2003-06-20

<Protocol> 3 Any last words before we go BOOM?! er I mean rpg on!
<LeoSK> u r so kool anoo! I want ur babees! now! PLZ!!
<_Matt_> ((:: snorks ::))
<Protocol> ::so lesse… recap: is with the other good guys ‘n megs at that transporter device. all the troops that were left are freaking out, wanting to go home too. Sy just started to go to the plant, but it went boom::
<ShadeSK> ((…erm…lol!))
<SypherSK> ::zaps back to rejoin the group upon the power plant going boom… prays Leo’s line was not IC or he might have to sedate him assuming the swiftly turning planet affected his mind::
<Protocol> ((::DIIES:: “… g2g Leo, cya nvr” ))
<Protocol> ((::dies Leo’s gone batty!:: <Leo> lol lol !!!11! ur all going 2 die! <Sypher> … ))
<SypherSK> ((<Sypher> Protocol… <Protocol> No problem. ::backhands Leo thru a wall:: <Sypher> I just meant to knock him out! <Protocol> He’s out…. <Sypher> …side the building…))
<Protocol> ::grrrs seein’ the plant go boom:: Great! Just bloody great! There went our powersource… we’ll never get us all home!
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<ShadeSK> ((XD))
<SypherSK> ::reappears and solidifies, chewing on his lip, thinking::
<Protocol> <Josie>::hoping Leo isn’t going insane. has run out of ideas… though she didn’t have many to begin with. technology isn’t her thang.::
<SypherSK> ::to Protocol:: Is there any other power source?
<Protocol> ::sighs. ponders a moment:: Well… the only other possible source large enough might be that large dish Dark Kat used to cause this planet’s rotation to go awry…
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Session Close: Fri Jun 20 23:44:01 2003
Session Start: Fri Jun 20 23:44:39 2003
*** Now talking in #mbi_sk
*** Topic is ‘Perhaps the word you’re looking for is “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”’
*** Set by _Matt_ on Sat May 31 02:47:03
<JosieLyons> (( >.< you get Prot’s reply?))
<SypherSK> ((Er… To question one. Was there one to question two?))
<JosieLyons> <Protocol> ::sighs. ponders a moment:: Well… the only other possible source large enough might be that large dish Dark Kat used to cause this planet’s rotation to go awry…
<JosieLyons> ((that XD))
<SypherSK> ::frowns:: But, it’s powered by the Dark Matter, isn’t it? ::isn’t sure how that will work given his powers tend to repell Dark Matter blasts.. and vice versa::
<LeoSK> mya haa…
<JosieLyons> That doesn’t matter. I’m powered by the dark matter, and he used me as a powersource to transport us frome one place to another.
<JosieLyons> <Protocol>^
<SypherSK> ((<Sy> ::stares at Josie, shouldn’t a commercial come after a revelation like that?::))
<JosieLyons> ((::diies hoosh::))
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<SypherSK> Alright… We can try it… We just have to get the equipment with the coordinates over there… ::looks at it::
<LeoSK> Guten Abend!
<Protocol> ::lets hope they can move it…. wait. she’s supakat!:: I’ll take it over there. ::rolls up sleeves, lifts the device up gnar!::
<ShadeSK> ::was about to grab one end of it, but…:: Uh, you sure you got it…?
<SypherSK> ::blinks at that display, is now ever so glad he never got her mad while he was powerless:: Well then… ::looks to Shade:: Let’s get the rest of these guys moving. ::motioning to all the leftover thugs::
<Protocol> ::smirks at him:: One of the advantages of the dark matter.
<Protocol> <Josie> And hope they don’t try and kill us when we return… ::says quietly::
<_Matt_> <Sun> :: oh yeah, still shooting across the sky, rising and setting ::
<LeoSK> ::sitting near Josie::…This is just great…
<_Matt_> (( [LeoSK PING reply]: 8mins 20secs ))
<LeoSK> ((I am…?))
<SypherSK> ::calls out, cupping his hands around his mouth, tries to explain things the quickest way possible:: If you want to live, follow us!
<LeoSK> ((# seconds…))
<LeoSK> ((3 even…))
<LeoSK> ((okay…I think me lag has died.))
