2003-05-09

<Protocol> 4 RPG Start!
*** _Matt_ is now known as Dark_Kat
<Protocol> ::so hrm… back aaaaat that ol’ apartment place or somethin for now. can’t finish the thing with Koosh ‘n Nowun since he’s not here.::
*** LeoSK is now known as ArmageddonSK
<Protocol> ::oooh or maybe she goes to Leo’s to ask to crash at his pad XD but nah figures Globby might harm him or something, and Leo has his uses. He gives candy! ;D and has a freeze gun::
<ArmageddonSK> ((::dies::…How true…))
<Dark_Kat> :: looking over a list :: Excellent. Another 500 have joined my ranks :: flips though pages :: And a full 10% of them are empowered individuals. Perfect.
<Protocol> ::likes candy candy candy. should go steal some XD in fact she will. strolls down the street towards a 7-11::
<Dark_Kat> Soon, that pathetic planet will be mine, and then, I shall take over this one. All without anyone realizing until it’s too late.
<Protocol> ::he better hope none of the guards are listening to him give away his evil plans aloud XD::
<Protocol> <Candy’s a poor substitue for Dark Matter… but it will do.> ::looks for the kind Leo gave her::
<Dark_Kat> :: has faith in his evil villain monologue remaining secret, no matter how loud he may speak. Besides, they stopped listening to his ranting years ago ;) ::
<Protocol> ((LOL!!))
<Protocol> ::true. I know I have stopped listening to it. <g>::
<Dark_Kat> <Clerk> :: keeping an eye on her…she looks suspicious ::
<Protocol> ::darn. was trying NOT to look suspicious. grabs a couple of the candy bars… then decides why take two when she can nab the whole box. looks around hoping that Stormcrow isn’t here to meddle with her stealing sweets again XD::
<Dark_Kat> <Clerk> :: watching her :: Are you going to purchase that entire regiment of candy, Miss?
<Protocol> ::hrmphs. grins. then goes to grab a cherry soda to help knock this all down. turns and smirks at the clerk as she approaches the door:: Nope.
<Dark_Kat> <Clerk> Hey! Get back here! You will not be a-robbing my humble buying and trading facility.
<Protocol> Whotever. ::gives the cash register a good zap as she hurries out the door::
<Dark_Kat> <Clerk> Ah! :: as his register errupts into flames ::
<ArmageddonSK> ((::dances to the .hack//sign oppening song::))
<Protocol> ::snickers skitters into an alley and smirks at herself:: It would be a lot easier if I DID have some of their stupid money. ::shrugs:: Oh well. ::opens a wrapper with her teeth ‘n then munches on one of the candy bars::
*** Dark_Kat is now known as Globulous
<Globulous> Resorting to stealing candy I see :: disapointed tone from down the ally ::
<Protocol> ::mrrrs as she tosses the wrapper on the ground. tucking the box under her arm, the opens the 20 oz soda:: I have to eat. ::gulps some down:: I have cravings still.
<Globulous> Well hurry up. We’ve got a busy day today.
<ArmageddonSK> (( <Prot>..here try some…<Glob> ::eats, shudders, grins runs around giggling:: <Prot> What have I done…? ))
<Protocol> ((::dead::))
<Protocol> Oh yes, looking for more pyros. ::sounding bored:: Blah blah blah. I can eat on the way.
<Globulous> :: starts walking :: Our next likely recruit is a kat by the name of Magnus Arme. I’ve dealt with him before, and getting him to join shouldn’t be difficult.
<Protocol> ::walks with Globby, munching another candy bar:: “Shouldn’t”? Well I hope he is more agreeable, since the only other two pyros in the city are goody two shoes.
<ArmageddonSK> (( <Glob> Hello, Armage–::is punched:: >_< What was that for!? <Arm> You stole my money! ;_; <Glob> That…was a dream. Yes! A wonderously evil dream! <arm> ..Oh? Well then! ::slaps him in the back! Great to see ya! <Glob> >_<;;;; ::fumes!!:: <prot> …we need him alive. <Glob> Sad…))
<Globulous> Other individuals with miscellanious powers have already been aquired. We don’t really need those other two, but returning empty handed wouldn’t be very good.
<Protocol> ((::dead::))
<Protocol> Other individuals? Just how many freaks are there in this city? ::Hrmphs. munch munch, gulp soda aaah::
<Globulous> ((::snorks::))
<Globulous> Dark Kat has agents around the world. And :: glances at her :: I don’t know if you’d be one to talk.
