Probing, Part 6

<MatrixSK> Myah. RPG ON! Myah.

<Protocol> ((lol okay so what we do? :;wants to corrupt Driver XD:: ))
<T-BoneSK> ::iiiiiis… chewing his own leg off in boredom… uhm… no… iiiiis talking with Trix::
<MatrixSK> So now THEY’re upset with me! ::issa pacing, hasn’t stopped ranting at his “father”::
<MatrixSK> ((::dies!:: <Prot> :corrupts Drive… ties a stick with a donut tied to it and makes him run after it:: ))
<T-BoneSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Protocol> ::actually she fears her mun will make her… good! yuck!::
<Katney> ((<T-Bone> ::is chewing his own leg off because Katney came, dropped something heavy on his leg, and goes to scratch his comic book collection::))
<Protocol> ((::dies!::))
<MatrixSK> I mean, what’s the point?! *I* stop a bad guy, and the bad guy’s supposed ta’ be taken away, right? No… *I* get nailed for actually trying to stop this crazy cyber she-demon from taking the kid into her web of evil and… OOooo… ::tail tip slashing from side to side::
<T-BoneSK> ((<T-Bone> NO! Must… *gnaw* …save comics… *gnawgnaw*))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Driver> ::issa… wondering about why Prot didn’t want to have a soul so suddenly::
<T-BoneSK> ::sighs:: Driver must just not realize the danger… Tho’ I’d think Frequency would…
<Protocol> ::so sittin’ next to Driver still. noting he’s awful quiet since she denied letting him give her a soul… <if I do as he asks… he might actually succeed… but… perhaps… I can set up a firewall of sorts… block him yet search his memory for important information…:>:
<Frequency> ::is, in fact, spying on Driver, so he’s new to parenting… he doesn’t know this tends to annoy kids:
<MatrixSK> ((Firewall… <Driver> :attempts to scale fire wall, sets himself on fire, runs around screaming, sets Prot on fire, sends her running around screaming:: <DK> What’re you doing?! I didn’t fire you!))
<MatrixSK> ::rolls his eyes:: If he knew the danger, he woulda stopped the kid, dontcha think?
<Protocol> ((::dead XD::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::SOOOOODEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> Maybe he’s more afraid of alienating Driver than Protocol right now… ::is new to this parenting thing too… but has learned a thing or two dealing with Trix::
<Driver> ::issa… looking down at de’ meadow or whatever from up there. Maawww… waterfalls included, yah.::
<Protocol> Driver… maybe… maybe you should try… if you think you know what you’re doing? ::asks him thinking of devious thoughts of trying to stop him and his memories::
<MatrixSK> Oh, for Pete’s sake, Dad… ::hand over his eyes, is still pacing::
<MatrixSK> ::yups, he’s not a happy Cyberkat::
<T-BoneSK> Hey, it could happen. If I told you something you really wanted to do was a stupid idea, what would you do?
<T-BoneSK> ((<Matrix> I’d tell you were a stupid poopie-head and kick something and then go out to Anakata to rela… er… help the environment.))
<Protocol> (( <Trix> Pops… you know nothing. <T-Bone> Don’t call me pops. <Trix> I mean, Pops, it’s like you – <T-Bone> never listen? <Trix> ::blinks:: <T-Bone> Yeah, sounds familiar. ::razz:: ))
<MatrixSK> ::sighs, hates it when Chance has a point::
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<T-BoneSK> ((::SOOODEAD!::))
<Driver> ::looks at her, small smile:: I won’t do it if you don’t want me to…
<Protocol> ::looks at him, smiles back:: No I do… just… go easy on me?
<Driver> ::nods:: Alright. ::turns around;; Hold out your hands…
<MatrixSK> I’d prolly do it anyway…
<Protocol> ::slowly reaches out her paws to Driver, bites her bottom lip a bit, preparing her systems to block things::
<T-BoneSK> What I figured.
<Driver> ::closes his eyes, starts to send her his memories… and what it feels to be a real kat… with the upgraded version to boot!::
<T-BoneSK> ::has been loading missiles in the jet, checks to make sure one is secure:: You’re such an awful child.
