2003-04-27

<Protocol> 6 RPG ON!
<Protocol> ::is… somewhere. XD::
*** _Matt_ is now known as Dark_Kat
<koosh> ((Are we on or what? I can see the blinking light on the camera!))
<Dark_Kat> :: mwaha. Sits in his cell, controlling his evil schemes from behind the scenes…or so it seems ::
<koosh> ((::has no clue who to be…::))
<Protocol> ((::laughs:: I’m not sure who ya should be either Kooshie. ::Thinks Mattmun’s got a scheme goin’ though::))
<Protocol> ((::might have Protocol go see Dr. Nowun for alternative energy sources XD because she thinks Dark Kat’s a loon, and can’t stand Globby… though she really doesn’t like Nowun either… but he’s a regular kat, so she thinks she can push him around::))
<koosh> ((Matt’s always got a scheme lol))
<koosh> ((<Nowun> Hoocha! ::Get Cyberkat-Snatcher!::))
<Dark_Kat> :: anyway, mentally goes over what he’ll need to carry out his plan. And is not a loon! Prefers the term criminally insane thank you. ::
*** koosh is now known as Dr_Nowun
<Dr_Nowun> ((Gah! It won’t let me change my name…))
<Protocol> ::And I prefer for everyone to call me the Queen of Megakat City, but you don’t see that happening do you? XD::
<Protocol> ((O_o; it just did))
<Dr_Nowun> ((????? Ugh…))
<Protocol> ((You want to be Dr_Nowun right?))
-> [Dr_Nowun] PING
<Dr_Nowun> ::Dum, dum, dum! In the Evil Mountain Lair (of Ting!), he sits at his table looking at the hunk of Dark Matter in a jar, like a cook waiting for a pot to boil::
-> [Dr_Nowun] PING
<Dark_Kat> The timing and circumstances are perfect…mostly. But those minor issues are not of importance. Soon those back stabbing aliens will learn that no one double crosses Dark Kat! :: breaks out into typical evil-villain laughter ::
<Protocol> ::now… where to FIND Dr. Nowun… goes to search at that Brite Tech place first::
-> [Dr_Nowun] PING
-> [Dr_Nowun] PING
<Dr_Nowun> <Maws> ::Holds up his steel teeth and examines them…they’re all bent and twisted and broken:: Aww…they’re ruined!
<Dr_Nowun> Hush! Just get another pair.
<Protocol> ((<Clarice> Uh huh, nayow Mister Kat, would you please tell me WHO Buffalo Bill really is? <Dark Kat> … nope.))
<Dr_Nowun> <Maws> ::Sighs, has more, is just pissed that THIS pair is busted. These dentures of death are expensive!::
<Dr_Nowun> I don’t understand…why won’t this thing do for me what it did for Protocol?! I’ve tried everything! All it’s done is fry my computer…
<Protocol> ::sneaks into what was the former Brite Tech place, or is it still? ignoring cameras if any are there. <Going to some other planet just to get revenge over some stupid aliens… it was HIS fault his plan failed! UGH…>::
<Dr_Nowun> ((<Buffalo Bill> ::Is really…Smitty!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Dark_Kat> ((<Dark Kat> I will never admit that I’m in denial…about a lot of things. So stop trying! ))
<Dr_Nowun> <BriteTech> ::Is still called such, but it’s uninhabited by Nowun since it’s “too hot” right now, so to speak::
<Dr_Nowun> <Maws> ::As Nowun and Xander pore over their little chunk of rock, takes out a new pair of those cool steel chompers and stuffs ‘em in his mouth:: ^_^
<Protocol> <I need to find another energy source until I can get my powers back… if Dr. Nowun can’t help me then I’ll have no choice but to work for that overgrown excuse for a California Rasin…>
-> [Dr_Nowun] PING
<Protocol> ::attempts to go up and enter Dr. Nowun’s old office to find him, or find where he lives if he’s not there.::
<Dr_Nowun> ((<DK> ::Tries to sing…is blown off the stage by a cannon::))
<Protocol> ((::DIES::))
-> [Dr_Nowun] PING
<Dr_Nowun> ::Everything’s unlocked and so forth; Nowun never kept any incriminating files in the building anyway so he was to literally just up and flee, but his computer probably has an alternate mailing address or something::
<Dark_Kat> Now, where was I? :: as he finishes his diabolical cackling. Reaches under his cot, looking left than right ever so carefully to make sure no one’s looking. Pulls out a tablet :: Status of Resources. Hrm, Fear Ship Battalion under construction. Army status at 500, need to work on that…Creepling production at 150%. Underground Megakat City base intact, Secret Volcano Lair…unaccounted for? :: frowns ::
<Protocol> ::sits down at the computer apon finding useless info. boots it up, and hacks into it because she’s still l337 with computers XD:: Hmm… where are you, you old geezer… Ah ha. ::smirks:: Geez, how stereotypical of a place for a villain. Wonder if he’s using this place as part of a time share with another. ::chuckles, and turns off the computer. exits office. heads towards where Nowun is.::
<Protocol> ((<DK>::has a sweat shop off the coast where creeplings are produced at zero the cost to him::))
<Dr_Nowun> ::Tra, la, la, sighs and exits the lab with Xander:: Who knew hiding out was so BORING?! Your friend in the Enforcers gave us a fake rock, Xander. That’s the only logical explanation.
