2003-03-28

<Sagey> 12 RPG On, Ya’ll!
*** FelonyKat is now known as Protocol
<Protocol> ::will be her for now ’til peeps place chars::
<Kooshmeister> ((::just is determined to do something with mutant monsters, having watched Eight-Legged Freaks::))
*** KS_Claw is now known as Nightkill
<Nightkill> ((heh there’s your “mutant monster”))
<Kooshmeister> ((Yeah but he’s of the good guy variety.))
<Protocol> ::is… in jail! AHAHAHAHA yes. um hmmm…:: (( Driver still there or he gone again Sagey? don’t wanna force you to play someone ya don’t wanna or anything))
<Nightkill> ((naw I’m gonna be KS. Want someone who can talk))
*** Nightkill is now known as KS
<Sagey> ((hrm… me no thinks))
*** Sagey is now known as JasonKorat
<Kooshmeister> ((::can’t think of anybody to beeeeee!::))
<KS> ((orrrrrrrrrrr not to beeeeeeeeeeeee….))
<Protocol> ((<Nightkill> Oh I can talk, I just don’t let you know about it mun- ::claps paws on mouth:: whoops… I mean… ROAAAAAR!!!))
<KS> ((*DIES*))
<KS> ((or should I try out David? what you guys think?)=
<JasonKorat> ((That’s up to you. ;) ))
<Protocol> ::had nice time with Driver and now seriously ponders being… ew… GOOD. XP Is only way to stay with him so when he leaves she can go with and watch over him! Worries like a mom now, and that is skeery::
<Protocol> ::at least won’t try and take over the city… for awhile. <g>::
<JasonKorat> ::brings Prot some food this time. Aww… is being sucha nice captain::
*** KS is now known as David_P
<David_P> ((David it is ^^))
<Kooshmeister> ((SO where is old snakepuss anyway?))
<David_P> ((<Viper>::was sold by the Enforcers to Steve Irwin as a stand-in/stunt crocodile:: ))
<Protocol> ((::dies:: <Viper>SSSSSSTOP CALLING ME A “BEAUT”! You’re ruining my reputation for evilnessss.))
<JasonKorat> ((<KS> But, bebbeh… yo’ GO’GEOUS! ::hug!::))
<_Matt_> ((<Steve> Well, let’s just check out this lil’ bugger right here. Croike! Look at the fangs on this e’re monster croc! Ooo, he’s not happy now. Let’s say we grab him by his tail! Whoa! Danja Danja!))
<Kooshmeister> ((Well, if Viper was in secure custody I’m sure the city’s scientific community would want to get their paws on ‘im. ::rubs hands together in his best evil scientist fashion:: Mwahahaa.))
<Protocol> ::don’t kill me cap’n, I heard you’ve been ill XD stands:: Well… this is a surprise. Didn’t think you did this sort of thing, Captain Korat.
<Protocol> ((::dies Matt::))
<JasonKorat> ::small smile:: I figure I’m about the only one who hasn’t brought you dinner… ::gives her Chinese this time::
<David_P> ((*DEADDEADSAGE!!*))
*** _Matt_ is now known as Commander_Feral
<Kooshmeister> <Scientific Types> ::grr, ponder how they can get Dr. Viper for all kinds of studying and poking and hurting and hooooooy-ven-flaaay!::
<David_P> ::Is ummm…..taking a stroll on his rollerblades::
<Protocol> ::blinks hmm never had this. takes it thru the bars:: Thanks… and why would you or anyone want to? ::chuckles:: Or did you loose at drawing straws this time? ::sits down onna chair to eat. mmmm vegatable lo mein::
<Kooshmeister> ((<Dr. Zyme> I should get him! He was MY assistant! <Dr. Konway> Pah! Well, he’s in Enforcer custody and I work for the Enforcers! <Viper> Boysss, boysss, boysss, no need to fight over little ol’ me…))
<Commander_Feral> :: is…making his way to a press conferenc, yeah. Approaches a podium with a clipboard in hand. Adjusts his tie and motions for any who choose to be present to quiet down ::
<David_P> ((*DIES*))
<Kooshmeister> ((<Feral> Make sure you get my good side…yeah…where my chin protrudes the most.))
<Protocol> <LingXiao>::issa at this meeting yes. mwha ha. ^_^::
<Commander_Feral> ((<Kats Watching TV> :: scream and duck as Feral turns his head slightly. New 3d vision is skeeery with Feral’s face on it :: ))
<Kooshmeister> <Tab Mouser> ::is among the reporters, complete with his painful-looking eternal smile::
<David_P> ((<Feral>::once done with speech, sits down on a nearby chair…:: *FAAART* O.O!! ::pulls out one of those prank-pillows or what you call ‘em…:: <Steele>::is in the meantime laughing his guts out in the bathroom:: ))
<JasonKorat> Not really. Just wanted to see how you were doing.
<Commander_Feral> ((<Feral> :: gets that one trademark “angry look”, the one where that vein on his head swells and his one eye looks like it’s going to pop out of its socket. Grabs the woopies cushion and squeezes, causing the last remaining noises to seep out in a death moan sound ::))
<Kooshmeister> ((::DEAD::))
<JasonKorat> ((::dies::))
<Protocol> ::shrugs:: Fine I guess… ::daintily slurps up noodle:: though to be honest, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life here… going to the gym a couple times a week doesn’t do justice… ::sighs::
<David_P> ((heeheee))
<Protocol> ((::DEAD::))
<David_P> ::where this speech take place?::
<JasonKorat> Well, that’s what I came to talk to you about…
<Commander_Feral> :: ahem, clears throat :: I’m happy to report that the Enforcers have been well on top of the current events within Megakat City. Ever since my framing sometime last January, I have made it my highest priority to rid this city of that which has affected all of us, even me personally.