<MatrixSK> So what now, Dad? One of my ‘brothers’ is gonna become one of Dark Kat’s lackeys and I can’t do anything about it…
<MatrixSK> ::razzes Chance at that::
<Protocol> ::twitches, trying to keep all that stuff out! is kinda hard when she wants to “upload” herself (mun horrible with comp terms XD so bear with XD) into Driver’s “mind” and search for other things… or possibly assimilate::
<T-BoneSK> Do what I do when Jake does something stupid, go after him anyways.
<Frequency> ::unnoticed, comes up behind Driver, watching worriedly::
<Driver> ::lets her through anyway… he’s sucha trusting soul… poor kid::
<Frequency> ::is closely connected to Driver already, will shove his way in like a ton of bricks if Prot tries to hurt him::
<Protocol> (( <Jake> ::scoffs!:: When do *I* do something stupid? <Sypher> Well…. <Jake> shush “SON”))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Prot> Ah hahahahaa! Now, I can… Awk! ::mental projection of Freq’s attack looks literally like a ton of bricks:: ))
<MatrixSK> ::snorks:: Jake doing something stupid?
<MatrixSK> ::arms crossed as he leans against the Turbokat::
<T-BoneSK> Well, with that whole too trusting thing. ((Y’know, like dating one of those Mary Sue she-kats who looks really cute but turns out to be bent on getting rid of me… <Matrix> Uhm… Who’re we saving here again?))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD TB::))
<Protocol> ::hasn’t noted Freq as she’s concentrating all her sources on Driver. lookin’ around… <donuts?> keeps going, trying to get to Driver’s soul, is what she’s looking for::
<Protocol> ((::laughs!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD T-BONE!!!::))
<Protocol> ((::diiies TBXDD))
<MatrixSK> Sy never showed me those… ::as he pushes himself away from the T-Kat, starts pacing again, thinking::
<T-BoneSK> ((Donuts… ::DEAD!::))
<Driver> <I think that’s it.. I gave you all I have…>
<T-BoneSK> Those what?
<MatrixSK> Those memories of Jake’s where he’s too trusting.
<Protocol> <Not quite.> ::grins only absorbed about 25% of Driver’s memories… reaches his “soul” and cackles! tries to send a blast of energy to it to destroy him from the inside::
<T-BoneSK> Well, he usually isn’t. And, he’s gotten better.
<Frequency> ::gets in the way, blocking that blast:: <Alright! That’s enough!>
<Driver> ::ba-links!!! pulls away from Prot::
<Frequency> ::is now literally and physically between the two::
<Driver> ::backs away, ears flat against his skull. oh, he saw that blast aiming at him::
<Protocol> <Frequency!?!> ::with Freq blocking and Driver pulling away, she zaps back “out” of Driver, and then lets go of his paws quickly. woo feelin’ woosy::
<Frequency> ::glaaaares at Protocol:: Back off, Protocol…
<RhiannaSK> ((yeah..back off Protocol!! lol))
<T-BoneSK> ((<Freq> Ooooo… I can beat up on her while she’s all dazed!))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD::))
<Protocol> ((LOL!!))
<Protocol> ::stands up and growls:: Has daddy come to spy on his baby boy again? Hmmmm?
<Driver> ::eyes are wide and, from the inside, is hurting, big time. No, not because she blasted him, but because he’s feeling a whole new emotion – betrayal::
<Frequency> Came to spy on *you*.
<RhiannaSK> ((lalalala…::issa hyper::))
<Protocol> ::laughs:: Well now, is this what you came for then? ::grinning wide as she looks at both of them:: To see me harming the naive little kitten? Satisfied?
<Frequency> ::growls:: Not really. Though at least I know whose side you’re on now.
<Driver> ::is hyperventilating::
<Protocol> Better do something about him… he looks like he’s going to explode. ::smirks::
<Frequency> ::contacts Matrix to help::
<Driver> ::clenches his teeth, shrinks down to a kitten, curls up into a tight ball::
<MatrixSK> ::blinks at that, stares ahead, receiving what Freq’s sending him::
<T-BoneSK> ((<Trix> ::arrives:: <Freq> Kick her butt for me, could you? I gotta look to the kid. <Trix> Oooo.. C’n I? C’n I?! <Freq> Su… <Sy> ::pops in:: Matrix! <Trix> ::pouts:: You never let me have any fuuuuun!))