<Dr_Nowun> <Xander> ::Loosens his tie, nodding:: And this mysterious figure stole the other one.
<Dr_Nowun> ((brb!))
<Dark_Kat> ((k))
<Dark_Kat> ((<Prot> :: hikes out to the middle of nowhere :: Hrm, I hope this is the right volcano…))
<Protocol> ::making way through town, she arrives shortly at the lair of Dr. Nowun. Hopes this is his lair. That’s what the mailing address said on the box off the main road XD::
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Dr_Nowun> ((Back!))
<Protocol> <LingXiao>::she needs to find out that that rock is gone. XD at work, having left Syntax at her place, she decides to take another look at that rock for a report to Sphinx and Feral. enters the evidence room::
<Protocol> ((WB!))
<Dr_Nowun> I KNOW that! I’m tired of hearing about this “mysterious figure!”
<Dark_Kat> :: pulls out cell phone, one of those tiny Nokia’s that you can mistake for a dental floss case, dials up a number, and reaches a voicemail :: My Volcano Lair is unaccounted for, and I want to know why. Find out and report back. :: hangs up ::
<Protocol> ::approaches the lair. looks for any sign of occupancy::
<Dark_Kat> :: has many connections, no doubt some of the prison guards are within his sphere of influence ::
<Dr_Nowun> <Xander> ::Eeps at his outburst::
<Protocol> ((<Globby> Do this, do that. What do I look like a realtor too?))
<Dark_Kat> ((::snorks::))
<Protocol> <Ling> Smitty? ::stops at the desk of Smitty.::
<Dr_Nowun> Everything’s gone so wrong so fast! *Grrs, loosens, then pulls his tie off completely::
<Dr_Nowun> ((ty!))
<Protocol> ::perhaps sees Xander and Nowun exiting the place?::
<Dark_Kat> ((<Smitty> Yo’, what’s up Mizz Xiao?))
<Dr_Nowun> ((<Smitty> ::Rocking out to Rob Zombie’s “Superbeast.” His taste in music has certainly changed::))
<Protocol> ((::dies:: ::will play Smitty too if y’all want. XD but mun not sure is the guy’s name Nolan or Nolway?::))
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> :: looks up from his desk :: M’yes? ((<Smitty> I’m justa SUPERBEAST! :: blurts this out :: <Ling> :: jumps ::))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Dr_Nowun> Tell those two idiots to fix us something to eat…
<Protocol> <Ling> Hey, how are you today? I need to see a piece of evidence. Evidence number 453567-K. That dark matter rock, please.
<Dr_Nowun> <Xander> Right. ::Saunters off to make Mazor and Jigsaw cook dinner…fried chicken!::
<Protocol> ::where exactly is Nowun? inside or outside?::
<Dr_Nowun> ((<Smitty> I’m the one you wanted, right? I’m you Superbeast! <Ling> ::Backs slowly out of the room::))
<Protocol> ((::diies:: <Ling> Uh… sure! ::informs Feral Smitty might be close to retirement… or past it::))
<Dr_Nowun> ::Inside::
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> What’s so special about that rock? Seems like everyone wants to see it :: as he gets up and unlocks the chain linked evidence area ::
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::Too late! Ha, ha! Swiped it!::
<Protocol> ::sneaky sneaks inside the lair then. <g> ahahahahahaha if she can. finds Nowun perhaps? Standing in a hall or somethin’?::
<Protocol> <Ling> ::smiles:: Well it is a big case, though there shouldn’t be too many Enforcers wanting to see it.