<Protocol> ::blinks:: Oh? Why’s that…? ::asks looking worried::
<JasonKorat> <Trina> ;;issa listening to it at her apartment, blinkies at Feral;;
<Kooshmeister> <Tab Mouser> ::never breaks that grin….makes his fellow reporters uneasy::
<Protocol> ((I’d assume at Enforcer HQ, Feralmun?))
<JasonKorat> Well, I’ve been thinking this over. You ARE lacking your powers after all…
<David_P> ::stops up at one of them Radio/TV shops, and watches there along with a few others::
<Commander_Feral> We all remember the moon incident that occured not so long ago. It was the last straw in a slew of actions by Dark Kat, and this time it was his last. He’s now in custody, imprisoned, and serving out a life sentence in Alkatraz, no longer a threat to anyone.
<Protocol> ::looks at him oddly:: And? Whot? Whot else are you going to do to me?! ::shifts in her seat, grips chopsticks lol she’s so paranoid::
<JasonKorat> <Trina> ::arches a brow:: <Ch-yeah, right…>
<David_P> ::just blinks, shakes head:: expect me to believe that? ::muttered under his breath::
<Protocol> <LingXiao>::^____^ believes that! then realizes he said “Dark Kat” and remembers his previous stays in prison XD so short they were::
<Kooshmeister> ((<Taurus Bulba> Ha! Stooooopid Dahrk Kaht! Can’t even beeld a huge airshep and escape! Some mastermind!))
<Commander_Feral> Dark Kat’s methods of criminal action have also been discovered, and are being dealt with even as I speak. The Cyberdemon threat is real, but we are well equiped to deal with it. No longer will these weapons geared towards destrutive purposes be used against Megakat City or anyone else for that matter. It’s only a matter of time until that threat is dispersed entirely.
<Kooshmeister> ::mutters of approval from the audience::
<David_P> Riiiiight
<JasonKorat> <Trina> ::eyes narrow, falls her hand into a fist::
<JasonKorat> ((balls her hand, even))
<Commander_Feral> Just a few months ago, the Pastmaster made an abrupt return to this realm, and he was dealt with accordingly. It’s only a matter of time, until he is captured. Of course, we’d all remain just as jubilant if he never shows his wretched rotting form of a face here ever again.
<JasonKorat> We’re not gonna do anything else to you. I think you’ve been punished enough.
<David_P> ::shakes head::
<Kooshmeister> <Dr. Nowun> ::watching the event on TV in his hidden stronghold, curious if there’s gonna be any mention of him and his illicit doings not too long ago::
<Commander_Feral> Then there was Dr. Viper, another frequent criminal villain whom we’re all fairly familiar with. He decided to try his luck again just last week. He failed, miserably. He’s now in Enforcer custody and awaiting sentencing.
<Protocol> Oh… good, I have! ::nods nods… eats a bit more of the noodles. then looks at him again:: So… what ARE you going to do with me?
<Kooshmeister> ((Criminal villain? Isn’t that a bit redunant? Silly Feral.))
<Kooshmeister> ((redundant* even))
<David_P> ::ears prick up in attention::
<JasonKorat> We’re still debating on what exactly to do, but I think it’s a matter of time until we let you outta here.
<Protocol> ((<Feral>::had to make sure he described him properly. press baton:: “Shut up you idiot!”))
<David_P> ((*DIES*))
<JasonKorat> <Trina> <Sure, Feral. Take the credit for it… >
<JasonKorat> ((::Dies!::))
<Commander_Feral> There has been an unusual ammount of unrest within the underworlds of this city, An unrest because all those who commit evil deeds know that they can no longer get away with it. The Enforcers protect this city, and we protect it well. :: then remembers something :: And we’re not the only ones who do it either. Recently we’ve had some…assistance in certain matters with other law Enforcement agencies. We appreciate their effort, as it does in f
<Protocol> ::stands now, lil’ carton empty:: You mean, you are going to let me out?
<JasonKorat> ((In f…))
<Commander_Feral> We appreciate their effort, as it does in fact help keep Megakat City Safer in the long run.
<JasonKorat> <Trina> ::snorts in disgust:: Ugh…
<Kooshmeister> <Nowun> Paahahahaha! I should be insulted that me and BriteTech are not mentioned by this big-chinned buffoon! No offense, Xander. Still, I suppose it’s best that I stay anonymous.
<David_P> ::shakes head:: Dork
<JasonKorat> Eventually…
<Commander_Feral> ((<Feral> :: giving his best half-hearted attempt at giving kudos :: Yeah, they…help us…maybe…what was their name again?))
<David_P> ((LOL!))
<Protocol> <LingXiao>::wonders what’s with this whole speech of his… is he trying to gain better PG with the public?::
<Protocol> ((PR not PG))
<JasonKorat> ((Better parental guidance? <Feral> Be cool. Stay in school. ::wise nod:: <Parents> ::siiiiiiigh::))
<Commander_Feral> ((<Feral> :: having his picture taken with some kid in a wheel chair :: Of course not :: smiles for the camera ::)
<David_P> ((*DIES*))
<Protocol> ::sighs:: Oh… yes, of course… ::ears droop:: until I say I’ll be good right? Like you’d trust me even if I were to tell you that.
