2003-04-20

<Jakerz> 6 RPG Start! 6
<Jakerz> ::lets see… its Easter then? Hmm… where shall the boys be?::
<ChanceSK> ::iiiiiis in the mall, I suppose, since there’d probably be kids there, seeing the Easter Bunny… but that’s not why he’s there, no!::
<NoGoodnick> ::A scream of a child in rural Megakat City signals the theft of yet another Easter basket, as the Baddie Boys exit the house carrying the stolen goods, walking toward where NoGoodnick awaits them by the Bad Mobile::
<Jakerz> ((<Chance>::because he IS the Easter bunny! lost a bet to Matrix. >.<::))
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> I’m taking Chance to see the Easter Bunny…))
<Jakerz> ((LOL!))
<ChanceSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Chance> ::turns to Jake, wearing the suit:: OKay… How do I look? <Jake> Stupid. <Chance> That should be about right then…))
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<NoGoodnick> Excellent work! Now then, is that all from this neighborhood?
<ChanceSK> ((Hey, Matt!))
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> I think that’s all from the whole city!
<Jakerz> ::is with Chance at the Megakat Megamall! You know you want to see the Easter Bunny. XD iiiis looking for some Easter chocolate. mmm chocolate bunnieees::
<_Matt_> ((Heyas all))
<Jakerz> ((Hey Matt!))
<Jakerz> ((::dies poor Chance::))
<NoGoodnick> Mwahahahaha! Good, put them in the car. ::Baddie Boys toss the baskets into the Badmobile::
<_Matt_> ((Don’t tell me, NG is stealing all the Easter Eggs in the city?))
<ChanceSK> ::is looking for Peeps himself:: Boy, are there enough kittens here today? ::stepping around another group of them::
<NoGoodnick> ((LOL))
<ChanceSK> ((<Other Muns> Uhm… okay. ::don’t tell him::))
<Jakerz> ::chuckles:: Probably not. Aren’t they having an Easter Egg hunt or something in the mall today? Or one of the stores?
<Jakerz> ((::laughs:: You got it Mattmun XD))
<NoGoodnick> Now then…it will take an eternity to search through all of them to find the Ultimate Weapon! But I know it’s in one of them!
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> Gee, boss, why dontcha just ask the Easter bunny?
<NoGoodnick> The what…?
<ChanceSK> I don’t know… ::shrugs… then sidesteps another rush of giggling children…and walks right into a sign about the Easter egg hunt::
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> Y’know, the pink pink rabbit who gives these things to the little brats. ::Holds up a basket::
<Jakerz> ::tries not to laugh as he watches the lil’ kits run by:: You alright?
<NoGoodnick> Of course! HE would know which one the Ultimate Weapon is in! But how to find him…?
<ChanceSK> ::rubbing his face, gets away from the sign:: Yeah… By the way, there is an Easter egg hunt… ((<Jake> So I see… ::reading imprinted words on Chance’s face::))
<Jakerz> ((::dead::))
<NoGoodnick> ::A family comes out of a house down the street that the villains already hit; these katizens didn’t see who stole the baskets, they just know they got taken:: <Dad> Don’t worry, kids, I’ll take you to the mall to see the Easter bunny to make up for this.
<NoGoodnick> ::Grins:: The mall, huh?
<NoGoodnick> :;Points at family minivan as it goes by:: Follow them! ::Villains pile into Badmobile, which kicks up a lot of smoke and putters after the family’s car::
<Jakerz> ::smirks:: No kidding. Maybe you should join the hunt eh? You found that sign well enough. ::chuckles then flinches waiting for a smack XD::
<ChanceSK> Oh, haha. ::gives Jake a mock glower:: Don’t force me to help you find the fountain.
<Jakerz> ((<NoGoodMobile>::is a volkswagen beetle. small car for small kat.::))
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> ::gets horrible revenge, swipes some little boy’s outfit from a clothing store, squeezes Jake into it and makes him see the Easter Bunny::))
<NoGoodnick> ::Soon, the Badmobile lurches into the mall parking lot, steam and smoke rising from the engine and one tireless wheel scraping along the asphalt and kicking up sparks. As it bits a speedbumo it loses its rear bumper, one fender, and one of the cardboard pieces that say “N.G.” on them falls off the door::
<Jakerz> ::raises paws a bit defensively:: That’s quite alright, I see it right over there. At a safe distance from here. ::changesubjectXD:: Hey, there’s the candy store.