<Protocol> ::blinks at Driver, then cackles and points:: This is turning out to be more interesting than I thought!
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADEADDEAD!::))
<Frequency> <Matrix… I need your help with Protocol. She tried to kill Driver.>
<Protocol> (((::dead!::))
<T-BoneSK> Everything okay? ::to Trix, knows that look::
<MatrixSK> <::small smirk:: Ain’t gonna say it… Permission your spam your inbox with “I told you guys so” messages when this is over… ::zaps over there::>
<Protocol> ::flicks some electricity around one of her paws, slowly walks to Driver:: Maw… what’s the matter hmmm?
<RhiannaSK> ((sounds like a repeat of Network Administration Class…protocols, drivers…will it ever end?! ::drops head with a thud on the desk:: Ow.))
<MatrixSK> Be right back. ::to T-Bone, goes::
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::Powa Rhi!))
<Protocol> ((::dies Rhi!::))
<Frequency> ::stays between Prot and Driver, growls, hands glow blue::
<Frequency> <::mentally sends reassuring messages to Driver::>
<Driver> ::shivering::
<MatrixSK> ::zaps in front of Prot:: Ready for round two?
<Protocol> Now Matrix, you’re always such a violent cyberbeing. ::chuckles::
<MatrixSK> ::eyes narrow:: Look, when you mess with my little brother, I’m bound to get feisty.
<FrequencySK> ::thanks Trix mentally and goes to scoop Driver up::
<Protocol> Its his own fault for being so trusting. ::chuckles:: Another downfall of having a soul.
<Protocol> He needs to grow up.
<MatrixSK> There’s nothing wrong with having a soul. Your problem is you’re being a spoiled brat. ::eyes flash yellow::
<FrequencySK> ::hmphs at that::
<Driver> ::issa crying::
<Protocol> And what are you? Mister Maturity himself?
<FrequencySK> ::snuggles him close:: <It’s okay, Driver…>
<MatrixSK> Never said I was. ::evil grin::
<Driver> ::clings to Freq’s shirt, sobbing, powa kitt::
<Protocol> ::hears Driver… crying?:: What on earth is wrong with him now? ::chuckles:: Did I break him or something?
<FrequencySK> ::snarls at her, but keeps the kitten close, rubbing his back::
<Protocol> Then who are you to be dictating how others should act?
<MatrixSK> No. That’s another emotion you prolly never downloaded. Sadness. ::eyes narrow again:: He’s shedding tears because he trusted you enough that he was willing to give you HIS soul for it.
<FrequencySK> Because he knows a lot more than *you* do.
<Protocol> Bah! More wasteful functions!
<RhiannaSK> ((nyah nyah ::to Protocol::))
<MatrixSK> Look, are you gonna stand here and nag the life outta the poor kid, or do I have ta’ blast you out? ::fists glowing yellow as well::
<RhiannaSK> ((::issa sitting in a lawn chair with popcorn watching what’s going on::))
<MongooseSK> ((::wonders what’s goin’ on!::))
<RhiannaSK> ((::to leomun:: Popcorn?))
<MatrixSK> ((::snorks!:: <Rhi> Fake! Th’ fight’s fake! Whooo!!! Worse’n WWF!! Whooo!!))
<RhiannaSK> ((LOL!!))