<Dr_Nowun> ((brb again…bah))
<Dark_Kat> ((k))
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> Hrm, that’s unusual…
<Protocol> <Ling>::leaning against the wall:: What is it?
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> I coulda swore that it was right here…:: looking around now, seeing if it dropped on the floor or got shoved somewhere ::
<Dr_Nowun> ((Back agayuuun))
<Dark_Kat> ((wb))
<Protocol> ((WB))
<Protocol> <Ling>::leans off the wall:: Someone checked it out maybe? Commander Feral or Major Sphinx perhaps?
<Dr_Nowun> ::Yeah, is in da haaaall::
<Protocol> Do you ever do anything for yourself, Doctor? ::says from behind him, a few feet away::
<Dr_Nowun> ::Sipping some tea, too, that he brewed up. Mmmm, lemony::
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> Not recently…:: scratches head :: But there was that one guy…
<Dr_Nowun> ((<Smitty> Nah it was some shifty, evil-looking guy who kept going “Eh-he-he-heee!”))
<Protocol> ((::DIES::))
<Dr_Nowun> ::Blinks, then jumps, spilling the tea:: Dah! ::He spins around:: YOU!
<Protocol> <Ling> What one guy?
<Dr_Nowun> What are you doing here?! How did you find my stronghold?!
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> :: scratches chin :: Noriss…Noriega…Norman…Nolway…yeah, Nolway
<Protocol> ::grins. waves fingers. is only charged halfway with what bit of the dark matter Globby gave her, so fur is just darker, but she’s still bulked up XD:: Me.
<Protocol> I told you, I’m a more superior being, Dr. Nowun. And I’ve come for your services, IF you can do what I need you to.
<Protocol> <Ling> Nolway? ::blinks, hrms:: What would he want with that? Remember when he came and took it out?
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::The guy who’s filthy stinkin’ rich, wahahahaha!::
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> He didn’t take it out, he just came to look at it…
<Protocol> <Ling> So why’d you let him walk off with it?
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> You think he did? Why would he do that?
<Dr_Nowun> ::Rolls his eyes at the “superior” bit, then glares:: Why would I want to help you…? ::as Xander and the others come running up, drawn by the ruckuss. He holds up a paw to them::
<Protocol> <Ling> I… I don’t know. Perhaps not. Just make sure you look through things for it. Perhaps it was misplaced.
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::’Cause I’mma bad seed, grandpa! A turncoat! First cousin to Benedict Arnold!::
<Protocol> Because, you might want to live longer than a few more minutes. ::smirks::
<Dark_Kat> <Globulous> :: not having such a great day, sighs as he picks up his cell phone to check it for messages ::
<Protocol> And… because if you help me, I will help you.
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::Though, unlike Arnold, HE actually got his money::
<Dark_Kat> <Globulous> :: listens, then blinks :: Unaccounted for? How can a volcano go missing? :: grumbles, checks for more messages, and proceeds to depart ::
<Protocol> <Ling> I’ll come back to see if you’ve located it, Smitty. Thanks. ::exits the evidence room. makes way to where Nolway’s desk is located::
<Dr_Nowun> It’s okay, gentlemen…
<Dark_Kat> <Smitty> No good rats, I bet it was them vermin :: shaking a can of RAID ::
<Protocol> ((LOL Raid XD))
<Dr_Nowun> You’ve sparked my interest, creature of questionable “superiority.” Go on.
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::Remember is a paper-pusher, his desk is in one of hundreds of cubicles, and currently, he’s slacking off slurping Kitty Cola through a straw and reading a Kat Commandoes comic::
<Dark_Kat> <Globulous> :: walks up to a Kadillac ;) breaking open the window and hopping inside, hot-wiring it, and hitting the gas heading for the outside of the city. ::
<Protocol> You are an expert in matters dealing with energy. I myself am having a bit of problems in that area, thusly I came to you. I need to find an alternative energy source, until I can get a more stable and easily kept energy source of my own.