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> ::At the wheel:: I can’t find a parking space!
<Jakerz> ((::dead!:: <Jake>::wearing some lil’ sailor suit like outfit.:: >.<!))
<NoGoodnick> So what? We’re evildoers! We park where we wanna! Right here’s fine.
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> Right-o, boss.
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> <Okay… Two can play at this game….> ::turns and clings to Chance:: But, I’m scared, Daddy! The red-eyed bunny man might EAT me! ::cries, makes a scene::))
<NoGoodnick> ::Nasty stops…in a manner of speaking. Lacking decent brakes, the Badmobile coasts to a “gentle” stop and rear-ends another parked car::
<Jakerz> ((::DIES:: <Chance> Wha…? <Jake> NOOOOOOOO!!! You’re so MEEEEEAN waaaaa aaaaaa oooooooo! <some moms> You bad bad kat! If he doesn’t want to see the bunny he doesn’t have to! ::whack Chance with their purses::))
<NoGoodnick> Ah! At last, we have arrived! The mall! Why does this place seem familiar?
<ChanceSK> Great! ::pause:: Er… Are you sure it doesn’t look weird? I mean, I’m sure Mom’ll remember she forgot to send candy this year and send it along eventually…
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> Because we came here before looking for the Ultimate Weapon.
<ChanceSK> ((::DEADDEAD!::))
<NoGoodnick> Ahh….well, I was half right. The Weapon itself is not here, but the one who can tell me its location is! Let’s go!
<Jakerz> ((<Leo> MY SUV!!! ::as he sees the BaddieMobile “parked” in the back of his SUV::))
<LeoSK> ((Of all things to see on my return…))
<Jakerz> ::shrugs:: Well, if she does, then you’ll have twice the amount of those peep things.
<LeoSK> (( http://www.geocities.com/ultimaac/LAME.html ))
<Jakerz> Or you could use the ones she sends as mailing material for breakables. ::grins::
<NoGoodnick> ::They all get out of the Badmobile and stride confidently towards the mall entrance, NG’s gigantic cape blowing dramatically even though there’s not a breeze to be felt. Behind them, the Badmobile just spontaneous’y falls apart; everything except the driver’s side door and front bumper clatters to the ground, and the car sags down into a smoking heap::
<ChanceSK> Oh, Peeps are never inedible. You just have to chew them enough.
<NoGoodnick> Remember where we parked! ::As Baddie Boys nod, their car explodes for no reason::
<Jakerz> So then, how many years DOES it take to chew up a peep enough to digest?
<ChanceSK> You just swallow after a while. And, don’t ask me how many years it takes to digest.
<NoGoodnick> ::KICKS open the door….or tries to, then realizes they’re the slide-aside kind of doors, and after hopping up and down and clutching his curly-toed foot, waits for the electronic eye to sense him. Alas, he’s too short. Finally Bob waves a hand in front of it and the doors open::
<Jakerz> ::notes there’s a lot of kids in this candy store. slowly makes way through:: Hmm.. I bet they’d make good helmet filling…
<NoGoodnick> ::So, makes his grand entrance into the mall, Bob toting a boombox that blares the theme of the Galactic Empire from ‘Star Wars’:: Insolent swine who call yourselves patrons of this mall…you are now ALL my prisoners!
<Jakerz> Or melt them down and use them as cement slugs. ::chuckles::
<Jakerz> ::blinks hearing some loud music and a small voice XD::
<ChanceSK> ::trying not to step on any fast-moving kids, looks around for his favorite candy:: You really know how to waste good junkfood, don’t you? ::to Jake::
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> ::Cups hands over his mouth and does Darth Vader breathing sounds, while Grungy imitates a screeching TIE fighter with amazing accuracy::
<Jakerz> No, not *good* junkfood. ::nudges Chance::
<ChanceSK> ::ears prick forward:: Is that Darth Vader’s music from Star Wars?
<ChanceSK> And, yes, it is!
<NoGoodnick> ::Blinks:: Yo, stupid people! LOOK AT ME! I now control this mall! I demand to be taken to the one you call “the Easter bunny!”