<RhiannaSK> ((::throws popcorn at Trix::))
<FrequencySK> ((<Freq> ::decides to really annoy Prot and amuse Driver at the same time:: Awww… Who’s th’ sweetest kitten on earth? Yes, you is… Oh, yes, you is… ::hughugsnuggle:: <Prot> Gah! ::flops over, sparking, systems overloaded by cuteness::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Protocol> ::shrugs:: I’ll leave on my own thank you. Good bye Matrix. ::chuckles, goes acoherent, looks at Driver:: And don’t take it too hard, Driver… everyone, even those who say they have this… caring emotion for you… are capable of turning on you. ::cackles and zaps outta there::
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<Driver> ::cries even harder at that::
<FrequencySK> ::hugs Driver close:: <Pay no attention to her… She’s never had a soul or known anything but Dark Kat. She doesn’t know anything.>
<MatrixSK> ::grumbles:
<RhiannaSK> ((::starts tearing up:: Don’t listen Driver…))
<Driver> <I trusted her…>
<Protocol> (( <Prot>::cackling:: <Mun> ;_;… you made him cry! <Prot> ^_____^ Thanks! <Mun> … ))
<FrequencySK> <She can be really believable when she wants… She tricked Sypher and his MBI friends too…>
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> She didn’t trick me n’ McGrath! <Frequency> Yeah well… So you two take after me in being paranoid of everything. <Trix> True. But, I’m not afraid of gerbils. McG has this thing about them carrying bombs…))
<Protocol> (( ::diies:: ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!:))
<Driver> <Just sobs and sobs::>
<RhiannaSK> ((<McG> Give me that gerbil! I need a bomb carrier! <Rhi> ::hugs da cute little gerbil:: No!))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> (( ::dies:: ))
<MatrixSK> ((<McG> In fact, I need a gerbil to test the macrowave with! <Rhi> :calls the ASPCA on him::))
<FrequencySK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<ComicReliefSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD::))
<FrequencySK> ::just snuggles him and tries to reassure him any way he can::
<Protocol> ((::dies!!::))
<Driver> <Daddy… I wanna go home…>
<FrequencySK> <Alright….> Matrix… Driver wants to go home… Thanks for your help…
<Protocol> ::mwha ha ha, so full of herself. zippin’ through powerlines now in the city. will “open” up what she “downloaded” from Driver when she gets to the lair::
<Protocol> ::his memories that is::
<MatrixSK> Wait… ::eyes narrow:: How much information did Driver give ‘er? ::didn’t like her blunt attitude back there::
<FrequencySK> ((<Prot> ::finds it contains junk about donuts and snuggles and how to play kitten games, swears so loudly Dark Kat thinks Mainframe’s trapped her in one of those beartraps he keeps setting again::))
<FrequencySK> I’m… not sure…
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADEAD!::))
<FrequencySK> ((<Dark Kat> ::smiles happily:: So nice to see the children playing together…))
<MatrixSK> ((:DYING!:))
<Driver> ::sniffles:: <She knows where the hide out is…>
<FrequencySK> ::smiles down at him:: <Don’t worry… I’ve got a backup…>
<Protocol> (( <Prot>::then feels the urge to do those things! steals some donuts, zaps to DK to try and snuggle:: Play with me plaaaay lets play tag daddoo! Or Monopoly! You never play Monopoly with us! Want a donut? <DK> GAH GET OFF!! ::disgusted:: <Mainframe> ::bwha ha ha has, hopes to see a reformatting!::))
<MatrixSK> Get them outta the Sanctuary, Freq. I’ll do see what I can do about that crazy she-kat.
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<FrequencySK> ((::SOOOODEADDEADDEAD!:: <Dark Kat> Are you laughing at me, Mainframe?! For your insolence… here. ::shoves Prot at him:: You must babysit her. <MF> DO WHAT?!))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD!!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<FrequencySK> Don’ worry. ::to Trix:: I already asked everyone to leave just in case. Driver did make me doubt whether I was right about Protocol… but I knew I was right about Dark Kat, and he might have tracked her even if she meant no harm.
<MatrixSK> ::nods:: By the way, don’t mention it. ::small smirk, goes acoherent, zaps out right after Prot::
<FrequencySK> ::sends Trix another thanks and zaps out to rendezvous with his kats::
<Protocol> ::tra la la, hee hee hees! gets back to the lair. goes to a room and sits to look at what she got from those files… was only a fourth of what he sent… hmmm wonder what stuff he sent exactly?::
<Protocol> ::is by herself there. everyone else took off to do other things or what not, iffan Matrix wants to go there::
<Driver> ::sent her the hideout, memories if his kitten hood, his Daddy… what he thought of her… mua haaha!!::
<MatrixSK> ::issa tracing her as we speak::
<FrequencySK> ((<Prot> GAH! ::learning all about Driver’s little pre-teen type crush on her::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!))
