Transcript by Kooshmeister.
Guest Cast (in order of appearance):
Supporting Cast (in order of appearance):
T-Bone: Does that crazy megalo think he can blow up every refinery in Megakat City?
Razor: He’s doin’ a good job so far.
T-Bone: He’s shreddin’ those Enforcer choppers like an old scratchin’ post! Guess it’s up to the SWAT Kats to kick some tail! Can ya get a lock on him?
Razor: Workin’ on it. Locked and loaded, T-Bone! One Octopus Missile, on its way!
T-Bone: Sucker doesn’t even see it comin’! He suckered us! How’d you miss him, sure-shot?
Razor: That guy must have eyes in the back of his head. Whoa, he does have eyes in the back of his head!
T-Bone: No excuses.
Morbulus: You’ll have to do better than that, SWAT Kats, to catch Morbulus! Or… die trying! (laughs)
T-Bone: So, four-eyes wants to play canyon tag, huh? Crud! He’s goin’ after the Megakat Refinery!
Razor: Head for that cloud bank, I’ve got an idea!
T-Bone: I hope it’s better than your aim.
Morbulus: Scratch one more refinery!
Razor: Let’s see if four-eyes has eyes under his head! Bingo!
T-Bone: What’ll it be, Razor? Dunk or deliver?
T-Bone / Razor: Dunk!
Razor: Belly flop?
T-Bone: Mega-belly flop! Guess Feral and the Enforcers can handle it from here.
Feral: Keep away, Deputy Mayor! He could still be dangerous!
Callie: Yes, he could be. If he was here. Looks like you’ve come up empty, Commander Feral. And the SWAT Kats practically gave him to you!
Feral: If they’d held Morbulus until we arrived, he’d be in custody right now!
Reporters: (indistinct chatter)
Ann: Mayor Manx, is this the end of what has been dubbed “The Refinery Reign of Terror?”
Manx: Absolutely! The authorities have apprehended the villain!
Reporters: (more indistinct chatter)
Callie: Mayor Manx, I’m afraid that’s not the case…
Manx: Uh, but Callie, you told me on the phone–-
Feral: You were obviously misinformed.
Reporter #1: Well, which is it, Commander? Do you have this wacko or don’t you?
Feral: Despite our valiant efforts, the villain known as Morbulus managed to escape. Although, we believe he may have drowned in the bay.
Morbulus: (laughs) No way I’m gonna rot in some Megakat City prison!
Dr. Viper: I’ll put you to much better ussse than that…
T-Bone: Chalk up another one for the SWAT Kats!
(He and Razor both take their helmets and then their masks off, becoming Chance and Jake again.)
Jake: Nice flyin’.
Chance: Nice shootin’. Fun’s over.
Jake: Back to the greasepit.
Chance: Let’s see if we made the 5:00 news.
Jake: Hey, there’s Feral.
Chance: Guy looks like he hasn’t hit the litterbox in a week! Turn it up, I wanna here him take credit for what we did.
Reporter #2: (on TV) So you don’t have Morbulus in custody?
Feral: (on TV) Due to the interference of the SWAT Kats, this is all we have of Morbulus at the moment!
Chance / Jake: What?!
Feral: (on TV) No one asked for their help and they allowed a dangerous criminal to escape!
Chance: Escape?! We practically handed Feral a gift package! (growls)
Feral: (on TV) And if I ever find out who they are, I’ll–- (Chance smashes the TV before he can finish his threat)
Jake: Aw, great. Morbulus is gone, so’s our TV!
Callie: I need your help, guys. This crate pinged all the way from Megakat Bay.
Chance: What were you doin’ way out there, Callie?
Callie: Didn’t you guys hear? The SWAT Kats shot down Morbulus! They were magnificent!
Chance: (feigning ignorance) Really?
Callie: They tore him right out of his plane!
Chance: (pretending to be amazed) No!
Callie: Yes! But somehow Commander Feral managed to lose him…
Jake: Yeah, so we heard. When we had a TV.
Callie: When do you think I can pick up the car?
Chance: Jake’ll start on it right away. You can wait for it, how ’bout some milk?
Callie: I really can’t. I’ve got to get back into town and help “his Honor” write his speech for tomorrow’s park dedication.
Chance: I’ll be happy to drive you.
Callie: No need. Mayor Manx is waiting for me outside. One of the, um, “perks” of being Deputy Mayor. Thanks, Chance.
Chance: Ha! Did you hear that? She’s crazy about me!
Callie: (seductively) Bye, Jake!
Morbulus: So, this is the secret lab of the legendary Dr. Viper.
Dr. Viper: Quite an “eyeful,” isssn’t it, Morbulusss?
Morbulus: Very impressive. Looks like you’ve got everything a mad scientist needs right here.
Dr. Viper: Everything except the rare biochemical compound known as Katalyssst 99.
Morbulus: Well, maybe I could help ya get it, Doc.
Dr. Viper: Ah, we see “eye to eye,” Morbulusss. I do have need of someone to get me into Megakat Biochemical Labsss.
Morbulus: Megakat Labs? Are you outta your mind?! That building’s impenetrable!
Dr. Viper: Up until now!
Morbulus: What? (screams) What have you done to me?!
Dr. Viper: I’m letting you “help” me! (chuckles) As a living tessst tube for my new bacteria ssstrain!
Morbulus: (voice horribly distorted) Noooo!
Dr. Viper: Yesss! I have big plansss for you! With your help, I’ll have Katalyst 99 and the power to dessstroy Megakat City!
Jake: I’m not sure using these turbo plugs on Callie’s engine is such a good idea, Chance.