<Jakerz> hmm… c’mon. Let’s check it out. ::makes way through kiddies out of the store and into the mall proper::
<ChanceSK> ::follows Jake::
<ChanceSK> Prolly just some weird performance in the center square…
<_Matt_> ((<Bunny> :: grabs NG, which causes him to turn into a carrot :: ))
<NoGoodnick> ((::still has to draw thos 4::))
<Jakerz> ((::DIES:: The rabbit gang))
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> Possibly… But, my evil villain sense is… kinda itching really.. . Must not be a major threat.))
<NoGoodnick> <Big Bob> ::Slips, dropping the boombox, which hits the floor and smashes, ending the Star Wars music before George Lucas has a chance to sue:: Oops…
<NoGoodnick> It’s all right. It was getting annoying anyway. ::Slaps Icky when he won’t quit with the Darth Vader noises::
<Jakerz> I don’t know about that… ::spotting NG ‘n the Baddie Boys::
<Jakerz> ((::laughs:: kinda itching))
<NoGoodnick> As this is only my second visit to this establishment I shall do the courtesy of introducing myself! I……..am NOGOODNICK! ::Lightening effects::
<ChanceSK> ::blinks, looks that way, arches a brow::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> And we’re the Baddie Boys! Hyaaa! ::All 4 of them do stupid-looking little poses behind NG::
<NoGoodnick> And we’ve come for the Easter bunny!
<ChanceSK> ::covers up a loud snort::
<NoGoodnick> ::Ears perk:: WHO LAUGHED?!
<Jakerz> This IS Easter right… not Halloween?
<NoGoodnick> <Baddie Boys> ::Freeze in their poses, sweating and looking afraid::
<NoGoodnick> WHO?! Who was it?!
<ChanceSK> ::just guffaws::
<Jakerz> ::smirks, Chance’s laughter is contagious::
<Jakerz> ::starts laughing too::
<NoGoodnick> Gaaah! Was it you?! ::to Grungy:: Of course it was! ::Kicks him in the shin, making him teeter and fall from his precarious pose::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> Um, boss, I believe the laughter eminated from that direction. ::Points toward Chance and Jake::
<ChanceSK> ::is really laughing now::
<NoGoodnick> :;Whirls:: If those who laughed come forward I shall be merciful.
<Jakerz> ::blinks then smirks, looks at Chance ‘n nudges him:: Should we? ::asks quietly::
<ChanceSK> Why not? ::quietly back::
<NoGoodnick> ::Grrs, tapping his elfin foot::
<_Matt_> ((Man, that was annoying :: replying to that “Character Similarities” thread by Tyler ::))
<NoGoodnick> <Baddie Boys> ::Still holding those poses….except for Grungy who sits on his butt in a daze::
<Jakerz> ::nods and walks out of the crowd. looks DOWN at NG::
<LeoSK> ((Uh huh…the un-holy become more mindles by the day…))
<ChanceSK> ::steps forward, with Jake:: That’d be us.
<Jakerz> ((He and others like him –;))
<NoGoodnick> Ah, it was YOU two, then, huh? You find something amusing about what is occuring? ::Looks up::
<Jakerz> Yeah. ::grins::
<LeoSK> ::shows up at mall ‘cuase he can. Sees the stuff. gets curious goes over::
<ChanceSK> Yeah, you guys should try for a gig in a comedy club.
<NoGoodnick> ::Crosses those little arms:: Oh? Such as…?
<NoGoodnick> ::Grits teeth, eyes turning red::
<Jakerz> Hmm… the Megakat Comedy Caravan is always looking for new talent. Try them.
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> ::squirts him in the face with stuff for red eyes:: Stop that. You’ll hurt yourself.))
<NoGoodnick> Baaah! Insolent ruffians! Attack, my loyal sidekicks! Teach them what happens to those who mock NoGoodnick!
<Jakerz> ((::dies:: <Jake>::in monotone voice like Ben Stein:: Clear eyes gets the red out. ::squirt:: <NG> >.<! <Jake> But not those squinty eyes. ))
<NoGoodnick> <Baddie Boys> ::Break poses and stand in a line from smallest (Icky) to biggest (Big Bob), and grrr and flex and look threatening::
<LeoSK> ::stares:: What in the…? ::snikers at the Baddie boys::
<ChanceSK> ((::DEAD::))
<LeoSK> ((does one have an Australian accent?!))
