock of the underworld!
<SypherSK> ::dying, just dying::
<ShadeSK> The ideal “Bad Example” of every KFC across the world!
<Protocol> ::mun thinks Prot got Sypher’s bad side, the side he never/rarely shows XD or part of it that is. the rest from DK::
<Protocol> Hmmm… who should we call up now? ::grins wickedly::
<SypherSK> I take it Viper doesn’t have a phone?
<Protocol> I don’t recall a number… ::thinks. if y’all want Viper can have a phone XD mun not sure if he would or not::
<SypherSK> ((<Viper> ::seen perched up on a telephone pole, tapping into the lines going to a little house in the swamp, the old lady who lives there is really annoyed that she gets prank calls from Dark Kat sometimes::))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol! What if…Viper called us, with a threat or some intimidating speech, or just confusing the MBI with a speech therapy class?))
<Protocol> Hmmm… he did have one I think… ::recites number:: not sure if it’ll work though. ::scritches her head. hard to pull up memories anymore like a biological. used to having things stored in files ‘n such for easy access::
<Protocol> ((::DEAD!!!::))
<SypherSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Phone>::rings! shade gave evil idea, mun will use XD::
<Protocol> ::blinks:: Uh oh… did they trace us?
<SypherSK> ::blinks:: I hope not. ::stares at phone as tho’ it’s dangerous::
<ShadeSK> ::blinks, jumps a little at the ringing phone:: Uh…::slowly pics it up, alters voice just in case:: ‘Allo?
<Protocol> Well answer it! One of you!
<SypherSK> If they raze the building again, the Captain’ll need life support.
<Dr. Viper> Hello, isss thissss Dr. Pinkussss’ Ssself Help tape corporation? sssss
<Protocol> ::snort nearly busts out laughing there. covers her mouth:: speeak of the devil-er snake… ::squeaks out::
<ShadeSK> ::griiins:: Yah! Yah, t’is! Who you?
<SypherSK> ::covers his mouth, but a squawk of “Self help tape?!” gets out::
<Dr.Viper> Thissss is Dr. V- er Elrod Purvisssss. I’d like to order a cassssette I heard about on the radio.
<ShadeSK> Okay. Dimrod Pelvis. I put in order.
<Dr. Viper> Wait, I haven’t ordered it yet. ssss and that’ssss ELROD PURVISSSSS.
<Dr. Viper> I want the sssspeaking without a lisssssp or other impediment tape.
<ShadeSK> Oh! My bad! ::pauses:: Oh, I’m afraid we all sold out! Completely wiped! Ho ho! You in big trouble now, eh? No quick fix for you.
<Protocol> ::holds her sides that’re hurtin’ from laughin and not out loud XD::
<SypherSK> ((<Shade> Just for our records, what might your “other impediment” be? <Viper> ::has some mutant creature clamped onto his nose:: I’d rather not talk about that.))
<SypherSK> ::is making some straaange noise as he covers his snickers::
<ShadeSK> ((lol!!))
<Dr. Viper> Ssssold out?! But I NEED thosssse tapesss! Do you KNOW how annoying it issss when othersss don’t take you ssseriously when you threaten to mutate a csssity?!
<Protocol> ((::DIIES::))
<ShadeSK> Ho ho! You try to take city? And make mutate? With lisp you have? Joking stop! Ho ho!
<Protocol> ((::Dying at Shade::))
<SypherSK> ::SNORTS!::
<SypherSK> ::is dying and so’s his mun::
<Protocol> ::squeals buries face on cot::
<ShadeSK> ::has to cover the talking end for a second while he recovers from a snort of his own::
<Dr. Viper> Thisss isssn’t a joke!!! Sssee?! Even YOU don’t take me ssseriously! All because of my lisssp!
<ShadeSK> No! We not discriminate! I not take you seriously even without lisp! Ho ho!
<Dr. Viper> Why you! Jusssst you wait… my plantimalssss will dessstroy your sssstupid company!!! ::hangs up::
<SypherSK> ::busts up::
<ShadeSK> ::gratefully hangs up and bursts out laughing::
<Protocol> BWHAHAHAAA! ::laughing so hard::
<ShadeSK> ::between chuckles:: Maybe…we should have that plant…evacuated…::continues laughing::
<Protocol> ::laughs:: Probably, but I wonder if he’ll really go after that place.