<Protocol> I’m not a freak, I’m, despite who created me, a more superior being. ::smug. finishes the soda. will save the other candy bars for later::
<Globulous> The Zagnut bars say otherwise. :: stops walking :: We’re here.
<Protocol> ::razzes Globby. blinks. looks at (mun assumes) the huge mansion::
<Globulous> ((<Prot> Whoa, that was an abrupt change in scenery))
<Protocol> ((LOL))
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<Globulous> :: looks at the gates to de’ huge mansion, walks up to the intercom, and presses the “TALK” button ::
<Globulous> ((ack))
<Protocol> ((<Arm>::got scared and ran!::))
<Globulous> ((lol))
<Globulous> ((hrm, so…))
<Protocol> ((<Globby> ::waits:: <Prot> Well? <Globby> I say we go and invite ourselves in. ::morphs through the bars:: <Prot> Whot am I supposed to do? <Globby> I dunno… say you’re selling candy for your high school, and hope a butler lets you in. ::heads to the house::))
<Globulous> ((::snorks::))
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<Protocol> ((WB!))
<Globulous> ((wb))
<Protocol> <Globulous> :: looks at the gates to de’ huge mansion, walks up to the intercom, and presses the “TALK” button ::
<ArmageddonSK> ((::beats Cable Modem:: TY!))
<ArmageddonSK> ::WAS, enjoing his Sauna, Grrs, Talks in:: Hello?
<Globulous> Magnus, I’ve got a job for you.
<ArmageddonSK> …Globulous?
<Globulous> Yes, your old friend.
<ArmageddonSK> Give me five minutes…
<Globulous> ((<Globulous> :: stresses this :: Me *friend* *friend* <Arm> :: grrrr ::))
<Protocol> ::mumbles under her breath:: more like fiend…
<Protocol> ((LOL!!))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::dies::))
<ArmageddonSK> ::dries off the pryo way, puts a rope over his swim Trunks for sake of…not being almost nakeed and opens the gates from the front door::
<Globulous> :: as the gate opens :: I think that’s our cue to enter
<Protocol> ((<Arm>::fur is black:: <Globby> Thought you were a marshmellow and roasted yourself? <Arm> No, I dried off the pyro way. <Prot>… we could use that girl instead… even if she’s not on our side…))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Globulous> ((lol))
<Protocol> Then shall we? ::starts walking down the way to the front doors of the mansion::
<ArmageddonSK> ::for sake of hilarity, does have a few singed furs::
<Globulous> :: walks up to the front door ::
<ArmageddonSK> ::is waiting:: AH, my old freind! How are you? ::extends a paw::
<Globulous> :: shakes his hand :: Doing well.
<ArmageddonSK> Good. And you are…? ::to Prot::
<Globulous> ((<Arm> ah! Comrade! You have returned! :: bear hug :: <Globby: *urk* ))
<Protocol> ((lol!))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::DEAD!:: I was acctually gonna do that…))
<Protocol> Protocol. ::says, still has the box of candy bar under her arm::
<ArmageddonSK> Nice to meet you, my dear. Come in, come in. ::heads in himself::
<Protocol> ::narrows eyes, glances at Globby then follows Arm inside::
<Globulous> :: walks inside :: I see that you’ve kept the mansion relatively the same…:: pausing, looking around :: All the damages repaired I see
<ArmageddonSK> Hmm…that was..fun. May I offer you two anything to eat or drink?
<Protocol> No.
<ArmageddonSK> ((<arm> Choco– <Prot> ::POUNCE!!!:: CANDY!!! NOW!!!))
<Globulous> You’ll have to excuse her. She’s not one for small talk, unless it invovles chocolate :: smiles ::
<Protocol> ((::dead:: <Globby> Forget dark matter… I can keep her employed for life with candy bars…))
<Protocol> Psh, whotever… ::walks about the living room examining things. likes how this kat lives.::
<Globulous> ((<Prot> :: one month later :: Uhhhhh…:: has become larger than Dark Kat :: My stomach hurts <Globby> Well, I guess we could use you as a projectile…))
<ArmageddonSK> (( <prot> ::three days latter rivals DK in size:: <Globby>…))
<Protocol> ((::dies!::))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<Protocol> ((::dead:: Whoah three days says Leomun XD))
<ArmageddonSK> Well, then, shall we get down to buisiness?