<Protocol> ::that sounds good. starts off towards the dish::
<ShadeSK> ::amused expression on face:: Short. To the point. Nicely said, Sypher. ::gives him a pat on the shoulder and follows Prot::
<Protocol> <Josie> ::heads off to the dish as well::
<SypherSK> ::gives Shade a sheepish look and heads out::
<_Matt_> <Debris> :: flying about, some lightening strikes every noe and then due to the planet’s electromagnetic field breaking down ::
<SypherSK> ::squints as the wind blows things into his eyes:: <We’ve gotta get outta here…>
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<Protocol> ((WB))
<_Matt_> ((wb))
<ShadeSK> ((WB))
<LeoSK> ((TY))
<Protocol> ::hurries along at a quickened pace. making way across the chaotic desert::
<LeoSK> ((…I have no ping..?!))
<LeoSK> ((there.))
<SypherSK> ((WB!))
<SypherSK> ::looks back, hoping fervently that everyone’s still with them… they’ll be lucky if they have time for one go at this, coming back for someone isn’t likely to be an option::
<Protocol> <Josie>::hopes at least all of the good guys are with them. Sure the thugs should go back too, but hey, they willingly came here… but gotta be fair ‘n all::
<LeoSK> ::is tagging along. Hey! Leo came willingly too…kinda!::
<Protocol> <Josie>::yeah but for a different reason::
<Protocol> <Josie>::which she’s gonna ask him about later.::
<ShadeSK> ::constantly rubbing his sleeve over his shades, may have to take them off if they keep getting too dirty to see through::
<_Matt_> ((<Shade> :: takes off his shades, to reveal super-tiny pupils underneath ::))
<Protocol> ((LOL!))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!))
<SypherSK> ((::snorks!::))
<Protocol> ::so! after the trek, they at last reach the dish! oooo!:: Alright… we’ll have to plug this thing in, and get everyone something to hold onto… ::drops some cables that were still hooked into the machine. sets the machine down::
<SypherSK> I’ll handle the hookups. See if you can find something for everyone to grab. ::starts patching wires in, hoping his guesses, tho’ somewhat educated, still guesses, will be right::
<Protocol> ::nods, and searches the dish for more cable wires::
<LeoSK> ((NOOOOOOO!!! It a “u” Person!!!11!!))
<ShadeSK> ::decides to help Prot with the search:: What if we all just…held hands? ::tossing aside some fallen debris from the dish::
<SypherSK> ((<Prot> ::points to the mass of criminals, some drooling profusely, others picking their noses:: <Shade> Point.))
<ShadeSK> ((LOL!))
<Protocol> … ::pulling out a long wire that’s not used for anything:: Do you really want to hold paws with Bubba and One Eyed Ed over there? ::jerks head back to a couple of vicious looking thugs. one of ‘em picking their teeth with a knife XD::
<SypherSK> ((<Shade> But… What if I just stand between you and Agent Lyons? Sypher can… uh… bridge the gap between us civilized people and the heathen. He won’t mind.))
<Protocol> And besides… the cable keeps us from getting our molecules scrambled or something… or so I’d wager.
<Protocol> ((::dies::))
<ShadeSK> Erm…::looks back, raises an eyebrow:: Lemme’ help you with that wire!
<ShadeSK> ((::chuckles::))
<Protocol> ::chuckles and lets him pull it out and such. connects the wire with the others to make a long one, long enough for all!::
<SypherSK> Alright. Done here. <I hope….>
<Protocol> Ready to go on our end.
<Protocol> Get everyone to hold onto the cable. You stand at the controls. And don’t mess up. ::huffs ‘n picks up the cable:: <Josie>::gulps. gets ahold of the cable as well::
<Protocol> ::had stretched it out among the troops::
<SypherSK> Everyone grab onto the cable! ::goes to the controls, doublechecks the coordinates to make sure they haven’t changed::
<Protocol> <thugs>::I’m sure they do grab the cable. know the drill::
<ShadeSK> ::clamps his hand around the cable tightly, looks down the cable line at some dawdling thugs:: Today, people! This is a one way flight!