<Dr_Nowun> ((<Smitty> ::Sees creeplings break in again, sprays!:: <Creeplings> X_X <DK> ::Wondering where those blasted creeplings are!::))
<Dark_Kat> ((<Globby> Go do this, go do that, and he doesn’t even get me my own car ))
<Dark_Kat> ((::dies!::))
<Protocol> ((::dies both::))
<Protocol> <Ling> Nolway… Nolway… I know he’s on this floor… ::so glad she’s still not at one of many desks out in open rooms. has enjoyed her office for a few years now.::
<Dr_Nowun> ::Strokes his chin:: Hmm…yes, sounds like a real pickle, there. All right. I’ll see what I can do. Now, let’s talk about how YOU can help ME.
<Protocol> Go ahead. Make me an offer.
<Dr_Nowun> ::Grins:: I want you to tell me why the Dark Matter won’t work for me like it did for you! ::Assumes she’ll be surprised he knows about it::
<Dark_Kat> <Globulous> :: and due to very unsafe driving, exits the city limits and off-roads it down a dirt road heading towards the volcano ::
<Protocol> ::blinks. is more surprised at the “work for me” part, though is curious how he knows about her doings:: I see you’re aware of the dark matter and its effects on me. I’d say you had excellent investigating skills but obviously you have no idea what dark matter does ::guesses:: Gotten a piece of it have you? ::trying not to look too eager for it::
<Protocol> <Ling>::reaches Nolway’s desk, seeing him slurpin’ on a soda:: Nolway?
<Dr_Nowun> Yes, as a matter of fact I have. I’ve got my fingers deep into a lot of things, even the Enforcers. *Smiles*
<Protocol> ::smirks:: Too bad those said Enforcers are morons. Did you try to use the dark matter on yourself?
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::Looks up, and sits straight, setting the soda and comic on his desk:: Yes?
<Protocol> <Ling> Do you have a minute? ::knowing he must if he’s slacking off with a soda ‘n comic:: I need to ask you about something. ::and no, not for a date XD::
<Dr_Nowun> Actually I tried it on Xander here, first, without results…
<Protocol> How about you escort me to your lab, show me exactly whot you did, and I’ll tell you whot you did wrong?
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::No date?! What a bummer..:: Of course. ::Swivels his chair around so he’s facing her:: How may I help you, detective?
<Dr_Nowun> SOunds reasonable. Follow me. ::Shoves past his men and takes her into his Cool Evil Science Lab (of Ting!)::
<Protocol> <Ling> I recently went to the evidence room to get a piece that was taken from that “Dark Matter” creature for another erport, and its apparently missing. Smitty’s looking for it now, but he said you were one of the last ones to examine it. Is that true?
<Protocol> ((::dying at these “of Ting!” things::))
<Protocol> ::grins thinking <fool> and follows him, smiling at his men as she goes past them. looks around in the lab. stands waiting::
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> ::Looks suddenly uneasy:: Uh, well, yes, but I don’t know where it’s gone to. ::Was never a good liar…he twiddles his fingers nervously::
<Protocol> ((<Globby>::playin’ “Its a Hard Knock Life” by Jay-Z as his car hops up ‘n down as he drives up the road:: Ugh… I need my own mode of transport…))
<Dr_Nowun> Here we are. ::Points to the special container that the hunk is in on the Lab Table of Ting::
<Protocol> <Ling>::narrows eyes at him:: I didn’t realize Feral had you on the case as well… considering your rank and job.
<Dr_Nowun> ((::DIES remembering Dr. Evil and Mini-Me doing that song::))
<Protocol> ((<g>))
<Protocol> ::eyes brighten and she quickly walks over to him and the container:: Get it out, and show me what you did. ::oh so wants that! @_@ staring at the container, not really looking at Nowun::
<Dr_Nowun> <Nolway> On the…case…? Oh! Of course! Well, I just went to see it out of curiousity, don’tcha know… ::Looks like a deer caught in headlights::
<Dark_Kat> <Globulous> :: skids his car to a stop outside the volcano, exits, and starts to make his way towards it ::
<Dr_Nowun> ::Smirks:: Forgive me, but I don’t exactly trust you…
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<Dr_Nowun> ::Picks up a paperweight that’s roughly the same size as the rock:: I’ll use this to demonstrate.
<Protocol> <Ling>::gets the impression he’s lying by his reaction and expression:: That so? Yes I suppose it is the talk of the offices. But it is a most important piece of evidence. If it were to get into the wrong paws, this city could be in real trouble… and EVERYONE in it. ::saying seriously::
<Protocol> ::frowns, then looks at him:: Fine. Demonstrate.