<Globulous> I suppose that we could.
<Protocol> ::stops and turns at that.:: Yes lets get on with this. Tell your old chum Dark Kat’s oh so wonderfully sane and failproof plan. ::snickers and sits on one of the sofas, setting the box on a table::
<ArmageddonSK> ((<prot>…No..::starts Dancing, is sugar high:: <Arm>…She must have found Leo’s 80s music video stash… <prot> ::is macaranaing::))
<Protocol> ((LOL wasn’t that ’90s?))
<ArmageddonSK> ((Okay…<Prot> ::issa singing Whip it and dancing::))
<Globulous> ((::snorks::))
<Protocol> ((LOL there we go. Devoooo))
<Globulous> I’ve got a job offer for you, one that has many benefits. Dark Kat is planning a special operation, one that will require the use of individuals such as yourself.
<ArmageddonSK> Pyros? Hmm..Interesting… What kind of..opperation?
<Globulous> One based on payback, with the reward of conquest as a result. It’s really quite out of this world.
<Protocol> ::rolls eyes at Globby’s pun::
<ArmageddonSK> Hmmm…::scrathes chin::…I’m listening…
<Globulous> You’re familiar with the moon incident a few months ago? ((<Arm> You mean when Dark Kat- <Globby> Not that kind of moon!))
<Protocol> ((::DIES::))
<ArmageddonSK> But of course. Who dosen’t?
<ArmageddonSK> ((eww! ::dead::))
<Globulous> Let’s just say that there was a 3rd party invovled, one that didn’t hold up its end of the bargain. Now they have incurred the wrath of Dark Kat, a mistake that often proves incorrectable.
<Protocol> Ooooooh, scary. ::grins::
<ArmageddonSK> ::chuckles:: so…what will this opperation involve?
<Protocol> ((<Globby> YOUR SOUL. ::thunder crashes, lightning flashes:: <Arm> Huh? <Protocol> Didn’t you hear? <Arm> …))
<Globulous> Using superior numbers to deliver a suprise attack. And, in the event that weapons somehow mysteriously were unable to work, then those of you that are empowered will take lead.
<Globulous> It’s really quite simple.
<ArmageddonSK> Hmmm…WHere and when will it take place?
<Globulous> ((<Globby> Even you can understand it <Arm> :: gets fingers stuck in a pair of Chinese Finger-cuffs abruptly :: Huh-what?))
<Protocol> Yes, do tell him, Globbulous.
<Protocol> ((LOL!!))
<Protocol> ((Globulous^ even.))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::Dead!::))
<Globulous> When has yet to be determined…and where…will be revealed if you agree to lend your aid.
<ArmageddonSK> Ah. ::leans back:: Not the safest of places then…? Hmm..well..I have grown rather bored…Why not? I’ll do it.
<Globulous> Excellent. We’ll be keeping in contact.
<Globulous> :: if was sitting, stands up ::
<Protocol> ::stands up as well, taking up her box::
<ArmageddonSK> All right then. Until then? ::extends a paw::
<Globulous> Until then :: returns de’ shake ::
<Protocol> ::smirks::
<ArmageddonSK> Pleasure meating you, ma’am.
<Globulous> ((<Prot> Ma’am??? ))
<Protocol> ((<Arm>::Says as he suddenly shoves two slices of bread smeared with mayo on either side of her:: Hungry… meat… ahahahaha…))
<Protocol> Of course it was. ::isn’t she polite? XD turns ‘n heads to the door::
<ArmageddonSK> ((meeting*!! >_<))
<Protocol> ((<g> ::pats ya::))
<Globulous> ((::dies::))
<Globulous> :: and, departs/leaves? ::
<ArmageddonSK> ::I guess so.::
<Protocol> ::sure thing! as they exit out the gates:: He trustworthy?
<Globulous> Extremely.
<Protocol> More than you? ::smirks::
<Globulous> Why, I’m the most trustworthy person ever. Didn’t you know?
<Protocol> The only thing I can trust YOU to do, Globulous, is lie, betray, and cheat me.
<Protocol> ::says a bit bitterly::
<Globulous> Don’t take it so personally. There are others that have done so and aren’t around anymore. They were the easy ones, easy to exploit, easy to manipulate, easy to destroy without even having to deliver a physical blow. Don’t be one of those Protocol.