<Protocol> <Liz and Bexa>::are along for the ride, though their mun isn’t::
<LeoSK> ::grabs cable. Sighs looking around::
<SypherSK> ::looks back, notes everyone hanging on:: Alright then… Let’s go! ::goes acoherent and taps into the power source, praying it’ll work::
<Protocol> <Josie>::shuts her eyes. hopes this works!::
<SypherSK> ::manages to take them all acoherent and zap out::
<Protocol> <all>::zappo!!!::
<ShadeSK> ((<Misc. Thug> Oh! Wait! I’ve got something in my eye! ::takes hand off cable to rub it, and the next second..:: Hey! Wh-where is everybody?!))
<Protocol> ((LOL!!))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!:))
<_Matt_> <Planet> :: breaks apart, sending peices flying all over the place ::
<Protocol> ::and where do we arrive?::
<LeoSK> ((<exploding planet scene’s animator> SHUT UP! That’s not from Titan A.E.!!))
<ShadeSK> ((<DK and Co.> ::while flying into space:: Looks like Team Dark Kat is blasting off again…!))
<Protocol> ((<_Matt_> <all>::arrive in Siberia!:: <muns>::scream!:: <_Matt_>::cackles::))
<SypherSK> ((<Matt> ::rubs hands together:: Yes… Now, once they’re all lulled into a false sense of security at the end of this plot… a piece of the planet will appear on a collision course with the kat home world!))
<_Matt_> ((Kris, reading my mind again…))
<SypherSK> ((::Dying Shade and Prot::))
<ShadeSK> ((::just…laughing at it all!::))
<Protocol> ((::deadatall::))
<SypherSK> ((::beats head on desk:: Curse those latent powers brought on by too much caffeine.))
<SypherSK> ::reappears… with everyone else… hmm… I’ll let someone else say where::
<ShadeSK> ((::eyes widen, wants to know what his latent powers are! rushes off to find some caffeine::))
<Protocol> ::mun thinks Mattmun had a plan for where the thuggies landed XD::
<Protocol> ((::dies:: <Shade>::later finds out he has the power to twitch 145 times per second::))
<LeoSK> ((::dead!::))
<_Matt_> <Meanwhile, back on the feline homeworld> <Commander Feral> :: approaching a podium with hesitation at a press release ::
<SypherSK> ((::DEADDEAD:: <Shade> ::unfortunately, can find no practical use for his new power beyond driving people crazy if they stare at him too long::))
<LeoSK> ((oh my God! MTV has something cool!!))
<LeoSK> (( http://www.mtv.com/music/video/premiere/afi/ ))
<Protocol> <reporters>::gathered ’round, along with several katizens::
<ShadeSK> ((::laughs!::))
<Protocol> ((::diies::))
<_Matt_> <Commander Feral> :: clearing his throat as he taps the mike ::
<_Matt_> :: er, mic ::
<ShadeSK> ((<Mike> ::hates it when Feral does that -_-::))
<Protocol> ((::busts up:: <Mike> Its even worse when he spittles on me…))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!::))
<ShadeSK> (( XD <Mike> Shoot…he even made me plug myself in once…))
<Protocol> <everyone>::quiets down to let him speak:: <Newspaper photographers>::snapping pics::
<Protocol> ((LOL!))
<_Matt_> <Feral> As some of you may or may not know, there have been some…unprecidented incidents today
<ShadeSK> ((::earlier that day:: <Misc. Guy> Anyone feel like a doughnut? <Enforcers> Nah, no, not really.))
<Protocol> <crowd>::mumbles. an “I’ll say!” is heard though::
<Protocol> ((::DIES::))
<SypherSK> ((::DEADDEAD!:: <Ann Gora> ::sobs as she reports this as the evening’s breaking story, it’s been so dull since all the criminals left and the other supervillains went on vacation::))
<_Matt_> <Feral> Several inmates in locations varying from all over the continent were…:: pauses as the winds picks up ::
<Protocol> ((::dies!::))
<ShadeSK> ((lol!!))