<NoGoodnick> ((No.))
<Jakerz> Nowhowhat? ::blinks looking at the BBs::
<ChanceSK> ::crosses his arms and stares back at them::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> NoGoodnick. LORD NoGoodnick to you!
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> Oh, yeah? ::flexes, hefts Jake up:: <Bob> Oh, yeah! ::flexes, hefts Icky up:: <Jake and Icky> ::siiiiigh::))
<LeoSK> Lord NoGoodNick? Sounds like a cratoon villain…::
<ChanceSK> Lord NoGoodnick?! ::snortdies::
<NoGoodnick> ::Rolls eyes:: Duh!
<NoGoodnick> Ech, just dispose of them!
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> No problem, boss! These two twerps don’t look capable of squishing a soda can!
<Jakerz> ((<Jake> noooo! ::growls:: You made him DIE LAUGHING! You know what happens when you can’t stop laughing?! THAT! ::points at Chance:: ))
<NoGoodnick> <Big Bob> ::Crushes an UNOPENED soda can against his forehead:: Ha, ha!
<Jakerz> ((::dead Chance::))
<LeoSK> Wow…That was the most un-inteleegent display I’ve seen in days…
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> ::As he gets sprayed with soda:: HOW many times have I told you to STOP THAT?!
<ChanceSK> ((::SOOOODEAD die laughing::))
<_Matt_> ((<Leo> :: then looks in the mirror :: What are you lookin’ at??? :: attacks ::))
<LeoSK> ((::DIES!::))
<Jakerz> ::chuckles at Leo’s statement:: NOt to mention messy.
<ChanceSK> ::whispers to Jake:: At this rate, we can stand here and watch them knock themselves out.
<Jakerz> Such a good waste of Kitty Cola.
<NoGoodnick> <Big Bob> Mmmm…grape.
<Jakerz> ::smirks, whispers back:: no kidding
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> ::Steps forwards, grinning wide as he cracks his knuckles:: OKay, which one of you wants your arms torn off first?
<LeoSK> Do you need to test in out on one of your freinds first?
<Jakerz> ::siiighs. always violence:: Look, we’re not out for trouble, alright? Lets discuss this first.
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> No! Don’t listen to him, Grungy! Remember what happened to Yucky? ::There were originally 5 Baddie Boys, apparently::
<Jakerz> ((::dies “Yucky”::))
<ChanceSK> ::steps forward a bit, ready in case the guy takes a swing at Jake, but kinda hoping they’ll take Leo up on the idea::
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> Oh, yeah, right…
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> I ain’t fallin’ for THAT trick again! ::Turns back to them, balls up a fist, and throws a punch::
<Jakerz> ::leap backs up if the punch was aimed at him::
<LeoSK> How bout trying it out on your teeny boss then?
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> Oooh, okay!
<NoGoodnick> Aaahhh! NO! ::IS socked and sent flying across the department store::
<LeoSK> ::stare::…That…worked…?
<ChanceSK> ::dodges as well, and pauses, had been about to punch back:: Oh, you can’t be… ::dies at NG goes flying::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> Grungy…c’mere a second. Bend down.
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> ::Leans down, is punched in the mouth and staggers back, crashing into a clothing rack::
<Jakerz> ::snort laughs a bit::
<ChanceSK> ((<Grungy> Uhm… Nuh-uh… I remember last time. <Nasty> This won’t be like last time… I promise. <Grungy> Oh, okay. ::gets punched:: Hey! You said it wouldn’t be like last time! <Nasty> It wasn’t. Last time I hit you in the nose.))
<NoGoodnick> ::Meanwhile, his little legs can be seen kicking up in the air from inside a box::
<Jakerz> ((::Dies!::))
<NoGoodnick> ((LMAO))
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> All muscle and no brains… ::Draws pistol:: Looks like we’ll have to do it indirectly.
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> Obviously…
<ChanceSK> ::eyes narrow at that, glances over at Jake::
<NoGoodnick> ::Muffled:: Hey! Git me outta here!
<LeoSK> ::draws gun, real quick:: Not a good idea.
<Jakerz> ::frowns, glances at Chance then back to Icky:: Better get your boss out of that box first.