<Protocol> ((::diies:: <Prot> What is… Limp Bizkit… or Lynkin Park? Geez did he get his spell check erased or something? ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DYING::))
<MatrixSK> :zaps into de’ lair::
<FrequencySK> ((::DEAD!:: <Prot> ::curiously, pulls up sound files:: AUGH! What is that?! Is this information corrupted?! Gah! It sounds like someone being skinned! ::pause:: Of course, that is a kinda pleasant thought…))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> Ugly! I’m hooo-oome!
<Protocol> (( ::diies::))
<MatrixSK> So what’s for dinner?!
<Protocol> ::blah kittenhood, silly, his daddy… mawww… whoah… he DID actually use this… caring function?- erk snapped out of thoughts hearing Matrix:: What does he want? ::mrrrs, stands and goes to where Trix is::
<Protocol> How about fried Cyberbeing? ::grrrs throws a energy ball at him::
<MatrixSK> ::dodges it by bending back… a la the Matrix! Mua! I love mocking that movie with Trixie::
<Protocol> ((LOL))
<Protocol> Go away!
<FrequencySK> ::is now snuggling the inconsolable Driver at the crew’s new hideout, man, I need a name for these guys’ “group”::
<MatrixSK> ((<Trix> Um… Sagemun? A little help? I think I just pulled a back muscle…))
<FrequencySK> ((Hmm… I think I’ll call them… “The Boogers”… No, that doesn’t work…))
<MatrixSK> Aww… why should I, hon? Think of all the good times we had together! The fights! The blasts! ::hands form electricity::
<FrequencySK> ((<Trix> ::as she finally chases him out:: Well… We’ll always have Anakata!))
<Protocol> ((::diies boogers::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD::))
<Protocol> ((::dead!::))
<Driver> ::issa still shivering::
<FrequencySK> ::snuggles him close::
<Protocol> Still violent are you? Do I go to YOUR home and bug you?
<MatrixSK> Not if I mess with your kid sibling… which YOU did, mind you. This is where the older brother steps in.
<MatrixSK> And, sheesh, lady, you really have something against violence.
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> Gee, so annoyed with violence when YOU were the one who tried to blow my other brother up. <Prot> Actually, I tried to blow the entire MBI up. <Matrix> I rest my case.))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ::shrugs:: I just find it interesting how a “good guy” is always so eager to destroy others.
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<MatrixSK> I’m not eager, lady. In fact, I don’t wanna destroy you.
<Protocol> Then why are you here? To spank me? ::laughs::
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> Destroy? ::points to himself:: Me? Noo no. I just want to maim you lots.))
<Driver> ::closes his eyes on and off::
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!))
<MatrixSK> Nope. I’m gonna irritate the heck outta you to no end. So! Shall we dance?! ::grabs her and takes her inna tango type pose::
<Protocol> ((LOL ))
<FrequencySK> ((<Freq> ::blinks, thinks it’s Morse Code:: You… go run apple can? Huh?))
<FrequencySK> Driver… Are you okay?
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<Driver> ::just shivers::
<Protocol> O.O!? What are you doing?! ::tries to give him a shock where he’s holdin’ her::
<FrequencySK> ::is getting worried::
<Driver> Numbers… many… codes… unable to… access…
<FrequencySK> What? Driver?
<MatrixSK> Oh! You don’t like Tango? Well… lemme think of other dances… ::drops her at that and starts thinking::
<Protocol> Oof! ::dropped, growls tries to kick up at him as she’s layin’ on her back::
<FrequencySK> ((::DEAD at Sage:: “Okay.” *thud!*))
<MatrixSK> ::grabs her leg at that:: Hrm…
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!))
<Protocol> ((::snort dies::))
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> Macarena! <Prot> Maca-what?!))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<MatrixSK> Ah! Ever heard of The Toss?
