Lenny Ringtail is helped out of Megakat Asylum by former children’s television celebrity, Morris Cuddleykins, better known to the children of Megakat as The Teddy Bear King.
<Sagey> RPG Start
*** Kooshie is now known as TeddyKing
<TeddyKing> ((I’m determined, you cannot stop me. it’s teddy time!))
*** Sagey is now known as MatrixSK
*** AnaLytikat is now known as JosieLyons
<JosieLyons> <Prot>::is happy knowing she may be let out sooner than she thought! yeyee! now… she has to figure out where the heck she’ll GO when she’s out XD::
<TeddyKing> ::in the nortern outskirts of town sits, bum bum bum! the Megakat Asylum for The Insane and Katatonic, where all the city’s residents who are not well in the mind go::
<JosieLyons> ::is where else, but the MBI breakroom! ^_^::
<TeddyKing> ::in cell Z-54, in the disgruntled celebrity wing, the same wing where Lenny Ringtail was held, sits Morris Cuddleykins, better known to hundreds of kittens in Megakat City as the Teddy Bear King, ruler of all the cute fuzzy bears in the bright and cheerful Teddy Bear Land::
<JosieLyons> <LennyRingtail>::next door to Teddy:: And so then he says, but doctor, that’s not my foot that’s a monkey’s! AH hahahaha! You like that one? Eh did you Cuddlekins?
<TeddyKing> ::curled in a corner, staring at the door:: Shut up, Ringtail! I don’t deserve to be here! I’m not crazy like you an all the others here! And your jokes are terrible!
<SypherSK> ((<Cuddlekins> ::clawing thru walls with his bare claws, cackles, is much more insane now than when he was brought here:: Five more inches… Five more inches and I never have to hear him again!))
<MatrixSK> ::issa munching onna donut inna kitchen::
<TeddyKing> ((::DEAD::))
<TeddyKing> I’ll soon get out, and I’ll make you all so very, very sorry!
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> Bah! Nonsense! You just need to lighten up! I know the kiddies did a number on you, but its alright!
<JosieLyons> ((::DIES Sy::))
<MatrixSK> ((::DEADDEADDEAD::))
<SypherSK> ::iiiiis… slumped in a chair in the comp lab, snoring::
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> Maaaaw you’ll make me sorry? How’s about we just go have an old fashioned teddy bear picnic instead? Nyeh heh heh heh!
<TeddyKing> ::according to the doctors, he had been mentally unstable for a while prior to his dismissal from the show Happy Helpers, and being fired was the katalyst that made his mind snap.::
<TeddyKing> ::puts his pillow around his ears to muffle out Ringtail::
<SypherSK> ((<LB> ::is traumatized by this news::))
<MatrixSK> <Slacker…>
<SypherSK> ::is sooo out::
<Klawz> ((::::::::;;;;;laughs. and then wails at sticky ey:; key:
<TeddyKing> <Orderly> :;comes down the hall with a tray of little white paper cups, each filled with two to three differant colored pills:: Okay, guys, pipe down. It’s medication time.
<TeddyKing> ::and no, this isn’t the same jerk who was on duty when Ringtail escaped::
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> Helloooooo nurse! Can’t I have the skittles instead of the REAL medicine? They taste so much better.
<TeddyKing> <Orderly> You know what Dr. Tykell said, Ringtail. No sugar!
<JosieLyons> ::looks at Matrix:: So you catch Feral’s speech earlier?
<TeddyKing> ::grrs, gonna try n’ bust out, yes he is….can’t stand Ringtail anymore!::
<SypherSK> ((Rats… I’m gonna have to sign off early. I’m keepin’ my faithful moving crew here awake and they gotta drive back tomorrow. ::mild sulk, wanted to see Cuddles onna rampage::))
<TeddyKing> ((lol))
<MatrixSK> ::grumbles a tad:: Yeah…
<MatrixSK> ((Okies! ::hugs!::))
<JosieLyons> ((Night Kris!))
<TeddyKing> ((Night!))
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> But I like sugar!
<MatrixSK> ((nights!))
<SypherSK> ((::hugs all:: G’night, you guys!))
*** SypherSK has quit IRC (Exit: You’re not weird and neither am I. We’re just gifted and people are jealous.)
<TeddyKing> <Orderly> It makes you too excited. I’ll have Fred bring you a nice, juicy apple or something when his shift comes up.
<Klawz> ((‘m gonna pop off… I have three IRC windows open and am not in a condition to rpg in alla ‘em. ;p :is sorry. will try to make afternoon rp tomorrow::))
<TeddyKing> ((They’re dropping like flies!))
<MatrixSK> ((OKies, Klawzie! :))
<MatrixSK> ::sighs:: Is Feral that blind?
<Klawz> ((:glommas. if you can reach me on IM I’m availilable for IMin’.. yeah. XD:::)
*** Klawz has quit IRC (Exit: )
<JosieLyons> ((meep! ::missed her gettin’ a soda::))
<JosieLyons> Probably. ::smiles at Matrix::
<JosieLyons> I think though he was really trying to assure the public things were okay, or are going to be okay.
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> Good! An apple a day keeps the doctors away!
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> I wonder what fruit works on orderlies….
<TeddyKing> ::since his is the last cell in the hall, the orderly goes to Morris’s first:: I don’t feel like taking my medication today, George.
<MatrixSK> In the meantime, I can’t go into my actual state or they’ll hunt me down. Lovelyt.