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> Oh, right. Excuse me, I need to borrow this! ::grabs items from vendors at little boothes in mall, MacGuyvers up some sort of weapons and tosses Chance one::))
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> One second, boss! ::Looks at Leo:: COpykat.
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> :;Fires at Chance….’s feet!:: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Dance, fat boy, dance!
<ChanceSK> ::dodges and rolls behind one of those little carts vendors use to sell this and that::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> ::Grrr, shooty-shooty at Leo!::
<Jakerz> ((::dead::))
<NoGoodnick> <Big Bob> ::Stands there::
<LeoSK> GAh! ::run away! Jump behind bench..yes…a bench in the Mall::
<Jakerz> <katizens in mall>::screaaaam! and flee away from the Baddie Boys!::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> I’ll get the boss, YOU two get THEM.
<ChanceSK> ::behind cart:: Fun’s over, I guess… ::looks up at the vendor stand… and it’s a… beanbag stand?!:: Oh, I would have to land behind the most useless… Hmm… ::grabs a big beanbag::
<NoGoodnick> <Grungy> ::Out of it:: X_X
<Jakerz> ::growls dodges behind one of those kiosks starts to try and sneak towards NG::
<NoGoodnick> <Bob> ::Tromps towards where Chance is:: Come out, come out, wherever you are…
<ChanceSK> ::peeks out from behind the stand:: Hey, guys! Heads up! ::lobs a sizable beanbag at Nasty::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> Uh! ::Socked in the back of the head::
<Jakerz> ::nicks a few scarves from the kiosk he left::
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> ::Pow pow pow! at Chance::
<Jakerz> ::gets to NG’s box. attempts to pull him out by his collar::
<NoGoodnick> ::Kicks Jake!::
<ChanceSK> ::ducks back into hiding… then, hearing the footsteps of Nasty nearing, takes a rather large beanbag in hand and rips it open neatly with his claws, then lunges out and jumps up to slap it over Bob’s head, yes, the opening over his head so he’s stuck inna beanbag::
<LeoSK> ::shoots at Icky:: Hey sticky! Over here!
<NoGoodnick> <Bob> Mmmmmph! I’ve been bagged! ::Runs around smashing into stuff, unable to see where he’s going::
<Jakerz> Gah! ::drops NG XD::
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> ::Turn; bang bang! take that, Leo!::
<NoGoodnick> :;Pops outta the box:: Nothing shall stop me from finding the Easter bunny! ::The line delivered with the utmost seriousness::
<ChanceSK> ::then lobs another beanbag at Icky while he’s distracted with Leo::
<ChanceSK> ::hopefully, avoiding Bob while doing so::
<Jakerz> The Easter Bunny? Why do you want him? O_o;
<LeoSK> ::looks like this–> n___n Anyway:: Hey! Stops that, sticky!
<LeoSK> or..was it Licky…
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> Ooof! ::Hit, misfires, the bullet claning off a light support. A moment later the light crashes down atop him:: Ow!
<ChanceSK> Alright!
<NoGoodnick> Because he knows which Easter basket contains the Ultimate Weapon!
<LeoSK> Nice one! ::to Chance:: any more loosers with Guns out there?
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> ::JUmpkick Leo!::
<ChanceSK> ::looks around for the other one:: Where’s the other guy? ::means Nasty:: Hey! ::trying to warn Leo::
<LeoSK> ::O_O Gah!!! Flies over the other way, loosing gun along the way:: Hey!…That hurt…::@_@ issa not so good::
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> ::Evil laughter:: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Give it up, do-gooder!
<ChanceSK> ::throws a punch at Nasty while he’s laughing::
<Jakerz> … Ultimate weapon…? What ::snickers:: you looking for the golden Easter Egg?
<NoGoodnick> <Nasty> X_X ::Plop onna ground::
<NoGoodnick> The Ultimate Weapon is a GOLDEN EASTER EGG?!
<ChanceSK> ::blinks, looks at him, isn’t used to villains who go down with one punch::
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> Whoa… Dark Kat woulda took that witha smile…))
<NoGoodnick> Fool! You’ve let it slip! Now I know what it is and it shall be mine!
<NoGoodnick> :;Hops down fromt he box and scurries for the mall exit::
<ChanceSK> ((<NG> Why… I can have the power *and* be rich!))
<Jakerz> Wha… ::watches NG running off gives chase! tries to pounce tackle him from behind XD::
<LeoSK> ::chases NG:: Bad…baddie!