<Protocol> I’ll toss you you bloody fool! ::growls goes acoherent to get loose from his grasp! then sends a few bolts of electricity at him::
<MatrixSK> ::goes acoherent, backflips off the wall, lands onna table inna crouch:: Missed me! ::beaming::
<Driver> Current… data… unknown… cannot access Cyberkat… hideout…
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> ::dodges while dancing:: Whoo! Funky chicken!))
<FrequencySK> ::blinkblinks, shakes him a little:: Driver?
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<Driver> ::blinkblinks, shakes his head:: Daddy?
<Protocol> GNAR!!! ::keeps firing bolts at him forgetting her energy sources::
<FrequencySK> Driver, are you okay?
<MatrixSK> ::does like the Mask, dodges to the left, dodges to the right, jumps up doing a split in the air::
<Driver> D…Daddy… she… she tried to access everything through me…
<Protocol> Show off! I’ll teach you! :;goes solid again, then quickly accesses that trap she ‘n Mainframe used on Driver before- sets the sprinkler system on!::
<Protocol> ::is a bit shorter than she was lol from usin’ up energy::
<MatrixSK> ::blinks:: gah! ::nailed with water::
<FrequencySK> ::sighs:: I’m sorry, Drive…
<MatrixSK> ::okay, so he didn’t see THAT one coming… whatta maroon::
<Driver> ::shivering: It’s all my fault…
<FrequencySK> ((<Mainframe> ::later, gets inna elevator beside Prot, blinks:: Uhm… You seem… <Prot> ::is three feet tall:: Shut up or I claw your eyes out.))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADEAD!::))
<FrequencySK> Shhh… It’s okay..
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<Protocol> ::cackles watching him getting soaked:: Not in the mood for dancing anymore, Matrix? ::grins::
<MatrixSK> ::clutches his chest:: You got me, par’ner… right square in the chest… ::starts wobbling from side to side::
<MatrixSK> ::starts advancing towards Prot, finally settles himself in her arms like a dying person:: You got me, par’ner… ::starts fake coughing::
<MatrixSK> ::grabs her by the collar:: Tell… Samantha and the little buckaroos I died a brave kat! ::coughs sommore::
<FrequencySK> ((::dying at Trix::))
<Protocol> ::grrrs at him catching him:: That your dying words? Pathetic! I’ll finish you off myself and put you out of your misery! ::shuts off the sprinklers and drops Matrix to the ground. forming a energy ball and glaring down at Trix. Almost felt… sorry for him… for a moment. But it passed at his goofy comments XD::
<MatrixSK> ((::dies::))
<FrequencySK> ((::DEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> Owie. Sheesh. No sympathy for the dying… ::rolls outta the way::
<Protocol> ::blasts the ground as Trix rolled out of the way. grrs feeling tired now:: Hold still!
<MatrixSK> How so? ::Russian dancing::
<Protocol> ::confused! thought the water would weaken him! he’s driving her nuts XD with the dancing:: I know what you’re doing and it won’t work! ::huffs::
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> ::dances up to her, doing that kicking thing:: Hey! ::kicks high and catches her under the chin::))
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> Well, I’m glad you know what I’m doing. Couldja tell me?))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!!))
<MatrixSK> ((SOOOODEAD!!))
<MatrixSK> Really now? What’m I doing? ::rave dancing::
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Protocol> Trying to get me to waste all my energy on you!
<MatrixSK> Really? I never thought of it that way. I just thought it’d be funny to get you inna worse mood. XD
<Protocol> ::stomps her foot:: And how is this funny?!
<MongooseSK> ::goes to DKs lair?::
*** MongooseSK is now known as LeoSK
<Protocol> ((sure!))
<LeoSK> ::But not as a mongoose!::
<FrequencySK> ((::DEAD!:: <Mongoose Leo> ::chews on Prot’s heels::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<LeoSK> ((::DEAD!!!::YES!))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!))
<MatrixSK> You’re getting irritated… ::smirks::
<Protocol> You are so illogical! This is wasting time and effort! ::tries to grab him:: Who cares if I’m irritated, its because you’re disrupting my programming!