<Kooshmeister> <Nowun> ::leans back in his Comfy Chair Throne of Evil!(tm):: With Dark Kat and Dr. Viper in the custody of the Enforcers, that eliminates two possible rivals and leaves the city in a state of…supervillainlessness.
<Protocol> ((::DIES razz::))
<Kooshmeister> <Xander> Yes, sir. There’ll no doubt be leaps among the lower level criminals of the city to take their positions…
<Commander_Feral> Now. I’ll be taking your questions :: braces self for the onslaught of media ::
<JasonKorat> Actually, I do. ::stands:: Believe it or not…
<David_P> ::Huffs, has stuff to think over now. Oh yay, uncle’s in the slammer::
<Kooshmeister> <Nowun> Yes, but none have the brains to succeed…..except for me. ::evil little giggle::
<Protocol> ((<Media>::pounce Feral and beat him with wiffle bats! ahahaha!::))
<Protocol> ::tilts head a bit:: You do… whot?
<Kooshmeister> <Tab Mouser> Hiiiiii, Commander Feral! Tab Mouser, Kat’s Eye News Spotlight on Science! ::grin widens impossibly:: I was wondering…what exaaaactly do you plan to do with Dr. Viper? The scientific minds of the city are itching to know!
<JasonKorat> Trust you won’t try anything else…
<Kooshmeister> ((<Tab> ::grin keeps getting wider…and wider….until the top half of his head falls off::))
<Protocol> Why’s that? ::curious. wants to know what she did and will keep doing it! XD::
<David_P> ((<scientific minds> Not really that much Tab, someone slipped itching-powder down our backs!! <David>::looks innocent:: ))
<JasonKorat> <Trina> ::sits on the couch, rubs her eyes:: <They nearly kill our agents and we’re regarded as “other law enforement.” Lovely.>
<Commander_Feral> Despite his reptillian state, my scientific advisors tell me that Dr. Viper, for the most part, is a sentient being, and he will be treated as such. His sanity will be annalyzed and he will be processed and sentenced in the appropriate manner.
<Commander_Feral> Next Question.
<Kooshmeister> <Tab> ::grin remains, even though it’s obvious that’s not the answer the science reporter wanted to hear:: Well, thank you, Commander Feral. ::turns to his cameraman:: Okay, Earl, roll ‘em. *Ahem!* You heard it first, folks…
<JasonKorat> ::shrugs:: You seemed to have a ball prank calling Dark Kat the other day with the others. ::grins::
<Protocol> <Freeda Speech> Freeda Speech, Inside Megakat. Commander Feral, what of the cyberdemons still at large?
<David_P> ((<Feral>::leans down to Sarge:: get me ms. Clarice Starling, she’s an expert at those psyco’s ))
<Protocol> ((::DIIIES KS::)
<Kooshmeister> ((<Viper> Clariiiiiicccceeeee….))
<JasonKorat> ((DEAD))
<David_P> ((Heeeeeh))
<JasonKorat> <Trina> ::rubs her eyes:: <And, again with the Cyberdemons… ::siiighs::>
<Commander_Feral> I’m happy to say that since the installation of the listening post arrays, the Cyberdemon sightings have dropped nearly 100%. With their electrical abilities now a hindrance rather then an advantage, it’s only a matter of time until this so called “cyberdemon crisis” is put to rest.
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Mar 29 00:12:00 2003
Session Start: Sat Mar 29 00:13:00 2003
*** Now talking in #mbi_sk
*** Topic is ‘Quote of the Night: “We are the Lords of School Registration Who Say ‘Paymeafee!’ And we demand… a FORM!”’
*** Set by Sagey on Fri Mar 14 23:47:24
<Commander_Feral> ((wb))
<JasonKorat> ((WB!))
<David_P> ((WB!))
<Protocol> ((Whoever that Sir Spike is, I wanna hurt him. ::curses at NickOp::))
<JasonKorat> ((*** Protocol has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by Sir_Spike)))
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Mar 29 00:13:41 2003
Session Start: Sat Mar 29 00:14:58 2003
*** Now talking in #mbi_sk
*** Topic is ‘Quote of the Night: “We are the Lords of School Registration Who Say ‘Paymeafee!’ And we demand… a FORM!”’
*** Set by Sagey on Fri Mar 14 23:47:24
<David_P> ((*DIES* He must be related to Jaws from James Bond then))
<SageSK> (Th’ heck? Now he’s offline…))
<Jenna-poo> ((WHO do I talk to get get this stupid Sir Spike from killing my nick?))
<SageSK> ((I’m looking around for ‘im… hang on. ))
<David_P> ((Grrrrr))
<Kooshmeister> <Nowun> ::is itching to know! and needs his itch scratched!::
<Jenna-poo> ((Now it keeps telling my Protocol nick is being used. >.<))
*** SageSK is now known as Sagey
<Jenna-poo> ((::can’t register it::))
<Kooshmeister> ((<Maws> ::hands backscratcher:: <Nowun> Not THAT kind of itch! A mental itch. <Maws> :;blinks, then scratches Nowun’s head with it:: <Nowun> ….))
<David_P> ((How about just “Prot”?))