<Jakerz> ((LOL!))
<NoGoodnick> Aahhhhh! ::Slips through sliding doors and into the parking lot!::
<NoGoodnick> <Badmobile> ::A smoking wreck::
<ChanceSK> ::looks up:: I’ll let Jake have ‘em… ::looks about for Bob::
<NoGoodnick> My getaway car!!
<Jakerz> :;lands on his belly, quickly gets up and follows NG::
<NoGoodnick> <Bob> ::Runs past Chance and smashes right through the sliding glass doors::
<ChanceSK> ::winces::
<LeoSK> ::blinks at Bob:: wow…he’s stupid.
<NoGoodnick> ::Turns:: Aaah! ::Runs again!::
<NoGoodnick> <Bob> BOB CAN’T SEEEEE!
<LeoSK> Bob! Run to left! NG’s over there!
<ChanceSK> ((<NG> ::realizes Bob has mistaken him for a piece of candy… again… runs for his very life::))
<Jakerz> Hold up! ::continues to chase::
<LeoSK> <to the left> ::a wall::
<NoGoodnick> ((::DIES::))
<NoGoodnick> <Bob> Boss! ::Runs left. WHAMMO!:: Ouchies…Bob hurt!
<ChanceSK> ::hurries after the bellowing behemoth::
<NoGoodnick> ::The beanbagged henchman flops over::
<Jakerz> ((::dead::))
<LeoSK> ::stare…wow…Runs after NG::
<NoGoodnick> ::Meanwhile, finds one of those mall security guys in a golf cart. Boots him out of the golf cart and “speeds” off:: Wahahahaha!
<Jakerz> ::so wishes he had his G-A-T. this lil’ guy runs fast!::
<Jakerz> Crud! ::watches NG drive off. siiiighs::
<NoGoodnick> Nothing can stop me now!
<NoGoodnick> ::Except a speedbump…CLUNK!::
<ChanceSK> ::catches up to Jake::
<LeoSK> This is the largest parade of Idiocy I’ve ever seen.
<NoGoodnick> ::The low-to-the-ground cart doesn’t make it over the speedbump, and NG is propelled forwards through the air:: Yaahhhhhhhh!
<Jakerz> No kidding… ::to Leo’s comment. watches NG flyin’ off::
<ChanceSK> ::watches NG fly through the air::
<LeoSK> ::stare…:: Wow…
<NoGoodnick> ::Lands in a bush, stumbles out a moment later covered with leaves and pinestraw, looking dazed::
<ChanceSK> Better catch him… ::heads over there::
<Jakerz> ::hurries after::
<NoGoodnick> Not so fast, goody-do-shoes…erm..I mean shoey-good-twos…agh! Hold it right there, heroes! ::Whips out that laser gun that’s three times his size and yet he is not able to keep concealed on his person but also handle it with ease::
<ChanceSK> ::blinkblinks, skids to a stop:: Where did he have THAT?!
<LeoSK> For the love of Mike…
<Jakerz> O.o! ::stops quickly:: I don’t want to know…
<NoGoodnick> Yaaahahahaha! ::Open fire! Sent flying back on his butt from the forc eof the blast::
<ChanceSK> ::dodges to the side::
<Jakerz> ::gah! leaps out of the way behind a car::
<LeoSK> ::jumps away::
<NoGoodnick> Eat laser, big persons! ::Pow! Pow!::
<LeoSK> Gah! Little Troll…
<ChanceSK> ::joins Jake behind the car:: Ideas?
<NoGoodnick> Surrender!
<Jakerz> Well… none other than calling the Enforcers… but they might be awhile. ::thinking::
<NoGoodnick> ::Climbs up onto a car roof and starts jumping up and down::
<ChanceSK> Well, that and we don’t have anything to call them on. We just need to get that thing out of his hands. Alone, a four year old could take him.
<Jakerz> Maybe one of us should distract his fire while the other sneaks up from behind?
<NoGoodnick> ::Just fires in random directions, blowing things up left and right::
<NoGoodnick> Take that! And that! And one for you, too!
<ChanceSK> ::sighs:: Alright… But, if I get fried, I’m haunting you.
<Jakerz> I could distract him if you wanted, Casper.