<Protocol> <reporters>::hold onto their hats/notebooks/etc. as the winds pick up::
<Protocol> <Enforcers behind Feral>::stand straight still::
<_Matt_> <Feral> What’s going on? :: as the environment turns sour ::
<Protocol> ((<Feral> Not even the sugar from my donut can get rid of the sour taste of the enviroment. <Steele> Smeller’s the feller! ::points at Feral:: <Feral> … I did not let a poot, Steele.))
<SypherSK> ((::DEAD!:: <Feral> ::lobs his donut at Steele… immediately regrets and lunges after it, smushing Steele as he dives for the donut, catching it in one outstretched hand::))
<ShadeSK> ((::laughs!:: <Steele> ::muffled:: Huh..you were right…you aren’t the source…))
<Protocol> ((::laughing!::))
<_Matt_> <All> :: arrive/go splat? ::
<Protocol> <all>::well then enough with the suspense! Poof! thugs ‘n all arrive right behind the crowd of gathered katizens and Enforcers! w00t!::
<SypherSK> ::yelps as he appears veritably on top of some hapless katizen::
<SypherSK> ::goes acoherent reflexively and scrambles to get away::
<ShadeSK> ::wouldn’t you know it, gets zapped right above an open manhole XD yells the whole way down::
<Protocol> <Josie>::lands and slowly opens her eyes, noting where they are::… we’re back! <Thugs>::spy their location:: uh oh… ::all try and run off!:: <Enforcers> Hey! ::chase!:: <reporters>::snap pics, film, report! what the fuzzy is goin’ on?!::
<SypherSK> ::acoherent phases through about three people in the crowd, before flopping over in an opening and solidfying:: What….?!
<LeoSK> ::Blink:: We’re…alive?
<Protocol> <Josie> Yes! Woo hoo! ::lets go of the cable, would hug the ground if she could::
<Protocol> ::grins… and eaaaases her way outta there among the crowd::
<ShadeSK> ::splashes into some…gunk at the bottom:: Ah…crud!! ::swept with the “current” a ways until he swims over to a ledge and starts up a ladder::
<_Matt_> <Feral> What the-? Apprehend them! :: knocks over the podium as he goes after a couple himself ::
<Protocol> <Josie>::then pauses, and wonders what now… should they try to explain this to the Enforcers? looks to see where Sypher is::
<Protocol> <Thugs>::some get taken down, others fleeing, being chased!:: <more Enforcers>::pull out in squad cars:: <reporters>::ooooh story!::
<SypherSK> ::is just staggering to his feet amid the chaos::
<Protocol> <Josie>::goes to Sy:: Sy- Lt., should we stick around and inform the Enforcers of what happened…?
<SypherSK> ((<Ann Gora> ::gleefully rips up sheets she’d been reading from about the donut story, then vaults over that big desk news anchors sit and runs out to the action… right during the filming of the six o’clock news::))
<Protocol> ((::dead!::))
<SypherSK> I… I guess we should help them right now. ::feels strangely a little guilty about it, but realizes that’s silly… he wanted to save the thugs’ lives, sure, but setting them free is another matter entirely::
<ShadeSK> ::pushes up against a manhole cover, and flings it to the side, sending it knocking into a fleeing thug’s side:: …Huh? ::as both Enforcers and thugs rush by down the street:: Something tells me this is the chase scene…::starts to climb out of the hole::
<Protocol> <Josie>::nods, turns to the few megs there:: C’mon guys! Let’s help take down some of these thugs! ::hurries off XD poor Shade needs a bath first::
<SypherSK> ((<Shade> And, me without my car… Oh, wait… ::sticks fingers in his mouth and whistles… waits… waits… taps foot… waits more:: ::hours later, his car pulls up, sputtering and putting along:: <Shade> ::scolds car for being so late::))
<ShadeSK> ((ROTFL!!))
<Protocol> ((::dies!::))
<SypherSK> ::takes off after the nearest thugs himself::
<ShadeSK> ::with sudden inspiration, leaps into the nearest news van, tossing the driver aside:: MBI! Mind if I drive! <VanDriver> ::mouth open, shaking head no:: <Shade> ::squeels out into the street::
<SypherSK> ::catching up to a couple thugs, zaps them lightly from behind and darts on once they’re unconscious, hopes no one will notice the spikes on the arrays in all the confusion::