<David_P> ((*DIES*))
<Sagey> ((Keep RPing, guys. I’ll be right back))
<Jenna-poo> ((Okiee, anyone mind reposting me in PM? plz?))
<Kooshmeister> <Nowun> Xander, I want you to get down to Enforcer Headquarters and see if our friend has anything new for us.
*** Jenna-poo is now known as AnaLytikat
*** Kooshmeister is now known as Xander_Gibbs
<David_P> ::is thinking things…..wants to know more about the thing with Viper. was on a school-trip when whatever he did happened::
<Xander_Gibbs> Yes, sir. I’ll be back before nightfall. :;saunters off, motioning for Mazor n’ Jigsaw to come along::
<Commander_Feral> I’ve been provided with some conflicting information on what the true nature of these weapons are. Some have even given the opinion that they are sentient, and acting under their own actions. If this is true, they will be dealt with as any other criminal would be.
<Xander_Gibbs> ::take his shiny black luxury sedan and zoooooom downtown, and the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom::
<Sagey> <Trina> ::eyes wide:: <He can’t do that!.
<AnaLytikat> ::laughs a bit at Jason’s answer:: Well, I don’t like him very much. You all don’t know it but he almost destroyed myself and Driver during that whole… Moon ordeal…
<AnaLytikat> It was a pain working for him besides.
<Sagey> <Jason> I don’t doubt it.
<Xander_Gibbs> ((And if you wanna picture his car, it’s a lot like Sykes’s from Oliver and Company. And if you’ve enver seen that…I can’t describe it lol))
<David_P> ((Black limo with 2 doberman dogs on the front))
<Xander_Gibbs> <Off. NolwayL> :;the mole, the spy, the turncoat, the- oh you get the picture. slips outta the conference room::
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Actually it was just a two-door luxury car, but you’re right about the dogs lol))
<Xander_Gibbs> (9If it was a limo he’d have a driver and Sykes drove the car himself.))
<AnaLytikat> Captain… to be quite honest… ::sighs, decides to open up a bit with him:: every bad situation I’ve gotten myself into lately is because of my… bad behavior. Driver’s also nearly paid for my mistakes and… if it means keeping him out of harms way then I really don’t wish to harm others or try to take over anything like he wishes. ::leans against the wall in the cell:: Sypher and the others were… r.. ::struggles:: right.
<Commander_Feral> ((<Xander> :: brought 50 Doxens with him. They swarm and attack like pirannas ::))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Dachsunds. :) ))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Or weinerdogs lol))
<AnaLytikat> ::looks utterly defeated. curse you good guys! XD::
*** Sagey is now known as JasonSK
<Xander_Gibbs> ::screech! zoom! beepbeep! etc. pulls into Enf HQ parking lot baby::
<JasonSK> Were right? About what?
<Commander_Feral> Now, one last question.
<David_P> ::takes a final decision. Will go find out where Viper is and then try to sneak information about what they’ll do to Viper. Treated as a sentient being, riiiiiight. Is a sceptical young tom::
<AnaLytikat> <Ling Xiao>::shifts a bit in her seat. so hopes she did the right thing by bringing Syntax to the MBI first::
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> ::is, in the meantime, upstairs…..in Feral’s office! slipped in when the secretary, uh….she just left, okay?::
<JasonSK> <Trina> ::tail twitches nervously::
<Commander_Feral> ((<Feral> I have a secretary? :: blinks. Stacks of papers seen in the BG ::))
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> ::dig dig dig through desk draws n’ filing cabinets, gotta find the documents about the cyberdemon stoof. Surely Feral has a copy! and he better find it quick before the Walking Chin returns to his office::
<Xander_Gibbs> ::meanwhile, waits outside, paaatient, like praying mantis patient::
<AnaLytikat> About my way of going about things, about all this fighting, and about causing distruction and all that rot… I admit it, alright? I admit that my actions were wrong. I still don’t care much for you biologials, and I still despise Matrix and even Sypher a little for making me BE one, but… trying to destroy them or anyone isn’t the answer.
<David_P> ::Wonders if he should ask Kickstart about it first….decides he better do so::
<JasonSK> You’re right. It isn’t.
<Commander_Feral> ((<Xander> :: pidgeons land on him, he’s standing so still ::))
<JasonSK> But I can’t say things have been any easier for you…
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> ::is making quite a mess, glad he chose to wear some spiffy latex gloves so they can’t lift any fingerprints, which would be bad news bears for him since he’s on there files, being an Enforcer and all. Finally, all his searcing pays off, and he finds a vaguely thick folder with the words “Cyberdemon Case” and a case number n’ such on the front cover:: Bingo!
<Commander_Feral> :: could it be? The media has run out of questions. ::
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Feral> Drat! I knew I shouldn’t have labeled my cases so obviously! <Sgt> The Jelly Horrors was too awful, sir…better you called it by it’s real title.))
<Commander_Feral> ((::snorks::))
<AnaLytikat> <Katrina Kattington> How is it you’re making sure Dark Kat will serve out his time?