<NoGoodnick> ::Stops suddenly, panting:; Whew…being evil is tough work…
<ChanceSK> ::ignores Jake and jumps out and waves his arms:: Hey, pipsqueak! You couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn!
<Jakerz> ::makes way around to slowly get behind NG::
<NoGoodnick> WHAT?! DIE, DEVILSPAWN! ::Whirls, blast at Chance::
<LeoSK> ::stare:: Hey Tiny! ::to NG::
<NoGoodnick> Annoying heroic pest! Perish!
<NoGoodnick> ::Blam! Blam! Much shooting::
<ChanceSK> ::dodges, hiding behind another car:: Wow… “Devilspawn”… I like it..
<Jakerz> ::creeps close to the ground, slides up to the side of the car NG’s on::
<ChanceSK> ::creeps along the cars, popping up from time to time to razz at NG::
<NoGoodnick> Errrr… :;Looks at the gun for a moment:: Low battery…? I KNEW I should’ve used Duracell. You cna’t top the copper top!
<Jakerz> ::waits for the right moment stands then jumps up and tries to tackle/shove NG offa the car to hopefully have him drop that big ol’ gun::
<NoGoodnick> ::Fumbles in pocket for another battery::
<NoGoodnick> Huh? Aahhh! ::Falls off the car, the gun clattering to the pavement::
<ChanceSK> ::jumps out as NG goes down, hurries over to grab the gun::
<Jakerz> ::pins NG down:: Alright you. Enough.
<Jakerz> ((er or tries to pin))
<NoGoodnick> Noooooo! ::Wails::
<NoGoodnick> I am unbeatable! I…I…I LET you win!
<LeoSK> ::heads after, has to laugh at the Villain::
<ChanceSK> ::picks up the gun:: Make sure he doesn’t have anything else crazy on him.
<Jakerz> Yeah, and we appreciate that. ::looks up to Leo with a grin:: Hey! Mind calling up the nearest law agency to get those guys inside and Mr. NoGoodNark?
<NoGoodnick> NoGoodNICK!
<Jakerz> ::nods frisks NG to see if he’s got anything else up his sleeve or cape or whatever::
<NoGoodnick> ::Has brass knuckles, a bowling pin, boat anchor, and a wad of TNT sticks on him::
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> ::turns NG upside-down and shakes, watches as guns, knives, a bow and arrows, rocket launchers, and finally a battleship falls out::
<ChanceSK> ))
<LeoSK> ::pulls out Cell…calls MBI I guess::
<Jakerz> ((::DIES::))
<NoGoodnick> ((LMAO))
<ChanceSK> Good kats….
<Jakerz> <Josie>::w00t! gets phone:: Megakat Bureau of Investigation.
<ChanceSK> How…. No, I don’t want to know… ::looking over it all::
<NoGoodnick> ::POuts::
<ChanceSK> ((<Leo> ::repeats what Jake told him:: We need some law enforcement at the mall! <Josie> Leo… you are law enforcement…))
<Jakerz> ((::dead!::))
<LeoSK> Josie? We need some law enforcement here at the Mall. ::thanks, Kris!::
<Jakerz> Geez he’s packin’… get this crud away from him, bud.
<Jakerz> <Josie> Leo… you are law enforcement. Or are you off duty? ::yeah thanks Kris! XD::
<NoGoodnick> ((::yaaaaaawns, may retire soon..))
<ChanceSK> ::takes it out of NG’s range::
<Jakerz> ::pulls out those scarves he got, attempts to tie up NG’s wrists ‘n feet together::
<ChanceSK> ((<Chance> ::then teases him with it, waving a stick of TNT just out of his short arm’s reach::))
<LeoSK> I’m off. Some…NotGoodNork or something like that wnt all crazy here…
<Jakerz> <Josie> ::blinks:: Should I bring someone else with?
<ChanceSK> ::looks up in time to see Jake pulling scarves out of his shirt:: And, now you’re a magician?!
<NoGoodnick> ::Tied up, etc…mun too sleepy LOL::
<Jakerz> ::chuckles:: I got them from onna those kiosks… which reminds me I better pay for ‘em.
<ChanceSK> ((<Jake> It’s a hobby. ::pulls more scarves out of Chance’s nose::))
<Jakerz> ((::dead!::))
<ChanceSK> That’s good to know… But, how’s about you mail it to them. Cuz if Feral shows up and sees us, he’ll probably make us pay for half the mall.