<MatrixSK> <Bingo>
<MatrixSK> ::grabs her by the arm and spins her around a few times:: Oh, so you do want to dance. Wha’d you call this move? ::holds her by the waist::
<MatrixSK> ((<Prot> ARGH!!! <Trix> Man… these dance artists are getting crankier every year… whatta name…))
<Protocol> ::growls at him:: I. don’t. care.
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<LeoSK> ::issa lookin’ around, trying to figure out just what is going on…::
<FrequencySK> ((::DEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> Wow. That’s a new one. C’n you teach me how ta’ dance? Do I just yell “I don’t care!” everytime I hit the floor? ::as he bends her down again:: But, on second thought… ::drops her yet again::
<FrequencySK> ((<Matrix> Then, do the ARGH! with me, Babe!)
<FrequencySK> ((::SOOOODEAD!::))
<Protocol> (( <Leo>::gasps seeing Trix dancing with Prot. hurries to report this to MBI HQ!:: <Static>::hears of this:: WHAT?! BACKSTABBER! HOMEWRECKER! <rest of MBI>::sigh::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD AT PROT!))
<Protocol> ::dropped again. grrrs won’t play his game anymore. lays there lookin’ at him arms folded::
<FrequencySK> ((::DEADDEADDEADDEAD!:: <Kaeru> ::forms an alliance with Static, while Prot is also a battery… Trix is more pliable and she prefers his company… would have to keep Prot locked inna cage to feed off her and that’d be a bother, feeding Matrix to keep him around is sooo much easier::))
<MatrixSK> ((::sooo wants to see Static walk in on this… mya ha ha! Who will she hit first? ;) ))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> Aww… did wittle Pwotocol get tiiiired??? ::hands clapped together:: Does the wittle thing need a piwwow?????
<Protocol> (( <Prot>Him! <Trix> Her! <Static>::fries them both::))
<FrequencySK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::dying y’all::))
<MatrixSK> ((DEAD!))
<Static> ::comes storming in with a thundercloud over her head, grabs Trix by the ear:: Just WHAT are you DOING?!!!!!!!!
<MatrixSK> ((::DYING at that image::))
<Protocol> ::does that angry cat sound… singsonging is what we call it ’round mun’s town lol eyes all flashing::
<MatrixSK> Meep?!
<Protocol> ::blinks at Static, sits up and scoots back, skitters to her feet::
<Static> I leave you alone for two days and where do I find you?! Dancing with Dark Kat’s little cybertwit!!!
<MatrixSK> I’m irritating her? ::issa being pulled down::
<Protocol> Hey!
<Static> ::growls, tosses a snarl at Prot, then turns to drag Trix away:: We’re leaving!
<Static> ((Oh,and when I get you home, you’re sooo in the doghouse! You’ll be sleeping in the spare computer tonight, buster! <Matrix> Static, we are NOT married!))
<MatrixSK> Static! She’s got information on the others! ::tries to get outta her grip::
<MatrixSK> ((DEADDEADDEAD!))
<Protocol> Good! About time someone dragged that annoying childish brat away! You need to keep him in a secure hard drive!
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Static> Don’t talk about him that way! ::releases Trix’ ear and tackles Prot::
<MatrixSK> ::falls to the floor witha “whump” and ba-links at Stat::
<Protocol> O.o! ::is tackled:: Gah this is worse than his stupid dancing lessons! ::struggles to get Static offa her::
<MatrixSK> ::then just buries his head into his hands and siiighs::
<Static> ::many angry cat noises, clawings and zappings ensue, granted, she’s not half-aiming, so she could do all that and never hit Prot:
<MatrixSK> ::shakes his head, goes to get her off Prot::
<Protocol> ::gah she-cyberkat fight! XD claws back and zaps at Static as well! XD IS aiming a bit more than Stat is::
<Static> ::gets hit once but is spared further maiming as Trix hauls her off, hissing and spitting:: Oh, you little…. !
<MatrixSK> :goes acoherent, grabs Stats from behind and has them both go acoherent afore they’re clobbered::
<Protocol> ::scrambles to her feet and hisses back:: What is WRONG with you?! :;says to Stats::
<Static> ::hiss::
<MatrixSK> Static… calm down…>
<Static> Lemme at her!