<David_P> ::so goes and finds KS who has heard this whole stuff while training at Hackle’s. She too is a tad sceptic. OK she doesn’t like Viper, but he’s the kitts uncle, so there::
<JasonSK> <Trina> ::eyes narrow:: <Yeah, right…>
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> ::stuff folder into his jacket, then slip out of the office, noting the secretary is still gone. Must’ve gone to lunch. Once at the elevator, he takes the glvoes off and stuffs them into his pocket::
<AnaLytikat> No they haven’t. I’m sorry but sabatoge, destruction, revenge, its all I’ve known and how I’ve survived since my existance. Old habits are hard to break…
<Xander_Gibbs> <Mazor n’ Jigsaw> ::bored, play rock-paper-scissors nearby as Xander taps his foot, humming an indistinct tune::
<JasonSK> True…
<Xander_Gibbs> ::finally, sees Nolway come out the front of the building and down the steps, headed for a phone booth before Xander reaches out and grabs him, yanking him over:: Hi, there, Officer Nolway.
<AnaLytikat> Driver’s the only good thing I’ve had, and I can’t even be with him because of those stupid arrays and being in here.
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> Oh, hi, I was j-just going to call you. I got what you wanted-
<David_P> <KS>::hanging upside down from some rings:: Just don’t get into trouble, kiddo. Contact me if you get into trouble or found something important, OK? <David> I got it. ::leaves::
<AnaLytikat> <LingXiao>::yes how ARE we gonna make sure DK will stay put? listens waitin’ for Feral::
<JasonSK> ::sighs:: I tried to get them off the streets… I can tell you right now that I dn’t agree with those things being hooked around all over the place…
<Xander_Gibbs> Sshhh! Not here, you idiot! ::jerks thumb at security cameras above the entrance:: Look like you’re just seeing an old friend and let’s get to the alleyway over there.
<AnaLytikat> Of course you don’t. Some of your best agents are cyberkats. ::smirks::
<Xander_Gibbs> <Jigsaw> Ha! Scissors cuts rock! <Mazor> It does NOT! <Jigsaw> Does too!
<JasonSK> Well, I don’t agree with a lot of things.
<AnaLytikat> Such as?
<Commander_Feral> Dark Kat is under 24 hour a day surveliance, isolated on an Island that no one has managed to escape from without getting killed in the process. He’s under the most secure imprisonment that can be humanitarily devised.
<AnaLytikat> ((<David>::Returns later with a bag of gold:: <KS> What’s this? You rob a bank?! <David> No! But you said to come back if I found something important, and this sure is important! Buuuut if you don’t want any… ::starts to leave:: <KS> Wait!))
<David_P> ((*DIES*))
<Xander_Gibbs> :;scoot to the alley, where Nolway pulls the folder out of his jacket, and Xander snatches it from his hands and thumbs through it:: Ahh, perfect. You’ve outdone yourself, Officer. I didn’t think you had what it took to just walk right into Feral’s office and swipe sensitive matierial like this!
<David_P> ::So where do they keep Viper?::
<AnaLytikat> ((<Viper>::in a hole in the wall. in CB-4::))
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> Heheheheh, well, uh, I just suddenly got the courage to do it, and, well, voila!
<Commander_Feral> That’s all the questions for now. :: heads down off of the podium ::
<Xander_Gibbs> You didn’t leave any evidence of yourself behind, did you? ::eyes him::
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> Oh, I trashed the place! But I wore gloves, so no fingerprints.
<David_P> ((<Xander> those are *fingerless* gloves you idiot!! <Nolway> Oops…..))
<Xander_Gibbs> ::nods:: Good, good. Well, as I said you’ve outdone yourself this time, and I suppose that calls for the bonus you’ve been wanting so badly. ::motions to Jigsaw, who hands him an envelope as he hands Jigsaw the folder::
<AnaLytikat> ((<Nolway> ::doesn’t mention he shedded some… its gettin’ warmer now as the season’s changing::))
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> :;grins n’ accepts the envelope stuffed with cash, whoo-hoo he’s rich!::
<Commander_Feral> ((<Feral> :: walks into his office, to see it completely covered in fur ::))
<Xander_Gibbs> Now then, better get back inside before you’re missed. ::watches the Enforcer mole head off:: I’m pleasantly surprised. I was afraid we were going to have to get ourselves a new spy since old Nolway looked so squeamish…
<Xander_Gibbs> <Jigsaw> Yeah, lucky that little twerp’ll do anything for money. ::tucks folder under his arm::
<David_P> ((<Nolway>::heard that:: I didn’t get on the litterbox before the conference, OK!!??))
<AnaLytikat> You don’t agree with how Feral is going about hunting us down, do you?
<Xander_Gibbs> Well, let’s go. No doubt once Feral discovers his office “trashed” as Nolway put it, he’ll order a search and it would be best if we weren’t here. ::they hurry to his sleek and fancy and oh so cool car and speed off::
<JasonSK> No, I don’t. :eyes narrow:: I never did.
<David_P> ::first things first so where to start looking for wherever Viper is….::
<Xander_Gibbs> With this information, Dr. Nowun will finally be able to learn how to track those Cyberkats down. I KNEW following that Ling Xiao she-kat was a waste of time!
<Xander_Gibbs> <Mazor> I dunno, she was pretty hot, boss…
<Xander_Gibbs> :;WHAM! clobbers the redheaded goon:: You morons have a one track mind. Girls, good, and goofing off!
<AnaLytikat> Not even cyberdemons like Mainframe? ::curious::
<Xander_Gibbs> ((food*))
<Xander_Gibbs> <Mazor> Ow, but that’s three-
<Xander_Gibbs> Shut up!
<JasonSK> No. Because I keep getting this feeling that they’ll reform like Sypher did.