<TeddyKing> <George the Orderly> Cuddleykins, if you don’t take it voluntarily I’ll have to force you, and you don’t want that.
<JosieLyons> ::maw, does feel sorry for the poor cyberkats:: Well, if you left the city you could…
<MatrixSK> I could… but I’m not about to leave MKC because of some stupid law.
<TeddyKing> :;gets up and goes over to the little window in the door, peering out at the orderly. He can see down the hall where the desk is, and the other orderly on duty is watching TV, Scaredy-Kat to be precise::
<JosieLyons> Well you have two choices. Stay and not go into your natural state, or leave and be able to be in your natural state.
<JosieLyons> It stinks I know but, its how it is.
<TeddyKing> <George> Alright, you asked for it. Frank! Come down here and give me a hand. Cuddleykins is refusing to take his pills again.
<MatrixSK> I know… ::smirks:: What Feral needs to do is walk a mile in our shoes, that’s what.
<TeddyKing> <Frank> ::mozies on down the hall to Morris’s cell, producing a key and unlocking the door, and the two orderlies walk inside::
<JosieLyons> ::chuckles:: Well then, do the reverse to him that you did to Protocol. Though that might make him go nuts or something.
<TeddyKing> <George> All right, Frank, grab him and hold his mouth open… This is for your own good, Cuddleykins!
<MatrixSK> ::shrugs:: Hey, whatever works.
<TeddyKing> No…this is! ::lashes out with his foot and knocks Frank’s feet out from under him::
<JosieLyons> ::shakes her head:: You really don’t like Feral do you?
<MatrixSK> I respect him. Doesn’t mean I have to like him.
<JosieLyons> <Lenny>::in his cell on his happy meds that make him sleepy XD doesn’t note what’s goin on::
<TeddyKing> ::George drops the tray of pills, spilling theme verywhere, and takes out a nightstick, whacking Morris on the back with it as the actor tackles the other orderly. He yelps, letting go of Frank, knocking the nightstick from George’s hands::
<JosieLyons> ::chuckles:: True. At least you respect him.
<MatrixSK> It’s getting rather hard to, tho’…
<TeddyKing> ::he grabs the tray, smacking George across the face with it, knocking him against the wall – lucky for him they’re padded, but he’s still stunned and falls down::
<TeddyKing> ((Hehehe, fighting with myself is fun!))
<JosieLyons> ((::laughs Koosh::))
<JosieLyons> Well you have to understand where he’s coming from too, Matrix.
<TeddyKing> :;Frank is up again and grabs Morris from behind in a bear hug (no pun intended), but Morris, fueled by the strength that insanity gives him, the same strength that allowed Ringtail to break the shopkeeper’s baseball bat in half – a story Morris has heard dozens of times from his neighboring inmate – he flips Frank over himself by ducking down and rolling forwards::
<JosieLyons> No offense but cyberkats sound like threats, especially when the media hypes it up like they are. ::quietly:: and when some of your fellow cyberkats attack others…
<TeddyKing> ::he punches Frank in the chest twice, and once in the gut, and the orderly is down and out for the count, gasping and coughing::
<MatrixSK> We can’t help that.
<TeddyKing> ::Then, he notices George, still dazed, crawling for the door, but he grabs the orderly’s feet and pulls him back inside, then shuts the door::
<JosieLyons> I know you can’t… but this will blow over, you’ll see. You heard him yourself, the arrays haven’t picked up any traces of cyberkats in awhile, maybe they’ll take them down soon?
<TeddyKing> ::a few moments later, Morris steps out of the cell, wearing George’s uniform:: Hehehehe…
<TeddyKing> Freedom at last. Well, almost. I’ve still got to get out of the asylum. And I can’t do it without help…
<MatrixSK> I sure hope so, Lyons… I sure hope so…
<TeddyKing> ::goes back inside, and after some more struggling he steps back out into the hall, Frank’s uniform, shoes, and hat in his possession. He closes and locks the door, trapping the orderlies inside in their undies::
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> Bananas!
<TeddyKing> :;walks up to Ringtail’s cell:: Psst, Ringtail!
<JosieLyons> How are the others holding up?
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> ::goes to his door:: Its bananas, Cuddlykins! That’s what keeps orderlies away!
<TeddyKing> ::stuffs the clothes through the little window:: Put those on. We’re getting out of here, and you’re leading the way my cackling companion.
<MatrixSK> Sypher’s handling it well, I guess… don’t know about Shrapnel and Freq’s group, tho’…
<TeddyKing> After all, you did escape once.
<JosieLyons> <Lenny> Ooooh a fashion show! I don’t think white suits me. ::chuckles. few minutes later is dressed as an orderly:: Does this outfit make me look fat?
<TeddyKing> Not at all. It looks flattering on you. ::unlocks his door:: We should hurry. We’ll be able to slip out unnoticed dressed like this but it won’t be long before they notice your cell empty and mine containing two orderlies in their underwear.
*** MatrixSK sets mode: +o JosieLyons
<MatrixSK> I better go see if those things caught any other signals… ::means the arrays:: Thanks for lending an ear, Lyons. ::small smile::
*** MatrixSK sets mode: +o TeddyKing
<JosieLyons> ::nods:: No problem, Matrix. ::smiles at him cheery::
<MatrixSK> ::grins, goes… as his mun goes as well. She woke up early and she’s dying::