<Protocol> Is that a threat? ::glares at him::
<Globulous> No, it’s a word of advice. To Dark Kat you are nothing but a tool. He could care less about who you are personally as long as he uses it to his advantage. All this “need for revenge” and blind sighted vengeance plotting that I know you’ve been thinking about won’t get you anywhere except ruined.
<Protocol> ::hrmphs. looks away from him:: I know that I’m nothing more than a tool to him. I’ve always been that to him. Just as you are, except you seem to enjoy it. Besides, you know nothing about what I’m thinking or doing, and you don’t need to worry either.
<Globulous> Worried? About what? You? :: laughs :: I see that you haven’t lost your sense of humor, granted, it is somewhat in need of repair. I could care less about whatever personal feelings you have, whether they’re for vengeance or for that thing you call “love” :: spits that word out :: Just keep them in check until your purpose has ended.
<Protocol> Yes, when my purpose ends and I’m destroyed. Tell me, will this Armageddon and the other beings with powerful abilities purpose end and they too gotten rid of once his Largeness is done with us all?
<Globulous> That, Protocol, is not for me to decide, but if it were, then I suppose that would be a reasonable precaution.
<Protocol> Doesn’t he realize his plan failed not because some aliens let the SWAT Kats get to him, but because he IS a failure himself? They wiped the moonscape with him. He wasn’t so high and mighty then. If it wasn’t for their blasted kindness, he’d be floating around on the moon still.
<Globulous> ((“Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots”))
<Protocol> ((LOL! Who said that?))
<Globulous> ((Don’t know))
<Globulous> That “kindness” is why they will lose. It’s a weakness, one that gives us an advantage. As for Dark Kat being a failure…I’ll make no comment on that.
<Protocol> Why, you afraid to? ::grins::
<Globulous> Let’s just say that not all things, allegiances, associations or pledges are what they seem, and that unlikely events can occur.
<Protocol> ::chuckles:: I see. So is his stupid list of lackeys completed yet or whot?
<Globulous> :: pulls out a palm pilot :: According to this, we have half a dozen pyro-capable individuals, one level 3 magic capable, 2 hyrdo-capables, somone who use some kind of pyscokinetic power, someone who can utilize Dark Matter, that would be you, One electrical capable, 2 Cyberdemons, 750 Creeplings, 100 highly trained ninjas, and roughly 600 “infantry”
<Protocol> Ooooooooooooooooo. So is it COMPLETED yet or not?
<Globulous> I’d say so. This is at least 3 times the normal manpower that’s usually accumulated.
<Protocol> So then, when are we going to start already?
<Globulous> :: looks at watch :: Tonight. We’ll debrief, and then we’ll advance. Say any goodbyes that you need to make, we could be gone a number of days, maybe longer.
<Protocol> To space then ey? And how are we to travel there?
<Globulous> That’s classified. :: smiles ::
<Protocol> ::siiighs:: Its ALWAYS classified.
<Globulous> You’ll find out soon enough. I think you’ll be adaquately surprised.
<Protocol> I just want whot’s mine, when all’s said and done.
<Globulous> You’ll get it.
<Protocol> I had better. if he wants me to … serve him properly, I had better.
<Globulous> ((mwahaha, that’s a good scene ending))
<Protocol> ((lol maw you headin’ out then?))
<Globulous> ((Not yet, just lookin’ for some transition))
<Globulous> ((I’d like to save an interplanetary plot for when more peeps arrive is all))
<Protocol> ((::noddles:: yeah ’cause other peeps would wanna be here for the big thang))
<Protocol> ((<Arm>::still waiting for Felony to off the mayor. she missed that one time. >.< everyone cheats me!::))
<Globulous> ((::dies::))
<ArmageddonSK> ((::DEAD::))
<Protocol> ((<Felony> I killed his toupee! <Arm> … that doesn’t count…))
<Globulous> ((::dies::))
<Protocol> ((what can we dooooooo ::mun at a loss for idears::))
<ArmageddonSK> ((hmmm…))
<Protocol> ((maybe Prot informs Leo on what’s goin’ down? And uh… Globby followed her or somethin’? ::not sure what y’all are up for::))
<Globulous> ((Feel free to, can’t gurantee that he’ll follow tho’ ;) ))
<ArmageddonSK> ((I’ll do just about anything…))
<Protocol> ((LOL <Globby> Following you is booooring Protocol. <Prot>… ;_;))
<Protocol> ::so with that she turns and walks off from Globby. goes through the town, making her way towards Leo’s apartment::
*** ArmageddonSK is now known as LeoSK
<LeoSK> ::My God! He DOES leave the MBI! Issa ready, with music playing::
<LeoSK> ::Reading…not ready…::
<Protocol> ((<Leo>::is always ready for his SUV to blow up. listening to a requiem::))
<Protocol> ::arrives and knocks on Leo’s door::
<LeoSK> ((That’s creapy prot! I’m listening to ol’ Motzart(sp)’s second Requiem!))