<David_P> ::thinks of where to start….thinks he maybe can get some info at the MBI?::
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Soooo, we should lay off all criminals because they could potentially be good…? ::challenging Jason’s logic!::))
<JasonSK> ((That’s not what he entirely meant. We’re talking about the Cyberdemons in general here, not criminals))
<AnaLytikat> ::chuckles:: You don’t know Mainframe very well then.
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Well, they’re still criminals regardless. Just because a couple reformed doesn’t mean they all will.))
<AnaLytikat> ((maybe not but Jason’s a hopeful kat ^_^))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Methinks Jason’s hopelessly and unrealistically optimistic, but I guess that’s a good thing..))
<David_P> ::Peeks in at the MBI. Could someone help out here?!::
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Jase> I KNOW you can turn good! <Cyberdemon> Gnar! ::ZAP!:: <Jase> Stop it! Be good! Be good!))
<Commander_Feral> ((::dies::))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie>::sees David peeking in:: Hello, may I help you?
<David_P> ((LOL))
<David_P> Uhh yeah, I got this assignment in school about the law enforcement? I tried seeking info at EHQ, but they where too busy with something. Someone told me I could try my luck here? If you got time that is.
<Xander_Gibbs> ::well, folks, it’s a dark day indeed….those files on the Cyberdemons and the Enforcers’ methods of tracking them have fallen into the wrongest hands they could potentially fall into::
<Commander_Feral> ((<Feral> Go to the MBI, they never do anything useful anyway ))
<David_P> ((*snork*))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> ::chuckles:: Um well… Commander Feral just held a meeting so I suppose that’s why they were unhelpful. What’s the assignement? I might be able to help. ::offers paw:: I’m Agent Lyons.
<Xander_Gibbs> <Nolway> ::meanwhile returns to his desk and stashes the envelope in his drawer like usual…at this rate, if he saves up, he’ll be pretty rich and have a sweet retirement to look at::
<JasonSK> ((::as she comes back. Yes, Jason always believed the glass was half full. So there::))
<AnaLytikat> Can’t you… TALK to Feral or something about those things? Does he even know Sypher and Matrix work for you?
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Jase> In other words, I can’t accept reality… <Sagey> Don’t doubt yourself! Didn’t you see The Neverending Story?! <Jase> ::issa zapped by those weird statue thingies::))
<JasonSK> ((::snorks::))
<AnaLytikat> ((::dies::))
<JasonSK> Been there, done that. And, no. I can’t bring myself to tell him about Sypher and Matrix. Agents or not, they WILL be viewed as a threat. I can’t have that.
<David_P> ::takes her paw and shakes it:: Pleased to meet you. ::grins:: well, I’m writing about how a law enforcement works in general. The system, the ranks, calls, graveshifts, that sorta stuff.
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Jase> Talk…? I would if Feral knew the meaning of the word….))
<David_P> For not to mention when it comes to arresting criminals and bringing them to justice.
<AnaLytikat> ::nods:: True. That Feral is so adamant about capturing any of us… but I thought all you high official law types got along?
<AnaLytikat> I saw you both working together on the Moon when I saved you.
<David_P> ::adds with a slightly embaressed half-grin:: I know it sounds like a big mouthful, but I’m kind of a work-a-holic
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> So what’s your name? And have you done any research yourself yet?
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Dr. Zyme> ::walks in for no apparrent reason then:: Aaahhh! Mini-Purvis! <David> Eeeee! Eeee! ::leap onto Zyme:: Eeee! Eeeeee!))
<JasonSK> ::sighs:; Times change, Protocol… Sure, we owe eachother our lives… and, I respect Feral considering the position he’s in… But some things have to be kept under the table.
<David_P> ((*groan* that was *lousy*))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((…))
<JasonSK> ((::snorks!:: <Zyme> ::attacks David, tosses him into a pillow case, starts tossing him around and throwing him into things:: ))
<David_P> ::nods, tells what he has found out so far. Isn’t much for mentioning his name. HAS gotten in trouble ’cause of the “Purvis” part::
<David_P> ((::FLOPS:: ))
<Commander_Feral> ((::snorks:: ))
<JasonSK> ((I keel all those who drug me to see “Goldmember.”))
<AnaLytikat> ((::DYING::))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((“Dutch-Hater!”))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie>::he at least give her his first name? Won’t spill anything until she can have something to call him by::
<AnaLytikat> Hmm… you don’t say. I’m surprised really.
<JasonSK> About what?
<AnaLytikat> About you putting the well being of a cyberkat’s above being honest with a fellow law officer.
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Feral> ::comes into his office to find it trashed:: Sergeant! Did I get drunk and throw a wild party again…? <Sgt> It’s possible, sir. Remember your memory lapsed the last five times…))
<AnaLytikat> ((LOL!))
<David_P> Oh and my name’s david Purvis.
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Feral> Yeah, Jase! I’m a really understanding guy! Tell me aaaaaaall about those Cyberkats…. ::hiding chainsaw behind back::))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie>::nods, doesn’t put the last name with Viper ATM. does sound familiar but y’know. leads him to the breakroom where they can talk. Sits at a table after offering him a dount and explains how things go as he wants to know::
<JasonSK> ((:DEAD::))
<David_P> ::asks about this and that….:: …and what about crooks like …Dr. Viper? What do you do if a situation has him invovled?