<SypherSK> ::struggles to sober:: We probably should…
<Protocol> YOU can explain to them though, not me. ::smirks::
<ShadeSK> ((<Shade> ::calls broker:: Yeah, sell *all* my shares in Dr. Pinkuss Self Help tapes…trust me.))
<Protocol> ((::DIES!::))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<SypherSK> ::gets the phone book and looks them up, notes the number is similar to the MBI’s and dials them… gets an answering machine immediately::
<Machine> This USED TO BE the Dr. Pinkuss Self Help Tape Company, but we’ve MOVED TO THE EAST COAST WHERE YOU CAN’T FIND US, PURVIS, YOU WACKO!!!! SO, HAHA!!!!
<SypherSK> ::blinkieblinkie:: I take it they know him already…
<Protocol> ((::DIIIES::))
<ShadeSK> ((ROTFL!!!!))
<Protocol> AAAAUGH! BWHAHHAHAHAHA! ::falls over screetching with laughter::
<ShadeSK> ::falls over with renewed laughter::
<SypherSK> ::has to start laughing again, hearing Prot’s cackling::
<Protocol> ^________^
<Protocol> Oh this is so much better than the tele!
<SypherSK> ((::chuckles:: Kies!))
<Josie>::comes in. heard the last part:: WHAT are you all DOING?!
<Protocol> ::laughin, snickers looks at Josie::
<SypherSK> ((<Josie> That’s enough, all of you! You should be ashamed! <Jase, Trina, Mark> Awwwwwww! <Jason> Blasted responsible agent!))
<Protocol> ((::dead!::))
<SypherSK> ::wince, cringe:: Uh oh….
<ShadeSK> ::gives that ‘deer staring into headlights look’:: Scramble!
<ShadeSK> ((lol!))
<ShadeSK> ((<All> ::run off, but since Prot’s still in her cell, she’s not going anywhere:: <Prot> Crud…))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Josie> To think you all are playing childish tricks on unsuspecting katizens… okay so they’re villains, but still! YOU should be monitering the security systems, Sypher. And Shade, aren’t you supposed to be filing out reports? ::paws on hips:: Honestly, I wonder sometimes if this is a law enforcement agency or a kindergarten.
<Protocol> ((::DEAD!::))
<SypherSK> ((<Prot> ::blink, guitily turns off Sesame Street on her TV::))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL!))
<SypherSK> ::looks down, sheepish::
<Protocol> Party pooper.
<Josie> And YOU shouldn’t be allowed near a phone.
<Protocol>::razz::
<Josie> Well? Stop standing around and get to it! ::her two favorite boys acting so childishly. hrmph. turns on heel ‘n stomps off::
<SypherSK> I’ll… uh… bring your dinner inna few. ::to Prot, scoots outta there before Josie gets really mean::
<ShadeSK> ::gets up, dusts himself off, taking on the cool front:: Duty calls…::realizes a the possibility of a pun there, and smirks to himself::
<Josie>::sorry Leo, but yer in luuuv with Sandy XD Josie can’t crush on you any XD bwhahahaha. she’s not exactly “crushing” on Sy or Shade, but does live them very much and seeks their company more often::
<SypherSK> ((<Sy>::eyes Josiemun’s typo:: That could be “love” you know… <Kris> I think it’s “like”… <Sy> But… <Kris> No, but. It’s “like.” <Sy> Couldn’t you ask Josiemun if… <Kris> No.))
<Protocol> ((::diiies:: <Josie> Muuuu-uuuun! You got a bite from onna the guys on that one for me! <Mun>::siiighs:: ))
<Protocol> ((::and yes, meant like XD))
<Protocol> ((::pats Sychar::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol! Oooh, Shade’s company’s sought after? I dunno’, he might think he’s too pretty to be tied down to one girl. XD))
<SypherSK> ::goes to make himself useful::
<Protocol> ((::dead Shade:: <Shade>::is in love with his mirror image::))
<SypherSK> ((::dying::))