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<Protocol> ((Mozart btw… I think… spelling right now isn’t reliable for me XD))
<LeoSK> ::blinks, gets up and answears door:: He–Protocol?
<Protocol> ::shoves Leo aside as she enters and shuts the door for him afterwards:: Things are going down, Leo. I need to know, were you serious about helping me?
<LeoSK> I…when?
<Protocol> Now! Or rather tonight. Dark Kat has finally gathered the last of his forces, and we’ll be moving out tonight.
<LeoSK> T-tonight?! I…I…
<Protocol> You whot? You’re not backing down now are you?
<LeoSK> N…no. Where at? I’ll be there.
<Protocol> I’m not for sure yet… Globulous will contact me…
<LeoSK> Make sure you contact me, I’ll be there.
<Protocol> Good. I’d ask you to bring some other agents but… I know they’d jump the gun first.
<LeoSK> That’s an understatement…
<Protocol> Do you still have that freeze gun?
<LeoSK> Of course I do.
<Protocol> Good. Maybe… maybe you should come back with me to where I’m staying, and hide from Globulous when he comes to get me. Then use your gun on him. With Dark Kat’s number one … THING not able to lead his forces, that will put a delay in things.
<LeoSK> Good idea. STopping him would be nice too.
<Protocol> Then you call the MBI and Enforcers to whereever he says we’re going before you ice him.
<LeoSK> Amazing, it’s almost liek you’re one of us.
<Protocol> ::blinks:: Like one of who?
<LeoSK> The goos guys.
<Globulous> ((<Leo> You’re not one of Dark Kat’s Death Troops ( http://trancender.sytes.net/hosted/mattfiske/dktroop.jpg ) <Prot> Ick, I wouldn’t be caught dead in something like that ))
<Protocol> (( <Leo> A good guy! ::HUGSQUEEZE Prot:: <Prot> EIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!))
<LeoSK> ((Good*))
<Protocol> ((LOL <Prot> Blech, cammo was SO a few years ago. XP))
<Protocol> ::busts up laughing:: Yeah right. I’m MBI material aren’t I? Even better, I should be a SWAT Kat.
<LeoSK> ::snikers:: I’m sure.
<Protocol> So why are you willing to help me anyway? Even if its against your friends and fellow agents wishes?
<LeoSK> Globulous deserves to die for all the things he’s done. He’s the worst of the worst.
<Protocol> Isn’t that against your code of ethics? ::smirks at him::
<LeoSK> He deserves what he gets. You know it. I can’t let him get away with the things he has done.
<Protocol> Yes, he does. Justice is all fine and good, but with one like him, the only true justice is his death. ::eyes flash a moment. then sighs:: I just wish I knew more of whot was going to happen. You wouldn’t believe how many he’s got working for him on THIS scheme. ::tells Leo what Globby said to her about the troops::
<LeoSK> My God…This is bad…VERY bad…that’s like 1500…
<Protocol> I know… and several of those are highly powered.
<Globulous> ((<Dark Kat> I assure you, most of them are pool boys, interns and garbagemen ))
<LeoSK> Hmm…When this goes down, I’ve got to get the Enforcers and MBI there..QUICK…
<Protocol> ((::dead!::))
<Protocol> Don’t you Megs carry communcation units with you?
<LeoSK> Of course.
<Globulous> ((<Leo> Mine’s just…broken))
<Protocol> Then use that. Get Sypher and the others on standby, have them contact the Enforcers, who hopefully will listen.
<LeoSK> Prot…why? Why are you helping us?
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<Protocol> ::sighs:: I’m not doing this just for you, Leo. I’m doing this for Driver and I. And getting the Enforcers and Megs to help stop Dark Kat means they’re helping me.