<AnaLytikat> ((::deadchainsaw::))
<JasonSK> ::shrugs:: That’s not the kind of guy I am. On duty, yes, I respect the officers of the law as I am supposed to. ::eyes narrow:: however, the Bureau is my family, and I’d be darned if ANYTHING happened to ANY of them.
<JasonSK> Especially if they’re being hunted.
<JasonSK> ((:then dances:: YAY! I found the cross stitch pattern I was looking for!))
<David_P> ((O_o??? <Jason>::looked through a catalog for curtains while talking to Prot:: ))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> UGH Dr. Viper? Well I was recently involved in his latest scheme. Had to get a whole new uniform, and I still kept finding grass goo bits in my fur days afterwards. XP Whatever he or any other criminal try to do, we seek them out, find the problem, try to find a solution, then use the solution and hopefully contain and end the particular threat.
<AnaLytikat> ((::DIES::))
<David_P> And the crook himself?
<JasonSK> ((:dies:: During my cleaning I found my cross stiching kit, then I KNOW I had a pattern for it, but I couldn’t find it.. and I just did! THis is what I’m working on – http://www.crafty-cats.cityslide.com/albums/album_image/171499/23714.htm ))_
<Commander_Feral> ((<Josie> Hopefully through lethal force attacking with extreme prejudice! <David> :: gulps ::))
<David_P> ((CUTE!!))
<AnaLytikat> ::smiles a little at him:: Ah, yes. Familial like relationships again… say… are you the one who Sypher calls his “dad”?
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> Hopefully if they haven’t escaped, we arrest them and lock them up for sentancing. Then its up to the justice system to see what punishment fits the crime.
<Commander_Feral> ((<Dark Kat> :: sentenced to 100 hours of community service ::))
<David_P> Lock them up where?
<JasonSK> No. I’m actually Shrapnel’s “dad.” Sy’s the “kid” of a good friend of mine.
<Xander_Gibbs> (9<Taurus> ::better than his 99 years of laundry duty::))
<David_P> ((<DK>::Taurus got off lucky, DK has to take care of a Kittengarden! Where some of the “guests” still wear diapers!!:: ))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<Taurus> ::bah! you should see the conditions of some of the prison uniforms….and these are grown men!::))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> Depends. Sometimes they stay detained here, but usually they’re carted off to Enforcer Headquarters.
<AnaLytikat> Shrapnel?
<JasonSK> He usually poses as household items.
<AnaLytikat> Is that the toaster Leo claims is alive but is really a cyberkat?
<David_P> ::Nods….:: But not really ones like Viper or Dark Kat…their considered too dangerous, correct?
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> ::nods:: Yes… special consideration is taken for them.
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> They usually go in early to Alkatraz.
<JasonSK> Pretty much, yeah.
<David_P> ::nods….has gotten a sort of angsty/nervous look. Ears are twitching, tail the same, nervous shuffling with the papers, etc::
<JasonSK> At any rate… ::stands:: I’ve gotta get back to work. Glad to know I could talk to you face to face.
<AnaLytikat> <Josie> Anything else you’re curious about or need for your report? ::sips a cup of coffee relaxed. thinks he’s just nervous talking to a law official::
<AnaLytikat> ::nods and smiles:: Thanks… ::Hands him the carton::
<JasonSK> ::grins:: No problem.
<AnaLytikat> Next time… could you bring some more pie? ::smiles::
<David_P> Uhhmm….::strokes back his hair by old habit. Makes him sorta look like his uncle due to a minor “Widows peak”. Not as “powerful” as Elrods was tho’::
<JasonSK> Of course. ::grins and leaves:: ((To which Sagey takes her leave, too… She’s exhausted..))
<AnaLytikat> <Josie>::didn’t know Elrod. only saw a few pics in a case file she glanced at long ago:: Its okay, so long as you don’t ask for Mama Bate’s donut recipe, I’ll answer your question. ::smiles ‘n chuckles::
<AnaLytikat> ((Night Sagey! ::huggles::))
<JasonSK> ((::huggles all ya’.:; Nights, guys!))
<David_P> ((::hugs:: nights!))
*** JasonSK sets mode: +o AnaLytikat
*** JasonSK sets mode: +oo Commander_Feral David_P
*** JasonSK sets mode: +o Xander_Gibbs
<David_P> ::snorks!!:: I don’t even know what mama Bates is!
*** JasonSK has quit IRC (Exit: How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand…)
*** AnaLytikat is now known as JosalynLyons
<JosalynLyons> ::motions to the donuts on the counter:: The donut company we order our life support from.
<JosalynLyons> ((Feral found his office a mess yet? XD))
<David_P> Ahh ::nods:: Hrmm, any particular place in Alkatraz psycopathic villains are kept?
<JosalynLyons> <Josie> That I’m not sure of. I was a former Enforcer myself, but I didn’t handle them after they were arrested. ::hrms:: What’s with the emphasis on where the criminals are kept anyway?
<Xander_Gibbs> ((So if the really dangerous and powerful villains go to Alkatraz, a decrepit and old place, who goes to the MAXIMUM security prison…?))