Chance: I say she’s gotta have extra horsepower in case of an emergency.
Jake: I say you’re gonna blow the engine.
Chance: Jake, I’m a pilot. I know what an engine can handle. See? Purrs like a kitten. Growls like a tiger!
Jake: Blows like a volcano! Now what’ll we tell Callie?
Chance: I’ll think of somethin’.
Murray: Problems, guys? Maybe we can add to ‘em! (laughs)
Burke: Hit it, Murray!
Murray: This makes my day, Burke!
Burke: They come a long way from bein’ pilots.
Murray: A looooong way… down! (laughs) Sign here. Here’s your copy! We’ll tell Commander Feral you sent your love! (laughs) Adios, amigos!
Chance: (imitating Murray) “This makes my day!”. (chuckles) If those dipsticks knew we built the Turbokat outta stuff like this.
Jake: They’d cough up a hairball! (laughs)
Chance: Hey, check it out. We can drop this baby under Callie’s hood. With a little modification, of course.
Jake: And I think I found our new TV!
Farmer: What’s goin’ on out here? Get away!
Dr. Viper: I’ll teach you to tamper with my experiment!
Dr. Viper: And now that you’ve had your breakfassst, it’s time to begin our commute into Megakat City, by ssssewer. (chuckles) Follow me!
Manx: (finishing his speech) As Mayor of Megakat City, I am proud to dedicate this beautiful new park, which bears my name.
Chance: Ahh, that Callie sure is pretty.
Jake: Yeah, but she’ll be pretty mad if we don’t get her car running.
Ann: (on TV) From the new Manx Municipal Park, this is Ann Gora for Kat’s Eye News. (back at the park) What in the-–? Quick, get a shot of that!
Manx: (terrified) It’s every kat for himself!
Callie: Better let me drive, Mayor!
Manx: (apoplectic with terror) Just get me out of here!
Chance / Jake: Hey, that’s Callie!
Callie: Out of my way, slimeball!
Chance / Jake: Let’s hit it!
(They suit up as the SWAT Kats and fly off to the rescue.)
Callie: Come on, Mayor! Hurry!
Manx: (terrified gibberish)
Feral: Relax, Mayor. The Enforcers are here now.
Callie: (excited) So are the SWAT Kats!
Razor: Looks like Callie’s safe.
T-Bone: Not the way Feral flies!
Feral: (via radio) Back off, you vigilantes! The authorities are handling this! Fire on my order!
Razor: I don’t think that’s a good idea, Feral. We saw what happened when Callie hit it.
Callie: He’s right!
Feral: I’m in command here!
T-Bone: I think he’s blown us off.
Razor: Now he’s done it!
Dr. Viper: (cackles) Those fools have given me three ways into Megakat Labsss! (hisses)
Feral: Normal weapons won’t stop those monsters!
Manx: You’ve> made that abundantly clear, Feral!
Callie: They seem to be heading for the Megakat Biochemical Labs. We’d better get there first!
T-Bone: Any idea what to throw at these guys?
Razor: How ’bout Feral? Thanks to him we’ve got three to fight!
T-Bone: Then how come I only see two!?
Razor:> Hey, where’d the other one go?
T-Bone: Use the X-Ray Beam!
Razor: (in horror) Oh no, one’s going in the subway!
T-Bone: Gotta move fast!
Passengers: Whoooaaaa! (scream)
Razor: (horrified) Oh no, too late!
Razor: So, it doesn’t like heat, huh? Maybe it’ll follow me onto this electrified rail and give itself a mega hotfoot! Bingo!
T-Bone: Razor, what is cookin’ down there?
Razor: French-fried bacteria! Rendezvous in t-minus five, Katalina entrance. Three, two, one!
T-Bone: Gotcha! The other two giant zits are closin’ in on Megakat Labs!
Razor: I can handle ‘em.
Dr. Zyme: They appear to be giant bacteria. On such short notice, this is the best I could do. It contains the most powerful antibiotics known. Hopefully, it should stop them.
Callie: It better work. Those things are heading right for us!
Dr. Zyme: Don’t worry, Ms. Briggs! These windows are practically indestructible.
Dr. Viper: While the bacteria wreak havoc, I will raid the labsss!
Manx: I’m coming too! I don’t want to be around here if this stuff doesn’t work!
Feral: You’re a coward, Manx.
Manx: You don’t get to be Mayor for ten terms, without being cautious!
T-Bone: Say ‘Ahhhh’!
Razor: One Megavolt Missile, away!
T-Bone: I thought you said this would work!
Razor: Give it time. Five, four, three, two, one…
Manx: The SWAT Kats took care of that one, Feral!
Feral: And I’ll take care of the other! Got him!
Dr. Zyme: It worked!
Dr. Viper: You were always an arrogant fool, Dr. Zyme! My bacteria is immune to antibioticsss!
Dr. Zyme: (screams)
T-Bone: Time for another Megavolt Missile, buddy!
Razor: Whoops! Guess I’m one short!
Callie: You won’t get away with this, Dr. Viper!
Dr. Viper: No, Ms. Briggsss. It’sss you who won’t get away!
T-Bone / Razor: Callie!
Razor: Lead him onto the bridge, then double back! Now!
T-Bone: Game’s over, Dr. Viper!
Dr. Viper: Ssstill one more play!
Feral: Ms. Briggs, are you all right?
Callie: Yes, thanks to the SWAT Kats. Whoever they are.
Feral: Thanks to them, half of Megakat City is without power!
T-Bone: Hey, you know a better way to cook a giant bacteria? Looks like Burke and Murray have got a looooong day ahead of ‘em.