<Jakerz> <Josie>::gets a few NPC agents that can help without falling asleep or somethin’ XD then gets in her car ‘n fweeeeees to the mall. collects them all, then goes out to mee Leo ‘n co::
<LeoSK> Yeah. He has like four goofy cronies.
<LeoSK> ((Disreagrd that one))
<ChanceSK> ((<Josie> ::knew who they were without being told… they just looked like dumb henchmen::))
<Jakerz> ::nods:: good point. And looks like help’s arrived. ::stands up and starts heading out of there with Chance:: Thanks for the help ::says to Leo before he goes::
<ChanceSK> ::nods:: Thanks, pal. ::pats Leo on the shoulder, follows Jake::
<Jakerz> <Josie>::goes up to NG looks down:: … criminals get more and more weird by the day…
<LeoSK> ::nods to Jake and Chance:: Understatment, Josie…
<ChanceSK> <Agent Booger> Wow… He’s only six years old and already a criminal!
<Jakerz> <Josie>::picks up NG ‘n reads rights. laughs at Booger:: No no… he’s just… heightly challenged.
<ChanceSK> <Agent Booger> Oh… ::rubs his head and ponders this revelation::
<LeoSK> he’s a troll…::gets Icky…eww::
<NoGoodnick> <Icky> ::Actually exact same height as NG::
<Jakerz> <Josie>::takes NG out with the rest of those guys, and carts ‘em off to the MBI::
<ChanceSK> ((<Josie> Leo… Go get Icky… <Leo> I don’ wanna get icky! That’s disgusting! <Josie> No! I mean, get Icky, not get icky! I mean… ARGH! Get the other little one!))
<LeoSK> ((::dies::))
<LeoSK> This is so..wrong…::As he carries Icky::
<Jakerz> ((::DIES!::))
<ChanceSK> <Agent Booger> ::helps cart them to the cells::
<ChanceSK> <Agent Booger> ::cheerfully as he locks doors:: Hey, Joe! Now, you have company again!
<NoGoodnick> ((<Agent Booger> What a coincidence…I’M icky, too!))
<Jakerz> <Josie>::smirks at Booger as she finishes locking the others in::
<LeoSK> (( http://www.dandyandcompany.com/archives/strip/04-06-03.html ))
<LeoSK> Why is it everyday something odd happens, Josie?
<ChanceSK> ((<NG’s Boys> ::hit it off with Crazy Joe, want him to join them,… are voted down by NG who wisely realizes he’d have to keep Joe on a leash or he’d go off on his own blowing up poodles::))
<Jakerz> <Josie> Because Leo, we live in Megakat City.
<ChanceSK> ((LOL!))
<Jakerz> ((::dies::))
<NoGoodnick> ((I’ll draw the Baddie Boys tomorrow, so can all finally see what these losers look like.))
<LeoSK> It’s like Megakat isa the Twilight Zone..
<Jakerz> ((LOL yey!))
<ChanceSK> ((Yay!))
<Jakerz> <Josie> ::chuckles:: Yeah. Thanks for helping out though you’re off duty.
<NoGoodnick> ((::Will never show Aria, though. The spandex would cause her to die of fright::))
<Jakerz> ((:;dies:: hotpants! ::fears::))
<ChanceSK> ::as he and Jake drive home:: Think we can order candy over the Internet?
<Jakerz> Think? I know we can! And how about you give your mom a call to subtly ask her where your candy is?
<ChanceSK> Okay… ::beat:: But, don’t eat all my malted milk balls again!
<Jakerz> ::chuckles:: I did that before? ::grins slyly::
<ChanceSK> Every single year.
<LeoSK> Like I’ve anything better to do.
<Jakerz> Whoops… well I won’t eat ALL of them then. ::smirks::
<ChanceSK> Uh huh…
<ChanceSK> ((::dies, thought Leo’s line was Jake’s at first::))
<Jakerz> ((::DIIES:: <Chance> … actually you do. <Jake> No I don’t. <Chance> How about oh… helping make repairs/adjustments on the jet, cleaning up around the place, working with me when we get customers ::starts listing stuff:: <Jake> Yeah there’s those things… but I must have your candyyyyy))
<ChanceSK> ((::DEAD!::))