<Commander_Feral> ((<Maximum Security> “Not so maximum anymore”))
*** Commander_Feral is now known as Matt_BRB
<David_P> ((*snort*))
<David_P> You wouldn’t believe me if I told you
<Xander_Gibbs> ((<David> I wanna bust my dad outta the pokey! <Josie> That’s nice. ::patpat::))
<David_P> ((Uncle, Koosh. In the MBI, Viper is Davids uncle))
<JosalynLyons> ((LOL! <Josie>… Dark Kat is your dad?! <David> NO! <Josie> Oh… Viper is your dad?! <David>::sighs::))
<David_P> ((<David> He would’ve been if he had married my mom, which *then* would’ve made my REAL dad my uncle and….<Josie> @_@???? ))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Ahh, his brother’s son then? Or his sister’s and she’s unmarried or kept the family name?))
<David_P> ((i got his bio up on the MBI Forum. Details there))
<JosalynLyons> ((<David> I’m my own grandpa… <Josie>… uh huh.))
<David_P> ((*DEAD*!! I LOVE that song!!))
<JosalynLyons> ((LOL yey! ::hoped that wasn’t lost. luvs Dr. Demento::))
<Xander_Gibbs> ((brb))
<David_P> ((I’ve heard it by the W flying Wranglers))
<JosalynLyons> ::quirks brow:: Okay… ::like up to you if you want to tell me. but she won’t pry::
<David_P> ::sighs alittle:: Might as well. Would you believe me if I told you, that my uncle is Dr. Viper?
<JosalynLyons> ::nearly spits out her coffee XD chokes on it a bit::
<David_P> ::gets up, pats her back:: You OK?
<JosalynLyons> Funny… you don’t look like a snake… ::coughs a bit::
<David_P> ::dryly:: I hear that alot when it comes out.
<JosalynLyons> Eh heh… sorry. ::rubs her throat a bit.:: Your uncle you say?
<David_P> ::nods:: pretty much….he took care of me and my mom after my dad, his brother, died. He was an enforcer and was killed in the line of fire in a crash with Dark Kat.
<Xander_Gibbs> ((Back))
<David_P> ((wb))
<JosalynLyons> Dr. VIPER took care of you and your mom? I didn’t think he cared about anyone else…
<JosalynLyons> ((WB!))
<David_P> Uhm it was before that whole mutagen-thing.
<David_P> I was about 13 when it happened.
<JosalynLyons> Oh I see. ::nods::
<David_P> And….even if he doesn’t care for others than himself now….I still recall him as that snazzy cool guy who taught me the differences between a molecule and a cell.
<JosalynLyons> You’re not really writing a report for class then, right? ::smirks::
<David_P> ::shakes head:: No….i got a friend who knows those things with well…”checking up” without getting caught….I just want to make sure my uncle is OK. No way that someone like Feral would tell me about how he is, or even give me permission to as much as a glance.
<JosalynLyons> Well I’m afraid I nor any one else here can give you that sort of permission…
<David_P> I didn’t count on that either
<JosalynLyons> Then why did you come, Mr. Purvis?
<David_P> David. Please. Call me David. Makes me feel old before time when someone calls me “Mr. Purvis” :.grimaces::
<JosalynLyons> ::smiles:: Alright then, why did you come?
<JosalynLyons> David?
<David_P> You probably notised how I kept asking about the exact location of where they bring guys like my uncle.
<JosalynLyons> Yeah… what you planning on springing him out of the poke? ::chuckles::
<David_P> No never!! But with him in the same building as Dark Kat….who *knows* what could happen!?!?
<David_P> I have a right to be worried. He’s a psyco in everyones eyes but mine. To me, he’s family.
<JosalynLyons> ::jumps a bit at his yelling:: David, calm down… he’s where he belongs, and I doubt Dark Kat has any intrest in bothering him when he could use that time to escape.
<David_P> ((he didn’t yell))
<JosalynLyons> ((well at his exclamation O_o; ::at the !?!?::))
<David_P> ((ahh))
<David_P> ::calmly:: You don’t know what goes on in those guys minds…neither do I…no one does. No one but those who has those minds.
<JosalynLyons> Well… he is where he is. You can’t change that, and I’m sure he’ll be fine.
<David_P> Yeah right. They always seem fine until somebody gets killed. ::checks his watch:: now I better go…it was nice talking to ya ms. Lyons. Maybe that info you gave will become useful someday. ::waves, leaves::
<JosalynLyons> ::blinks gets up and makes sure he exits through the front door like he should. hrmphs.::
<David_P> ::huffs as he walks along the sidewalk. Kicks a small rock so it hits a trashcan::
<JosalynLyons> ::shakes her head. decides she should get to work on any paperwork that needs to be done::
<Matt_BRB> <Trashcan> :: issa hit by a rock. Falls over, spilling its contents, causing numerous rats and cockroaches to scramble away ::
<JosalynLyons> ((::laughs Matt::))
<David_P> ::scrunches face:: <voice> No luck? <David>::looks up:: <Kickstart>::is hanging upside down from a fireladder::
<David_P> Nadda….tried the “report for school” gig. Ended up with that now one in the MBI knows that Dr. Viper has a nephew.
<JosalynLyons> ((<David>::Gets hungry… instincts kick in, pounces a rat!:: <Kickstart> … you’re hopeless…))
<David_P> ((*DIES*))
<David_P> <Kickstart> ::shrugs:: could be worse. <David> How? <Kickstart> People could be throwing rocks or rotten fruit at ya, blaming you for your uncles sins, the yadda…<David> True…<Kickstart>::leaps down, puts a hand on the kids shoulder:: we’ll figure out something, kid. Count on it.