<MatrixSK> <I think you’ve beaten her enough… Th’ info’s no longer valid… C’mon… Let’s go…>
<Protocol> What’s the matter?! Are you… ::then puts things together. wonders if she feels for Trix like Driver felt for her. snickers then laughs::
<Static> ::snarls at Prot:: What’s so funny?!
<MatrixSK> ::blinks, lets them go coherent once again, still holds Stats, tho’::
<Protocol> You care for him don’t you? You let these… feelings make you angry for no reason! :: If he cares for you too, you shouldn’t worry. ::poses and preens:: But gee I guess he doesn’t… or you don’t think he does… otherwise you wouldn’t react so… jealous.
<MatrixSK> Now, wait a minute…!
<Static> ::snarls, tries to get at her!::
<Static> Lemme go, Trix!
<MatrixSK> ::holds on to Static at that:: Don’t do anything you’ll regret…
<MatrixSK> ::issa holding both her arms tightly at that::
<Protocol> Well, do you care for her the same way, Matrix? Hmmm?
<MatrixSK> ::eyes narrow::
<Protocol> Were you REALLY here to irritate me? Or something else… ::griiins::
<MatrixSK> Actually, I was here to get the information you took from Driver. And, since you accuse me of being so violent, I went to my second natural talent. Bugging the life outta people.
<Static> ::is still growling at Prot, would like to hear Matrix say something about his caring for her… but, hey, if he doesn’t surely she could change his mind, eh?::
<MatrixSK> Quite honestly, lady, after what you did to Driver, I don’t find you attractive at all. As to my caring for Static… well, I’m sure she can figure that out on her own…. ::teeth clenched::
<Protocol> ::laughs:: Suuuure you were. I accessed this… information… it was more like memories! Sweet and caring memories of him and his oh so joyful life. ::hrmphs, what is SHE jealous of Driver? ;D::
<Protocol> Oooh, careful avoiding the question. You are such a darling debater.
<Static> ::glomphug:: Awww… Trixie!
<Static> ((<Matrix> You try to debate while dealing with a crazy woman!))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<MatrixSK> ::issa turning blue. Stat’s hugs can be deadly::
<Static> ::moves to kissing, he’s gonna have lipstick marks all over::
<Protocol> ((::laughs::))
<Static> ((<Chance> ::blinks at Trix once he gets back:: Y’know… If it were anyone else, I’d be insanely jealous… However, in your case,… you have my pity.))
<MatrixSK> ((::DYING!::))
<MatrixSK> ((::SOOOOOOODEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<MatrixSK> Stats… air… don’t forget we’re in Dark Kat’s lair…
<Protocol> ::quirks brow at them::
<Static> Oh. ::loosens up:
<Protocol> ::makes gagging motions::
<Protocol> ::XD::
<MatrixSK> ::falls over::
<Protocol> Are you QUITE finished? I’m feeling ill.
<Static> ::perches on Trix, teehees, razzes at Prot::
<Static> ((<Jessie> I tried to do something with her, but she’s hopeless.))
<MatrixSK> ((::dies!::))
<Protocol> ((::laughs!::))
<MatrixSK> Are we done? Can we go?
<Protocol> ::folds arms swishes tail::
<Static> Okay!
<Protocol> WELL!?! GO ALREADY!
<MatrixSK> ::stands up:: By the way… ::to Prot:: While you were trying to blast me, I snuck a little pacman virus into that computer of yours… Those files outta be gone by now… ::smirk::
<Protocol> ::into her? or DK’s comp?::
<MatrixSK> ::DK’s comp::
<Protocol> What?! ::grrrs zaps over to the comp to try and retrieve files but will find them all gone::
<MatrixSK> Bye bye. ::goes acoherent::
<Static> ::goes with Trix::
<Protocol> Gaaaah! Stupid Matriiiiiiix! ::really isn’t liking him XD lol mun thinks he rocks XD::
<MatrixSK> ((Don’ tell ‘im that. It’ll go to ‘is head. XD))
<Static> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((LOL!))